2013: Edition 9

16
THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CAPE TOWN SINCE 1942 V arsity 20 August 2013 VOLUME 72 EDITION 9 varsitynewspaper.co.za @varsitynews varsitynewspaper Tendai Madzikanda O n Wednesday August 14th, protesters gathered outside the South African Parliament building to voice their concerns over President Jacob Zuma and SADC’s endorsement of the recent elections held in Zimbabwe. Following the announcement of the results, Zuma extended “profound congratulations” to Mugabe and the SADC deemed the election results as “free” and “fair”. ese announcements spurred a group of UCT students to organise a protest and present a memorandum to the Speaker of Parliament Max Sisulu outlining 13 breaches to the new constitution and the Electoral Act. e Zimbabwean elections were held on July 31st and saw incumbent President Robert Mugabe claim victory over main opposition leader Morgan Tsvangirai by an overwhelming 61% to 34%. e election also saw Mugabe’s ZANU- PF party claim 160 of the 210 parliamentary seats, giving them a two-thirds majority in parliament and thus allowing them to change the constitution. e landslide victory coupled with many irregularities, before, during and aſter the casting of votes has raised many questions about the legitimacy of the entire election process, with many believing that they may have been rigged. Doug Coltart, an organiser of the protest and a UCT law student, did not make any allegations of rigging. Instead, he believes the elections failed to adhere to certain legal requirements set in Zimbabwe’s Electoral Act and new Constitution. “We wanted this protest to be a completely non- partisan event. It’s not about ZANU- PF, it’s not about MDC-T or any other party. It’s about having an election that is in conformity with the constitution and the rule of law,” Coltart said. e alleged legal breaches UCT students protest the endorsement of Zimbabwe Elections included: the failure to allow absent citizens (citizens outside the country) a chance to vote, the failure to provide printed and electronic copies of the voters’ roll to all parties in a timely fashion, an inaccurate voters’ roll containing “improbable numbers” of registered voters over the age of 100 years old, as well as the names of the deceased still appearing on the roll. Various speakers at the protest gave more insight into the legal breaches of the election and, despite the rain, managed to spark the crowd into excitement. Mtho Tshuma, a speaker at the protest and a law student at UCT, acknowledged in his speech that the road to justice will not be a simple one.“I have no illusions that a protest of students will not change the world over night, but it is my belief, a belief I must stand behind, that we are sons and daughters of struggle in one way or another, and that the time to defend injustice is upon us,” said Tshuma. About an hour aſter the protest began, Sisulu exited Parliament and received the memorandum. Ramabina Mahapa, an organiser of the event and a UCT student, believes that with the South African general election fast approaching it is vital for South Africans to take a stance against injustice. “As South Africans we must stand up and not allow this to happen in any country,” said Mahapa. Justin Fitzsimmons, a 22-year- old American exchange student, found the protest to be a great cultural experience and expressed his satisfaction at the amount of support. “e protest was a surreal experience for me. I didn’t know what to expect, but to see the spirit of the people chanting and singing in the rain was one of my best experiences”, said Fitzsimmons. It is too soon to tell whether or not the memorandum will have any effect. e SADC summit took place on August 17th and 18th where Malawian President, Joyce Banda, and new head of SADC has endorsed the elections in Zimbabwe by extending congratulations to President Mugabe for “conducting peaceful elections”. e MDC-T party also decided on Friday August 16th to withdraw their legal challenge as they feel the courts would not be fair. “It’s about having an election that is in conformity with the constitution” MUGABE’S VICTORY: Various irregularities during Zimbabwe’s voting day sounded many alarm bells about the legitimacy of the entire election process. UCT STUDENTS: Gathered outside the South African Parliament building, students protested against President Jacob Zuma and SADC’s endorsement of the Zimbabwean elections. Image: Megan Kinnnaird Image: Megan Kinnnaird IN THIS ISSUE VARSITY, the official student newspaper since 1942, is committed to the principles of equality and democracy. Bisi Mtshali PAGE 14 Act of phubbing PAGE 6

description

VARSITY is the official student newspaper of the University of Cape Town, since 1942.

Transcript of 2013: Edition 9

Page 1: 2013: Edition 9

THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CAPE TOWN

SINCE

1942THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CAPE TOWN

Varsity20 August 2013 VOLUME 72 EDITION 9 varsitynewspaper.co.za @varsitynews varsitynewspaper 9 varsitynewspaper.co.za @varsitynews varsitynewspaper 9 varsitynewspaper.co.za @varsitynews varsitynewspaper

Tendai Madzikanda

On Wednesday August 14th, protesters gathered outside

the South African Parliament building to voice their concerns over President Jacob Zuma and SADC’s endorsement of the recent elections held in Zimbabwe.

Following the announcement of the results, Zuma extended “profound congratulations” to Mugabe and the SADC deemed the election results as “free” and “fair”.

� ese announcements spurred a group of UCT students to organise a protest and present a memorandum to the Speaker of Parliament Max Sisulu outlining 13 breaches to the new constitution and the Electoral Act.

� e Zimbabwean elections were held on July 31st and saw incumbent President Robert Mugabe claim victory over main opposition leader Morgan Tsvangirai by an overwhelming 61% to 34%. � e election also saw Mugabe’s ZANU-PF party claim 160 of the 210 parliamentary seats, giving them a two-thirds majority in parliament and thus allowing them to change the constitution.

� e landslide victory coupled with many irregularities, before, during and a� er the casting of votes has raised many questions about the legitimacy of the entire election process, with many believing that they may have been rigged.

Doug Coltart, an organiser of the protest and a UCT law student, did not make any allegations of rigging. Instead, he believes the elections failed to adhere to certain legal requirements set in Zimbabwe’s Electoral Act and new Constitution. “We wanted this protest to be a completely non-partisan event. It’s not about ZANU-PF, it’s not about MDC-T or any other party. It’s about having an election that is in conformity with the constitution and the rule of law,” Coltart said.

� e alleged legal breaches

UCT students protest the endorsement of Zimbabwe Electionsincluded: the failure to allow absent citizens (citizens outside the country) a chance to vote, the failure to provide printed and electronic copies of the voters’ roll to all parties in a timely fashion, an inaccurate voters’ roll containing “improbable numbers” of registered voters over the age of 100 years old, as well as the names of the deceased still appearing on the roll.

Various speakers at the protest gave more insight into the legal breaches of the election and, despite the rain, managed to spark the crowd into excitement.

Mtho Tshuma, a speaker at the protest and a law student at UCT, acknowledged in his speech that the road to justice will not be a simple one.“I have no illusions that a protest of students will not change the world over night, but it is my belief, a belief I must stand behind, that we are sons and daughters of struggle in one way or another, and that the time to defend injustice is upon us,” said Tshuma.

About an hour a� er the protest began, Sisulu exited Parliament and received the memorandum.

Ramabina Mahapa, an organiser of the event and a UCT student, believes that with the South African general election fast approaching it is vital for South Africans to take a stance against injustice. “As South Africans we must stand up and not allow this to happen in any country,” said Mahapa.

Justin Fitzsimmons, a 22-year-old American exchange student, found the protest to be a great cultural experience and expressed his satisfaction at the amount of support. “� e protest was a surreal experience for me. I didn’t know what to expect, but to see the spirit of the people chanting and singing in the rain was one of my best experiences”, said Fitzsimmons.

It is too soon to tell whether or not the memorandum will have any e� ect. � e SADC summit took place on August 17th and 18th where Malawian President, Joyce Banda, and new head of SADC has endorsed the elections in Zimbabwe by extending congratulations to President Mugabe for “conducting peaceful elections”. � e MDC-T party also decided on Friday August 16th to withdraw their legal challenge as they feel the courts would not be fair.

“It’s about having an election that is in

conformity with the constitution”

MUGABE’S VICTORY: Various irregularities during Zimbabwe’s voting day sounded many alarm bells about the legitimacy of the entire election process.

UCT STUDENTS: Gathered outside the South African Parliament building, students protested against President Jacob Zuma and SADC’s endorsement of the Zimbabwean elections.

Image: Megan Kinnnaird

Image: Megan Kinnnaird

IN T

HIS

ISSU

E

VARSITY, the o� cial student newspaper since 1942, is committed to the principles of equality and democracy.

Bisi Mtshali PAGE 14Act of phubbing PAGE 6

Page 2: 2013: Edition 9

2 v72 e9 – 20 August 2013 newsNews Bites

Egyptian police kill protesters

EGYPT – 30 people were killed by Egyptian security forces as they protested for the reinstatement of President Mohammed Morsi. There has been a high level of conflict and tension in the area ever since Morsi was ousted from his position as president on July 3rd.

-Reuters News

Israel-Palestine negotiation talks continue

ISRAEL, PALESTINE – Negotiators reconvened on Wednesday, August 14th, to further their efforts in resolving the conflict between Israel and Palestine. Israel’s initial step of freeing 26 Palestinian prisoners negotiations took a slight step backwards when Israel wanted to claim more land for Jewish homes that the Palestinians wanted for their future state.

-Reuters News

Oil spill in Knysna

KNYSNA – There is a leaking cargo ship just off Buffels Bay. The ship ran aground on Wednesday due to mechanical problems coupled with bad weather. The South African Maritime Authority (SAMA) is working on getting the vessel afloat. A plan has been made to remove the oil by air.

-News24

COSATU on Vavi’s fate

JOHANNESBURG – The labour federation held a special meeting on Wednesday, August 14th, in order to determine the fate of Zwelinzime Vavi. Vavi is facing some serious allegations regarding conduct in the workplace. As a result of his actions, Vavi has been suspended.

-SABC News

Oppikoppi Festival

LIMPOPO – The 19th music festival was held on Friday, August 9th, in Limpopo and attracted over 20 000 people. The festival featured a lot of local acts as well as some bigger names such as 5FM’s Jon Savage.

-TimesLive

Kenya sues Israel for Jesus’ death

KENYA – A lawyer in Kenya, Dola Indisis, has taken on the case of acquitting Jesus of the crimes he was found guilty of committing 2 000 years ago. The lawyer is suing Italy and Israel for the premature punishment of Jesus whilst his trial was still ongoing as he believes there was a lack of evidence.

-Daily Mail

Aisha Abdool Karim

Mwinji Siame

UCT’s student leaders and organisations came together

on Tuesday, August 6th, to answer the question, “When will we know that UCT has transformed?”

The town-hall-style meeting was led by Rekgotsofetse Chikane, the SRC’s Vice President Internal (VPI). Chikane noted that the talk was also an opportunity to engage “different people representing different constituencies” on UCT’s Transformation Charter ahead of a meeting with the university’s Institutional Forum (IF).

