25 Quotes That Make You Laugh # 12. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of...

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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead

of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either.

Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

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The journey of a thousand miles begins with

a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

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It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s chicken meat,

that’s the time to do it.

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Everything should be made as simple as possible,

but no simpler.

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Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

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Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.

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Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

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Experience is something you don’t get until just

after you need it.

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Never wrestle with a pig: you both get all dirty,

and the pig likes it.

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Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

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The trouble with life is, you’re halfway through it

before you realize it’s a “do it yourself” thing.

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Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.

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If you don't stand for something, you'll fall

for everything.

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If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

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There are two kinds of failures: Those who think and never do, and those who do and never think.

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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

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Teamwork is the ability to work as a group toward a common

vision, even if that vision becomes extremely blurry.

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Individuals can and do make a difference, but it takes a team to

really mess things up.

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If you are not failing, you're not taking enough

risks.

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A closed mouth gathers no foot.

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Never take a problem to your boss unless you have a solution.

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Don't fight too much or the enemy will know

your art of war.

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Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a

leg to stand on.

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Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be

recalled by their maker. (motorcycles as well)

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There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

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