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DUCK-BILLED PLATYPUS WINS UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE
IC continued their magnificent run of success in University
Challenge with two more victories.
A coach load of supporters travelled wi th the team to the G r a n a d a
Television Studios in Manchester.
T h e i r first opponents were the al l -male Aberdeen Univers i ty team
who made an impressive start and raced to a 0-45 lead. However. IC
soon settled down and scored 130 points without reply before Aberdeen
levelled the score around the hal l -way mark. T h e n the Aberdeen
challenge petered out and IC ran ahead to victory with a final score of
240 to 175.
The victorious Imperial College team.
T h e next game against the mixed team from R e a d i n g University
was m u c h closer and produced a classic finish. W i t h twenty seconds
remaining I C were five points behind when A l i i n Griffiths correctly
answered " d u c k - b i l l e d p latypus" to a starter for ten. This proved to be
the final scoring answer of the game which IC had narrowly won 180-
175.
T h e w i n n i n g team was T i m Pigden. C o r d o n M a s i e r l o n . A l u n
Griff iths and M a r t i n S. T a y l o r (Captain) . They w i l l be appearing on
L o n d o n Weekend Television on the dates ia l l Sundays) given below:
A p r i l 11; vs New H a l l , C a m b r i d g e
A p r i l 18; vs Aberdeen Univers i ty
A p r i l 25; vs R e a d i n g Univers i ty
They w i l l appear on regional television against New H a l l on
February 14.
H a v i n g now won three consecutive heals IC are in (he dr . iu lor the
knock-out stages of the competit ion.
N o . 6 0 3 Fr iday , J a n u a r y 29.1982
Dear Mark
So we have a m o n g o u r
number in this college, people
who subscribe to the creation
ist v i e w . T h e t h i n g w h i c h
struck me forcibly about both
attacks on my article from M r
j M e r c e r a n d t h e I s l a m i c
S o c i e t y was t h e i r l a c k o f
precision. A p a r t from saying
or i m p l y i n g that they are
against my views, or what
they took to be my views, they
were not very clear about
their thoughts on the subject.
M r M e r c e r took a distinctly
selective and dubious inter
pretation of Genesis I. I have,
of course, pondered on the
order of creation given in G e n
I: 1-26 being the same as that
determined by evolutionary
theory; however I have also
pondered on G e n II: 4-24
• which deals wi th the same
material but gives a different
order.
A n d quite how the Islamic
S o c i e t y c a n say that 1400
years ago the basis of modern
science was revealed leaves
me (almost) speechless. If this
had been the case then surely
there would have been no
need to have spent the vast
effort on the Scientific Enter
prise that has been exerted.
M u c h as it is nice to say that
you were right wi th hindsight,
although the interpretations
of the K o r a n verses quoted
d id seem slightly far-fetched
to me, it is s imply ancestor
worship to c l a i m this. That is
in some way our ancestors
were better, or knew more,
than we are or do.
Both M r Mercer and the
Islamic Society state some of
t h e t h i n g s t h a t t h e y a r e
against, but omit a great deal
and fail to say what they are
for. For example does M r
M e r c e r think that man is an
an imal or not? D o M r Mercer
a n d t h e I s l a m i c S o c i e t y
c o n s i d e r a m a t e r i a l i s t i c
account of evolution is suffici
ent or do they want to add to
it , propose another explana
tion, or not believe in the idea
of evolution at all? Neither
s a i d a n y t h i n g about what
they thought about creation-
ism. What sort of people are
these who attack a coherent
explanation of the develop
ment o f l i fe a n d yet have
nothing to say about what
they think of the problem.
U n l i k e w h a t M r M e r c e r
thinks I have no desire to
forcibly suppress creationism,
since the very inarticulateness
of people like h im is sufficient
to c o n d e m n i t ; I m e r e l y
reserve the right to point out
what these people are saying.
M r M e r c e r also said that I
had accused creationists of
' m e g l o m a n i a ' (a w o r d i n
cidentally that I d id not use;
do I detect a trace of para
noia?). H e did not refute my
charge that creationists were
s e e k i n g to impose a be l i e f
system on society so that they
could control society. This is
o b v i o u s l y M r M e r c e r e n
deavouring to suppress the
truth about the motives of the
creationists, which is quite
apparent to anyone who has
had the misfortune to read
any of their literature.
F i n a l l y M r Mercer stated
that D a r w i n was a Chr is t ian .
In his youth he was, but after
the publ icat ion of his Origin of
Species in 1859 he was hounded
from the church by people as
i n t o l e r a n t as M r M e r c e r
appears to be today. T r u t h is
more important than dogma,
a lesson which M r Mercer
and the Islamic Society have
yet to learn.
Tours sincerely
Frank James
Dear Sir
I r e a d w i t h interest the
article that you published in
the F E L I X supplement last
week by the Islamic Society
and would be grateful if they
would return the complement
by reading this letter.
I am a Chr is t ian and would
also like to think of myself as a
scientist. I took biochemistry
as a first degree and found
that, far from conflicting with
m y r e l i g i o u s bel iefs , it i n
creased my awareness of the
m a r v e l l o u s i n t r i c a c i e s a n d
complexities of life to such an
extent that I find it hard to
understand those who do not
believe in a creator. These
beliefs can only be reinforced
when one considers the vast-
ness of the observable universe
when compared to the insigni
ficant, though al l important
to us, speck of dust that is the
earth.
I am an ardent believer in
D a r w i n i s m and do not find it
conflicts at a l l wi th my belief
in G o d . It is impossible to
demonstrate the existance of
G o d by a scientific method. A
quick look in Genesis 2 (where
the c r e a t i o n is g i v e n i n a
different order to the famous
story in Genesis 1) quickly
dispels the argument that the
B i b l e is r i g h t because the
c r e a t i o n s t o r y f o l l o w s the
order of biological evolution.
It must be understood that
whether or not this is the case
is c o m p l e t e l y i r r e l e v a n t to
true religion and only serves
to draw attention away from
the true focus—God himself.
S imi lar ly I would be most
surprised if a truly devout
M u s l i m found it necessary to
m a n i p u l a t e the sayings of
M u h a m e d to try to demon
strate his awareness of modern
scientific discoveries.
In conclusion I would like
to say that true science whose
ideal is pursuit of the truth
c a n o n l y serve to increase
man's awareness of his G o d
and his incredible feebleness
and insignficance in the face
of the vastness and variety of
that which we know as crea
tion.
Tours, etc.,
A n d r e w L y a l l
Dear Mark
Those people in College
who remember Bernie Smith
w i l l doubtless be delighted to
k n o w t h a t t h e o n e - t i m e
Physics Dep R e p and current
Surrey Univers i ty sabbatical
mega-hack is now the Tory
c a n d i d a t e for N U S V i c e -
President Educat ion , a sort of
national A A O .
Chr is W e b b
Dear Sir
W e would like to thank I C
Boat C l u b for the red -ho t
"boat b u r n i n g p a r t y l a s t
Saturday.
W e are s o r r y o u r boat
couldn't make it.
1 ouis extinguishingly
Chie f Fire Officer and al l the
lads at Putney
.S'ir
The College members of
the 22 C l u b regret that M r
S.J . M a r s h a l l finds it necessary
to put his name to a badly
written collection of lies and
m i s i n f o r m e d o p i n i o n , as
a p p e a r e d i n the s o a p b o x
article in F E L I X 602. The
reason for our regret is not
that we hold M r M a r s h a l l in
any esteem whatsoever, but
that he is an associate of the
R o y a l College of Science, a
title proudly borne by the
majority of our members. W e
do not wish to correct the
lacts here nor to c o n t i n u e
this debate through the pages
of F E L I X . W e wi l l simply
state that any member of the
College wishing to know the
truth about our behaviour or
the spirit of our c lub has only
to ask a club member.
We remain your obedient servants
The College members of the
22 C l u b
E d ' s N o t e : See Ed i tor ia l .
Dear Sir
A n opportunity is arising to
ship many tonnes of medical ,
f o o d , a n d o t h e r e s s e n t i a l
supplies by boat and land
from I C to Poland. Estimated
date of departure is M a r c h 21
with Easter spent in Po land or
Czechoslovakia.
