2003-04_v26,n20_Imprint

FRIDAY, NOVEMBtR28,2003

What is the worst gift you have ever received?

Marty Hughes and Josh Amy Nordstrom Murray 2A optometry 4A+ kinesiology and graduate biology

. .. Kyle!)" was horse shit." Margaret Wu Jeff Schwalm 2A environment and business l A arts

"Multicoloured socks." "An xxxS shirt that looked Hao Zhang like one of my hand towels." 1A env~ronment and business Aaron Olinyk

2A 0011ncal science

"A XXXL shirt that I really "The story of Jesus, f o ~ liked but couldn't wear Christmas." 'cause I'm a skinny prick." MelanieBlaxall Justin Kielly 2A history

3A poltical science and history

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By Arda Ocal Mark Greco 4A systems design

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In five years, he sees himself featured at the Calgary Stam- pede.

This sexy swinger is single la- dies so watch out.

New award comes under fire Quarter millton dollar pot gets UW staff all surred up

Andrew Dilts IMPR~NT~TAFF

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not completely satisticd w ~ t h the cornmmee's dea- blun. Since thcrc areroughly fuur to fwe tlmes thc meeung, as numl,cr~,fstaffat UW than UlVSAwa\cm~

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xhcdulcd to b c p oo blry 1,2004.

K-W's weekend of violence Lauren S. Breslin IMPRINTSTAFF

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Feds forced to use technology to keep quorum Sanelle Dempster SECIAT TO~MPRINT

"It's sort of sad that

Fedsneeded to keep me

online in order

to maintain quorum."

-Lawrence Lam engineering councillor

"Good night, Mathies, you've been a wonderful audience.. . "

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Gmberly Mackhan -

Jniversities

.\ r i c ~ > ~ n n c d University of T<,- ronto \tuilcnrclull, ,\I ka i i . i ,u \ ~ u c d an ull~m.ilrim lw ndmlnl\- t~. , t<>r\ t<, , ' , , ,<>,r , ,L~. , \ l \~,f l~ w, tt r c q w r ~ l r , , n f ~ i ~ n c c mcmlict\ nr c < q d \ \ L X I I Tht~ 13sv\ ut V m i %~tc,b "I\T.LLI 15 ,L r x t f \ ~ ;qutrhcd \lati:"

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evrtiprnvc th;u 11 cmts.

Anne Faye ~KCIALTO IMPRINT

asvlrc cb ,~n re l l i , r i i ~ rS t ,~c ro1~~c 's I1~~1 Hchasbeen.imul~tl~I~ coliznrmsrfor vcrsit? o i ~ c aga~n . "I scc tlii t d c <,f I b 1 o m i h (Zv and 15 .r (.H' ra&u

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ltn tmn e r s q and its students. "We m i d to budd~carcrc~,imccu~~nswtli~~~tl~ our Cmcampus ;md commuter students," hc sad.

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fornmcrSt.Jemme's v~ceprcsalcntand acadcm~rdean and has beet> teachtng Lngllsh and icltg~ous s t u d m at the insutuuon for over 20 years now.

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'IhcboarC org~~vrmorsatSt.Jen,mi.'~ Unwcrsq madr a umuumons dtcl s ~ o n on 'Thursday, Novmmhrr 20 I < ,

rcappomt Dr. hfichacl W. II>ggm\ as lib presldenl. 'l'hc recc,mmendnuon to allow H~ggins to qcrve a second term at thc Kmman (irhohc insxu uon was nude hy the Pri\idcnt's KL- wew Cornmttcc. "M,ch.irl I Iipglns tr

al~,olutcl~ Erst class," sad (hanccllor nchardC;wyn,cha~rofthePres~den- nalRrmrwComrmttrr. '~Hel sa5gmd a\anv untvera~qpr~cldei~i~n thccoun "."

l'hcbro,~~lcaster.md journah5rDr. I liggins \-as cmboldcncd b! his rc- appomrmcnt andhe~sgrat&d toact

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to nnprhmgothst tlmn h ~ t r rnc ks.

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mentaltats are accusmg Canada

Steamchlp LAIC\, 111' shlppmg coinp.ulyPaul Martin built m r > . i

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authored and a,- -Dr. M;chae/Hiuu;ns IIimwh also 1.1-

,~u+hored se, cral St. ~ e r o r n e ' s pres%nt tocnc~,ur,~g bock, thc most mimbcr~oFthcSt rcccnt on' bang Jcnxnc's ahmix to I ' nu~cmr i~ / l ' o i i ' l% i i u~~ i~~h iL Chmhatil,r bccome even move involved in the Cmrimad~w~th Dr. 1Iuugla~R.Lctson. "tntell~ctual andmstrtut1onal11fe"of

Christmas brings students early grades, Spring to see higher Feds fees Fcdr' frr unnl i h e r<,mplcrmn of rhc C0119tlllCtlOll.

'I'hi ncw Srudeni ('i,onliiintcd Plan w , d d drscnbc thr initeases a\

follows "'l'lre Studcnt Cor,r&nated Plan fee 142.78. ~ncludcs $28 '98 for

A tlrlnl 11r1spit.d ln the 'l'r,ionto nn;r has ncbnm\lcdgcd u s q im- properly strrilirrd instruments onpaticntsand is t y n g tocontact everyonc whu ma! llave bcnl c.; powd to m k

K~mberly Mackhan and Bianca Tong - - --

IMPRINTSTAFF

the Srudcnr l.~fc Ccntre and Colum- halcefield\plus813 XOh,rthcrerent erpansmn ofcach."

\+dl scrke the nceds ofstudcnt\ and profcvwrs from the k u l u c s ofcns- oeenng, nlathematics and scxncc It wdl featurc hlgh cnd multlmed~a w-ork\r;itions, networkid w~rrlcss laptops and cnprcss-type tcrmnal\.

Students' non-refundable Feds fee t o increase in Spring 2004

$1 million donation t o boost UW's e-learning

Merry Christmas - here are your marks The construcuon ur thc Columhm

1,akc Icehclds wll nor be cotnplcted ~~nt~lmid~]ano:~q.Theurcrense in rhc non-refundahlc F ~ d s ' f i ~ a, frmd this anm,tty wdl lhencc not bc added to \tudcnt\' FCC statrmenlc untd the Spnng semcstcr As part of an agcc-

mcnt wllh UW ai~mlnrsrr;ltl~~n, htu- clcnrr ?hall nor oav Increases In thc

International Volunteerism garners President's Circle Awards

Ilo~,ffic~,dq,~dcsw~ll nrnvbinvarl ablctostudcnt~ bchm thcfully-pdcd <Iate.Studei>t\cmk,g~~nru Quesl on Monda), December 22 to ncw thcr p d c s for the fzll term Not e v q ~nstrrictorw~llp<,\tgradc\on thisd.ry.