Dialogue began by highlighting the successes and challenges of transformation both on campus and at the various student residences.

Clarinus head student Khuliso Ramashia highlighted the need to examine the issue of class and economic inclusivity in residences. Kopano Head Student Tapuwa Mataruka asserted that “residences are doing well considering external factors” and that “transformation at Kopano was also visible at management level in terms of gender and race”.

The question of transformation on campus centred largely on transformation in the classroom. Ramashia, a medical student, highlighted that the way we learn depends on your ablity to adapt to that culture. Ramashia and the

Students ask, “When will our campus be transformed?”

rest of the consort also suggested that language remained a barrier to transformation on campus.

The question of “academic equality” was also raised alongside UCT’s controversial admissions policy. In light of this discussion, Agang’s Fortune Ntlantla commented on the need for broader structural transformation, including access to education. SRC Transformation Coordinator Marissa Van Rensburg noted the need for economic accessibility and making UCT

“literally accessible” to those with physical challenges.

While a large portion of deliberation was spent addressing the transformation issues facing national students, the SRC’s Societies Co-ordinator Chandapiwa Chungu drew attention to some of the challenges that are experienced by international students at UCT. Chungu noted that xenophobia was still a subject that needs to be addressed when looking at “issues of broader integration”. As Leo Marquard Head Student Lungisa

Ntobela explained, “Transformation is when there is no discrimination as to where you are from.” Van Rensburg stressed the possibility of integration across countries and cultures through social activities and common interests.

The consort agreed that there remained a need for further integration and transformation of UCT policy. However, as has been evident in discussions on UCT’s race-based admissions policy, the question of what and how remains hotly contested.

Image: Michael Currin

1st Floor, Atlas Building

18 Main Road, RONDEBOSCH

PH: 021-685 5927

Cell: 079 183 9336

1st Floor, St Peter’s Square

Main Road, OBSERVATORY

PH: 021-448 8449

GENERAL DENTISTRY

MEDICAL AID ACCEPTED

[email protected]

www.dentistonmain.co.za

Phillip Sithole

BlackBerry Ltd has been under pressure since the disappointing debut performance of the BlackBerry 10 line-up. In 2012, BlackBerry released 5 000 of its workers as part of a plan to eliminate close to $1 billion in operating costs.

Following the massive layoffs, industry competitors and consumers anticipated an improvement in the financial performance of the Canadian smartphone. However, despite the cost-cutting decisions, BlackBerry lost a further $84 million in 2012 with the majority of the blame pointed towards the poor sales of the BlackBerry Z10.

According to a Bloomberg report, the Z10 was supposed to be BlackBerry’s turnaround strategy, but turned out to be a disappointing failure.

The New York Times reported that four years ago BlackBerry had significant control of the US smartphone market with around 51% in 2009. Over time however, the company failed to respond and adapt quickly to competitors and different changes in the market and its sales soon started to dwindle,

BlackBerry goes up for sale

Today, BlackBerry’s share of the market stands at

only 3.4%

according to the research firm Gartner. Today, BlackBerry’s share of the market stands at only 3.4%.

The company’s recent decision to seek strategic alternatives, including the possibility of a future sale, is being received by investors and the public as a sign that the company is acknowledging its dire position and making a plea for assistance.

However, experts have suggested

that the move could be a strategic decision that could foster a comeback for BlackBerry.

According to Mike Walkley, an analyst for global investment bank Canaccord Genuity, BlackBerry’s market share continues to lag, along with worsening sales, despite price deductions.

City Press newspaper reported that ever since iPhone stepped

onto the stage in 2007, BlackBerry has been playing catch-up. Furthermore, Samsung has created major competition for BlackBerry, slowly eroding the company’s market share over time.

In 1999, BlackBerry revolutionised business communications when it pioneered the cellphone-based email facility with the launch of the BlackBerry 850 in Munich, Germany. Despite setting such a high standard in those early years, the company is losing its grip on the market it once dominated.

However, if BlackBerry becomes privatised via the sale, this move may bring about a fresh start with new ideas and a new approach, which will ultimately benefit the company in the future. In spite of this, a Nomura Securities analyst, Stuart Jeffrey, was quoted saying that “the company’s statement suggested it no longer had any confidence in its ability to get out of its current predicament”.

Jeffrey predicted that BlackBerry would likely re-emerge as a software company.Image: Flickr.com/sofianeb

Page 3: 2013: Edition 9

3V72 E9 – 20 AUGUST 2013news

More details: www.commerce.uct.ac.za/accounting/programs

ARE YOU A

GRADUATE WHO WANTS TO BECOME A

CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTOR YOU SIMPLY WISH TO GAIN INVALUABLE BUSINESS AND ACCOUNTING SKILLS?

We offer a ONE year full time Accounting Conversion Course

The course has been specifically designed for graduates who have completed a non-accounting degree. Graduates who have a business/accounting degree are, however, eligible to apply. Please note that graduates who have previously registered for a SAICA

accredited programme are not eligible for this course.

Closing date for applications: 31 October 2013

w w w . c o m m e r c e . u c t . a c . z a

F A C U L T Y O F C O M M E R C E

COLLEGE OFACCOUNTING

Mathipa Sebetsiwa

UCT Radio has launched a social justice cause in association with Edmund Rice Network (ERN) and the St. Michaels Church in Rondebosch.

� e project was launched on August 3rd at the social welfare home, Sisters of Charity, in Khayelitsha.

� e home is currently adopted by UCT Radio and takes care of physically and mentally challenged individuals while also being a safe haven for orphans and foster children.

� ose staying at the home are hosted until they can be placed into suitable medical and foster homes by the government. Unfortunately, there is a backlog with intakes,

UCT Radio calls on students to help in townships

leaving the majority of those in the home for several months.

Although the home receives � nancial backing by many donors, there is a lack in engagement. Volunteers (from UCT, ERN and St. Michaels) take time out from their schedules to be actively involved in

engaging with those at the home. Some of the activities include

pampering the elderly women with manicures and pedicures, music workshops, arts and cra� s activities, cutting the lawns and � xing the playground area, to name a few.

“� e main aim in setting up such

a project was to ensure interaction between volunteers and the males, females and children at the home,” Jessica Dewhurst, Marketing and HR Manager of UCT Radio and Chairperson of ERN, explained.

“As UCT radio, we found it important to challenge the misconception that radio is all about partying and decadence and that, in fact, community radio has a strong community development mandate.”

While volunteers do their work, they are also building relationships and ensuring a comfortable stay for those at the home.

� is collaboration also builds relationships between the a� liated organisations, creating an opportunity for the initiation of similar projects as well as having more students getting involved. � e aim is to incite social change in order to prosper the marginalised in a society as unequal as South Africa.

Dewhurst is very passionate about the project and is looking forward to more students, not just

those a� liated with UCT radio, becoming involved.

Explaining her experience at the home, Dewhurst said, “Working in the home has not only been an amazing experience, but also a great honour. To see the smiles on the faces of all those men, women and children is such an amazing gi� . People really underestimate the power of simply getting to know another person.”

� ere are four work groups focused on children, adult males, adult females and � xing or upgrading the premises. Sessions run every second Saturday from 8.30am to 12.30pm. For more details, volunteers can drop by the station.

A� er the � rst session, a volunteer was quoted saying, “By the end of the session, I realised that it was actually those at the home who were truly the lovely ones for allowing us the honour of spending those few moments with them.”

Volunteers are encouraged to sign up at the station across the Food Court on Upper Campus.

Community radio has a strong community

development mandate

STUDENT VOLUNTEERS: build relationships with the residents of Sisters of Charity in Khayelitsha.

Image: Jessica Dewhurst

Tayla-Paige van Sittert

A roundtable discussion titled “Men who kNOw” was held in Kopano Residence on Tuesday August 13th and was set to encourage women, and men in particular, to speak up about rape, patriarchy and the attitudes, grey areas, and stigmas that surround those issues.

� e forum was chaired by the heads of Kopano residence Tapuwe Mataruka and Mphumelelo Msomi with assistance from the SRC Transformation Coordinator Marissa van Rensburg whose portfolio recently launched the “kNOw it’s not OK” campaign centred on gender-based violence earlier this semester.

Mphemelelo said the main challenge of the discussion was to provide a platform to enable free expression, particularly amongst male students.

“Rape is always focused on women as the victim, but sometimes men are the victims too,” Mphemelelo said. “� at’s why we feel it is important to provide a platform for them to express these feelings.”

Anthony Muteti, a guest speaker from the People Against Su� ering Oppression and Poverty (PASSOP) opened the panel with a brief overview of HIV and rape-related issues. Muteti mentioned that a� er working in poorer communities, four main causes of rape could be derived: cultural diversity, the desire

Students shed light on sex struggles

for control, poverty, and alcohol abuse, which he said goes hand in hand with poverty.

Amongst the points raised in the discussion was the assertion in a patriarchal society where masculinity is a dominant force, cases of rape and other gender-based violence fall in an uncomfortable domain. � e panel challenged the stigma of unease towards these issues. It also questioned society’s role in driving ideologies of masculinity onto men. It was asserted that masculinity encourages men to rape as they think they have power over women. � e occurrence of female-on-male rape was also discussed, and it was agreed that men who had been raped were o� en too afraid to report it.

� e panel agreed that rape is also likely to stem from the lack of parental guidance, particularly from the role of the father.

“Based on South Africa’s history, there is a trend of missing fathers, which is why we should create an atmosphere where men feel okay to talk,” said Naledi Sibisi, a second- year BA Media student. “If they can’t talk to the authorities, then they can talk here.”

Concerns over the low turnout of male students prompted the panel to wonder why men are generally not interested in topics of gender-based violence and over-sexualisation. � e panel expressed a hope that men might soon disregard what others think in order to support the � ght against rape and patriarchy.

“With all due respect, men need to man up,” said Sihle Ndimba, a third-year International Relations student. “Men should do what they can to access these outlets of expression.”

Rape likely stems from the lack of

parental guidance

Image: Jessica Breakey

Page 4: 2013: Edition 9

4 V72 E8 – 6 AUGUST 2013 editorial

Alexandra NagelEditor-in-Chief

Gym class zeroes

Editorial

Mitch PrinslooOnline Editor

Rebecca DallasDeputy Editor

kNOw what’s not okay?