F o r this private and totally
charitable venture to succeed
we need a reliable conscien
t ious a n d n o n - p o l i t i c a l I C
c rew to: o rgan i se s u p p l i e s ;
crew the vehicles; assist in
distribution; return without
p o l i t i c a l or m e d i a p r o p a
ganda.
T h e cargo w i l l be f u l l y
m a n i f e s t e d , a n d the c r e w
m u s t h a v e v a l i d v i sas i n
British passports. W e hope the
trip w i l l be fun, but there w i l l
be some speedy hard graft at
times. Since the reception w i l l
be mixed we hope to take a
mixed crew.
If you can offer any help
please contact C o l i n Cooper
in D o C 2 .
Page 2 FELIX, January 29, 1982
UGM Report
Inquorate and Insipid
The censure of the Deputy President was the only highlight of
an otherwise mind-blowingly dull UGM on Tuesday.
T h e meeting opened at 1:06pm wi th approximate ly 100 students in
attendance and only three (from six) of the I C U Executive present.
Both the minutes of the last E G M and the President's report were
accepted without undue delay before M r W i l l i a m C o r t a z z i proposed a
m o t i o n of censure on the absent D e p u t y Pres ident M r Barney
M c C a b e . T h i s was passed overwhelmingly alter formal opposition
from M r N i c k Pyne, I C U Welfare Officer, although several U n i o n
Officers later expressed the regret that it hadn't been a motion of no
confidence.
M r M c C a b e ' s report was referred to the next U G M . H e finally
arr ived at the meeting d u r i n g the H o n o r a r y Secretary's report. T h i s
report was accepted, and M r M c C a b e questioned about the absence of
M i k e before those present were subjected to the ch i ld l ike b icker ing of
M r L e d w o l d and M r M c C a b e over the venue of the meeting and the
arrangements for hav ing M i k e present.
F u r t h e r reports were presented by G a y n o r M c K e n z i e ' R S . M U V P ) .
M a r t i n T a y l o r ( E A O ) and M i k e Prosser ( C h a i r m a n of Publ icat ions
Board). In his report M r Prosser stressed that the post of U n i o n
Handbook E d i t o r was still vacant.
T h e n at 1:29pm the q u o r u m was successfully challenged b\ M i -
Br ian Stevens, Chemistry 2, before the proposed bye- law change* and
motion on grants could be discussed.
Field Marshall
The Lord Carver
at IC
F I E L D M A R S F I A L L the L o r d
Carver , C h i e f of Defence Staff
1973-76, gave a lecture entitled
" N u c l e a r W a r in E u r o p e " in the
Blackett Labora tory on Tuesday
luncht ime.
T h i s was the second in a series
of lectures organised jointly by
the College E N D group and the
Humani t i e s Department .
D r a w i n g on his wide know
ledge of the background lo the
nuclear arms bu i l d - u p in Europe ,
he out l ined the reasons behind
the arms race and the various
defence policies in Europe .
A new pair
for Rag A T A N otherwise unproduct ive
U G M (see elsewhere the onl\
constructive item ol business to
be completed was the rati f ication
of M r R o n a l d M c D o n a l d . M a t h s
2 , as R a g C h a i r m a n . M r
M c D o n a l d was the onl\ lullv
proposed and seconded candi
date and he replaces M r Bi l l
D u r o d i e who resigned at the cud
of last term.
M r J o h n M c C a l l i o n . also ol
M a t h s 2 . w a s e t e v t e d R . i s
Treasurer at last Thursday's R a s
C o m m i t t e e meeting. Both he and
M r M c D o n a l d now lace the
sizeable task of getting I C C R.ya
back on the road.
New bar Old front
The new Victorian style bar beneath the Southside Halls of
Residence opened last night after a last minute rush to finish
the alterations.
T h e estimated cost of the alterations is in the region of £20,000, most
of which was secured as loans from four breweries: Watneys , Bass
C h a r r i n g t o n , W h i t b r e a d and S a m Smiths. T o repay these loans the
Col lege are committed to an agreement, whereby an amount is payed
back to the breweries every time a barrel of their beer is sold.
Alterat ions were started in the Chr is tmas vacat ion and as deadline*
were not met by the contrators, it was necessary lor them to work
extremely hard to compete the majority of the work on time.
A n added compl i cat ion for the bar manager M r Ian H a r o l d
M a g n a y , was that the cool ing fan in the beer cellar broke d o w n lasi
weekend. T h i s meant that the real ales served last night would probably
not be at their best, he said yesterday lunch l ime . However , he
antic ipated that the bar would open as promised.
The unfinished bar front pictured on Monday.
Ritual burning at Putney V I K I N G W O R S H I P reared its ugly head at I C on, c .i
Saturday , J a n u a r y 23.
T h e venue was beside the river at Putney and the event, |
the James Bruce Par ty , had been organised by the Boat
House Commit tee . As an afterthought they decided to burn out
of the i r o l d boats w h i c h h a d been a r o u n d since the last war .
'I'he boat was stripped of a l l useable parts and burnt because il was
wasting boathouse space, unsaleable and unsafe lo row. This is an old
Boat C l u b tradi t ion for boats beyond repair.
T h e r i tua l had been approved by I C U n i o n , the insurance company
and Police. Unfortunate ly the Police failed to contact l l ie lire brigade
who turned up en force (seven lire engines and a lire boat) when
alerted by a passer-by. However , their servies were not needed.
Ftfc to Mti Oik* TAPS
F E L I X in association with T w e n t i e t h C e n t u r y
F o x invites you to a special preview screening
of H a r o l d Becker's T a p s at The Lane cinema,
St M a r t i n ' s Lane on Sunday February 7 at
4pm. T o obtain your tickets, apply in person at
F E L I X Ofl icc , Beit A r c h (max of '2
tickets per caller). There are a
l imited number of tickets, so come
early to avoid disappointment.
Oscar winning actor T i m o t h y
Hutton (starring in his first
role since O r d i n a r y People)
plays Br ian M o r e l a n d , the
highest ranking cadet at the
Bunker H i l l Academy who is
prepared to stop its closure
using force if necessary.
George C . Scott plays
More land 's idol , General
[Harlan Bache, who treats his
cadets like the soldiers he
once lead into combat
FELIX, January 29, 1982 Page 3
Going it alone
On January 4 the Holland Club re-opened for the new term with
its own cook to run the catering service, after Mr Mooney decided
to close his outlet in the building.
Many students entering the Huxley Building from the JCR walkway will
have noticed the entrance to the Holland Club and may have wondered
what this organisation is all about.
The Holland Club was founded to provide social facilities, equivalent to
the Senior and Junior Common Rooms, for the non-teaching staff of the
College. It was based for many years in Princes Gardens and occupied a
house with its own catering and bar facilities.
When the house was needed for alternative purposes, the Club was left
without premises for many years until they were given the extension at
the back of the Huxley Building in October 1976. In these premises the
bar and catering facilities were run by Mr Mooney.
o
It soon became apparent to the committee of 13 that Mr Mooney was
treating the Holland Club badly. The food was often poor and they felt
that as they were providing social facilities (including snooker, pool,
darts, table tennis, etc.) and trying to attract new members, that the food
was a problem. Indeed, they wished to take it over themselves to improve
it.
The first move was to approach several outside caterers for an
estimate. Two offers seemed attractive and were about to be acted upon
when two major setbacks happened.
Firstly large cracks were found in the structure of the building along
with damp patches. As it then became uncertain how long the building
could be used safely, it was impossible to contact an outside caterer.
Then, shortly before Christmas 1981, Mr Mooney announced that he
would be discontinuing the Holland Club service after the end of the
autumn term. This left a bare six weeks to re-organise the catering
arrangements if the club wished to maintain the facility and operate it
from the start of 1982.
Their decision to employ a former chemisty technician, Mr Alfred
Coleman and his wife to run the kitchen. Mr Coleman had previously
been a cook (many years ago) and as a Holland Club member himself
was interested to help. To assist him, volunteers from the Committee
were enrolled to take money and do some of the cleaning.
