A short (nonsense) film about A short (nonsense) film about my pal George W Bushmy pal George W Bush

Contains bad language and a Contains bad language and a couple of ugly cunts!couple of ugly cunts!

Starring George W BushStarring George W Bush

From This…From This… ……To ThisTo This

UGLY BASTARDUGLY BASTARD

And an appearance from…And an appearance from…

Tony Blair!Tony Blair!

He ain’t too He ain’t too handsome handsome

either!either!

A long time ago in a land far away, Current President A long time ago in a land far away, Current President Bush had a son. Like a dumbass he called the bastard Bush had a son. Like a dumbass he called the bastard

George! So the idiot son of an asshole was also elected George! So the idiot son of an asshole was also elected for President. The mystery of the whole episode is… for President. The mystery of the whole episode is… why would any sane human vote for that shithead? why would any sane human vote for that shithead?

Typically, Tony Blair flew over to the U.S of A. to kiss Typically, Tony Blair flew over to the U.S of A. to kiss Georges arse to gain respect. Then blah blah blah, Georges arse to gain respect. Then blah blah blah, some shit happened, aeroplane hit some building, some shit happened, aeroplane hit some building,

people died. So Bush has a brain storm. And the results people died. So Bush has a brain storm. And the results were.. War! And also a Big Mac. So his agenda went as were.. War! And also a Big Mac. So his agenda went as

planned. War was imminent, and a Big Mac to follow. planned. War was imminent, and a Big Mac to follow. The journey lives on. Will Bush find the decency and The journey lives on. Will Bush find the decency and self respect to step down from President? Will Tony self respect to step down from President? Will Tony

Blair take his head out of George’s arse? Will George Blair take his head out of George’s arse? Will George get the Bic Mac he wanted? Do we give a fuck? Sure ya get the Bic Mac he wanted? Do we give a fuck? Sure ya

do! This is a true story.. Probably!do! This is a true story.. Probably!

We are here today to

discuss the issues

about…

WAR!!

well,.. Yes but we must settle

the arising matters of…

WAR!!

We’ll get to that Mr

President, but really, this is

about…

WAR!!

THIS IS ALL ABOUT WAR! BOMBS AND GUNS! WAR

DAMMIT!!

But what about the people?

The innocent?

People? Innocent? I've

been president for a year. I want to

drop some bombs!

But.. But.. People

are gonna be

violently killed!

DUH! That’s the point you pansy english twat! Go drink

some tea!

Oh my gosh. That was harsh Mr President.

Do you want some tea?

NO! Look! Just go stand

over there, and don’t

touch anything!

Okay Mr President *Sob Sob*

AfterwardsAfterwardsGoodbye!... Hey this was jolly good. We should do it again

sometime old chum.

Don’t talk to me you prick. And don’t

touch my car!... Hey did you call me old?

I may be 50 but I can still throw a good right hook

Oh Mr President. You jokester. You

crack me up.

You think I’m joking? We’ll see when you get a

torpedo up your ass. No more England. No more fucking Tea! You pansy!

Back in England…Back in England…

Yes! George and I are on the

same level. I feel we can

communicate well. We are on

top of things

..and yes! I’m aware that my

hair looks stupid. But I think we have gained a liking with the

American government

The Press: So will there be a

war, Prime Minister?

I cannot eloborate on that question as I heard no recognition

of The President wanting to start a

war, he wants what’s best for the people. A man like

that is a person who can do that!

BULL-SHIT!

So what is your opinion on the forthcoming

political events? Do you think these social disturbances

could affect the well being of the

current democracy?

Well… the thing is… uuh um… No

Further Questions! My tea is ready, and I need to change into

my jammy jams!

YOU FUCKING POSER!

George Bush goes back to the George Bush goes back to the drawing boarddrawing board

Tony Blair.. What a dick! He’s so stupid. Have you seen his hair? Haha! And

they way he talks. He sounds like he’s got a

tennis ball in his mouth. What a pansy. He can go drink his tea. Dumbass!

Hmm.. That’s a hard one. OK… hold on a sec.. If I put the X there.. Then..

Ahaa!!! I’ve beaten you at Noughts and Crosses!!

Finally! Oh wait… there’s no one there… I have no friends… but I still won!

Well… this shouldn’t be too hard. Dooby dooby doo.. Bomb there.. And there. Aaand there! And WHAMMO!!! No more

Iraq! Saddam! You ain’t so big now are ya?!

President Isn’t Happy!President Isn’t Happy!

We hate you Bush. You suck dick!! We won’t

fight your stinkin’ war.

You got us into this mess. You

get yourself out. You old

dumb bastard!.. TO HELL!!

Okay fellow Americans, I accept your rebellion. I will have.. To fight this

war myself

Well we hope you fucking die

a horrible painful death

you cocksucking

retarded son of a twat!

I thank you fellow Americans for your

constant support. May peace be with you at

all times

Oh I’m gonna die

Since the civil services are not Since the civil services are not cooperating with the President. He cooperating with the President. He

is forced to fight this war by himself. is forced to fight this war by himself. Literally by himself. I mean the Literally by himself. I mean the docile cunt can’t even calculate docile cunt can’t even calculate

taxes, you think he can fire a gun? taxes, you think he can fire a gun? Jeez, gimme a break. He’s so deadJeez, gimme a break. He’s so dead

Bush decides to go UndercoverBush decides to go Undercover

Hehehe, they’ll never find me. I’m so cool.

Who needs the stinkin army anyway?

Who needs that dumbass Tony Blair. I

got my erm.. Gun thing, and my tea

towel. Lets go kill the baddies

Oh shit. Those army guys don’t look happy

with me. Aw crap. Why did I bring this American Flag with me? Fuck! Arrgh

They’re coming this way! How does this

gun thing work?

CRASH!!

BANG!!WALLOP!!

KAPOW!!

WHAMMO!!

Uuugh I don’t think I’m welcome here. Iv’e lost the war. And now my country has been

forced into slavery and a life of hell. Well its like that now anyway. But

these guys look hungry, I think I’m

on the menu. This is CUNT

signing off!

So this is where the story ends. So this is where the story ends. Bush was eaten alive by Bush was eaten alive by

starving blind natives. And the starving blind natives. And the country is now being maintained country is now being maintained a lot better by some guy with a a lot better by some guy with a towel on his head. Here’s what towel on his head. Here’s what

Tony had to say…Tony had to say…

Does it look like I want a cup of tea you

FUCKING CUNTHEAD

……Strong words from Tony Blair. Strong words from Tony Blair. Showing his passion for Showing his passion for

democracy. So world peace democracy. So world peace was settled, again by the guy was settled, again by the guy with a towel on his head. And with a towel on his head. And the day is saved, thanks to the the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls. The best part Powerpuff Girls. The best part is.. Idiot son of an asshole is is.. Idiot son of an asshole is

dead! Haha! he was a bastard!dead! Haha! he was a bastard!

THE ENDTHE END