The RBC Pm;ulUll Group has madc 'b $1 n&on donauon a, LIW toward\thce\tablishmenlofniaulity that adrmce, oil~cunpus clectnmc Icxnmg

"Thisgcnen,u\ donatton will en

- Former Croatian-Serb leader Milan Babic has cntcred no plea tocounts oiwarcnm~s.md cntnec ;pmathumenityal his;ippcarancc I)C~OIL thr H;l,pe rnhumal.

Prom thc I l o \ p ~ c uf \XJatrrloo Kegmn, tothe<;~rlGmdc~ofC;mada. toBigllrothrrs/R~gS~\tcrrand Gabs and Lcsbians of \Vatcrlr,o, campus anrl cc,mmunltv orgaolmuon\ arc thnwngfrotnthc many hoor\ofdrdl catmn m d cnntnhui~ma of volon- tccrs.

ThePrcs~dmt's Clrrlr;iwxd\ for Volunteensm has rccoqved the ac

. S ; h of Mextcan green rmom plunged aftcrahepatitisoutbreak intheUnitrdStilteswas traced to

northwestemRlcxm,, hxmgfam- e r s m d m d l e j iodefend thcsafq oftheir pn,ducc and find way\ to stayafloatfinmaally umucsoftenUW smdcnts.Thc%250

awsrdaoorecmtes thcac full-timeand - A roller coaster accident at Disneyland that krlled aridcr was thcresdt~,Fmpropcrrna1nteniv1ce and operator\ who wcre not told to rakcaction~faridestartsmnk~ng an unusud nolse, state lnvcsuga- tors sa~d Wcdnrsday.

. . part-umc students for dmng char meandcfforrtc theseworthycauscs. The disclphcs of these students include psycholo&y, computer science,

English htcrature and optometry

Centre, Room 1102. Nominations close Januwy 27th, 2004. For more information

I crntact Brandon Swect at bbgsu~ect@~feds.uwaterloo.ca or cxtension 6781.

Confessions of a holidav traditionalist

FACTS OF LIFE

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Love, hate and apathy

Elizabeth Rogers SPECIAL TO IMPRINT

\\hen 1 wa\ .I ILd, 1 r~mcrnbcr my IX\I inend pmmgaxeri ~ritngu~~igqucrt~~,n~~~~e~lnv. ''\?'hat ~ 1 ~ ~ m ~ i ~ t h ~ ~ ~ h t h i 0 ~ ~ ~ ~ 0 ~ t t ~ 0 f ' 1 ~ ~ \ ~ ' 1 s ? ' ~ h i . i ~ ~ k ~ d tnc w t o f the Iduc. 1 d~srmctly tcmcmher m i

rcplr. "II:irc?" u ; t \ thi t i n t thing ~ h n t c m l c to mlnd.

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Monday, Decrmhcr 15 12~30pm,Sl.(. 1116 Monday, January 5 12-30 p.m., S1.C I 1 I 6

The interesting storv of Tom Finland

UNDEFEATED

Ilwtiln? <I,,< LLinL!,r.,, , 1 h 1 4 ,,,,d,'h <\i,i>~IC 'I,,m>q I I,( , I,/, I.+ ,md

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tlua hi. crnpli;iucally iucbimril "I uorliri~l~ardlo~~rdkes~retl~~~tthc

men I draw havmg scr arc pmuC tncn Iuvmg hqpv brx?'

Ilirdr,uI,rcdly, Tom uf F~nl ind ~~,~~lc ihccoi~\~dercd iobronpofthc tomding tailws ~,fga\ ccltu~c.

APRIL AND MAY

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5pmt ('I,~\,,,,,,s i l . c ~ ' l \ 1 1 1 ~ ~ t l r - No one, it seems but I ,, I,,,,,,,, CII, ger~iny o l m i my family likes n~,~lls "1 sc.rct> 0'

~ l , ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ e l l ~ c ~ l ~ , ~ l , ~ ~ l Chnron.i\cr,r&rr

lrl ~ t ~ c fndw lrll brussel sprouts. I,,C.,,,,LW~.~,,,~

Deac Ed~far. Your Imprlnt 6 worst st* pper EVER

1 hope yw your co-edtiors stoff and writers, all d ~ e a horr~ble death - hopefully ~nvolvmj aMI

penetration by large unwashed mmm&

You ore the ioncrr o f s c c ~ ~ i y

Y w articles ore utter wastes of aaper and ink and your colmntsts are nothrq bur o gang of u n f u q th* who can xu& strm.; toqrthrr

three shtences without reso&ng?o cmde serual innuendo mcmi slurs, or poap jokes

You bring shame to the rest of cur untversity und if soddens me to uccepi voi! as a !e'ioru

ir-embe? of the himen mcz

P S I n order to ensure my letter gets pr~hted in y~lr plper I will row ~wlude the words

"cock" and "dnpptrg wann pussy"

COCK COCK COCK DRIPPIN$ DRIPPING O R I P P W

WARM WARM WARM PUSSY PUSSY WSSY

To the fire alarm

OUR HOUSE "TI- Inirning Ch~i\lma\ ii, preparc ,,>,,, I p t,,r lurl<c, ,,,,\ i ~ ~ , \ ~ ~ ~ < , C ~ ~ t I ~ ~ ~ ' , t l < J m m b ~ <lhnp,qnc , l h ~ ~ t lx w r c r u

r i ~ n ~ m l w .i I,LYTC Ic\i I : ~ C IF01 nothmq>s ,ti dchcwr~ \ i11:tnn): thc ~o!,Iq L~5\mg(amI no I don't Illcan

that niwly u n a rnpprd t$). I < ~ S S I ~ ~ ~ I ~ , L ~ I ~ ~ ~ C C I I ~ . L I I ~ntod,lj-'s

srmrn and h r h d d : ~ wason ~ \ r h c pirfcctan~rfi,rnlt]i-I~~cL rt.il\.;d W'nh m~irletoc and N c a Ycx ' s h r c ~ h c ~mlw~tance ot .r kw, 410ul~i Ix 2s-

q n e d tllc trcdit~r trulvdtxl-i cs. It wcmb t11.u highli ph\sa ,~l dls

~~l.iysi,i.iffcri~~,nh,~vc#amedpopu-

i;in~y.Ratl~ertt~mthcr;tcridfir\t k ~ s s sh.ocd bcn~~ccnaci,~rl~le, itrechni;ix~\ placrdimori sc\or~ntcscr~ursc.\Y?i~~t happened t<~lom~ar~gfr,r;~pa\sl,,ri,~tr emliracr le;~Iing to "fireworks," "sparks" or the rractmlral-v "tl;i- mmngo"\lanre that l ~ , c r c s ~ m ~ \ t . w y wed and coutenr) Such h;qxmnga ha\ r bccn rcpisced wrt) slupp). clrxhrr ih~ddingnlAr-,,ot 5 ~ ~ 0 i i 9