So far the experiment seems to be a success. When I ate there on
Tuesday the service was impressive. Not only was the serving area
meticulously clean, but the food was hot, served on warm plates and
most enjoyable. The standard of food is certainly equivalent and probably
better than Mr Mooney at his best. There is a mixture of frozen and
freshly prepared dishes which, if maintained and improved, could mean
that the non-teaching staff will have established in three weeks what Mr
Mooney failed to do in five years; provide a catering facility with food of
an acceptable standard which is profitable.
The Holland Club is only open to the members (about 900 of them) and
their guests. So if you know a friendly technician, secretary or other non-
teaching staff member, it might be worthwhile asking them to take you
along.
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Page 4 FELIX, January 29, 1982
T h i s article will attempt to wake up those
of you who are half asleep. For those of
y o u whose eyelid has flickered slightly
hoping this is a happy alternative to a
Friday morning boring lecture I hasten to
say that this i s not what I mean by "half
asleep", though you will notice when
reading this article that the chances are
you are included somewhere in it.
M y starting point is the recent lecture given
by the D e p u t y S e c r e t a r y G e n e r a l of the
Commonweal th M r E . C . A n y a o k u entitled
" N e w N a t i o n s : M a k i n g I n d e p e n d e n c e a
Reality" (for a summary and comments on
w h i c h y o u wi l l have to wait for the nex t
F E L I X ) . What struck me is that there were
about forty people in the audience. N o w forty
people do not make an unsuccessful lecture,
though they do not either make a successful
one. W h e n coming to this College some years
ago I was aware that scientists are a very dull
lot, but a glance through the activities of the IC
student population gave me some hope. I saw
among other things a Communis t society,
Socialist society, Labour club, Conservative
s o c i e t y , O v e r s e a s S t u d e n t s c o m m i t t e e , a
Christ ian society, Islamic society, IC Women's
association, and so on. I also saw a president
of IC Union being the president of N U S and a
F E L I X Editor being an Editor of Sennet (now
c a l l e d L o n d o n S t u d e n t ) . I f u r t h e r saw a
College committee on overseas students, a
Delhi committee, and even a counselor for
overseas students. In my time a department of
humanities evolved to interrelate scientific and
philosophical thought. I then went on to see
that there was a wine tasting society, a real ale
s o c i e t y , a n a s t r o l o g i c a l s o c i e t y , a W e l l s
society, a stamp club, atheltics and national
clubs, a radio club, a students television and
even a students newspaper in which every
member of College could voice his opinion. I
must confess I was pleased. It seemed that IC
was not producing cold blinkered scientists of
outstanding merit. It was actually producing
scientists of oustanding merit with a balanced
opinion all the advantages and disadvantages
of their scientific work and aware of most of
the positive and negative social consequences
of it. One thing that gave me further hope was
the inclusion in every engineering course of
what was termed "associated studies". At the
time, you see, I was not aware they were
compulsory nor did I realise they needed to
be compulsory.
Slowly but steadily my opinion reverted to
one I had before coming to IC. I am now
convinced that IC is so apathetic that IC
graduates are in the long run a threat to
s o c i e t y . It t r o u b l e s me to t h i n k that the
m a j o r i t y is not in fact d i s o r i e n t a t e d , but
unorientated.
But let me return to the lecture I mentioned
above. It will be seen from the title of the talk
that both M r s S. Will iams M P and M r E. Heath
M P have given lectures on the same topic. For
those of you who are not even aware of these
lectures I am referring to topics steming from
the Brandt Report with which both speakers
have dealt with. For those of you who are not
Scientists Rule KO
by N Lambrou
aware of either the Brandt Report nor the
Alternative Brandt. I confess you have reached
too far in this article—please go back to sleep.
When these two distinguished guests delivered
their lectures they did so in "standing r o o m "
conditions. W h e n their lectures ended they
were vigorously applauded. I had to presume
that their message had got through. Alas , this
was not the case. Some of you may remember
that their message was one of alarm and need
of understanding and co-operation between all
m o d e r n n a t i o n s . T h e a b s e n c e of a large
audience in the Deputy Secretary's lecture
showed that this message had not got through.
W e had with us a very distinguished guest who
had honoured us in agreeing to give a lecture
which would further our understanding of the
developing world and the ideas we have about
it. Where was M r Heath's and M r s Will iams'
audience then? Where were the at least 1,000
s t u d e n t s w h o a c t u a l l y c o m e f r o m t h e
Commonwealth? Where were the Communist
Society members who pledge awareness about
the world? Where were the Labour Society
m e m b e r s w h o p ledge s o l i d a r i t y to e v e r y
thinkable and unthinkable cause? Where were
the Conservative Society members—wet or
dry—whose forefathers created the C o m m o n
wea l th? W h e r e w e r e the re l ig ious s o c i e ty
members who are so touched after disaster
has stricken some unfortunate country?
1 personally cannot answer these questions.
What I can see though is that M r Heath's and
M r s Will iams' audience did not attend their
lectures to listen to what they had to say. They
were simply there to admire sheepishly two of
their leaders. They will also be there to attack
them, somewhere in the flock, if and when
they make what they wiill have been led, rightly
or wrongly, to think of as a mistake.
Y o u may be aware that Imperial College was
originally created to produce scientists and
eng ineers of i n t e r n a t i o n a l ca l ib re w h o s e
ultimate purpose was to spread into the British
Empire and industrialise every remote corner
of the globe. The general idea seems to have
been one in which Britain was naturally on
top in the development of the world with
obvious financial, cultural and political benefit
to everyone concerned. The ideal seems also
to have been similar. Britain would be carry ing .
the torch of knowledge throughout the world,
thus m a k i n g it certa in that history wou ld
honourably judge her. Unfortunately recent
political ideas as well as uncountable occasions
of the action being different from the thought
have s u n k b o t h the idea a n d the i d e a l .
Nevertheless. Imperial College has suffered
the least from all this. It still maintains a high
proportion of overseas students and still has
m e m b e r s f r o m v a r i o u s c o m m o n w e a l t h
countries in its body of governors. What is
now happening at IC seems to be melting away
the last chance for both Britain to prevail and
the ideal of world co-operation (and hence
success) to stay alive. In one world the answer
is apathy (which I see from F E L I X 602 was
pointed out by the then F E L I X Editor fourteen
years ago!). What makes this word even more
alarming is that it crops up in an exclusively
technological college of high standard while we
are living in a technological age!
But don't alarm yourselves (your lecture
hour is still going and your lecturer, however
competent, cannot be more interesting than
the a p p r o a c h i n g w e e k e n d ) . O t h e r s have
suffered the same fate in history. The G r e e k
civilisation, the Roma n Empire and the A r a b
world all collapsed due to this magic word .
There seems no reason why the British Empire
would be able to maintain its peak, even
though students of history have repeatedly
developed sore throats shouting out their
findings. Unfortunately for them and you they
were not scientists so they did not apply
"scientific r igour" in their arguments. It was
just feelings and their predictions were wrong
by t ime f a c t o r s of up to c e n t u r i e s ! I a m
informed they are now trying harder to achieve
more "scientifc" accuracy for it is this, and
only this , w h i c h sc ientists apprec iate a n d
understand. Otherwise, it is their fate to ask
unanswerable questions and thus " tor ture"
themselves. Scientists do not tend to ask such
questions and so proceed to a quieter life
which does not involve any inner passion. I
envy you for your inability to ask yourselves
q u e s t i o n s a b o u t " i d e a l s " , " p u r p o s e " , a n d
"ambit ion" , for you lead, in this way, simple
lives with no questions to burn you inside out. I
also pity you for the same reason for your
problems become petty and out of context,
I would like to end this outburst with a
statistic you may understand. A human being
sleeps approximately 2700 hours per year.
Sacrificing one hour to further your knowledge
about the world constitutes a sacrifice of
0 . 0 0 0 4 % , a l l c a l c u l a t i o n s b e i n g w i t h i n
engineering accuracy.
N. Lambrou
Vice-Chairman, OSC
FELIX, January 29, 1982 Page 5
"I'm certainly stupid
at times An interview with Mr Barney McCabe
C a n y o u o u t l i n e b r i e f l y y o u r r o l e a s D e p u t y
P r e s i d e n t ?