Laurie ScarboroughCopy Editor

Sweet dreams

Newsgathering Leslie Social 1BTuesday, 1pm

Email [email protected]

for more info

Andrew MontandonManaging Editor

join Varsity 2014

Editor-in-ChiefChief cook and bottle washer Cracks the whip

Deputy EditorCracks the online whip

Online EditorResident Grammar NaziCopy Editor

Resident creative JediCentrespread Editor

Behind the scenesManaging Editor

News Editor Opinions Editor Features Editor Sports Editor

Web Content Editor Website content quality & � ow Programming experience required

Web Editor Photography experience required

Images EditorAdobe InDesign experience neededDesign Editor

Advertising\Finance Marketing OperationsHuman Resources

Operations

Marketing

@varsitynewspaper.co.zaopinions

newsonlin

e

copyed

editoria

l

ads� n

ance

design

centre

spread

websp

orts

features

images

hr

editor-in-chief Alexandra Nagel deputy Editor Rebecca Dallas managing Editor Andrew Montandon Copy Editor Laurie Scarborough online editor Mitch Prinsloo

Online chief subber Theresa Scott news Krysia Gaweda & Chris van der Westhuyzen opinions Katy Scott & Uthman Quick features Daniël Geldenhuys & Lynne Marie Fraser sportS Rob Byrne & Megan Kinnaird centrespread Zarmeen Ghoor images Tebesethu Nkambule, Elelwani Netshi� ire, Siyanda

Ralane & Jessica Breakey Design Julien Speyer web Stephen Hulme, Robin Mukanganise & Peter Maluge advertising & Finance Imaad Isaacs & Salman Ghoor human resources Tanyaradzwa Dzumbunu

& Kudzai Tabaziba Marketing manager Vikash Gajjar Operations manager Mwinji Siame

sub-editors Katelyn Mostert, Jena Ascough, Flavia Orman, Abigail Munroe & Diana Fletcher

Staff writers Ryan Bird, Ryno Nortje, Busang Senne, Cai Nebe, Hannah Gauss, Sandile Tshahabalala, Stefanie Busch & Joe Simon20

13 C

olle

ctiv

e

This past week has seen a rush of activity and it has been utterly emotionally and physically exhausting. It is a time of year when I � nd most of my crucial decisions have to be made. Whether or not I want to apply for certain committees, run for the SRC, and/or focus on academics. Sometimes I want to completely remove myself from the pandemonium and do what most people do – go home, work on some tuts and watch series.

� en I chat to people who always seem to be driven and optimistic, so I pull myself together, carry on

Why should I travel?

gymers weren’t using the machinery, but

simply posing next to it

Columns online

and keep doing what I do, trying to keep on top of current a� airs, my relationships and topical issues that a� ect us as students in South Africa. But the majority don’t feel this way.

� e “kNOw it’s not okay” campaign... � e number of people I have heard laughing about the posters and taking the drive so lightly is frightening. At an institution with arguably some of the most intellectual people in the country, attendance at events is down to a minimum. Rape. Oh that? Is that still an issue?

Continued online

Gym: a place for ample muscle toning and

extensive cardio workouts. Or is it?

In first year, I joined the Virgin Active gym in Claremont to avoid the terminal disfigurement of first-year spread. Little did I know that it wasn’t simply a gym that I was entering in to, but another society; a high society.

As I pushed through the silver turnstiles of Virgin Active, I was suddenly transported into a world that oddly reminded me of a setting that I had once known three years ago: the high school quad.

The female gymers weren’t using the machinery, but simply posing next to it. Dark eye shadow tinted their eyelids and the brown base left a ring around their orange faces. The hair was down and straight, the nails long and sparkly and the ears glistening with candy-coloured hoop earrings. Let’s not forget how they engaged in infinite chatter like a bunch of banshees about who Courtney gave the death stare to at Toiger Toiger on Thursday night.

The guys weren’t any better, let’s just say. The weight-lifting area was only at its fullest capacity for one reason, and it wasn’t because they wanted to break a sweat. It was because it was the area of the gym that had the most mirrors.

Deep, trombone-like sounds of male jeering was all that could be heard from that section as they each took turns in taking pre-workout photos, workout photos (this entailed holding a hefty dumbbell long

enough for the picture to be taken), and after workout photos with a BlackBerry.

So where would I fit in in all of this tomfoolery? All I was wearing was the shirt I had slept in the night before (which had a couple of cute dolphins on it) and some navy blue shorts which I’ve had since my high school basketball days. My hair was fluffy and tied back with a green bangle I found on the floor in my flat’s hallway. My face bore no trace of brown cover-up or purple eyeliner, leaving my constellation of freckles to shine brighter (and more obvious) than ever.

But I didn’t care if I wasn’t going to fit in with the plastics or the wannabe jocks (“wannabe” because jocks actually play sport and use the gym for its true purpose) on the first day of gym class.

Outside of this world, they were just insecure tweens

who planned their whole d a y ’ s o r d e r i n g a r o u n d going to gym just to coo at Virgin

Active’s watering hole aka the swimming pool. You know, the treadmill can go at a faster speed than 0.3km an hour or maybe you are afraid that if you break too much of a sweat it might frazzle your hair or smudge your make-up and you would then waste your R500 a month on gym fees I guess.

Anyways, I pushed past the haze of wannabe Addidas models and decided to work the rusted cranks of the treadmill.

As I began to bump the speed up to 10km per hour suddenly the whole gym lost its buzz. Everyone started to stare at me as if they were deranged zombies and I was the human Big Mac. They began to slowly approach my machine in packs, a little scared at first because they didn’t know the nature of what I was doing.

“It’s ok”, I panted, “don’t be afraid, your parents gave you the limbs to do this marvellous thing too. It’s called RUN-NING”.

Page 5: 2013: Edition 9

5v72 e9 – 20 August 2013opinions

Perth, located in Western Australia, is renowned for being a friendly, safe and cosmopolitan city with a Mediterranean climate, boasting state-of-the-art educational facilities and high-quality teaching.

Come along and meet Edith Cowan University (ECU) representative Mr Athol Smith on Friday 23 August from 12pm to 4pmto discuss your study options.to discuss your study options.

Location details:Conference Centre, Southern Sun Hotel, Newlands

Contact:Hanneke Maschke on 076-912-9490 or e-mail [email protected]

Egypt: An obituary to democracyUthman Quick

While most of the world was focusing on the birth of a child in Westminster, one of the oldest countries in the world suffered yet another deathblow. Democracy as a system has never known a more critical and significant time as this.

Egypt’s military Coup d'état, which led to the ousting of its first democratically elected leader, was a quintessential reversal of democracy by a military force under the false pretext of servicing a helpless and oppressed public.

Like the violent over-throw of the democratically elected Patrice Lumumba in the Congo, Manuel Zelaya of Honduras or the eerily similar ousting of the Islamically inclined FIS in Algeria and Hamas in Palestine, the Muslim Brotherhood was not given a real opportunity to govern before they were forced out of office.

Morsi’s government made their fair share of mistakes during a short-lived term in office. After half a century of being oppressed the Brotherhood seemed unprepared to govern and was too eager to please the remnants of deposed president Hosni Mubarak’s regime and the military – the so-called deep state.

What is truly troubling is that unlike many Coup d'états in the past, Egypt’s anti-democratic revolution was cheered on and even partly engineered by so-called liberals, lefties and progressive youth movements – the very same alliance that brought down Mubarak.

However, there is no doubt that the masses of people on the streets of Cairo and in Tahrir Square might have had genuine grievances with the Muslim Brotherhood government. Does this then mean that the military has a democratic mandate to overthrow a democratically elected government?

It is a crisis of fundamentals: the preeminence of a perceived majority or of an adherence to system and protocol. I say “perceived” because in Egypt, as in countries that are not facing political upheaval (such as the US), the establishment media has made the idea of a majority barely discernible.

Is there a true majority if the choice is between the indistinguishable Obama and Romney or for us here in South Africa Zuma and...Zuma? In Egypt the media played the part of agitator rather than placatory – with the removal of Morsi an unhidden aim from the time he took office.

As the massacring of Morsi’s supporters continues to this day, Egypt’s establishment media and “liberal” cheerleaders continue applauding whilst purveying the obviously false accusation that those who seek to protect their vote are terrorists. And yet, there remain a significant number of Egyptians that continue to support the military despite knowing full well that they could soon have the guns pointed

at them once the Brotherhood is banished underground. The question is, why?

Leni Riefenstahl (the pioneering German film director who worked with Hitler to produce Nazi propaganda) said that the success of her films was not reliant on the strength of the message from the Nazi leadership, but on the “submissive void” of the German people. When asked if that included

the liberals and the educated, her answer was: “everyone”.

The Egyptians who support the Coup and the subsequent massacres have sold their souls cheap. The semblance of stability a mass and yet selfish end – they have traded what little they gained from their hard won revolution for a return to the unchecked autocracy of military dictatorship. All the while claiming democracy as their guide.

The Egyptians who support the Coup and the

subsequent massacres have sold their souls

cheap.

Disclaimerthe vARsItY Opinions section is a vehicle for expression on

any topic by members of the university community or other interested parties. the opinions within this section are not

necessarily those of the vARsItY Collective or its advertisers.

Letters to the editor need to be kept to a maximumof 300 words and can be sent to:

[email protected]

wScotty Does Know Katy scottOpinions Editor

Would you like some sex with that?

Prostitution is the world’s oldest profession

and it certainly isn’t going anywhere soon.

A sex drive-in is set to open in Zurich this month allowing

clients to drive by, negotiate a price with a prozzie and take her to a ‘car-wash style box’ for a little roll in the hay.

It is structured much like a McDonalds drive-through with the addition of a designated area for customers to devour their ‘meal’. Many may condemn such a practice, but I’m certainly lovin’ it.

Quite simply, p r o s t i t u t i o n is nothing more and nothing less than sex between two consenting adults. Sexual services are exchanged for a negotiated payment just as they are for the provision of any other services.

Like a little boy yearns for the wonder that is McDonalds, so men in Zurich now have the chance to satisfy their carnal desires with ‘Happy Meals’ made out of real meat.

Customers are sure to be getting the full package as Happy Meals now come with a Swiss work permit, health insurance and a clean medical bill. Quality is ensured as they are expected to obtain a trade license and pay a tax of five Swiss franks per night.

The sex-boxes will be fitted with alarms allowing for prostitutes to contact the police if they feel endangered. Social workers

and security guards will also be available for the duration of the working hours (7pm – 5am).

When prostitution is legalised and regulated in such a way, prostitutes lose their status as ‘pieces of meat’. They are given the agency as well as employment rights to be liberated from their pimps.

By legitimising the profession, governments can clean up the trade and keep it in check by providing health and social care to these tax-paying prostitutes.

In South Africa especially, such measures would significantly reduce the spread of STD’s as well as the abuse and maltreatment of women.

Pulling the practice out from the underground would diminish the trafficking, drug-abuse and criminalities rife within it.