:u~dtn;ivi,easeconddar~. It!? rnnc to rcmcmber the fiutynlc andrecqmrc the :in of kxssu~g.

With thccxtrcmeprcsrncr of rrx

m ttic ~ncdt:i,di\in\lt~,at>,,n mnhe (I n i i m "cm lx", "IS" I S i o o dcfiiutc) IYIXCIC~ ' I ' t ~ 1 ~ 1 ~ ~ ~ 1 s t o i i ~ h ~ f r ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ r ~ 0 1 ~ ~ !I?\, ,>fI<,, 1<,,,,r,:; !&mg .,I 1hv h t - !om ,>trlx h\t R : ~ d x c t l ~ ~ r r u ~ ~ q g m ~ ~ l l C l > \ C ,I"<] SUISL$'$I Id$<, U I ~ ~ ~ \ l mlwr s t ~ u d x r n ~ u e \ ~ T I \ I \ . TIm ch.niqc r;mqi,unnutlccd forlimgpc ~,,,,l ' . <> i r,,,,~,t>~,t,l,~'.,l,,~,t,<>t, , \a , , cp,~7I,:,,,~.,~g<,<,<l\v~\ t<,t? t ' , l \~ , , , , ,~ , ,~ l\l\\,nq'Kt,\ 'hmg<c\ I ~ . , ~ , , , ~ I I , ~ ~ , , c ~ , , ~ ~ ~ l,,ltnl,~,-~ir2~lt,c~,,

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t l i ~ ~ \ r ) c ~ ~ t ~ ~ ~ . I r ~ ~ ~ r e n \ \ o t s c ! r r t r e r c rrcfeu k ~ i \ ~ ~ w h c n r , i ~ e ~ ~ s u ~ ~ ~ x ~ w d l y malunqlovr.

'l'imgl~ngtoq+c.r 15 anmcnse act alovc, hut when pawed wtli ~ x l i i ~ .rcu\mc\ the result 1s somcrhmg 1'1 crrdhlc Iricorpumong h \ m g Into

u h u one mernpts to embrace the iun ganc of nmsd h x k r r . \T~ornes ahour whcl a, l,~\s, ahcn and how nlan) Ime\ ran plague nauw .\l\o, anotixrm,m \cn<,urtechmquc-hahecl prcoccupsuon can bc a hothcr --

bclni: a p o d lassir, 114 lud\ 5omr

pracurron hand\. nurnxs,i~cndolls (~IJT'VC bccn tdd) h~rtrtohst~callviri\ 1wt A m ~ ~ w r o f r r l a ~ a n o n .

Ovcr~thmL~ng rhc frencli k ~ r c >z

wiint caures rhr i imc "lli.~nl lass'' uhcn the t<~n~memo\cle~\contracted

.urd~tmovcs inandoutarar,~pd rare. hlnmntawmg a high lcvcl of care Ercc enpyment 1s thr aoswermexcclhgm

It's kiss-mas time!

The Imprint forum: a few bad assho.. . urn, apples spoiled it for the bunch

El6 EARS BURNING

l ' l ~ c ~ ~ d ~ l m ~ ~ l ~ c ~ ~ ~ c c , ~ ~ ~ ~ k ~ ~ Y L . L I I , ) ~ h s a 4 me. All four of 'em mn't gaud f i r d c , ~ ~ ' n,,h,dy nortun'. Alw, the I d \ ~ o u n c ~ l couldn't dirccr a thrd p d e play, h l i b \tudents can't go t,, slcep \birhout theu sccurq hlnnkrti, rhi 1, fidhng, vour p;&rcni* XL

: , S ~ Z , ~ C ~ I I , ~ I W T

gang to I.auner smcr IUI' w d \ , I \ucli, y<,u surlr and ,I g m t bzggrx?d rh;~rnpxon sucks to thr alwlc danr ihng! Oh, ,md I'\Y prrsdctir L1,nr

GUEST COMIC Hey Flow. one" w got ~ e p o r o t ~ d ot?hs mall I couldn't find you h e r o

, W P O yo"??^

iavmg thar w e should rehpect every- one m d thur mcss.Lgc. Rut :re rheac thc s;unc p ~ o p l c who havecalled me

;m "ldlor," nl!chrllr n "u tiwe" and Iier~mhmeiui~.unci~~,rcutli.ntlyro~l~!-

nghrii h i 1 % ~ Nmvr? Tlxr mcc-m-

iwccnr, studcnt-inendl noiiltrha\ hcci,mrlirtcrcd\\nli the hvpornscof nil a-holwveu\edn (~nclu&n~nnrclf. J'rc lift some p,,rts Illat 1 no longer atanrl Ih~hmd) and thus ~t 1s rendered largclgusclrs~. l taam'r mcant to h i t h s way.

U'cll, .dl 1 mu r c l l ~ o o i ~ s ~ t m we , ~ t

In~iipnntmdlconunuc todc,ourhc\t o ) enlt~hten anJ enterram lhc TILT sm d ~ n t body ocxrterrrr, alihough nwill healitdcrnc,~ &fficult\mccthcram,n ofbenefinalc<,nsuuchmcntlc~~mrhe forum chd provdcwdl now be JMIA. And as we casc oursclvcs itin, mhrt wllhr,pctX) hi. auarnl :md tt,uqod holidq \c.non, 1 a o d d l i k to say thfs :wh ahtdelucI~.mds~xm hcnrms

tmicnng, rhr fmim jusi n~lghi 1,' horn again in rhc neat futurc. If 'my- ~ n c , mAlor othirw~sc, has .~nyIcTiu- verlams, tinc,u\e them hcrc ilgur\t me (hen~emvhella-slupid 1ntri0.But should the foruni rctumm, stop Ihe hypipocm), if nor the hatc. The trolls who havicaus~dthc f<xum'idanirr clmn that lmpntithes not mcet t h ~ nccdh of rhc srudcnts or serve thcm :my wr,rthwhdcpurpixer I'dsq the irollr ha\rdonetnoridam;lgc- they bavesdenccd eveqrone.