T h e r e i s a b r i e f o u t l i n e i n t h e o f f i c i a l
p u b l i s h e d j o b d e s c r i p t i o n , b u t t h a t d o e s n ' t
r e a l l y a c c o u n t a c c u r a t e l y f o r t h e t i m e I s p e n d .
M y m a i n r e s p o n s i b i l i t y i s t h e U n i o n B u i l d i n g ,
t h e f i t m e n t s , t h e f u r n i s h i n g s , t h e d e c o r a t i o n s ,
e t c . , e t c . , f o r w h i c h I h a v e t h e H o u s e
C o m m i t t e e , w h i c h i s s u p p o s e d t o b e t h e
m a j o r d e c i s i o n - m a k i n g b o d y a n d I'm m e a n t
t o g e t t h e i r d e c i s i o n s i m p l e m e n t e d .
D o y o u d e c i d e o n a l l o c a t i o n o f r e s o u r c e s , i .e .
if s o m e o n e c o m e s t o y o u d o y o u d e c i d e o n
t h e m e r i t s o f t h a t a p p l i c a t i o n ?
S t r i c t l y s p e a k i n g , H o u s e C o m m i t t e e a l l o c a t e s
t h e s e t h i n g s , e . g . c u p b o a r d s , e t c . I c a n j u s t
m a k e d e c i s i o n s s t r a i g h t o f f o n s m a l l
p u r c h a s e s — t h e y ' v e a c t u a l l y d e l e g a t e d s o m e
r e s p o n s i b i l i t y t o m e . A n i n t e r e s t i n g p o i n t i s ,
t h a t i n t h e b y e - l a w s , w h e n i t c o m e s t o
a l l o c a t i n g r o o m s f o r s o c i e t i e s o r c l u b s , I'm
t h e o n l y p e r s o n r e s p o n s i b l e f o r t h a t . A lo t o f
t h e d e c i s i o n s t h o u g h a r e o n p r e c e d e n t ,
t r a d i t i o n .
W h y d i d y o u s t a n d a s D e p u t y P r e s i d e n t ?
W h y d i d I s t a n d ? If y o u w a n t a s t r a i g h t
a n s w e r , I s u p p o s e i t ' s b e c a u s e I k n e w I w o u l d
w i n .
W h y d i d y o u w a n t t o w i n ?
W e l l , w e a l l l i k e w i n n i n g , d o n ' t w e ?
W h a t w e r e y o u r o b j e c t i v e s , w h a t d i d y o u w a n t
t o a c h i e v e ?
I t h i n k m y o b j e c t i v e s w e r e n ' t s p e c i f i c a l l y t o
I C U . I h a v e c e r t a i n o b j e c t i v e s w h i c h I c a n ' t
c l e a r l y d e f i n e , w h i c h I w a n t t o a c h i e v e i n m y
l i f e t i m e , a n d I s a w D e p u t y P r e s i d e n t o f I C U a s
m e r e l y o n e w a y i n w h i c h I c o u l d f u l f i l l s o m e
o f t h o s e o b j e c t i v e s . B e c a u s e I k n e w I c o u l d
w i n , I s t o o d .
D i d y o u w a n t t o b e o f s e r v i c e t o I C ?
W a n t i n g t o b e o f s e r v i c e t o f e l l o w h u m a n s ,
y e s , s p e c i f i c a l l y I C , n o , o t h e r t h a n i n t h a t I a m
a s t u d e n t h e r e , a n d t h a t m y j o b r e q u i r e s t h a t I
d o t h i n g s f o r o t h e r p e o p l e . S o , b e a r i n g i n
m i n d t h a t I 've t a k e n t h i s j o b t h e n , y e s , I w a n t
t o d o t h i n g s f o r I C — i t s s t u d e n t s .
D i d y o u h a v e a n y o b j e c t i v e s w h e n y o u
s t a r t e d ? A n y s p e c i f i c p l a n s ?
I'm i n t e r e s t e d i n b u i l d i n g s i n a s e n s e , I l i k e
m a k i n g r o o m s n i c e , s o t h a t w a s o n e o f t h e
n i c e t h i n g s a b o u t t h e j o b . O n e o f t h e a r e a i n
t h e - U n i o n w h i c h I r e a l l y w a n t t o d o s o m e t h i n g
w i t h , a n d s t i l l d o , i s t h e G e n t s b o g s , w h i c h a r e
d i s g u s t i n g r e a l l y , d e c r e p i t , y o u c a n d o l i t t l e
r e p a i r s o n t h e m a l l t h e t i m e — t h e y w e r e
d e s i g n e d f o r u s e i n t h e b u i l d i n g w h e n it w a s
b e i n g u s e d i n a d i f f e r e n t w a y t o h o w it i s n o w .
B e c a u s e t h e y d o n ' t f i t t o d a y ' s f u n c t i o n s
t h e y ' r e n o t r e s p e c t e d a s m u c h a s t h e y o u g h t
t o b e . B u t h o p e f u l l y w e ' l l g e t s o m e t h i n g d o e n
a b o u t t h o s e b y t h e e n d o f t h e y e a r .
A r e y o u s u c c e e d i n g i n t h e t a s k s t h a t y o u ' v e
s e t y o u r s e l f ?
W e l l , I've o n l y o u t l i n e d o n e t a s k w h i c h I s e t
m y s e l f , I s u p p o s e t h e r e a r e o t h e r s . In g e n e r a l
I d o n ' t t h i n k I've a c h i e v e d n e a r l y a s m u c h a s I
w a n t e d t o . In t e r m s o f d o i n g t h e a c t u a l j o b , I
t h i n k I h a v e , I d o n ' t t h i n k I c o u l d d o a n y b e t t e r
t h a n I h a v e b e e n , b u t t h e t h i n g s I w a s g o i n g t o
d o i n a d d i t i o n t o b e i n g D e p u t y P r e s i d e n t , I
h a v e n ' t a c h i e v e d . I h a v e n ' t h a d t i m e , b e c a u s e
t h e j o b ' s b e e n s o d e m a n d i n g .
W h a t a r e t h e m a j o r d e m a n d s o f t h e j o b ?
M a i n l y t i m e . It 's a l l t h e l i t t l e t h i n g s t h a t y o u
h a v e t o d o ?
F o r i n s t a n c e ?
W e l l , I'm n o t o n l y r e s p o n s i b l e f o r s e e i n g tha t
a r o o m i s b o o k e d o u t t o a n o r g a n i s a t i o n , y o u
h a v e t o c h e c k t h a t t h e y ' v e c l e a r e d it u p s o y o u
d o n ' t h a v e t o r e t a i n s o m e o f t h e i r d e p o s i t
b e c a u s e t h e y d i d n ' t c l e a r u p . T h e n y o u f i n d
t h a t t h e y d i d n ' t h a v e a n y c l e a n i n g m a t e r i a l s ,
s o y o u h a v e t o g o o v e r t o c e n t r a l s t o r e s a n d
y o u g e t l o t s o f i n t e r u p t i o n s a l l t h e t i m e . . . . y o u
h a v e t o c a r r y y o u r m o n e y o v e r t o t h e b a n k o r
l o o k a f t e r t h e v e n d i n g m a c h i n e s — a h ! D o n ' t
m e n t i o n t h e v e n d i n g m a c h i n e s . T h e y k e e p
g e t t i n g b r o k e n i n t o . W e ' v e j u s t a b o u t s t o p p e d
it n o w , it d o e s n ' t h a p p e n s o m u c h a n y m o r e . It
h a s n ' t h a p p e n e d s i n c e w e c a m e b a c k t h i s
t e r m , y o u h a v e t o e m p t y t h e m q u i t e
r e g u l a r l y — i t ' s a p a i n i n t h e a r s e , it r e a l l y i s .
H o w m u c h m o n e y d o y o u h a v e c o n t r o l o v e r ?
N o t y o u s p e c i f i c a l l y , b u t y o u , t h e H o u s e
C o m m i t t e e , e t c ?