If we can get Burger King I’m sure we could afford to set up a sex drive-in too, and at least this time satisfaction would be fully

guaranteed.At the end of the day man is

nothing more than an animal. His organs demand sustenance, macronutrients for basic survival. He needs food, water and oxygen to keep going, and he needs his genitals fondled regularly, preferably by another animal.

Depriving a man of his basic needs will not diminish his desire. He will simply find another way to access it. Just like the trade of food and water has been around since the beginning of time, so the trade of sex is here to stay.

Prostitution is the world’s oldest profession and it certainly isn’t going anywhere soon. If the state was to legalise and regulate the sex trade, I for one am sure it would be the one sector that our government would not disappoint in terms of service delivery.

Image: Flickr.com/AlJazeeraenglish

Page 6: 2013: Edition 9

6 V72 E9 – 20 AUGUST 2013 opinions

Phubbing is the act of snubbing someone in a

social setting

Siyabonga Nyezi

You read the title and you are probably wondering what phubbing is. Ever bumped into an ex and thought, “God, why today? I really don’t want to see this annoyance,” (my exes probably feel this way about me); proceeded to whip out your phone and acted like you were having a conversation just to avoid talking to them?

If you have done this, then you have phubbed. Phubbing is the act of snubbing someone in a social setting by looking at your phone instead of paying attention.

Everyone does it; when we are faced with awkward situations we take out our phones and pretend to be having the most serious conversations. � e three most common types of phubbing are phone “conversations” with yourself, acting like you are texting, and plugging your headphones in to pretend like you are listening to music.

Sometimes it works and sometimes you embarrass yourself and end up looking like a total idiot. I can recall a number of times when my phone actually rang in the middle of a very serious “phone call” and instances when I answered a “call” to

The seriousness of phubbing

avoid small talk at a shuttle stop and talked for so long that I said “Cheers, bro” at the end, forgetting that I had pretended to be talking to my mom at the beginning.

So, when do people phub? When asked about phubbing, Commerce student Tshepi Moleko said: “Story of my life! You know when a creepy guy is going to initiate an awkward conversation that will end up in you having to refuse to give him your number? � at’s when you pretend to be on your phone”.

Awkward, because I get the feeling I may have been a victim of this a number of times on campus.

Some people phub to avoid people they owe money to. � ere’s nothing worse than bumping into someone whose money you have been promising to return. You can act like you are on the phone talking to a potential employer about your future and hope that your friend will understand you are busy and come back for his money later.

Phubbing also comes in very

handy when people who want to talk about religion corner you and ask for a “minute” (or 45) of your time. � is has been proven to work on many occasions on Main Road.

Most guys are more familiar with phubbing than they realise. If you are trying to get lucky in the club then suddenly her phone “vibrates” and she has to go because her friends are looking for her, she’s most probably phubbing you.

Seeing that phubbing comes in pretty handy, these few tips should improve your phubbing: Always have your phone on silent. You’ll look like an idiot if it rings while you are phubbing.

Get away from the awkward situation before the person you are phubbing notices you are avoiding them.

If you are avoiding the same person on numerous occasions, phub them di� erently each time, so that they don’t catch on.

Phubbing is a very serious art form, so best you start perfecting it.

Image: www.� ickr.com/tea

Emma Jones-Phillipson

I’m glad that society is reaching the point where there is vocal opposition to the improper use of designations like “gay” and “rape”. I only ask where those voices against the misuse of designations of mental illness are?

Where are those shouting down “I’m having a panic attack over this essay”, “quit being so psycho” or “I’m totes OCD”? � e designations of mental illness have become casual, meaningless adjectives in our daily vocabulary and as a result su� erers are losing recognition for their legitimate ailments.

I’ve witnessed mental illness � rst hand and perhaps that enables me to appreciate its severity but many of my peers and colleagues still consider mental illness to be attention seeking, made-up or sel� sh. � e reality is that many su� erers attempt to hide or deny their illnesses because of the stigma attached to it.

Mental illness is considered taboo and su� erers can be blamed or judged as there is a perception that it’s not legitimate or that it’s self-created. Society � nds it acceptable to tell su� erers of mental illness to “get over it” or “shake out of it” but I wonder how they would react if we started saying the same to cancer patients.

Su� erers have no more control over their symptoms than a diabetic has control over their insulin levels. Genetic predispositions, hormones and chemical imbalances can be regulated through treatment but

It’s all in our headsonly if a patient is able to recognise that they are ill and seek medical care. � e issue arises when a lack of information about mental illness, or fear of the stigma attached to it, prevents su� erers from getting the help they need.

My brother su� ered from serious bouts of depression in his � rst few years of studying that ultimately derailed his degree as he was unable to admit to himself that he needed help, despite there being others in the family who have and are su� ering from mental illness.

My best friend su� ers from severe anxiety but fails to seek help because of family stigma and cost implications for treatment. � ere is a false perception, even amongst su� erers, that mental illness can always be self-treated and professional care is an unnecessary cost because these conditions manifest in “abstract” behavioural or psychiatric symptoms.

We’re an advanced society, yet many are incapable of recognising mental illness as being “real”. We’re cognizant of abstract concepts like faith and democracy, yet still have serious misgivings about acknowledging illnesses we can’t see. A tumour is tangible, depression is not.

I challenge the students of UCT to check their language and to check their facts. Mental illnesses are not adjectives and it’s o� en the perceptions of these conditions that exacerbate the experiences of su� erers.

Tyra Overmeyer

It's recently been revealed that the National Security Agency (NSA) is monitoring all emails that leave or enter America in order to spot any suspicious foreign activity. In order to protect America from “outsiders”, citizens' privacy is being invaded. Paranoid individuals in relationships tend to follow a similar pattern.

When in a relationship, people are sometimes wary of "external forces" trying to harm their relationship. Similar to the NSA believing that it's their duty to take such extreme measures towards outsiders, some people decide to give themselves the right to invade their partner's privacy. � is includes Facebook stalking, checking their phone and reading their emails.

In the early stages of a relationship or period of knowing someone, it may seem harmless. It's becoming easier to attract promiscuous, psychopathic, or � xated people, therefore a minor background check is simply a safety precaution.

Insecurities may also encourage someone to suss out any competition. NSA would be proud of those who manage to discover that someone else through monitoring their love interest’s wall posts.

Due to the high accessibility of personal information on the internet enabling such discoveries to be made, it’s transformation into a surveillance

Technological error of the modern relationship

Cartoon Corner

system was inevitable. Whilst the NSA is using it to enhance security, some people are using it to calm their paranoid thoughts. Both have good intentions; one sustains safety and the other secures relationships.

However, they’re both extreme. Citizens and partners are being treated as suspects; their privacy is an area of suspicion.

As time goes on and feelings intensify, some people begin to monitor their partner more severely and excessively, including constant phone calls, regularly viewing their social network accounts and seeing every other person as a threat.

NSA � xating on foreigners with extreme measures may seem irrational for us South African outsiders. But, less of us may � nd it irrational to � xate on our partner's whereabouts.

Why are the two seen di� erently? � ey both feed a fear, enhancing the hunger of knowing the unknown of people’s private lives.

Similarly to the cause of NSA’s � xation, relationship surveillance is caused by an unhealthy anxiety that's fuelled by past experiences and fear.

Fear shouldn't be controlling the actions of a girlfriend/ boyfriend; a

person's privacy doesn't necessarily need extensive investigation. If someone wants their privacy respected then it doesn't mean that they have something to hide.

Excessive monitoring also causes people's lives to revolve around another person. � is is when they start to lose sight of who they are. When there's a break-up we o� en hear, "Now, I need to � nd myself." Let's not lose ourselves in the � rst place. We should make ourselves our own priority.

As students, it's especially important to monitor our own movements rather than focus on

someone else's. We should have a life of our own, giving our partner enough space to live theirs.

We’ve all heard the saying, "no trust; no relationship". If someone thinks that their relationship doesn't apply to this saying because “it's complicated", they should use their NSA skills to monitor the relationship as a whole and investigate the second person in the relationship - themselves.

How healthy can our � xation be if we are monitoring our girlfriend/ boyfriend in the same way that a whole country is being monitored for potential terrorists?

Page 7: 2013: Edition 9

7V72 E9 – 20 AUGUST 2013opinions

Wed 21 August 2013 at 17h30 for 18h00 – 19h30 Southern Sun Newlands, Main Road, Newlands

Guest speaker: Prof. David Block, Professor of Applied Mathematics and Astronomy, 2012/13 NSTF-BHP Billiton Award winner.

The world is constantly changing, and with it, so are the demands on graduates entering the workplace. By doing a postgraduate degree you open yourself up to advanced career opportunities as well as a world of high-level thought leadership and personal development. With over 40 groundbreaking

research and training projects, Wits is the undisputed leader in knowledge generation in Africa and therefore the obvious university for your postgraduate degree. Our distinguished academics and alumni greats such as Nelson Mandela, Prof. David Block and Gavin Hood stand testament to the possibilities.

Wits will be hosting an information evening for prospective postgraduate students considering further study in 2014. Also fi nd out more regarding funding opportunities. Please join us.

www.wits.ac.za

Find us on Facebook

Follow where giants have ledwith a postgraduate degree from Wits

For more information and RSVP please contact:www.wits.ac.za/furtherstudies Enquiries: [email protected]

E+I 1

372

Xabiso Nokoyo

On the May 2nd the Carbon tax policy paper was published and released for comment. Stakeholders were given until the August 2nd to make their submissions to Treasury. � e primary goal of the tax is to get South Africa to reduce its Greenhouse Gas (GHG) emissions by 42% by the end of the 2025, and thereby meet the commitments made under the Copenhagen Accord.

� e tax is essentially a market-based mechanism which, when coupled with regulatory measures, should be e� ective in achieving the envisaged reduction in GHG.

I will not, unfortunately, delve into the merits (if any) or the need to have some or all the factious actions to reduce GHG. Save the environment we must; however, it is highly contentious whether a tax on the use of coal will achieve this.

Ideally this price on carbon use should encourage a shi� in production patterns of � rms towards low-carbon alternatives and create incentives for private R&D into low-carbon technologies. According to the proposal, businesses are required to incorporate this extra, external cost into their projections. � e question in mind for those who have business interests is the e� ects of this tax on pro� ts.

� e South African Chamber of Commerce and Industry (SACCI) echoes the general sentiment among businesses that the tax will

likely impede economic growth and cause job losses. � e tax will raise the cost of doing business, alter cost structures across industries, and reduce pro� ts.

For South African exporting companies, this is a great concern as it a� ects their competitiveness in the market. With rising fuel costs and regular increases in energy costs, both producers and consumers will face higher costs for just about everything, and ultimately the average South African will be worse o� .