Feds are being optimistic

ciccna~nofl~~,:~rd;und~tccr~a~nlyu~as. Hut 11 \"a\ rnotnated h i the r x c u

Don't overreact

and the group pn,mr,u~lgJiw\? I f e c l i l r ~ ocr\,,n'rc<,mnlofi~lu.:~\

In response to Heramb's list

Little Caesars"

' ' 465 PHILLIP STREET : LOCATION ONLY I LlMKEDTlME OFFER L l l l l l l l l l ~ l l l l l l l l ~ ~ ~ m ~ m ~ ~ ~ l ~ ~ ~ ~ I

Editors should edit

Why Stay Being Someone Else?

who ILKI mnde the nmvc cholrr o t chuos~ng a d e r n a n h g progum, 1 knew tlut aftcr cxpcnmcmg two n x ~ i ~ t ~ ~ thcrcof, lhnt fIc<,uidn't en- pyml>a t I'm clomg now,it w ~ u l d h i ~ ~ \ c c \ c I ~ iatcr.

So, 1 m d e thc dcusam to \wtch m u cmncdungt-ela~cd u, mwntermrs.

Ido,~l~~~ugh,wlm~reO~.il'~cnilur- ,mce of 3.5 years m a taculm dcmg thing5 fiw w h a h he had n o clrswc.

bellow fir\r-!cm stildrnts, lf vr,u

don'r cnjo) wh.rt y w do now, you won'trqoy Irmuchmoreinv~,urI;itcr year, So why suffcr now and even

Letters demonstrate the problem

agrccmmt rndrlic tcrn~\ofrhcagric m m t h;wcthanqrd.