E s s e n t i a l l y t h e F i n a n c e C o m m i t t e e h a s
c o n t r o l o v e r a l l t h e U n i o n ' s m o n e y , w h i c h t h i s
y e a r i s a b o u t £220,000 b y t h e e n d o f t h e y e a r .
H o w m u c h a r e y o u p a i d p e r y e a r ?
I g e t t h e f u l l g r a n t f o r a p o s t g r a d u a t e s t u d e n t ,
p l u s a f r e e r o o m . T h a t w o r k s o u t at a b o u t £53
a w e e k f o r t h e g r a n t a n d t h e r o o m a b o u t £23.
Y o u ' v e b e e n d e s c r i b e d a s l a z y , i n e f f i c i e n t a n d
s t u p i d , d o y o u a g r e e ? (Quote Nick Morton)
H e c a l l e d m e t h a t ! W e l l , w h e n y o u c o m e t o
i n t e r v i e w i n g h i m — n o f o r g e t i t . W e l l , I 'm
c e r t a i n l y s t u p i d at t i m e s , b e c a u s e I let t h i n g s
a n n o y m e w h i c h I s h o u l d s t a y c o o l a b o u t . I'm
c e r t a i n l y l a z y , a s e v e r y b o d y w h o k n o w s m e
a n d h a s w o r k e d w i t h m e k n o w s . I w o u l d n ' t
d e n y t h a t at o t h e r t i m e s I'm c e r t a i n l y n o t
l a z y — i t r e a l l y d e p e n d s o n h o w i n t e r e s t e d I
a m . A s f o r i n e f f i c i e n t — I w o u l d c o n t e s t t h a t
m o n s t s t r o n g l y — I ' m c e r t a i n l y n o t i n e f f i c i e n t .
I 'm g o i n g t o m e n t i o n j u s t o n e w o r d , a n d
w o u l d l i k e y o u t o g i v e m e a s h o r t a n s w e r . T h e
i s s u e i s p o l i t i c s . P O L A N D .
M a r c o w e n t t o P o l a n d at C h r i s t m a s . U r n , I
t h i n k i t ' s p o s s i b l y g o i n g t o b e a c o n f r o n t a t i o n
p l a c e b e t w e e n A m e r i c a a n d R u s s i a , b u t I t h i n k
t h a t t h i n g s c o u l d h a p p e n if t h e E u r o p e a n
s t a t e s g o t t o g e t h e r a n d s u p p o r t e d t h e v e r y
s t r o n g A m e r i c a n s t a n c e . I t h i n k t h a t t h e
R u s s i a n s a r e l i k e l y t o g o a l o n g w a y t o w a r d s
r e l e a s i n g t h e S o l i d a r i t y m e m b e r s a n d
p e r h a p s i n c r e a s i n g t h e f r e e d o m o f t h e p e o p l e
o f P o l a n d .
He called me that!
Barney (Bernadette to close friends) relaxing in
stunning blue chiffon.
A p a r t h e i d
I don't support any constitutional descrimina-
tion between races, but I t h i n k t h a t t h e
eventual solution in SA should b e o b t a i n e d b y
peaceful methods. I think it m i g h t t a k e a
hundred years but I think a h u n d r e d y e a r s o f
peace with black people from n e i g h b o u r i n g
countries still preferring t o l i v e i n S o u t h
Africa, because they get a b e t t e r d e a l t h e r e
than in their anarchic regime, a n d M h i n k if it
takes a hundred years, it's w o r t h t h e p e a c e
and stability that SA had, b u t I w o u l d l i k e t o
see apartheid obliterated.
F e m i n i s m
Feminism—women's lib. O b v i o u s l y w o m e n
have a certain amount o f . . . . t h e y ' v e b e e n
laughed at as useful m e m b e r s o f s o c i e t y a n d
that is useful in a capacity o t h e r t h a n r a i s i n g
children, etc. I'm quite i n f a v o u r o f e q u a l
opportunities for women a n d m e n . I s t i l l t e n d
to hold doors open for ladies—for w o m e n . I
hold doors open for blokes a s w e l l t h o u g h .
There's a nice bit of traditional c h i v a l r y w h i c h
I like. As a man I don't think I'm d o i n g it t o b e
condescending to w o m a n i t s m e r e l y t o f e e l
that I'm maintaining some n i c e b i t s o f B r i t i s h
heritage. I'm not in favour o f a n y k i n d o f
descrimination against w o m e n . In f a c t I
remember being quite o u t s p o k e n o n t h i s
subject when it came up in s c h o o l .
W h a t d o y o u t h i n k o f t h e 10:1 r a t i o o f m e n t o
w o m e n at I C ?
Well over my time at C o l l e g e , I've s e e n t h e
ratio improve each year, a n d I've a l s o s e e n l i f e
at the College improve, a l t h o u g h t h a t m i g h t
be because I'm more a b l e t o a c c e p t t h e
unbalanced situation. I t h i n k i t ' s a n a w f u l
shame that there are a lot o f m e n h e r e , w h o
will go out of College w i t h a c o m p l e t e l y
wrong view of what women a r e l i k e , s i m p l y
b e c a u s e they have n e v e r l i v e d i n a n
environment with women o f t h e i r a g e — t h e y
might have come from a s i n g l e s e x s c h o o l . I
think the same applies to women; I t h i n k i t ' s a
shame that women come o u t o f t h i s p l a c e
having a lot of attention from b l o k e s h e r e , a n d
they can suffer when they l e a v e , b e c a u s e t h e
outside world is very d i f f e r e n t .
W h a t d o y o u t h i n k o f t h e m o v e f o r p o s i t i v e
d i s c r i m i n a t i o n o f b l a c k s ?
I've not heard it descr ibed a p a r t f r o m
sensationalism in the p r e s s a s p o s i t i v e
discrimination. I don't t h i n k it i s a c t u a l l y .
People who were from d e p r i v e d i n n e r - c i t y
areas had a lack of certain k i n d s o f f o r m a l
qualification to enter I C . The p e o p l e t h a t w i l l
be accepted, will certainly b e a c c e p t e d o n
any other basis.
H o w m a n y h o u r s d o y o u p u t i n a w e e k ?
It varies but I suppose I a v e r a g e 9 t o 5
for a 5 day week, but t h e r e a r e e x c e p t i o n s .
Page 6 FELIX, January 29, 1982
CLUBS AND SOCIETIES
Imperial College Radio
Last term I C U Publications Board granted us sufficient money to
implement a link to Evelyn Gardens , specifically Min ing and Bernard
Sunley Houses. This project has been on the 'back burner' for about
e ighteen m o n t h s n o w , the de lay b e i n g c a u s e d m a i n l y by B r i t i s h
Telecom's tardiness in installing the required music-quality telephone
line. However , this installation has now taken place, and we are currently
in the process of constructing the required line amplifiers and isolation
equipment. Basically we pay for the electronics at our end, and the line
termination circuitry at the Evelyn Gardens end; the houses themselves
pay for the l o u d s p e a k e r s a n d l o u d s p e a k e r a m p l i f i e r s . P r o j e c t e d
completion date is the end of this term (i.e. there's a lot of work still to
do).
The other main subject worthy of note at this time is that many people
still cannot pick up IC Radio. A problem certainly; an explanation follows.
Southside residents are theoretically able to tune in to the medium wave
t r a n s m i t t e r o n 301 m ( 9 9 9 k H z ) . M a n y say they c a n ' t ; i t ' s h a r d l y
surprising considering the number of power lines within the building and
the p r i m a r y b u i l d i n g m a t e r i a l — f e r r o c o n c r e t e (not n o t e d for i ts
transparency to radio frequencies). The best we can offer is to suggest
you site your radio close to the washbasin in your room where the signal
is usually stronger. Unfortunately home office regulations forbid us from
using, say, a 2k linear amplifier (like the one Hamsoc ' s got) and thus
reaching Hammersmith or other such areas. A l l the above also applies to
Linstead H a l l , incidentally.
'A l l this is very spiffy,' you may well say (it's unlikely) 'but what about
programmes?' We l l , this is where Y O U come in. W e are always looking
for D J s ; at the moment there are vacancies (lots) for people at weekends
and late at night weekdays (10:00-12:00pm). N o prior experience is
required—any numbskull can do it (!). W h y not join us? Enquire at our
Southside Office (by the shop) any weekday lunchtime or in the evenings.