Paradoxically, one of the key outcomes promised by the proposal is the creation of employment and overall economic growth (details are sketchy). � is is wishful conjecture rather than evidence-based

What is apparent is that the government jumped onto the “green economy’” wave of initiatives led by the already industrialized rich countries, who for their decades of carbon footprints pay no regressive tax, without appropriate analysis of the economic e� ects such policies will have.

I must add that with the government’s record of administrative practices, one need not think far to see how some of these tax revenues could somehow � nd their way into personal pockets.

� e government needs to halt on its obligations for a greener economy and thoroughly investigate the economic impact of such a proposal. Instead of a solution, this tax looks like just another potential problem in the making.

Carbon taxing – potential problem or a promising solution?Angela Kirykowicz

The impact of man-made climate change was the catalyst which has spurred the current government into creating a carbon tax. � ere are some stark realities to bear; in all probability, we are looking at a minimum of 20˚C rise in global temperatures.

Developing countries, like South Africa, will bear the brunt of this: from sea level rises, to massive species and environmental loss to lower crop yield due to frequent drought.

By taxing carbon dioxide pollution, which would a� ect both industry and consumers, it is hoped that South Africa’s economy will shi� from relying on unclean forms of energy to using renewable energy sources, such as solar, wind and nuclear power.

Criticisms seem to be based on the possible laying o� of workers in the carbon-based energy sector and energy intensive industries, as well as higher fuel and energy prices.

While an economic slump is debatable, considering innovation and job prospects in the renewable energy and nuclear sector, the reality of climate change dictates that the price of doing nothing is far higher than slower economic growth.

Another problem stems from the developed world, which grew as a result of burning huge amounts of carbon. Understandably, developing countries want to invest their capital in areas like infrastructure

rather than in costly technologies which permit lower levels of carbon dioxide emission.

� is results in a paradox; developing countries want to catch up with the rich world yet doing so without heed of the environmental consequences will ultimately result in the developing world paying for the problems.

Morally, then, rich countries including America and Britain should subsidise green technologies, as their economies grow at the expense of developing ones. It also speaks of all countries taking part in reducing their carbon emissions, one way or another.

It would be great if the carbon tax resulted in fewer emissions of carbon dioxide and greater investment in cleaner forms of energy. By that standard, it should be judged as a success if it achieves this goal. However, there are still other areas that are crying out for our attention.

Deforestation, environmental pollution, inadequate marine and terrestrial conservation, and food and water security all need our consideration. I believe that these issues can be addressed by the use and development of technology; by living in more e� cient cities, creating and maintaining wildlife reserves, growing genetically modi� ed food to feed the burgeoning numbers of people, and recycling resources.

When we are deciding what the best options are for our future, we have to remember that it is not only our own future at stake here.

Image: Flickr.com/epSos.de

Image: Flickr. com/CameliaTWU

Image: Flickr.com/Julian Robinson

Page 8: 2013: Edition 9

Images: www.its.caltech.edu, � ickr.com, farm3.static� ickr.com

We are now caught in the in-between, where it purs down with rain whilst the sun shines its summer glow. Just when we started looking forward to warmer, sunnier days with summer collections lining store windows, winter strikes back. VARSITY takes a look at how students survive the natural disaster that is UCT winter.

Shameez Patel wouldn’t get through winter without her eskimo hat and snood. Her favourite rainy day song is (rather appropriately)

Mika’s Rain.

Andi Donald lives along the coast and loves watching the rain fall into the sea. Her go-to remedy when the � u strikes is a hot-toddy – rooibos tea, honey, ginger,

two disprins and a shot of brandy.

Stephane Masamba’s favourite winter pastime is sitting down on a quiet evening with a cigaratte – after cuddling with a girl of course. He says he can’t survive winter without his super-insulating black jacket.

Images:Tebesutfu Nkambule, Sarvesh Mootanah & Zarmeen Ghoor

Winter is coming (again)

Winter fun facts

No two snow� akes are alike

Snow� akes start as ice crystals that freeze around small pieces of dust in the air.

As they fall to the earth, the ice crystals join together to form snow� akes. The

shape of each snow� ake is determined by temperature, wind, the amount of time it

takes to fall to the ground and the amount of water vapour in the air.

Hot water can freeze faster than cold water

Sometimes known as the Mpemba e� ect, this phenomenon was introduced to the

modern scienti� c community in 1969 by a Tanzanian high school pupil named, you

guessed it, Mpemba. Many technological advancements and scienti� c leaps later though, no one can really explain why.

Winter can scienti� cally make

you depressed

The “winter blues” were � rst diagnosed in 1984 and have recently been named seasonal

a� ective disorder or SAD (seriously).

The tendency to feel depressed and moody at certain times of the year

is a genetic trait.

Winter and water

The word “winter” comes from a Proto-Germanic word “wintruz,”

meaning “time of water”.

It may also derive from the Old Dutch word “wintar”.

The water reference relates to the snow that takes place

during this time of the year in the middle and high latitudes

and of course the rain that graces Cape Town.

What UCT students are doing and wearing in this prolonged winter

Page 9: 2013: Edition 9

Images: www.its.caltech.edu, � ickr.com, farm3.static� ickr.com

We are now caught in the in-between, where it purs down with rain whilst the sun shines its summer glow. Just when we started looking forward to warmer, sunnier days with summer collections lining store windows, winter strikes back. VARSITY takes a look at how students survive the natural disaster that is UCT winter.

Shameez Patel wouldn’t get through winter without her eskimo hat and snood. Her favourite rainy day song is (rather appropriately)

Mika’s Rain.

Andi Donald lives along the coast and loves watching the rain fall into the sea. Her go-to remedy when the � u strikes is a hot-toddy – rooibos tea, honey, ginger,

two disprins and a shot of brandy.

Stephane Masamba’s favourite winter pastime is sitting down on a quiet evening with a cigaratte – after cuddling with a girl of course. He says he can’t survive winter without his super-insulating black jacket.

Images:Tebesutfu Nkambule, Sarvesh Mootanah & Zarmeen Ghoor

Winter is coming (again)

Winter fun facts

No two snow� akes are alike

Snow� akes start as ice crystals that freeze around small pieces of dust in the air.

As they fall to the earth, the ice crystals join together to form snow� akes. The

shape of each snow� ake is determined by temperature, wind, the amount of time it

takes to fall to the ground and the amount of water vapour in the air.

Hot water can freeze faster than cold water

Sometimes known as the Mpemba e� ect, this phenomenon was introduced to the

modern scienti� c community in 1969 by a Tanzanian high school pupil named, you

guessed it, Mpemba. Many technological advancements and scienti� c leaps later though, no one can really explain why.

Winter can scienti� cally make

you depressed

The “winter blues” were � rst diagnosed in 1984 and have recently been named seasonal

a� ective disorder or SAD (seriously).

The tendency to feel depressed and moody at certain times of the year

is a genetic trait.

Winter and water

The word “winter” comes from a Proto-Germanic word “wintruz,”

meaning “time of water”.

It may also derive from the Old Dutch word “wintar”.

The water reference relates to the snow that takes place

during this time of the year in the middle and high latitudes

and of course the rain that graces Cape Town.

What UCT students are doing and wearing in this prolonged winter

Page 10: 2013: Edition 9

10 v72 e9 – 20 August 2013

Lynne Marie Fraser

I decided to turn vegan for a week just for the heck of it. It wasn’t because I cry every time I see a Dairy Bell ad or balk when I walk pass chicken giblets. Ok I admit the latter is almost true, the former – never. I didn’t start it as an act of protest against the grotesque treatment of animals in commercial farming (although I admit I like that as an added benefit, but that is an issue for discussion all on its own). It certainly wasn’t because I’m some dieting-obsessed health freak. I have never dieted before and have no interest in the activity. I made the one week commitment as an experiment on body and mind. How would it feel physically and how hard would it be mentally? And what on earth would I eat besides carrots?

So I began this little journey into the world of chickpeas one fine Wednesday. It was on the Monday that I committed my first non-vegan act. Non-vegan referring to the stereotype I had attached to the lentil-lovers, not non-vegan as in sausage rolls. I had always imagined vegans to be serene, peaceful people stopping along garden paths to hug trees and smell flowers. It was hummus and veggie sticks for supper, only I hadn’t bought any lemons – key ingredients to this delicious fusion. It can become quite addictive, if you’re vegan, somewhat like an elixir. I just had to have some.

Image: Flickr.com/Nick Harris1

features

Lemon Tree: A Week in the Life of a VeganDriven by my desire to be close

to the earth and really organic (or perhaps by the loud demands of my empty tummy) I casually took a broom down into a nearby garden and began to bash the branches of a lemon tree really, really hard until two gorgeous lemons fell out.

While I bashed, attempting to find a medium between actually getting the lemons to snap off and remaining unnoticed, I thought of my fix of hummus. But I also realised that I had been dying to have lemons out of this tree for months and hadn’t had the confidence to do so until opening a packet a lemon creams instead wasn’t an option anymore.

It had been the weekend. The weekend was the hardest. By the time it was over I had watched strangers eating burgers at Grape Day Out and said no to free muffins. I had had a torturous experience watching my best friend eat an entire pizza, fresh out of the oven, steam whisping away from its crisp base and chewy, cheesy surface and drifting up passed her smiling face as she devoured every last piece right before my eyes. I had been to the wonderful Blaauwklippen market and walked straight past trays of meringue and chocolate brownie tasters, doing my best to achieve

some sort of satisfaction using only my eyes and nose. It turns out those senses are weak when it comes to food. Those celebrity chefs who say it’s more about presentation and feeding the eye are wrong; it’s about bloody biting into it. The end result: me and my broom and that poor lemon tree.

Unfortunately I also started having these strong desires to smoke cigarettes, a naughty indulgence I usually only experience after a glass of wine and certainly never in Jammie lines or in the food court. Alas, the sense of rebellion that is biting into a chocolate muffin or some really unhealthy, creamy thing needed to be found some way or another. It’s that sort of twisted battle one has with oneself and there is probably a Freudian explanation for it, for the feeling we call a guilty pleasure or a naughty indulgence. You say to yourself, “I know I shouldn’t consume this right now, but I am going to anyway so ha!” And it is the loss of that that is the one and only downfall to the vegan diet, the rest is really great. You should try it!

I had watched strangers eating burgers at Grape Day Out and said no to

free muffins

Georgie Lockwood

Society’s obsession with sneakers – it’s a Cinderella story built for comfort, a lacsidazical look laced up in a fast-pace lifestyle where folks have to hit the “trend” mill running. People used to wear takkies because they couldn’t afford shoes, now the situation has flipped over to quite the opposite with the rise of the luxe sneaker.