Shc&sputed Ihi ti~ctthnl m d c n r s brrr part o f tllr finnnclal Imnlrn of

~~~~er .~ t~ngt l reSLC,~r ta l~~ , \ t . r t i . s rha l studinti f u n d 1hi rurnhey LILII..

Stuclcnt\cl,,l~enl-~hc tin,~nrlol Inil- den uf q~crnuqg ttir SL(,. Snldcnt, pay Iht Sludrnl 5 i t~ l cr . s Frc,parrof d ~ r l r pa!sC,~ ill pi-I-rctir~,tTumkcy a,~lnni.\.Srudci~t\pn) fciiro\VPIR(;

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ L ~ I L L ~ ~ O ~ O C C I I ~ ~ L I I ~ ~ O ~ ~ ~ C I L C C ~ I I

iy>,msnnn tlxou~gh part uf illr~l- St(,- ilrrrt l-~~-oni~ci.ircd Nan fii.11 I \ u n k r r n n m rhdl nlni mr,nlh\ ago Iht dct.ul\ of thl, ~ l w n pn,powd ngrzc- mint werc notnldr I ~ , l ~ v d ~ s r u s s r d b! \ iudrni\ . I i i~vrcli t ~ \ l ~ c ~ n g d ~ \ r u \ i c d m u l ~ y l h e tca w h o h o ~ c knouledgc 171 It.ltl .mothc~ l ~ r t e r ~ r f i r n n g to m i

Lmn Mcliugh R u \ d ~nllicd :ihou~ rrarch~gfor.in:ippnq~~l;~tcrcspun\i ~i~myeil~tr~~~.~l~,~~tl~i~irrect ~lmtT%d\ ~ \ecnr .mra in 111 i v i rlrc appropn:llc rcsponw t r n h- 110 not ILcip rel-

cvml lthxln. n awav i h m 5tu- dcnis.

Ucsp< ' hlc ,;h-Ruicl's lcttcr, i o m ~ ~ O U I I L I D O I i v ~ ~ ~ m ~ m ~ n t c d 1 0

t n c l h n l ~ h i y l ~ l ~ vc ~ h ~ y l ~ ~ ~ e l ~ e p r to Irrovcmolr~nfi~nnationfr~rnrhee~rc. TI>,\ IS A yood \ ~ t , lhn only mut.

1 CLUB u n s ~ l e n t n i ~ h t p a r t ~

JOB OPPORTUNITY! We arc currently l o o k ~ n g to f i l l the p o s ~ t i o n of

Federation Orientation Committee Administrative Coordinator

The Federat~on Oricnratlon Commttce Administidivc Coordinetor udl assist the Federation Oncntatiun Colnmittee In the plannmp and ~rnplemcnt~ng of the crosq campus Or~entat~on Wcekcvents and other cross colnmlttee collaborai~vc et'forls. This positron hill chair cross campus eient sub-comm~ttces and distribute lark? appropr~atcly amongst the tcaln memhers. The cross campus events include (but are nor hnitcd to) Toga, hlcnts Carlo "iighl. Black and Cold Day. Safe Home Program, end the Informat~on Booth. Th~s position will aiso be ropons~bic for rdk~ng rhe nllnutes at weekly Icdcration Orientation Committee meetings.

JOB REQUIREMENTS: E\rens~ie ctpcrtenci: as c~thcr a Fedention Orisntauon Coi~unirtcc ~nicmocr or an Orientation Lsackr 15 carenhal. Lkal len~ k m ~ l c d t c u f d l Or~entaooo cross canlpua merit! E w l c n r knoulzdgc ofOricntat~on Ueek and the goals oftlie Fedcrat~on of Srudentb and ihc l n ~ m t r of \I.atcrloo for Orientallon Week. Proien cwnt plann~n! experience. Prmcn comniunlorion aliilli P r o w caperlence leading commltrccs and managmg teams. Lrcellcnt writlng sk~lls and interpersonal skills. Ability to work ~ndependently

HOW TO A P P I X Applicants are a d e d to subm~t thc~r reumc along aith a one-page nritlng campic on the topic 'Before 1 ceme to university 1 a ~ i h I had known ...' Appiicanons qhouid be subm11ted no later than Friday Dcccmbcr 19: 2003 to Heather F~trGeraid at heiitzrcruadni~na~l.uaaterlo~~ ca

APPLICATION DEADLINE: Friday Dccembcr 19; 2003.

For a full job description please vls~t wiz.orientat~on.uwaterIoo~ca, or contact ellher Enn MOOR. crnoure!~feds.uwatiiIoo.c'~, or Karyne\klez at studentlifefu~uwarerloo.ca.

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Tenants, protect vour dace A how-to guide to defendmg your rights.

Kourtney Short - - - - - -

IMPRINTSTAFF

baiclci~rlnn~Ur~l~,~re henclitinglrom ~l~ i~r~cnanrs '~gnr , rnoce . Manydt l~e ptohletn\ icnanr5 n ~ ~ ~ t ? n n o n ~crrtersrr\~rus.org -1.mdlords'f.nl- llrc ro rclurlidip<~slls, tu pa) liltercsl i r depc,vts, t,, m;uiltam lodgtng housr\.idiqu.ml~ orroprovdcpnm 15ed \crwcc\ - ;irr addmy to thur Ix,tlom linc and cixung u\ money.

Mary Pappcrl, a Iongumr tciunt nghr, ndvoc,itc ;id prcsdcnt ,,f Kcntirs t d u ~ a t ~ n g and Nciwwli~ng I'ogthcr, runlincil ~r tip uhen \ l ~ c ~al lcdpnqxr t~ management "ihe onlr hu\U7c\\ 1 LnOw <>f \ I - ~ C I L th i CUS-

Iuincr $ 5 thc earmy." I~~~rtunalci~,lenanl\harerccoUr\L

rliroiiyl~ the ()nlar!o'l'enanl I'rotcc r ~ m k t ~f chwr rv&t> ,AK \ , I O I ~ I L ~ 'l'cn:,nt\ ) , I Ill' Clt, <lf\Y3tc,-l,,<> 3 r

,,I\,> prorc~tcd In mun~cipill h \ I ~ w \iichn\ rhi I r ~ d ~ g ~ ~ ~ I i i ~ u s e L i r c r i s ~ n g Inlaw and I I K I'n,piro Sta~,d:iril\ h)laa

Llut\ou c:mnurfighr hxnghtr \-w

iio nol Lnow bout, so rcad <m.

Tenant Protection Act

TheTcnanrProtect~on Act, whlrh covers areas such as rent Increa%es, harasmxnt and evtctmn, q p l a s to mosttenants in O n t m a Ir~scnfnrccd hy theOntanoRcnial Flousmg'l'nhu- n$.aque\l-ju&clalbody whoseman- datcis to rcsolveImdlord/tcmntda- putes enher through mmcdiation or

through a heanng. If the Tewmt L'mtection Act ap-

p lm toyou and your landlord moleter 11, you willnced to apply to the rnlru- nal to rcmcdy the slruauon. It costs $45 t~,frllcrnostappl~cattons,hutsome are frec Youcan obmn mli,rman,,n and applrcauomat Lile~nl,unal'~W el, s~tc,www.orht.gu\ .on.ia.

Some unforlunarc cscniptlons rrom rhc art arc trniints u.ho \hare a

shc \ a d , "1)efinitcli. It's very rlcnr.. u~ l~o t louc ;~nd~,andcnim~, td~ , as .i rci1anr/l;rr~~lli~1~1d11d ~t'r easier to .rnlre lmuuoqpnhlnn\ tlrn,ugh thc 0nt;tno IInu\mq ' k h u n ~ l "

