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843 Vs Blowfly!
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843: You’re no spring chicken but you are always adorned with mad bitches. What’s your secret? BF: Women are just as nasty as Men. And they love it when I point that out! 843: Have you ever met Beyonce? What did you say to her? If not, what would you say to her? BF: ”Nice to meet you, baby. Pay me!” 843: You’ve worked with quite a few notables from almost every music genre. Who has been your favorite? Who would you like to work with? BF: In the past: Betty Wright because she would always listen, I would have loved to work with Whitney Houston. Maybe I’ll see her in pussy hell and record her there. 843: In your music you regard politics with quite the sense of humor. What’s your opinion of government these days? BF: They are full of shit like an un-douched slit! 843: Who would you rather bend over; Sarah Palin or Hillary Clinton? BF: Hillary! She’s a Thrill or three! Thank you for your time, Mr. Blowfly. Hello, Blowfly. Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to conduct this interview. We at 843 are more than honored to have you. 843: Instead of me trying to list your many accolades as a musician, I’d like you to tell our audience what you’d like them to know of you. BF: I am Blowfly, the Inventor of Rap, the maestro of the Miami Soul Sound and the baddest guy your grandmomma ever fucked. 843: Younger musicians often have a starry-eyed vision of fame and fortune at the end of the rainbow. How would you counsel them in their dealings with the big dog record labels? BF: There are still big dog labels? You kids just steal music now. Don’t even bother with those assholes, make your own shit and put it out yourself. If you need a label, they will find you. 843: What are your current goals, musically? BF: I just finished recording my new album ”Black In The Sack” which will come out later this year on PATAC RECORDS. I do all kinds of nasty things to Michael Jackson’s ghost, Sam Cooke’s ghost and bands who are still around like the Gap Band and AC/DC. Then we are gonna do some singles, both funky and crazy for a few different labels, like Rabbit Factory in Chicago. Then I’m gonna sing with FISTULA on some weird heavy metal shit. Gonna turn ”Black Sabbath” into ”Dick Stabbeth!” 843: Has the release of the Weird World of Blowfly documentary helped record sales or booking? BF: Booking, Hell Yes. No one buys records anymore. 843: Having the title of World’s First Rapper has to be quite an honor. What other firsts can you claim? BF: I am the first person to record KC and The Sunshine Band and Betty Wright. I had hits on both of them. I wrote ”Sound Your Funky Horn” for KC, and ”Clean Up Woman” ”Girls Can’t Do What the Boy’s Can Do”. Beyonce sampled that one for Upgrade U, - and every other goddamn thing you’ve ever heard her sing. Buzz off.
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843: You’re no spring chicken but you are always adorned with mad bitches. What’s your secret? BF: Women are just as nasty as Men. And they love it when I point that out!843: Have you ever met Beyonce? What did you say to her? If not, what would you say to her?BF: ”Nice to meet you, baby. Pay me!”843: You’ve worked with quite a few notables from almost every music genre. Who has been your favorite? Who would you like to work with? BF: In the past: Betty Wright because she would always listen, I would have loved to work with Whitney Houston. Maybe I’ll see her in pussy hell and record her there.
843: In your music you regard politics with quite the sense of humor. What’s your opinion of government these days?
BF: They are full of shit like an un-douched slit!
843: Who would you rather bend over; Sarah Palin or Hillary Clinton?
BF: Hillary! She’s a Thrill or three!
Thank you for your time, Mr. Blowfly.
Hello, Blowfly.Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to conduct this interview. We at 843 are more than honored to have you. 843: Instead of me trying to list your many accolades as a musician, I’d like you to tell our audience what you’d like them to know of you.BF: I am Blowfly, the Inventor of Rap, the maestro of the Miami Soul Sound and the baddest guy your grandmomma ever fucked.843: Younger musicians often have a starry-eyed vision of fame and fortune at the end of the rainbow. How would you counsel them in their dealings with the big dog record labels? BF: There are still big dog labels? You kids just steal music now. Don’t even bother with those assholes, make your own shit and put it out yourself. If you need a label, they will find you. 843: What are your current goals, musically? BF: I just finished recording my new album ”Black In The Sack” which will come out later this year on PATAC RECORDS. I do all kinds of nasty things to Michael Jackson’s ghost, Sam Cooke’s ghost and bands who are still around like the Gap Band and AC/DC. Then we are gonna do some singles, both funky and crazy for a few different labels, like Rabbit Factory in Chicago. Then I’m gonna sing with FISTULA on some weird heavy metal shit. Gonna turn ”Black Sabbath” into ”Dick Stabbeth!” 843: Has the release of the Weird World of Blowfly
documentary helped record sales or booking? BF: Booking, Hell Yes. No one buys records anymore.
843: Having the title of World’s First Rapper has to be quite an honor. What other firsts can you claim? BF: I am the first person to record KC and The Sunshine Band and Betty Wright. I had hits on both of them. I wrote ”Sound Your Funky Horn” for KC, and ”Clean Up Woman” ”Girls Can’t Do What the Boy’s Can Do”. Beyonce sampled that one for Upgrade U, - and every other goddamn thing you’ve ever heard her sing.
Buzz off.