A l s o technical people are needed—preferably with some knowledge of
electronics.
SF Soc
Leechlike, the tall thin S F Bulletin
this week gives nothing away, but
instead taps the mental shoulder
of creative members of the society
in r e g a r d to the a p p r o a c h i n g
publication of the magazine some
call N M E 3 , an infamous fanzine
whose origins lie lost in the mists
of two y e a r s ago , a n d w i t h a
bansheepish smile asks that all
people who wish their work to be
considered for its pages have very
little time left to give it to the
editor, be it fact, fiction, artwork
or whatever else their fevered
imaginations can invent. A n d you
thought they d i d n ' t w r i t e s en
tences like that any more. Anyway ,
if you can cabbie together prose
better than the above don't hide
your pen under a bushel, instead
rush your self-expression to Elise
Pechersley, Physics 3, and she will
give it whatever treatment occurs
to her. Y o u have until next Friday,
dog willing. So long, and remem
ber only Batman can climb walls. If
y o u s h o u l d try i t — g o s h — h o l y
broken bones.
The Butler-Soft Brain of Norman
Maine
Community Action
W e l l , y o u M U S T have s e t t l e d
down into College life by now, so,
to all those people who showed
interest at Freshers ' Fair , we've
now got several projects running.
C o m e forward, and show your
selves. C o m e to our meetings at
12:30pm on Monday at the top of
the U n i o n . Free coffee!
W e n e e d h e l p w i t h a n o l d
p e o p l e s ' h o m e ( even ings ) , S t .
Pancras Hospital patients, handi
capped children (Saturday after
noons), soup runs (Tuesday and
Friday evenings), draughtproofing
h o m e s ( W e d n e s d a y a f t e rnoon )
a n d w i t h b a t t e r e d w i v e s a n d
c h i l d r e n ( S a t u r d a y , F e b r u a r y
6—taking them out for a trip).
Ents
A n act of G o d prevented 'Overk i l l '
from playing here last term...was
he trying to tell us something?
F i n d out t on ight in the l ower
refectory—only £1 which includes
a bar, two bands and a hard rock
megasound system; which goes to
show that we cater for A L L tastes!
O n February 14....yes! T H A T
day! W e hope to see you all in the
J C R for a rather special nocturnal
happening—"the I C / I F Valentines
Party" . A superb jazz/ funk band is
being arranged. Yes ! you guessed
it—only £1 a ticket.
M o r e dates for your diary: Feb
19 L inks Carnival with a return
v is i t f r o m the l oveab le F l y i n g
P a d o v a n i s , p l u s m a n y o t h e r
attractions and, of course, every
Thursday evening in M E 2 2 0 (next
to the list of Star Trek) .
Liberal
Last week's Guildsheet writing
about the cut in student grants
claimed that "those who believe
that th ings w i l l c h a n g e u n d e r
a n o t h e r g o v e r n m e n t , h o w e v e r ,
will be in for a shock. " Is there an
alternative to the present govern
ment's disastrous higher education
policy? F i n d out by coming to hear
s h a d o w c a b i n e t m e m b e r a n d
opposition education spokesman,
Nei l K innock M P on Tuesday,
February 2 in ME220 at 1:00pm.
The postponed meeting to elect
N O L S conference delegates and
submit amendments to conference
m o t i o n s w i l l be on T h u r s d a y ,
F e b r u a r y 4, at 1:00pm in the
U n i o n U p p e r L o u n g e . A s a n
added incentive to attend we will
be discussing whether to challenge
t h e N O L S S t a n d i n g O r d e r s
Committee 's decision that one of
our two conference motions was
invalid.
Socialist
Imper ia l C o l l e g e faces c u t s in
expenditure of 20% in the next
three years which will impair the
quality of research and education.
Colleges of higher education and
polytechnics face cuts of up to
16% next year. In other areas,
parents now have to pay for the
e d u c a t i o n of t h e i r m e n t a l l y
handicapped children, thousands
of O A P s d ie of c o l d r e l a t e d
d i s e a s e s , m i l i t a r y s p e n d i n g i n
creases and new scapegoats are .
found (wreckers in industry, bad
teachers in education, blacks and
lefties in street riots); unemploy
ment increases, things are bad
and getting worse.
If you are apolitical then you
don't care about the above, you
don't care about injustice, at least
not enough to get off your aTse
and do something. O u r student
l e a d e r s w i t h t h e i r p o p u l a r i t y
politics don't give a damn, and
when, probably at Easter, staff
redundancies are announced, the
student union will do nothing to
s u p p o r t t h e s t r i k i n g A S T M S
w o r k e r s , p e r h a p s o u r u n i o n
officers should be made redundant
in sympathy.
If you think we should be doing
something substantive to oppose
education cuts; if you think the
time has come for an end to the
union's apolitical stance and a firm
stand against moral injustice, then
c o m e to a m e e t i n g t o d a y at
1 : 0 0 p m i n t h e U n i o n U p p e r
Lounge.
Snooker
A f t e r a n e x t e n s i o n of h o l i d a y
festivities, we finally got around to
playing some matches last week.
The A team had a good away
victory at L S E , beating their A
team 4-1, while back home the B
and C teams were in devastating
f o r m . T h e B t e a m c o n f i d e n t l y
dealt with a three man outfit from
Bedford, just doing enough to win
5-0. It was drinks all round for the
jubilant C team when Holt came
from behind against his opponent
to force home a stunning victory
to out his side one up, as Paul was
in his usual generous mood which
he saves for snooker nights. The
merry-making continued until a 4-
1 victory was ensured, give or take
a few mis-haps along the way.
The open and handicap tourna
ments are progressing nicely, and
h a v e p r o d u c e d s o m e c l a s s i c
matches already. The infamous
Bricknel l gave Tr ipp a scare in the
handicap, potting some balls with
shots that not many people would
h a v e t h o u g h t of , b u t T r i p p ,
r e c o v e r e d in t ime to s q u e e z e
through 2-1. Calvert managed to
overcome a 28 point deficit against
Algy to win a match that everyone
was interested in. Jennings fluked
victory against an unlucky Batorijs
in the open, a n d that m a n Hol t
continues to defy the odds by
marking in the same competit ion.
Keep watching the noticeboards
for more up-to-the-minute infor
mation and results.
Wellsoc
We're back! S o r ry we've been away for the past few Mondays , we've had
problems with lecturers cancelling at short notice. A n y h o w that's behind
us and we're back with a vengence.
Lectures are organised for Monday evenings as usual. Highlights include
a professional magician from the Magic C i r c l e , who will be talking about
the life of Houdini before doing his stage act. Popular demand sees the
return of the Wellsoc hypnotist this term.
•Films. A couple of excellent double bills are lined up. Freaks and
Polanski 's Two Men in a Wardrobe are a really bizarre twosome. The
former has been described as the "weirdest thing ever to escape from
H o l y w o o d " , and was banned in the U K for over thirty years. A lso
Forbidden Planet and its sequel Invisible Boy.
Trips. A visit to the under world is being organised. That is to say, we've
arranged sittings with mediums for anyone who wants to find out about
the supernatural or get in touch with the undead. We've also received an
invitation from the National H . G . Wells Society to visit them in Bromley
and see places of historical interest and exhibitions related to H . G . Wells.
D r o p your name and dept to me, Pallab G h o s h , in Physics U G letter-
racks or, better still, come along to Monday 's lecture.
This Monday we're having a lecture on the 'Psychology of Gambl ing ' by
Professor B o n d , 7:30pm, Elec Eng 408. See you then.
FELIX, January 29 1982 Page 7
Cypriot
Hello friends and muppets! The
C y p r u s S o c i e t y s t r i k e s aga in !
C o m e to the traditional 'Cypriot
Kafenio ' in the Senior C o m m o n
R o o m in the U n i o n Building at
6:30pm on Friday, January 29,
1982. D o not miss this chance to
p l a y b a c k g a m m o n ( tav l i ) a n d
d r i n k the s t i m u l a t i n g c y p r i o t
cof fee a n d taste t h e , d e l i c i o u s
cakes made by M a r y and Stella. A s
you step in give them a kiss! See
you there! Y e a h !