'1'11' f ~ ~ l l ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ n g s ~ c u ~ ~ n ~ h~ghhgl>ta Ccu- olyour r~glit\ under thi 'Tcn.mt

Should l stay or should l go?

teoanl Sgric, rr, the In<re;lsr 1n c*- chatigc h? cxir.8 \ e t ? r c ~ wch a\ air c,,n&uoiimng,orby ,morder h m r h e tribunal.

Tf your landlord incs tu mcrcasc

purrunt lq tnorcthnn thelmitw~thout an nrdrr from thc tr~bunal, you cmapply to the tribunal to have your rent reduccd and thc excess rent re- fuodcd.

Tcnantscanalsoapplyt<,ihe tribu- wai to have therrent reduced, ather bec;msc a Inndlord has tided to pn,- v d e a promlsed sctvlce such as a x cnndiuonmgor bccause thelandlord has expenencedas~~mificant dccrcaac ~n property tarcs. The tnbunal can also clinn\c to reduce !,our rrnr t a m pcmnly i i vour lanillord does not pcrform oeccssqrep;lirs.

Keep (more of) your money

H:i\ry,,u c\crworni.d nhourhua ) n u \ > C x g<nngt<> ,<r,,,L,lgc r,lg<rl,cr the mrmry For a dcposiB IJnfimw n,ilcli.drpi,s~l\ nrc nnhldy toiii\np pmr allogetlrcr, but thc l'inao: Pro tc<l!nri -\rt iioes lmlt howtnuc11)m inn l,c charged

Thr rnaxunum dcpnsli alandlml ran chargc IS otic month's rent. The 'Tenant Pn,tecdonAct alm \pcclfic\ thsr thc dcpmit musthe uscd for the last mnnth'5 rcnt - th~itmeanb your 1:mdlonl cannot lkcep it to pay for clcanmy or rcpus.

Ifvcnx landlord cliargcs my othcr dcpnslt, whelhel- it bc d kcy depour, cleaningdel~os~torfirstm~,nth'srcnt, you rm appl) to rlw tnbunal i u haw I I rnmburwd.

L:iodi~,rdcareds~,requrrcd topa) s w ~~crcu~tin~eresrondep~,s~ts~,ncc

pcr p v . Ifyour landlord h l s to par yoti this ~mcriist, the Tenant Protcc- um Act raji !c,u raodcduct ~t from your nc\t mrmlh's rcnt

No one should have to call this place home.

C1 Mary Pappert of Renter5 Educnhng and NetworklngTogether rcrommcnds takinroictures ofvow homc befort vou movcm and -. aftcr you m o w out. That way, sf your landlord tncs to charge you money for prc-exlstmg damagcs, you will haw proof. 0 Martannr Mdler, the ombudsperson, recommends keeplog rccords. ''If your lmdlord makes a pnxnisc, get 11 ~n wr~ting. All Inamtcilance request5 should hcscntin watlng to your landlordand B copy kcpt for! ourself."

No tigers, please

l i y o ~ ~ are;ipetlorcrin o w w , y,,u a l l 1 he reliereC t<, hnmv~hat thcTcn- am Protcctxm Acl loldsnl,-pi1 pro \,'.,<,"~.

Reprdlc~soi w h z t y x l ~ ~ SAY, ,

wurl,md,mi canm,t l d ~ d ! m ~ r h ~ i ~ - ~nj: ,,pet, noc ron w u r Imdli,rd cmct !r,u forgctlq,onc. The imlv ixcrl, t~on\,wi.Jthepei lttkger\.dlirg~ci~n ,mr or the othei redents, cau\r\ undw damage, r,r is a species that IS

inhcrcntlydangcn,~~.

Breaking free

l t is not e:sy to break aIcasc.You can only brenk a lease by a xvr~tten a~ccmcnt~vithya,url.~ndlord cir byan ordcr from thc tnbiinal

Aca,rd~ngi<,thcTIntx-crsigufUJa-

rcrluo's ornbudspcrson, h l a r ~ m n c M~llcr, crrcn~f)oir arcev~ctcdhe<nuse your landlord ha\ lxcn cmr~ctcd oi runrungan dligd Iknigmghouii,yr,u sull need to ,ipply to rhe iol~unal 1 0

ha\ r thinl wml !our le.~sr You c.in +pI! f<ir .in order rmm

rhc tnhunal fix :i lluinhcr of reasons

(hstcdin thc'rcnnnt Prorectron Act), ~ncludmg roar landlord'\ rcfnhal lo

The Harem closes

HERAMB'S HAREM

hghr, this~s m i lasi c rhmn fix .i f a ~lmnth\ \O son]' SIIOUI tmts ~ W C i n

d e r . P n p to II.m!iScnqao, Slmm T, l'~nrphlanO'i,h~stt (;ojcr,mu loal G s n c h and to :ill hnnkw thrr nkc V('alcard. Ttmsc I h:wen't minuoncil, whai do you wun, .i mc&,I"r'nu n o m~p~mnon-~iingt~;~\tarii~~N~~~i.,~~ot~~ i ,ur rcgularlc ~rliciliil~ci pn,gram.

Thi iiiuicra>l) p r o l i . ~ ~ 15 a n r - tcre\~inqch.u:iitc~.?'!ie~r<lc~<,uonli,

n i c r i a ~ n d i ~ c q ~ h a ~a:iilm~rsl~lr 'Thc~r ,,,tCKSi ,t~<l,~~cn,,,~,~l,~,~:r~c* I<IC,>\ to l,,,<l<l~ll~ I ~ , , , i,', liur. ,I,,\ ar1,cIc 1 w ' r ,,l,<>,,r 1I7cm

Instearl, I wii~n;i wnti .ilxxz I".,,- fcwx, tt,2tt,,',l~e,L,,,\cr,,l\-~r,,~>~,~t7<.

II\Yl,os k,tii,t ralcntcd pfidslm ai alw ll,~ve \,,mi dint suck tiwtc th.in.i homct. ()t~ci~iclr rxainpl~. rhiI<L.lJt p o i i ~ w , i ( A ~ I illi l.SL Pml; aba thc

Muth;riucl\a Can't Spcak F I I ~ ~ I F ~ ) . The EI.Plr prof c m bc \urnma-

rrzcd as iullows: I can't uixlct\rand what arc t;rlk~ng , h u t . Can p u clanficver!thlngp,usad \mcc Srp tcmber? Andwhat's tiiatu,ordon the board? We uvng the samc alphabet?

Notc to realer: 1 haven't person- ally had an ELPh prof bat I hear thngs. So don't R, f a ~ h g my ass currcnt profissora that tcach Hcrambonc.

l h i s ~ ~ n ~ , a t r ; r k r ~ n ~ ~ n n t p r o f s . Sfut,I'manimm~giant. Butwhcnlpay $1 Og's,lnrcd sorrrchmarantees.Guar- anteemmtbrr 1.noacccntsthclerthm ghcrto bootie. G m r a n i ~ e numl,cr 2. n o y x ~ d ! Gonr-lc7r.ilkers. (;uamree nrunbrr ?: ~Cjou'vi. got ,I IUICC ufier rtl;in sorneone w~thout~t ~nn~udi,usc i i

iiiicn,j~honc. I'm ~ m t ~ m n z V L 1" d x irontn~~v~u~ri~,I~i:v~~,u.Tl~:a~m[~l~cs

1;unaireri.sliil I klgn ini,ugI:limictc',t wrh g d s

I~l~~dtc.rrcrfjoiri .nlrr , th~ngPhD m Ar1rr,~umlhngi1sfr<t1~1tl1i: I Tm~cr-

my u t 1'7. If i ou m.rnglc rhc 1:ngI~sir I m n q r mch that n o ooc under- stands what's go~;: on, I'm gonna rnandc you.. .hf)atch! hlynatural~g- nuranccm acnde~n~c\~s abamerI am slowly ovcrcommg tho5 to h a w the prnblem cnmpoondcd by mctrlrerent lecture\ 15 not I<osh~r.

