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A Somewhat Creative Piece“NPWP 2013 According to Me”
By KiMar Gartman
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A Disclaimer to Participants
Caution!
What you are about to read is NPWP according to me. You will find I took great liberty in giving you thoughts and soliloquies. If you like what you are about to see, so very, very happy I will be! But if you find my humor even slightly off key, I offer you now my sincerest apology.
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IntroductionThere once were eleven fine
teachersWho met to discuss their job
featuresArticles & demos
Nonfiction & proseSharing with each other the
things that they know.
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TheParticipants
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Meghan the
Magnificent
2nd Grade
Teacher
Oh yeah!
Meghan the
Magnificent?! What am
I then?
Amanda the Amazing
English Teacher
I like it!
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Amber the AwesomeComing of Age
Novelist And now my story is funny! Thanks,
guys!
KiMar the…This is my
project. I can be
whatever I want. Hmmm.
CrazyCreative
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I’m not sure what I should be…Maybe just Courtney, the 7th Grade English
TeacherDon’t worry.
I already have one for
you.
Courtney the Captivating
You’ve got to
be kidding
!
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Kierstin the Kind
English Teacher
Try again
!
Kierstin the Killer
English Teacher
Now you’r
e talkin
’!
I’ll take kind, Laura the Kind.
Laura the LongsufferingLiterature Teacher
Whatever!
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Tyler the TenderDon’t make me come after you,
KiMar!tee hee
Tyler the TirelessTalented Teacher
Of Toilsome Teenagers
And don’t you forget
it!
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Ow-Ow!Leslie the Lively,
LuminescentTeacher of 3rd
GradeRock
on, baby!
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Hi, guys!
Oh no! My husband’s
been messing with my computer
again…AACK!
Hey! Who are you?
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Susan the Swanky,Sophisticated,
Spanish-Speaking English Teacher
Swanky?
Well, as long
as I get my picture taken!
And me?
Betty the Beautiful,Benevolent 6th Grade TeacherNice
!
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Our Facilitators
Come on, Dr. Fischer. If
you’re going to look confused, at least do it with a smile!
Oh alrigh
t!
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How’s this, then, you pesky grad
assistant?!
Pesky?
Ron the PlainOl’ Ron
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Now honestly, Tara. Is that really how
you feel after reading all those inquiry papers?
Let’s be real!
Okay, you want real.
Here it is…
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I’ll simply die if I have to read one
more stinkin’
research paper!
Tara the Terrific, But Tortured
NPWP Facilitator
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APA
I’m comin’ after you, Tara!
Okay…Bad joke.Moving right
along…
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The 2013NPWP
Institute
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Okay, who wrote the
cuss word? It’s
right here. Tyler?
Busted!
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Posed pictures are so
awkward!
I know, but at
least I’m getting
my picture taken.
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Okay, so about the
pesky grad assistant
thing. You didn’t really mean that, did you?
Of course not, KiMar. You were a wonderful
grad assistant—
nice, helpful,
hardworking!
Ah, thanks, Dr. Fischer.
It was pretty fun working with you
too.
Whew! Talked myself out of
that one!
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Are you going to help with
this at all?
Yeah, hold on a sec…
I’ve almost passed
this level.
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Into the life of every writer, there occasionally falls a little indecisiveness.
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Idea #1II warned that jerk if he ever messed with me again, I’d
let him have it! I’m a believ
er now.
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Do you ever feel hollow
inside, like your life is just an
outline sketched in the
corner of obscurity?
Idea #2
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Mommy, I hurt my
finger. See?
Suck it up, Kid!
Oh, my poor little
dear…
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Are youlistening?
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How’s my listening
pose, Meghan
the Magnificen
t?
Lookin’ good,
Amanda the
Amazing.
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Are YOU listening, Laura?Better than
Amanda, I’d say!
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Hmm…I wonder if the GAP has any sales running
today.
Are you listening,
Tara?We
didn’t think so!
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Ron Gets a Gift
Yippee!
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Ron’s Reactionto His Gift
An APA Manual? But
I’ve heard Sports
Illustrated has nice
articles this time of year!
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We’re too sexy for our pictures!
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I know what you’rethinking…
What happened to Courtney?
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Are you
kidding?
A Focus on
Courtney
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COURTNEY
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Hmmm. I’m beginning to think she might not be happy about the
“Focus on Courtney.”
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Hey! Anybody
seen Betty?I heard she
got a juicy love letter from her husband!
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Yoo hoo, Betty!
Pssst!
She’s not
listening to any of
us!
Must be a good one!
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Okay, so are you sure we
can do it?
Of course I’m sure.
It’ll be easy! Trust me!
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I’m not finding
this very easy,
Amanda.
Wow! Me neither. Sorry, Susan.
No problem! At least I got my picture taken.
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Do you really think that every slide has to have
talking bubbles?
Don’t you think there should be
some slides without
bubbles?
Ahhh, what a letter! Is it time to go
home yet?
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It’s just that I think there are too many
talking bubbles.
No disrespect, but I don’t
fricken’ care about talking
bubbles. Let’s focus and get
done!
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About the talking
bubbles...let the
pictures talk for
themselves.
Okay. That’s what I’ll do next.
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Smiles to BrightenYour Day
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And saving the best smile for last…
So cute!
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And now for the Writing Prompt:
“These people have something to say.
What is it?”
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?
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?
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?Oh, the
one-finger
speech!Woo hoo! Aren’t you glad the talking
bubbles are back?
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Okay, maybe not!
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WorkWrite
WorkWrite
We’re so busy…
We’re going berserk!
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Why aren’t you
smiling, Meghan
?
I’m an artist and my
work was interrupted for a stinkin’
picture? Gosh!
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Just kiddin
g!
Good one!
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Once upon a time
in a villagefar away
lived a mouse named
Murphey…
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Murphy wasa strange
mouse becausehe’s afraid
of two things:Cheese—
Swiss cheeseand
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tall men with black
baseball caps.Murphy
would freakout at the
sight of suchmen or cheese.
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AAAACK!!Please
spare me, oh terrible wearer-of-the-black
hat!
Good grief, KiMar. Isn’t
this presentation
over yet?
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Pesky, isn’t she?
Hey! I heard that!
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And now the Conclusion…
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And that’s the story of our classIt was wonderful, but it went too fast.
Thanks Ron & Tara for all you’ve doneWe learned a lot and had great fun.
To my summer friends I say goodbyeMay this year you find your wings to fly!
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The End