A BLAST FROM THE PAST

Based off of the film Braveheart

Made with Microsoft Powerpoint

Everything else, including the twisted Steve Erwin referance by moi

I say, Old Chap, you must be rather chuffed with yourself,

escaping from our old boys like that. Well, I do say, it’ll have to be cheerio for you, Chappie.

Crickey, do ya need ta take a beating again? If I can take take on 20 guys

with rifles, a horde of crazy, homicidal bikers, and some creepy punked out

Mayans, you pommies better believe I can take out you.

Well that’s were you’re jolly well wrong, Chap, you see I’ve got me self an army that I can jolly well sic on you for those

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Bad show, Old Chap, bad show.

Yer mother stunk of Wallaby Dung!

Come on, Lads, up and at ‘em.

Tie me Kangaroo Down! This don’t look

good for William Wallace!

It has worked, Dwarr-Evv, it has taken centuries of trial and error, but at last, he is here

Yes, D’Ann, now, in the year 4

million, the divine experiment can

be fulfilled!

Dwarr-Evv, it is impossible, you really mean it?

Yes, D’Ann, it is time!

No, Dwarr-Evv! You must not!

The divine experiment

cannot take place, you will kill us all!

Scuse me, but this party’s more dead than Steve

Erwin.

But think of our world once it has taken

place, we can withdraw from the Scia-Dome,

and re-build the Earth!

That’s great, kids, but I’m Kangaroo-

Hopping out of here

It was for the best, Dwarr-Evv

It was for the best, Dwarr-Evv

Was it really?

I do say, good show!

But, what with you being a homicidal rebel

and all, I’m afraid I’ll still have to kill you,

wot, wot!

Crickey, time to be runnin’ out back!

Pretty Much Everything by Evan Stackpole

Australian, English, and Far Future Stereotypes credited to

their various creators

Pretty Much Everything by Evan Stackpole

Australian, English, and Far Future Stereotypes credited to

their various creators