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21 Questions New Jerseyans Are TiredOf HearingJust shh. No talking.

posted on December 11, 2013 at 5:09pm EST

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1. Youre from Joisey? Is that how you say it? Joisey?

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No, thats how you said it.

Chris ChristieNewark, N.J.

2. Why arent you tan?

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Because Im not a cast member of Jersey Shore.

Bruce SpringsteenFreehold, N.J.

3. Wheres your Jersey accent?

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I fed it to the dawg.

Jon Bon JoviSayreville, N.J.

4. Isnt your entire state a dump?

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No, we just tell people that so they wont come here and drive too slow in the left lane.

Joe JonasWyckoff, N.J.

5. Do you live in New Jersey because you cant afford to

live in New York City?

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No, I live in New Jersey because I like living in New Jersey.

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Jon StewartLawrenceville, N.J.

6. Is your family in the mob?

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Do you really want me to answer that?

James GandolfiniPark Ridge, N.J.

7. Do you even know how to pump gas?

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New Jersey is only three hours long. Believe it or not, most of us have left the state once

or twice.

Jason AlexanderLivingston, N.J.

8. Why does Jersey smell so bad?

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Because youre here.

Shaquille ONealNewark, N.J.

9. Do you fist-pump?

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Only into your face.

Whitney HoustonNewark, N.J.

10. Why does everyone curse so much?

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Because we like to fucking express ourselves.

Danny DeVitoAsbury Park, N.J.

11. Whats pork roll?

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May god have mercy on your poor soul.

Frank SinatraHoboken, N.J.

12. Why is everyone from New Jersey so tough?

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There are a lot of us and only three lanes on the parkway.

Queen LatifahEast Orange, N.J.

13. Whats so great about diners?

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Hello, you can order pancakes and gyros off the same menu at 3 oclock in the morning.

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Joe PesciBelleville, N.J.

14. Have you ever seen Clerks?

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Am I breathing?

Jason MewesHighlands, N.J., and Kevin SmithRed Bank, N.J.

15. So is everyone in New Jersey a guido?

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Is everyone from your state this ignorant?

Zach BraffSouth Orange, N.J.

16. Why does everyone drive so fast?

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The malls close at 10.

Laura PreponWatchung, N.J.

17. Why do you call it the shore?

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Cause beaches aint shit.

Meryl StreepBernardsville, N.J.

18. Why are your taxes so high?

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It costs a lot to live this fabulously.

Lea MicheleTenafly, N.J.

19. What exit? Ha ha ha.

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69.

Jack NicholsonNeptune City, N.J.

20. Why is impossible to make a left turn in this state?

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Because Jersey loves you and it never wants you to leave.

Kevin SpaceySouth Orange, N.J.

21. Man, New Jersey sounds awesome. When can I

move there?

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Sorry, no room.

John TravoltaEnglewood, N.J.