I,noughaimutETBF l'mfs I harc made my potnt. M o ~ m g o n thcn. ..He), lhsaln'trcad ;iInngw~th I Icr.~mbonc. I(nowyourrolcmd shut vour mouth. I'm changmg topcs.

I<cep~ng~~xth~l~aumicrsin thunc, anr~ticcal~lefcrlurr a? nllmrclassc\ i s

thconc rokcnh,,.h.vrr) clx\shas'em 'l'hi , m i cluck rher hos lr up like no 0tt1ir

see GOODBYE, page 14

It's the end of the world as we know it

Ian Blechschmidt --

IMPRINTSTAFF

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Rights: your hc Continued from page 12

Municipal bylaws

Lodging House Licensing bylaw

>use, your home

Property S tandards bylaw

0 Community Legal Education Ontario (CLEO) puhhshes numrnms hrnAdets on tenant irsuc, wch as rent Increase\, crlctwn, rnomng<,al an~lm:untcn;u~ce.TI~~~rpd~l~cat~~~nari.ai~;ul;~bleforfret,~i~ hardor s o t i cupy, ;u rhc~r\Xrh s~li,\\,\~,w.rlco.on.ca. 0 The UniversiryofWaterlooOmbudspetson~s not a I : w q ~ , but ahec;m:ms~~crmwyc~~~~~t~on~abo~ri~cn;i~~t~aai~cs and h r l p p u f i n d l i ~ d ;is\l\tancr I F , o u need ~ t . For morc ~ n f v r r n a l l o n , vl\rr www.srudentscrv~ces.uwa~erlr~o.ca/~~mbud.rp~rs~~n.

0 TheIxgalResource Office~s staffed hvvol~~ntee~s u Iin can a m w u

quest~~,ns:~b~,utl~mdlord/ten;lntd~spute~. F<,rmoremfunnauon,v~\~t the1ruffice1nST.(:3107. 0 Off-campus housing pnw~rles s chcckhst to use when you arc loohrig for a nwtn o r apsrtmcnt. k,r mori ~ n f k n a t ~ o n , visit

~ v . h o u s w g uwaterloo.cn. P Renters Educating andNetworkingTogcther is a roalmon of tenants aswaat~on\m ihc WIRTIU~, R e g l < , n , n ~ i y c . ~ n ~ r U ! o u ~ f r h c r e ~ \ alrrad) A tenant'\s\\r,c!au<,nm your apnruncnt Iw~ldmgor tow~lhuuse cornplcl, or hclp vou to Tiart rnle

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Goodbye: the harem is no longer open continued from page 12

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T<> comlxt~ I ~ I \ p > r m u d l h \ ,,t nttvnii,,n,ili~ t i i r , l h ~ cnqnqimcorn~ pr tmm whcwoni tt~r\ti , , ,ur holhc < , r l ~ c ~ Uunnqeorhrl.r\~,tl,rcio~l,ii~g

&,r I F luuered unlll nnc c h ; c b ~ h o a . ~ up n, si ran wap. Shc IS declared 111c nct<,r.'l'hc tio h.hncc lin\~mct..igain bccn restored.

Oi~cdaylappioachcti thccl;rs Ilo and ;~&d I ~ i r t o g ~ ~ c l u h h n g w i t l ~ m c . licy, bcmg thc rlnss ho, she goic I O

tultill hcr d u t m a x l mcss around wtrh cveryguy;~rIca\t oncc.

Af the cluh,wc I,e boppcd i d the c;dy mom. And then she licked tny car, a c l s s s ~ ho move. The alrol~ol buzz srmnworc of fsnd~twasumr to leave. Sl~emstructcdrh~caI~h~ct~,sa,p ;n Pita 1'~. I ley, I p e \ s hoooooc\ p t m eat roo!

I KIUhL NOVThfHrK28 2001

Protesters and counter-protesters An age of clashing cultural ideals

~ ~ ~ ~ s c ~ - ~ ~ r g a r ~ ! , c - c a m p : ~ ~ g ~ ~ ~ . l \ t ~ r ~ r dancithc\~trIm,kr s~~nllal-~~,mnn\ of

rllci,d~nvpn,lcst sile5,cvm q,nrg\c tsr a\ to u \ i .i rcd, hl.ici~ 2nd x,h~lc pdl;lrcri,tnmon~n (:omrnnni~tm.~tc- d s . 11 h ~ w m e s c lur ~ I I A I ,I 4ql11l> d ~ t F ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ t ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ t ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ s l ~ r ~ r ~ g f ~ ~ r ~ ~ ~ . ~ ~ ~ l ~ ~ l \ O , l , C , , l l i n . I,(.,,,CCil rt~~plCl"iL,>i 'l

'lcn,,>,l\tr:,t,,, 17<~l<l,,,g',~,q,,,~~<l,,,g, "Y.t\ for( ' , t ~ ~ ~ t ~ ~ l ~ ~ n ~ " ~ ~ ~ c l ,I l ~ . ~ m l ~ t ~ , t - h l msn wc,wn>;n 1-slmr ilxirriaii ~ .Vl ' , iA S I < ~ r m hlqo.''

Ttrc Inmmcr41rl-\ ~ p \ h ;in mu- i t . in~ tn i r~~ .~qv~hi r tn rgr r j i incmmen~ ~ n r c r ~ ~ c n t ~ i ~ a ~ ~ i t h c h v c ~ ~ ~ t ~ ~ ~ i l ~ ~ ~ ~ l ~ ~ . i l s

xn,l 11,c rna~htl ('impuqns rhrr rl,ei'\ r,,iiynvml ~ncludc "l 'arblnrm~ Swhs,';~c,irnpaign Ibatpar.~llcI~lah:i l,<>I, to , , ~ ~ < > l ~ t l L , ~ \ , ~ I I U < I C I < , tlx grnwnmrnf .tnd 'P<,IIIIc. 1 li~rl,' 'i pm1u \ 2 r w tlirit cliall i~~grs thosc ~n t l ~ c r n a ~ n s t r e ; i m ~ ~ r ~ ~ t ~ s l movemcnf to

~~ue~trr,rrthi.ii~nsc~~~a~cr~i~tlI~epoll-

clirthc) I>~-r,ur. \\l~dcthiI~urcaucraahrrsrt.prc\cnt

nn rlternatrvi polmral :igcnda, at

I'rutcsr\Varnur.c<>m thcm;umfocusIs cicailv~<, nd~cuieanu-v-arpn,tcsr<,rs. Theprotc~twaruors1,>1na011-\varpm> t c m m pmycs5, armcd wnh t-slxrrs and signs (hat hrce m u - w ~ r :ar~w- ments to cl;trttnec<,ncluia,n\. Somi arc ,mrnuuq, lhlrr the 5 1 g l thai \hcwa naked prorectcrs f o m n g thc word 'I'otci':ihi~vc,~nflr~str.ruunof\~~omen

d r c s d In Imrkn\ hmnmng thc word 'iiclp.' Othrrs arr lmlr mow blunl. One slgn show\ Saddam I i u ~ ~ a m rra,rcls,gr,vcral~~leofho~l~csalrhihc h g n n , "Sadd.im <ml\ k~lls h s own ~woplc It'\ nimc o f out bn\mc\\l"

Thc diicl,qmwnt of a n m u pn, rcsr p ~ t c s t n m v ~ n c n r m x r k s m in^

r c r c ~ l ~ n g r h a l ~ f i c i n t ~ ~ c ~ i a i pihtlc\are ron<liirlcd Ilmayr,rm:ii notlwlp to <,w, ~,~,l>lK <q,,m~,n, IW I t CtY',IC* ., m ~ ~ ~ c i . n r c t r . m ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ b ~ ~ I ~ ~ g ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ l i . i n ( RI(: e \ c i Wll

This week's crossword solution