Kermit
P S : It's all free!
UN Soc
A t last, the society you've all been
waiting for: U N Soc is back with a
vengence. This term we have a
host of provocative and contro
versial films and talks lined up. W e
are starting off next Thursday
lunchtime with a film about drug
abuse (which makes Christiane F
look tame!), this will be followed
by an informal discussion with free
(!) coffee and biscuits. Be there!
Amnesty
The Amnesty International G r o u p
will be collecting donations around
C o l l e g e n e x t T h u r s d a y . T h e
m o n e y r a i s e d wi l l go t o w a r d s
paying off a large debt we owe our
B r i t i s h S e c t i o n , a n d t o w a r d s
furthering our work.
Current ly , the group is trying to
free F i rmin Awadon , a student in
jail in Benin in Afr ica. Despite the
l a r g e l e t t e r - w r i t i n g e f f o r t i n
November and letters since, C o l .
Mathieu Kerekou 's government
remains silent. Whilst in Paris, one
of our members visited the Benin
E m b a s s y t h e r e a n d m e t t h e
Charge d'Affaires. This dignified .
official asked whether our mem
bers knew anyone in England who
would ' be willing to let him stay
with them so that he could learn
Engl i sh—in exchange, he offered
two weeks in France , saying he'd
d o t h e c o o k i n g . ( N o k i d d i n g ,
folks'!)
Seriously, our adopted prisoner
n e e d s s u p p o r t . H e has b e e n
imprisoned for two years with no
charges preferred against him.
Please give a little change to our
collection.
& Guilds
There was no Gui lds article last
week, not because I forgot to write
o n e , b u t t o m a k e y o u m o r e
appreciative of the ones I remem
ber to write! This week there's a
U G M on Thursday at 1:00pm in
M e c h Eng , so come and see Julian
do his marmalade impersonation,
and on Friday there's a theatre
trip to see Amadeus, it's a really
great play so don't miss it, tickets
£3 from the Gui lds Office.
Tickets to D & D are going fast,
so if you want to go, hurry up and
get yours! Finally, if you're into
rugby or soccer and want to play
in your year dept team, see your
social reps, or S lug or Dave in the
U n i o n O f f i c e . H e r e ' s h o p i n g
t h e r e ' l l be a n a r t i c l e i n n e x t
week's F E L I X .
Neil
Saturday, February 13, so if you
want a more representative union,
please consider standing for a
post. Y o u don't have to be a hack,
perhaps it would be better if none
of the officers were, you just have
to c a r e a b o u t w h a t R C S U is
doing. Feel free to ask any officer
about any job.
Finally, the soccer sixes are
being held on Sunday, February
14, so how about getting a team
together from your year.
Phil
A t the moment Charles Fuller
and myself are investigating the
possibility of having the annual
dinner which is on M a r c h 19, out
of College. The cost will, we hope,
be under £10, and you will be able
to choose whether or not you
require wine. W e think that this
will give you the best possible
e v e n t , a l t h o u g h s o m e o f f i cers
disagree, but we will welcome any
ideas.
R C S U elections are coming up
soon now. The papers go up on
Just a quick note to tell everyone
a b o u t n e x t m o n t h ' s e v e n t s
( n o t h i n g r e a l l y h a p p e n e d t h i s
m o n t h — e x c e p t the C a k e auc
t i o n e d at t h e M i n e s B a l l w a s
presented to the Chelsea Pen
sioners at the Stanford Bridge
A r m s , and that J e z has lots of new
sweatshirts in , for you to buy at
only £5.50 each!).
Forthcoming Events
RSMU General Committee Meet
ing, M o n d a y , F e b 8, 5 : 4 5 p m ,
.Mining Conference R m . A l l club
c a p t a i n ' s , s o c i a l a n d a c a d e m i c
r e p s a n d u n i o n o f f i c e r s m u s t
a t t e n d , o b s e r v e r s w e l c o m e ( +
R o s s ' s f a n c l u b ! ) . D e t a i l s of
C a m b o r n e weekend at meeting.
Mines Review: Fr iday, Feb 12,
J C R .
Rugby Sevens: Sunday, M a r c h 14
( s e e U n i o n n o t i c e b o a r d f o r
details).
RSM UGM: Tuesday, Feb 16,
12:45pm, G-20. Everyone going to
C a m b o r n e must attend!!
Camborne Weekend: Friday 19 to
Sunday 21, February.
Bookshop News
A s you know L o r d Z u c k m a n is delivering the sixth Jubilee
Lecture entitled 'Nuclear Illusion and Reality'. His book of the
same title is now available in the Bookshop at £4.95.
New Titles
Bahama C r i s i s - D e s m o n d Bagley, Fontana, £1.50
O n y x x - T o n y C h i u , Fontana, £1.75
Nuns and So/diers-Iris M u r d o c h , Penguin, £1.95
Might as well be Dead-Rex Stout, Fontana, £1.35
The Golden Spiders-Rex Stout , Fontana, £1.35
Our Mothers H o u s e - J u l i a n Gloag , Penguin, £1.50
S p a i n - J a n Morr i s , Penguin, £1.75
Horror S tudy -Ol iver M c w a b , Penguin, £1.50
Tools for Thought-C.H. Waddington, Paladin, £1.95
Real Beer in L o n d o n - C a m r a , £1.95
Student Guide to Efficient Study-D.E. James, Pergamon, £2.40
Marilyn L/ues. ' -Joel Oppenheimel , Pepeline Books , £5.95
Feeding the Newborn M a m m a / - E l s i e M . Widdowson , C A r o l i n a
Biology Readers, £1,50
Electron Mi c ros copy -Fr i edr i ch K o p p , Carol ina Biology Readers,
£1.50
The exhibition of publications from the 'International Labour
Office' will be in for another week.
I think my letter re: recommended books in last week's F E L I X
has stirred something!
Rebates Audio
A n y undergraduates who applied
for a rent and rate rebate before
Chr is tmas should consider con
tacting their housing department
a g a i n if t h e y d i d not r e c e i v e
supplementary benefit, unemploy
m e n t b e n e f i t o r a n y e a r n e d
i n c o m e for p a r t o r a l l of the
holiday period.
M o s t local authority housing
departments are assessing student
applications on the basis of their
termly income (approx £53pw)
w i t h o u t a u t o m a t i c a l l y m a k i n g
adjustments for the three week
period when the vacation element
of the grant is £21.15pw. While
many students applying for these
r e b a t e s m a y h a v e b e e n d i s
a p p o i n t e d by the low leve l of
benefit, or even complete lack of it
during termtime, many will find
that they do quality for a reason
able amount during vacation. The
s u m s i n v o l v e d a p p e a r to v a r y
c o n s i d e r a b l y b e t w e e n di f ferent
boroughs, but as yet we do not
have enough information to quote
any figues. Questionnaires have
been distributed to students in the
head tenancies in an attempt to
monitor the situation and it would
also be useful to hear from anyone
in private sector accommodation
who has applied, successfully or
otherwise.
Sue Telling
Student Services
15 Princes Gardens
Ulterior motives aside, I would
love it (as I know you would too) if
I could tell you that you would
really enjoy yourselves if you were
to c o m e to t h i s A u d i o S o c
meeting. Let me enthuse further.
Mike Daniels is a great guy; he,
just like Stretch Armstrong , is
anything that you want him to be,
but most of all he is a young sales
manager of D . W . Labs . "What the
hell are D . W . Labs? " I hear you
asking.
Have you not heard of Gale
Loudspeakers? Haven't you heard
of the Carver C u b e Amplifier?
Wel l , D . W . Labs are the marvel
lous group of people who dis
tribute the two "legends in their
lifetime" products.
M r Daniels will try to explain the
principles involved in dealing with
the hi-fi press and other things
along those lines. He will also be
demonstrating the Carver C u b e
and Gale Loudspeakers to their
limits.