Takkies are no longer synonymous with jeans. Models decked in takkies and dresses hit the catwalk in the Prada Resort 2014 collection in Milan. Fashion and everyday life have united to create a shoe fit for any occasion: edgy, dirty, classic or old; well if the shoe fits… and it does.

Turns out you don’t need diamonds on the soles of your shoes, Mr. Simon, instead you only need “$20 dollars in your pocket” to purchase yourself a pair of retro second-hand sneakers. A possible reason for this: society loves a good story. The more character your shoes have, the harder you “squeaked some takkie” on the weekend and the less time you had to clean them (you know you wouldn’t want to be seen making too much effort), the better.

Iconic takkie brands with their

thick rubber soles and premium quality have walked their way through World Wars, out of the sporting scene and onto the other foot of society. The feminine Bensimon relaxed tennis sneaker made from left-over army canvas from World War 2 was a smart way to put recycling in vogue.

The one and only patriotic “Chuck Taylor” All Star began as the favoured basketball sneaker in America – the rest is history on your feet. The All Star caters to a

wide range of feet and can be pulled on and into any situation without looking too tacky. Vans have been bouncing off

walls since 1966 and rolling on skateboards all over California. This brand is known for comfort, so you’ll never have to walk them in.

Supergas: the people’s shoe of Italy began in 1911 as a high-class tennis takkie in fun-loving hues that served their way into Italian hearts. Locally, the Tomy Takkie is a fast growing trend in South Africa, available in colours fit for a Rainbow Nation.

Pimped out sneakers may be a fair-weather fashion trend, but a classic takkie from any brand remains the PartyEveryday shoe. This shoe that fits every occasion will continue to strut in simple style.

The PartyEveryday shoe The evolution from WWII offcut to contemporary style statement.

The more character your shoes have, the better.

Tirelo Mputle

You were accustomed to a mundane existence in which things made sense as you proudly ticked off box after box on your life’s to-do list. Your parents were proud, grades were good and your room was in pristine state, analogous to your state of mind.

Now all of that seems like a distant memory, perhaps not even your own. It’s as if your rose-tinted sunglasses have been shattered and all of a sudden you see the true nature of yourself and the world around you.

You realize you haven’t made your first million yet. You are genuinely concerned about DP. Your room has become a biochemical hazard that only you are immune to. Whatever “plan” you had has derailed and caused a massive pile up, crushing plan B to Z. If you feel knee deep in the above mentioned phenomena then it is likely that, like me, you are going through a quarter life crisis (QLC).

These feelings of loneliness, confusion, uncertainty and fear are experienced by many people going through major transitions, like those faced in university. Realising that in a matter of months you could possibly increase the unemployment rates

Weathering the ‘quarter life crisis’ (QLC)

Make a decision to actually make decisions.

in this country, that “this isn’t high school” and that your resumé is just not competitive enough can dampen even the most optimistic of spirits.

How do you weather the quarter life crisis?

You are in it and you feel like crap. Take comfort in the knowledge that you are not alone. What you are experiencing is more common than you think. Lighten up. Talk to somebody about it, be it a friend or a professional – if it all seems too much.

Make a decision to actually make decisions. During this period we are painfully indecisive and it only leads to more frustration and missed

opportunities. One needs to be gutsy here and act. Even in the face of possible failure.

Embrace the QLC. We go through this phase as a

means of self-identification and development. You can evaluate your life, take a gap year, search for your life’s purpose, redefine yourself and whatever tickles your fancy. Lose preconceived ideals of whom and where you should be at this point and allow yourself to experience the rawness and realness of each present moment.

Embrace your QLC and remember – it is through pressure and heat that diamonds are formed.

Image: elelwani Netshifhire

Page 11: 2013: Edition 9

11V72 E9 – 20 AUGUST 2013features

Free the musicRyno Nortje

So your song should be playing on every commercial radio station in the country but you don’t have a record deal. � is is where the culture of free online music is your friend. You have more avenues than you can even begin to imagine at your disposal: YouTube, S o u n d C l o u d , M e e M i x , M a e s t r o . f m , Last.fm, pandora and Worldsings to name a few.

� ink of these sites as the Facebook of music. In the same way you upload and share your photos with users you are able to upload and share your music. � is is an excellent way to get your music into mainstream circulation, though this might be a point of contention for the Hipsters out there. I can virtually hear them saying, “My music is more Indie you know. Putting my art out to the world is so mainstream.”

Still, you’re not going to get very far unless you hit the mainstream, which is the � ipside to this story.

So you’re Jeremy Loops. Your music is playing on all the

There are two sides to this (illegal) download story.

airwaves, people are downloading your music wherever they can but they’re not buying your album. � e key theme from the previous sentence is that people are listening to your music: that should be a reward in itself. If that’s not enough then you should consider the circulation that your music is � nding. Circulation is what is putting you into the mainstream.

Once you’re in the mainstream people are going to want to buy tickets to your gigs. � at is where you � nd the true reward – when

you’ve moved from performing around the bon� re with family and friends to performing in front of thousands of fans. Hearing your music sung back to you by complete strangers is true appreciation.

If you’re in it for the money then you’re in for all the wrong reasons. You must have heard the term “starving artist”. Take that literally. When people appreciate your art so much that they replicate; that is when you bene� t, but probably not � nancially. Don’t fret about your music being consumed vigorously without remuneration for we will all get our just desserts.

people are listening to your music: That should

be reward in itself

Aisha Abdool Karim

GISHWHES? What is that? Allow me to enlighten you about what is going to be the craziest week of my life.

From August 11th to August 18th I will be participating in � e Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen (also known as GISHWHES). What this insanely long title means is that you are in for a week of crazy tasks and making a fool out of yourself in public.

I can’t really talk about the tasks this year because the rule is no one speaks about GISHWHES until it is over. But last year had some pretty insane things you needed to get done. It’s not your traditional scavenger hunt where items are hidden all over the place and you have to hunt them down. Oh no, GISHWHES is far more complicated than that.

Misha Collins, founder of GISHWHES and an actor on the TV show Supernatural, has compiled a list of 155 items which you, with your team of 15, have to somehow make happen. One such task was to

GISHWHES: The coolest event of the year

Last year, GISHWHES broke two Guinness

World records

spend the day walking around in an out� t made entirely of cheese.

� e main idea behind this is to have fun and spread a bit of joy around. � e event is partnered with the Random Acts of Kindness Organisation, so aside from all the weird stu there are also some really great tasks like giving a homeless person a meal.

� ere’s really no way to prepare for the madness that GISHWHES brings. You just sit and stare at your computer until the list gets posted, then run around wildly trying to accomplish all the tasks and wondering how on earth some of them are even possible (like taking a

picture with an Oscar winner whilst wearing a bald cap).

Last year, GISHWHES broke two Guinness World records, this year they’re aiming for three. Over 14 000 people in 94 countries are involved in this spectacular event this year and we’re all aiming to get some amazing things done.

Overall, it’s going to be really fun – I’m looking forward to making these things happen. Next year you should all take part in the madness and let loose for one week. If you want to see the results of this scavenger hunt check out gishwhes.com to witness all the stupid things we did.

Image: blog.lib.umn.edu

Page 12: 2013: Edition 9

12 v72 e9 – 20 August 2013 features

www.jutaonline.co.zaFollow us on

Visit us NOW for a

MASSIVE

While stocks last! This discount cannot be used in conjunction with any other o� er or discount.

NATIONAL CONTACT CENTRE: Tel: 087 820 JUTA (5882)

Fax: 021 659 2752Email: [email protected]

TRADING HOURS: 08h00 to 16h30 Monday to Friday

09h00 to 13h00 SaturdaySunday and Public holidays – Closed

WHERE TO FIND US: Steve Biko Building (next to food court),

Chemistry Lane, Upper Campus,University of Cape Town

discount on UCT-branded clothing! Offer valid from 19 - 31 August 2013Offer valid from 19 - 31 August 2013Offer valid from 19 - 31 August 2013

redDOTSALE20%

2676-08-13 UCTClothingRedDotSaleA1advert.indd 1 2013/08/15 11:11 AM

Megan Kinnaird

During the recent Zimbabwe elections, Baba Jukwa released regular results as and when they were posted at the various voting stations across the country. He used his Facebook page to encourage voters to send in pictures of the results when they were posted outside the various voting stations across the country. He also used the page to give voters safety and efficiency tips for the voting period. He even went as far as to claim an overall 78% win for Tsvangirai before the “official” results were released by the Zimbabwe Electoral Commission. He posted, “Zimbabwe I urge you all out there to be prepared to defend that 78% vote you cast overwhelmingly for a new country with your lives.”

Jukwa (a pseudonym) has emerged as a large thorn in the side of both President Mugabe and his party ZANU-PF. He describes himself as a “concerned father, fighting nepotism and directly linking community with their leaders, governments, MPs and ministers”. He appears to be a relatively important former or current member of ZANU-PF who has since begun to criticise and publicly out other members of the party, as well as government officials, revealing countless incidents of corruption on a national scale.

The Facebook page was created in March this year, and has since gained over 350 000 likes. This is a significant figure given that only 35% of the country (4.5 million people) have access to the internet, according to the Postal and Telecommunications

Regulatory Authority of Zimbabwe. The Baba Jukwa page, being the first of its kind in relation to social media, reveals both the limitations and potential that lies in this level of internet penetration.

35% of the population still means that 65% of the country are unable to reap the benefits of this kind of social change, and are unable to make their voices heard. Especially in rural areas, which count for the majority of the country’s population, the likes of Baba Jukwa have relatively no impact and are likely to dampen the overall effect of the movement.

Regardless, the effect of Baba Jukwa has been undoubtedly significant. Two months before the elections, the State Security Minister publicly announced that “Zimbabwe is under cyber-attack”. According to an interview

by the WikiLeaks Forum with Baba Jukwa, President Mugabe has a price of $300 000 on his head, as his anonymity continues to be sustained.

Before the elections, Jukwa used his page to reveal fraudulent plans for election rigging, names and cellphone numbers of corrupt CIO operatives and police members. Most noteworthy, however, was his disclosure of a plan to assassinate Edward Chindori-Chininga, a former Minister of Mines and Mining Development, who personally led an inquiry into the management of diamonds at the Marange diamond fields. Chindori-Chininga died in a car accident shortly after the post, which both spurred further suspicion, and to validate his claims.

Not only has Jukwa emerged as a fearless hero among many in the

country, but he has also come to represent an emerging force within what has until now been silent – social media activism. A bottom-up approach to challenging existing power structures, the power of social media is only just beginning to show face in Zimbabwe.