When Imprint put out the call for photos for our Photo Shoot Out 2003. we were ex- cited to see what would come in.

We wanted to see what hid- den talents were out there and to recognize some of them for their efforts outside of the classroom.

Whcn we received over 300 submissions from UW students, we were blown away by both the volume of response and the quality of

photographs. We recelved p~ctures from

students in eng~neerlng-, blo- chem~stry, geography, klnesl- ology, archtecturc ...y ou name ~ t , we heard from them.

The subjects of the plcturcs ranges from nature to people, from doorknobs to campus hfe. And we even rece~ved a few unmenuonables to boot.

The staff at Impnnt ardu- ously poured over the sub- mlsslons and plcked the wm ncrs. I assure you, ~t wasn't

easy to narrow ~t down. We have also Included many of

A the other notable submisslons m that we recemcd for you to enjoy as we dld.

Thank you to everyo who entered and con- gratulations to the wmners. Keep on shoot-

Ing those wond ful pl

FRIDAY, NOVEAIUfiK28,2003

Third place: Mike Bisaga, fourth year geography (Abovc)"Thc plcturi, I wbmttr& werctalicn ~nT~ha,Cilfn,~.l ' ius sum- rncr,I weixthcre forrac.mm (I am an ~nternat~onal studellt frum Chma). I h thc hmn of d x m s s ~ o n , 1 just aelectedthrcep~ctures from 150over- aU works." G q y Luo

Runners UD:

Clockwise from top left: Geng Luo, first year kinesiology; Dan Daliak, 2A computer science major, speech communication minor; Ryan Virtanen, fourth year planning; Jennifer Hendel, third year chemistry; Martina (Jeng- Tyng) Hwang, first year applied studies.

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Pilate flies even higher live Josh Chong SPECIALTOTMFRI~T

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w c n cijually flwd m rhc~t pcrfnmm- 11ICC.

\T'hrn I a s l d Chns and Uillwhlt Iiiixl of band thcy would I s . i t T d d hadn't re~ervrd vt,cal tr;~~rul,g at thc Universlry of Wtatrrn Onrariu, thcy rcplled, "wc'd hc lurt thc <arnc, /'li~dd'\] ioc;ii\ wtrc.ilrc.ldy rhcre."Su fix fbme of yon whr, thou,qht loti

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M A T E COM Pilate returnstothe Bombshelterthisafternoon for an encore presentation of their sold-out show.

dm] wrote rhc hastc nffon thc a c m w

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statcmcnt lo thc rc\t of thc OUA with ~hree stra~ght win\, culmmrung m a tl irdhg 88-82 v m o r y at home ovrr the Hrocb Uadge:t.r~ o n Wcdtr~~d;~,No~~unberZh.Defcaungthel%:~dg e r~ , \~~ l~r , a rc ran l i cd tcn th~n thr nauon,renffirm\ \Y,'alerloo's posltmn m,p t h ~ CIUA's wcstern &\ l s~o r , a? the V(',~mor\'rrr<,nl nr,wstand\ ;ad s~'"'1'11ng (1-2.

1.radmg the wnv for thc Vl'arn,x\ .ip!nst Hn,ckwa~(~r,h,umJ.mnin,wla~nctlidl'lpomts. I'our mhir pl:yr\ rcached douhle f i p c c ~ In rconng,includ~ngn12-p~~111t~lightfm1n Andrcw (:o.rtrworth, who went 4 4 from rhrcc-point q c . h h t ~nrputr.u~dy,howcver, thcwm should v;mh ITW Imck mtc the onx fur a (:IS top-tcn ranking.

Bur hcfore their vmory ovcr thr favoured Radgerc, the Wanaxsptback~n thewm column wflh two decl\mcmclonc\ ;igamstthe 1,akrhrxl 'l'lrunderu~ulve\. The L;<uncrg;lrnc sawadmnnl \hootmgpcrformancc that had brcn a concern gomq intr, l a ~ t weckmcl'\ actmn. ' l 'h~rc 1s n o doubt that lhr I .uner game was a low point in fhc \V;rm,r's prmrdrure season so far.

I Imverer,;~\ thc<,raclemrhciLlatna rern~nd\ us, with any neprtve r h ~ r i mmt bc a pusmve. The Warnor\wcrc hopmgturcdeem tl~ernsclvcs wrth n v o ~ a m c s a p n \ t 1.akehead.AEtcr the sm day trch up tu thc Arctic, thc VC'arnors wrrc laqxngtowamup hycarchqfireon thecourt In (hewtwo prcx~a,uslosscs,Wnterlou hadonly managed to rack up a total of 90 po~nts. In the fist~dmc0fthe weckend theW;lrnors cxploded fnr 84 points, almmt matching their previous nvopctotal.Waterl~~~~w~s~~n~on~~~~~~while shooungm incomparable 50pcrccnt from thc tirldmcludinga thrccpomtpcrcentageof40pcr cent. UW took thegame by axorcof84-72.

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Forced top.tttakcm tlreTtiuridcrHnyn~ghrl~fc o n 17nd;i) smce l i l y hzd thcir rernatcl~ thc nryt ~In~~.ThcK'~~'arnors~ot~~fft~~aslu~~sl~~rurt;~nd thcT11unclcrdum~ fans were at a dcchel lcvrl smdar to tha~of the Bombcron a Wetinisday mght. Kcganlless, thc Warriors werc able to shake oA thc prcvlous n$ihts' fcsunucs arid polled ahead for good w~thuut loohmg hack. \Vatcrkm won by n score of 78-67, notching thcm fifth wm of the scason. Agam, Tarnuin w d d lead thr w;o wrh 16 polnts and 11 rehounrls. Alw piaymg wcll W A S second year standout lLLchael Dnviswhodrnppe~l14po1nt\. I n Ivs intrrmcwwith thc Lakehead ,\thlcucs correspondcn~,i~ea~l c~,:rthSci,tt~2.1ornss~n w d , "Thc wcikend timshccl much how ~t \tartcd, w~~hntkw~,fr,ur~wysr~otd,~mgihecvtra thmgc nccdcd fur us to bc successful. I lopifully th~h wtll seivea\awaLeupc;illfi,r~airtenmandtl~ey wdlrc;hzc that theonlywav to bcsucccsful at tluilcvcl~r tn workhanl eachdayandge~ bettcr c;~cliwceh."Tlnsmqhave been tmc,but thcrc i\nodoul,t that thc%'arnorbui IS rollingmcc a w n andI.aheheadlusth;~ppcned tobethe first V I C r n .

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