Baba Jukwa’s page has created a forum for many Zimbabweans to voice their concerns against an oppressive regime. Every day, hundreds of people comment on his posts, using his page to converse with both him and other Facebook users. His page reveals the unexplored potential that lies in the increasing internet usage for everyday Zimbabweans. While access to internet limits participation in such civic action, there is no doubt that social media activism is on the rise, and a force to be reckoned with.

Like Baba Jukwa The dark knight of Zimbabwe has a large Facebook following.

In winter there’s a vintage fireplace roaring which makes the coziness of the place fit the mismatched furniture and the interesting souls that pass through the doors.

Note that it is far from what you are familiar with if you are a Biscuit Mill frequenter, and a lot more intimate. Expect to find delicious fresh fruits and veggies, farm fresh chicken, chai, homemade bread, handmade yoghurt, fresh cured meat and homemade honey. Hungry yet?

It’s a treat for your taste buds – and the particularly good-looking staff is a welcome bonus.

Monique Rodgers

Starlings Café is a lovely little haven of happiness that I happened to stumble upon on in Belvedere Rd, Claremont (a little out of the student hub, but worth the car pool). It’s this slightly hidden hub that has a friendly staff family, a happy atmosphere and a delicious Urban Farmers Market every Wednesday from 4pm to 6pm.

They have a fairly limited menu, but be assured that what they do, they do oh so very well.

Happy place on BelvedereA mid-week market just outside your hood may be just the escape you need.

hunched over MacBooks reviewing slides on pendulous tumours

Busang Senne

“This feels like a place of multiple murders; like you go to the

bathroom and the next thing you know you’re getting stabbed with Etorphine and sent straight to the mortuary.” We can only be at Med Campus, where such a statement doesn’t raise any eyebrows or usher any hushed whispers. If any campus survives the zombie/nuclear/rat apocalypse it will be this unassuming structure tucked onto the end of Anzio Road. (I’m convinced if rats had thumbs they would take over the world. Anita thinks it would be the pigeons but we agree to disagree.)

It would take the rest of you ages to get there, but thankfully for Anita and I, who are honorary members of Clarinus Village - Land of The Forgotten People, it only took a five-minute walk. The last time Anita and I found ourselves on Med

Ladies who lunch: Med SchoolCampus was at the beginning of the year as two spring chickens in the blood bath of trying to get student cards. Tugwell and Upper Campus were closed and a wise second year told us how to cheat the system and get our cards on a campus that wasn’t our own. We took the chance.

This time around we took the chance to go and eat some lunch. Where were all those medical students that we never see? Apart from those we did see, hunched over MacBooks reviewing slides on pendulous tumours and brainstems, we assumed the rest are off carving up cadavers and taking temperatures. Mystery solved.

So what can you expect from a luncheon at Barnard Fuller Building? Java Junction. As in the same Java Junction in Leslie Social that has started putting a ridiculous amount of icing on their bran muffins. Call me crazy but I take that to mean there’s a glitch in The Matrix. So we opted for the safe option of cheese and ham (minus the ham for Anita. Vegetarians…).

Still not sure what to expect? Firstly, you went to med campus with expectations. You should probably leave those at home. You can prepare yourself for croissants,

sandwiches, muffins, caffeinated goods and talk of Paracetamol poisoning and obesity. The pros? There are no lines (because it’s virtually a desert land), the Coke is 50c cheaper, the cafeteria has foosball and a pool table and, most importantly, a television. Sweet deal, right? I thought so too until Anita pointed out that they have about 13 years of textbooks and exams left. I guess there are some things not even a TV can make up for.

Images: Busang senne

Page 13: 2013: Edition 9

13V72 E9 – 20 AUGUST 2013features

Page 14: 2013: Edition 9

14 v72 e9 – 20 August 2013 sportSportS BiteS

Bikini bonus

Dutch football club NEC Nijmegen have come up with a novel way of motivating their players: ditching the traditional bottle of champagne for their man-of-the-match, and opting instead to reward their players with a bikini car wash. The side has hired three young blonde ladies to give the selected player’s car a good rub down. The first recipient of the prize was Icelandic under-21 International, Victor Palsson, who went to Twitter to express his gratitude: “Thanks @NEC_Nijmegen for this MOTM prize. The car has never been cleaner.”

- Metro.co.uk

Bartoli shockMarion Bartoli shocked the world this last week by announcing her retirement from tennis, just weeks after winning Wimbledon. The French star, who was infamously once quoted as saying “I have no sponsors because I am not blond, tall and slim enough”, proved that you don’t have to look like a supermodel to make it in tennis, although it does help.

- Supersport.com

Dentist trip for RonnieIt’s an image that still haunts many an English football fan, Ronaldinho’s huge grin after he scored to help knock England out of the 2002 World Cup. But despite previously saying he prized his trademark wonky smile, it seems the Brazilian star has had a change of heart, or possibly girlfriend, and undergone surgery to have his teeth straightened and realigned.

- foxsports.com.au

Jackson, Lennon and Gandhi team upStaying in Brazil, Series B side, Atletico Goianiense, has been particularly active in the transfer market of late linking up three big household names. They recently signed a forward known as Michael Jackson to play alongside John Lennon and Mahatma Gandhi. Carlos Adriano, the director of football at the club signed Jackson to team up with John Lennon - full name John Lennon Silva Santos - and Mahatma Gandhi, whose full name is Mahatma Gandhi Heber Pio.

- Metro.co.uk

Willow worth it?A bat used by Australian great Donald Bradman was sold for a staggering R650 000 this week. Bradman used the Sykes bat to score his final first-class innings of 115 in Australia, 65 years ago. The bat was also signed by the 1948 ‘invincible’ Australian team, who are still the only Australian side to go unbeaten in an ashes series, something Michael Clarke’s current crop could only dream of.

- TimesofIndia.comRob Byrne & Kabelo Mafiri

Mathipa Sebitsiwa & Rob Byrne

Despite recent losses in the Varsity Cup against NMMU,

WITS and TUKS, team captain Bisi Mtshali remains hopeful for the rest of the tournament.

VARSITY met up with the Joburg-bred EGS and Politics student shortly before his departure to Pretoria for last week’s clash against TUKS.

As we prepare for the interview he comes across as very composed; not entirely unsurprising given the demands of captaining the university in a historic first season in the Varsity Cup.

Despite the team’s recent losses, one has to consider that, for most of the squad, playing at this level is a first. Compared to other teams in the Varsity Cup, UCT is quite the underdog.

Last year was the first time in seven years that the team made it to the USSA Nationals, where they did remarkably well, managing to win most of their games in the plate competition after being knocked out of a really competitive group.

Bisi reassures me that they are looking for a definite qualifier for this year’s nationals, to be hosted in Pretoria. “We’ve come a long way in the past year and a half,” he mentions with pride.

When asked about their prospects regarding the upcoming matches he mentions, “Going into the tournament we were aiming for fifth, we’ve had to readjust our goals with the recent poor results.” However, he said this does not mean the players have thrown in

Mtshali keeps the faith

the towel: “[The] group of players are mostly the same as last year. They are used to dealing with adversity; mostly with the way football used to be set up [...], it’s not difficult to bounce back if you have a good technical team and

bunch of boys.” This is clearly evident, as the side managed to recently attain a great win in their away game against Stellenbosch in the USSA Western Cape league.

On his role as the captain, Bisi

acknowledges that he could not have come this far without the support of his teammates, coach Monwabisi Raragala, UCT FC management and some of the coaches he has previously had at other clubs, like the WITS Academy, where he played during his time at the university prior to his arrival in Cape Town.

Being captain certainly comes with its challenges too, “the buck, when it comes to players, will always stop with me. We can perform badly but I will always look at myself and see what [I] could have changed as the captain, as the leader of the team, what [I] could have done differently. And I always try to push myself, not only to lead verbally but […] always to lead through my actions as well. I want to be the last person to stop running, I want to push myself harder, I won’t go off injured.”

That said, UCT fans still hope to see better performances from the captain and his side in the remaining games against TUT (last night in Tshwane), NWU and UWC.

But with Mtshali and his fighting attitude at the helm, there is definitely hope for UCT football. As Bisi says, “we have nothing to lose and are desperate for a win.”

Joe Simon

With the 2013/14 season of the Barclays Premier League upon us and no real “world-class” talent being brought to English shores, a jaundiced eye may assume that this transfer window has been one of the duller ones. VARSITY has delved a bit deeper to uncover ten of the lesser-known imports that could set the league alight this season.

Leroy Fer (Norwich City)This guy is a beast. The Dutch

midfielder is a powerhouse and a real threat from set pieces, as his two headed goals at the Under 21 European Championship showed. He was on the verge of signing for Everton in January but that move fell through. There is a touch of crazy about Fer, perhaps highlighted by his decision to buy his girlfriend a horse, only to find out she couldn’t keep it as she lived in a London apartment.

Paulinho (Tottenham Hotspur)The quintessential box-to-box

midfielder, Spurs will feel they pulled off a major coup when they signed the Brazilian dynamo from Sao Paolo for around 17 million pounds. Strong, energetic and good in the air, Paulinho is equally adept in the holding midfield role or roaming further forward.

Barclays Premier League: Ten to watch Wilfried Bony (Swansea City)

Billed as “The New Drogba”, the Ivorian is similar in stature and will be a perfect foil for the enigmatic Michu. Bony comes with a stellar goal-scoring record in the Dutch League and his all-action style of play is perfectly suited to the Premier League.

Victor Wanyama (Southampton) Another midfield dynamo,

Wanyama shot to fame following his goal against Barcelona in the Champions League which secured Celtic a 2-1 win.

Gerard Deulofeu (Everton) Signed on loan from Barcelona,

Deulofeu is sure to dazzle Premier League defenders with his speed and agility. Expect to see a lot more of him as the season wears on.

Stefan Jovetic (Man City)Jovetic’s game has come in leaps and

bounds since he ripped Liverpool to shreds in the 2009 Champions League. Able to play anywhere across the forward line, Jovetic’s exceptional technical ability allied with a penchant for aggressive tackling is perfectly suited to the Premier League.

Emmanuele Giacherini (Sunderland)

Versatile and energetic, the Italian

International is well suited to Paolo Di Canio’s high pressing style of play. A real team player.

Gary Medel (Cardiff City)The quintessential terrier, Medel is

able to play as a holding midfielder or as a centre back. Tough in the tackle and relentless in pursuit of attackers, Medel will be a nightmare to play against.

Ricky van Wolfswinkel (Norwich City)

A genuine goal-poacher with a

wonderful name, Van Wolfswinkel is likely to have the Norwich fans buzzing with excitement. Another great bit of business from the Canaries.

Andreas Cornelius (Cardiff City)

At 6 ft 4 the 20-year-old appears to have the required physical attributes to lead the line in the robust world of top flight English football. Cornelius netted 17 goals in his debut season in the Danish League. Definitely one to watch out for.

OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN: Bisi Mtshali in action for UCT in PretoriaImage: Perdeby, Oan de Waal.

Image: Perdeby, Oan de Waal.

Page 15: 2013: Edition 9

15V72 E9 – 20 AUGUST 2013sportSPORTS SHORTS

HockeyThe Internal League hockey � nals on � ursday, August 8th, at the UCT Hockey Club was a night of thrilling entertainment on and o� the � eld. With the crowds � ltering in, the beers � owing and some great “gees” being displayed, the night was set in motion. � e evening kicked o� with the Women’s � nal in which Panthers emerged victorious a� er a thrilling encounter with Team Supreme, topping o� their brilliant season in this year’s league. � is was followed by the infamous epic derby between Bushies and Kwaggas. � e stage was now set for the two dominant sides in this year’s league, Mavericks and � e MOB, to take center stage in the Men’s � nal for a chance to claim the coveted title of Internal League Champions. A� er a thrilling encounter with chances coming at both ends the game would have to be settled on “1 vs 1” showdowns. Mavericks kept their composure seeing o� the Mob to claim the title of Men’s Internal League champions for 2013. Congratulations to all the teams on a great season.

Swimming UCT’s “golden boy”, Ayrton

Sweeney, has been busy in the pool, notching up three gold medals and one bronze for South Africa in the Senior All African Championships in Kenya. Sweeny is about to begin heavy training again a� er winning six gold medals at South African Universities Championships, then competing at the World Student Games held in Kazan, Russia, where he achieved three records and set a Provincial best in the 200m Breaststroke with a time of 2:17.10. Locally, he achieved eight gold medals at Western Province Championships, again excelling in the 200m Breaststroke. O� the back of these impressive results, Sweeney is eyeing up quali� cation for the 2014 Commonwealth Games in Glasgow.

Ballroom dancingA triumphant UCT Ballroom and Latin Dancing Society brought the Overall Intervarsity Trophy back to Cape Town earlier in the month. It was the 16th time UCT took the honours, also grabbing the Formation Trophy. Ninety dancers of all levels le� for Port Elizabeth to compete in the 22nd National Student Ballroom and Latin-American Dancing Championships against Stellenbosch, TUKS, Rhodes and NMMU. � e competition day began with seven heats of open boogie, a� er which dancers

progressed through the rounds by being selected by the most number of judges. � e winners were awarded gold, silver and bronze medals. � e last performances were the team dance (consisting of a relay medley) and the formation dances with UCT’s formation routine set to music from the 1920s and featuring � ashy

costumes to match. Liesbeth Gouws, UCT committee member and Intervarsity participant, commented a� er the event. “Intervarsity was fantastic. Such a great bonding experience. Every year I feel even closer to the wonderful members of UCT Ballroom.”

With contributions from Scott Drew, Stephen Hulme, Daron Golden and Nicholas Walker.

Image: Michael Fouche

SARU’s Vodacom Cup QuotaVIEWPOINTS:

“SARU should be praised for taking the Vodacom Cup back to its roots, which is development.

� e word ‘quota’ is what is causing the fuss.”

Cape Town Rugby writer @Stephen Nell praises the move.

“SARU’s new quota system is not a bad move, but [because] it’s only applicable to Vodacom Cup

rugby its still not enough.”@TimothyQumbu thinks

more should still be done.

“SA rugby and the Vodacom Cup get the #topahole award for

their quota system.”@Day13a is one of many

dissenters to SARU’s move on Twitter.

“� e quota system for the Vodacom Cup is one way to

ensure supporters spend more quality time with their families and keeping stadiums empty.”

@KakkieSteenkamp thinks the move will have a negative

e� ect.

“Why don’t #SARU implement a quota at provincial U21 level?

Would be more e� ective than Vodacom Cup. Stars are groomed

at junior level.”Author of � e Jake White

Story @Craigray11 wades in.

White line fever Rob ByrneSports Editor

My local club cricket side received a notable distinction

this week. We were crowned champions of the Guernsey Lancaster Trustees Division � ree Evening League. Quite a mouthful.

In other words, we were the best amongst the third tier of social cricketers on an island numbering 65 000, in the English Channel. While I don’t think it will quite make the Wisden Almanack, I thought it would be nice to give it some column inches.

� e feat meant a lot to the eclectic mix of individuals who gave up their nights this summer, putting leather to willow in an o� en violent manner, and with a technique G e o f f r e y Boycott would certainly not approve of.

� e side c o n t a i n s the usual characters that, despite being continents apart, I’m sure any amateur Capetonian cricketer would recognise.

� ere’s the skipper. He likes to keep statistics, conduct in-depth analyses via email and shu� e himself around the order so he bats when the pie bowlers are on.

� e Old boy. He probably played with W.G. Grace back in the day, although that would imply he once had any ability before his body failed him. A permanent � xture in every sense; in the batting order, at one end of the wicket because quick singles are a no-no and in theslips, of course.

� e TFC (thanks for coming). Doesn’t bat, doesn’t bowl. Seems to revel in “sweeping” on the boundary – his most important contribution, and therefore one he takes very seriously. Also, the biggest drinker and suspected simpleton.

� e Maverick. Everything about this guy says he shouldn’t be a cricketer. His technique is atrocious, probably on account of him going to the wrong type of school. No-one really knows where he’s from or what he does, but he’s o� en overheard wheeling and dealing on the phone, cigarette in hand.

� e young gun. Technique is also

suspect, but having ten years on all the opponents means he’s e� ective enough. � e only one who can bowl above 100 km/h, clear the ropes, and is without a “ball and chain”. O� en seen in heroic terms by the elder statesmen who probe him on recent nightclub encounters.

And then there is always, without fail, the “Sa� er”.

Most likely recruited at a barbecue, he was the one who took control of

the tongs and told the host to stick a can of beer up the chicken’s arse. Pure lunacy.

When asked if he wanted to play, the “Sa� er”

is o� en a little confused on account of the weather, believing that it is still winter.

He is reluctant at � rst, telling the skipper that he only played “up to matric”. But having tossed him the ball, and seeing an over of pace, bounce, and choice words in some undecipherable language, the skipper presumes “matric” to be a little-known province of South Africa.

Promoted up the batting order and bludgeoning quick runs, the rest of the team marvel at his total lack of respect for the opposition bowlers, and his muscular frame.

� ey quickly deduce that it’s the result of his “outdoor” lifestyle (sometimes he doesn’t wear any shoes) and high biltong consumption.

It’s a cliché I know, but many South Africans, o� en the ones who have received sport-intensive private schooling, meet the above stereotype.

� ere are probably thousands of them, like the “Sa� ers” in my side, who despite being average at home, come into their own against middle-aged, puny Englishmen.

My message to you, as UCT students, and possible future “Sa� ers” is not to underestimate your sporting ability, in the grand scheme of things, you might be better than you think.

The “Sa� er” in the team

Most likely recruited at a barbecue, he was the one

who took control of the tongs...

Page 16: 2013: Edition 9

AN ANNUAL TRADITION: UCT’s “Kwaggas” and “Bushies” battled it out on Thursday August 8th, as part of the � nale to the Internal League Hockey season

Images: Ben Scholtz & So� a Gilli

VARSITYVARSITYVARSITYSport

INNOVATIVE TECHNOLOGY OR UNIQUE BUSINESS IDEA?Do you need help transforming your innovative technology or unique business idea into a profitable business? Finance Director who has been in successful Finance Director who has been in successful start-up and high growth companies can assist in various aspects, eg:

The business model, pricing, strategy, funding,forecasting, capital structure, legal agreements, mentoring etc

Call Chris on 083 250 0004 for a chat or email [email protected]@vodamail.co.za

Megan Kinnaird & Rob Byrne

UCT’s footballers face a foreign test this week with

the launch of the inaugural SADC University Sports Initiative.

� e University will come up against a somewhat unknown entity in the form of the University of Mauritius (UoM) and Polytechnic of Namibia (PoN).

� e two sides are in the Cape as part of the SRC organised tournament, which sees both men’s and women’s sides from the SADC region competing against each other.

UCT and local rivals CPUT make up the Mother City contingent. � e tournament kicked o� on August 8th, at the Kopano AstroTurf with CPUT’s men taking on the Mauritians.

It’s expected that the home side will use the tournament to give opportunities to squad and second team players, with one eye on their continuing Varsity Football commitments.

Given the recent run of poor form in the competition, expect to see a side eager to impress both coaches and spectators in this once-o� event.

� e tournament will also see a ladies side from PoN play both UCT and CPUT before a � nal on Friday July 23rd, while UCT’s men will face both touring sides on Tuesday and � ursday and will hope to make the � nal, following the ladies’ encounter at 8pm on Friday.

According to SRC Sports Coordinator Darren Brookbanks,

the aim of the tournament is to facilitate regional cohesion between students, players and coaches. Bringing students together from throughout the region was not without its challenges. “[It] was never going to be easy and will become more of a challenge the more SADC University Sports expands throughout the region…[but] if one is passionate enough about the regionalisation of Sports and Recreation, the costs are o� set by the bene� ts,” he said.

� e student-led initiative began when individuals from both UoM and PoN wrote to the SRC, proposing the establishment of a “Sports Exchange” with UCT’s football teams.

Brookbanks has great hopes for the tournament becoming an annual � xture on UCT’s sporting calendar, and that more universities will come to participate from within the SADC region, earmarking the University of Botswana, National University of Lesotho, University of Malawi, University of Seychelles and University of Zimbabwe.

Taking advantage of the regional encounter are UCT’s Namibian and Mauritian Students’ Societies, who set up cultural stalls around the AstroTurf on Lower Campus on � ursday nand Friday evening.

� e cultural exchange is an important aspect of the tournament according to Brookbanks. He highlighted such activities “as a means of extending cultural traditions, customs and social interactions between all SADC universities in attendance.”

It is hoped that UCT students will embrace the international � avour of the event, particularly UCT’s large contingent of international students from within the SADC region.

VARSITY will be providing up-to-date coverage of a number of matches taking place this week via @varsitynews and online at varsitynewspaper.co.za/sport.

Brookbanks has great hopes for the

tournament becoming an annual � xture

Football with an international � avour

SADC University Football

TODAY, 8pm

KOPANO ASTROTURF

UCT vs University of Mauritius

Western Province Super League A

Wednesday 21st, 9pm

DANIE CRAVEN STADIUM

FNB UCT 1st XV vs Maties 1st XV

FIXTURES