So remember, rather than let
sleeping dogs lie, kick them in
their bellies and come along to this
lecture which is to be held in the
Quiet R o o m , QR002, Sherfield
Building on Wednesday, February
3, at 6:30pm.
A l s o note that on M o n d a y ,
February 15, same time, same
place, same channel , Max Town-
shend, Managing Director of Elite
Electronics will be coming along to
give us a lecture. So live it up.
Industrial Society
This is it! It's the big one!! Today
at 12:50pm, Ian Ross will take a
break from charting the fortunes
of A S L E F , B L and the like to tell ,
us about his experiences as B B C
Industrial Correspondent and his
picture of industry. Al l welcome in
C h e m Eng L T 1 at 12:50pm.
After this, our next event is a
visit to the Thames Barrier on
February 11—basement dwellers
particularly welcome—but we're
s i g n i n g up now, s o if y o u ' r e
interested, contact M . Skeates via
the D o C 2 letter-racks.
Page 8 FELIX, January 29, 1982
All My Sons by Arthur Miller, directed by
Michael Blakemore, Wyndhams Theatre.
Arthur Mil ler , the contemporary American
playwright, is best known for his plays Death
of a Salesman and The Crucible. All My Sons
was his first successful play which immediately
established him as a dramatist of international
stature.
T h e p lay ' s t h e m e , a d i s t u r b i n g but not
altogether surprising one, was conceived in
wartime when voices were publicly declaring
that all human endeavour was united and of
one purpose: the defeat of the enemy. But
Miller sensed that little had changed in reality.
There were some who were working towards
their own ends. In Miller 's words, the play "was
an unveiling of what I believed everybody knew
and nobody publicly said . "
The backyard of the Keller 's house in the
Mid-West in the late 1940s sets the scene of
the play. The war is over, business is booming
and wedding plans are nearing completion. But
an o d d w a r t i m e i n c i d e n t c o n c e r n i n g the
father's business in supplying engine parts for
f i g h t e r p l a n e s is c r u e l l y r e s u r r e c t e d . A
consignment of faulty products caused the
crash of a squadron, and it is with the shock
crash of squadron, and it is with shock that we
gradually realise that the father knowlingly
allowed the parts to be dispatched in order
that his business could continue. This past
event has astonishing repercussions as the
play unfolds. Suspense and tension increase
throughout the drama and these continue in a
masterly way with startling and unnerving
revelations. The characters are most movingly
and convincingly portrayed by a strong cast,
headed by C o l i n Blakely and Rosemary Harris .
Nick Bedding
The Second Mrs Tanqueray by Arthur
Wing Pinero. Directed by Michael
Rudman, The Lyttelton, National Theatre.
Felicity Kendal and Leigh Lawson star as the
i l l - m a t c h e d n e w l y - w e d s in the p l a y , The
Second Mrs Tanqueray by the late Victor ian
dramatist, Ar thur Pinero. T o the incredulity of
his friends Aubrey Tanqueray takes as his
s e c o n d wife one of those w o m e n w i t h a
' d o u b t f u l ' p a s t so b e l o v e d of V i c t o r i a n
dramatists and upon w h o m they could satisfy
their audiences' vast hunger and thirst for
moral retribution. The couple are exiled by
fashionable L o n d o n society to deepest Surrey
where M r s Tanqueray quickly becomes bored.
She also becomes jealous of her husband's
fondness for his daughter by his first marriage
and things get even worse when he tries to
protect his convent-educated offspring from
h is w i f e ' s " l i g h t , c a r e l e s s n a t u r e " . T h e
prickliness of the situation draws blood when
the daughter falls in love with an old flame of
her mother's. This last scene reaches heights
of drama and human unpleasantness of an
i n t e n s i t y a n d a g i t a t i o n that I have rare ly
experienced at a play.
The play today is still capable of horrifying
its audience with its reference to men whose
sexual lives are as bad as those of the fallen
women on whom they prey. The point Pinero
is making is that the man often gets off lightly
while the woman is treated as a promiscuous
and venomous parasite. The first two acts of
the play are rather dull and slow-moving but
the r i v e t i n g a n d h o r r i f y i n g f i n a l act is
successful in remedying this.
Colin Blakely and Rosemary Harris in Arthur
Miller's All My Sons.
US
P a s s the Butler, written by Eric Idle,
directed by Jonathan Lynn, the Globe
Theatre, Shaftesbury Ave.
Lric Idle's first stage play opened at the Globe
Shaftesbury Avenue on Tuesday. It seemed at
first to be another one of those English farces
l ike 'No Sex Please-Tve caught it in the
Mousetrap' shows appealing only to grannies,
the rent man and accountants, but how wrong
I was. If you know that you are first in line for
her will then don't take Auntie to see it, and
don't go yourself if you've had a few glasses of
"Louis san Wogga-wogga" because you'll need
all of your brain cells to appreciate this one (a
bit like the Orest ia and O T T ) .
We are introduced to the family of L o r d
C h a r l e s ( d e c e a s e d - t o - b e ) C o n s e r v a t i v e
Secretary of State for Defence, unfortunately
L o r d Charles lies in an aluminised. computer-
controlled, coffin-like casket upstage and has
about as much action left in h im as an episode
from Crossroads . Most of the family appears
to spend the morning playing a game which
involves counting the day's death-toll in each
of their newspapers the winner being the one
to have found the greatest number (the bad
t a s t e d e p r e c i a t e s f r o m h e r e o n i n ) . T h e
h ighl ight of the s h e r r y , f o l l o w e d by the
termination of L o r d Charles by a ceremonial
switch-off (Described as, " . . .electrocution in
reverse") then sherry to follow. The normality
"fetch the men in the white coats" borderline
begins to get very thin from now on and in the
words of Lady Char les ' Buddhist-vegetarian-
Ox ford U n i son Nigel we become ".. .even
u n c e r t a i n a b o u t H e i s e n b e r g ' s U n c e r t a i n t y
Principle . . . "
We are then confronted by the press, played
by Peter Jones (of Hitchikers Guide to the
Galaxy fame), a Conservative back-bencher
( J o h n S a u n d e r s ) , the m a n d a t o r y P o l i c e
, Inspector played by Terence Bayler (Leggy
Mountbatten in another of Idle's creations,
The Ruttles) a n d the o d d M a l a p r o p i a n
mutterings of Beryl C o o k e as Kitty.
The second half of the play (rivalled only I
think by the N T ' s On the Razzle) led me into
c y c l e s of b e l l y - a c h i n g l a u g h t e r w h e n I
discovered that all was not as it seemed. W e
discover that due to an item in a glass jar on a
shelf in N o r t h Afr ica , Lady Charles (played by
Madge Ryan) is not the Lady Charles that she
at first appears to be, that her twins Hugo and
Anabelle are 39 and 28 years old respectively,
that someone in the house has been leaking
military secrets to the Soviets and two Scottish
paranoids twise the tumblers and unlock a box
full of intrigue that even Pandora could have
resisted.
The cast is superbly suited to the maniacal
humour of Idle, with J o h n Fortune as Butler
(the butler) and Willy Rushton's upper-twit
Hugo blending well into the flow. The action in
the first half did appear a little disjointed, and
some of the timing of the second act needs to
be polished up a little but no doubt when the
cast has settled in to their new surroundings
(the play is a transferral from its success in
Cambridge) Peter Jones ' karate routine and
J o h n Saunders ' rather mechanistic dialogue
will improve the general flow....but remember
Auntie 's will and tuck her up in bed before yuu
leave for the show!
Andy Best
Aida by Giuseppe Verdi, English National
Opera at the London Coliseum.
Aida is the "grandest of the grand operas" and
usua l ly r e q u i r e s m a n a g e m e n t w i t h g r a n d
determination (and grand amounts of money)
to stage. However . English National O p e r a
with its avowed aim of tackling operas which
are said to be impossible to stage has achieve
remarkable success with this production.
Verdi 's favourite theme, the triangle conflict,
b e t w e e n the C h u r c h , the S ta te a n d the
Individual, finds expression in Egypt's glorious
p a s t - the ancient Egypt of the P h a r a o h s .
Radan'ies. chosen by the god Isis to lead the
E g y p t i a n a r m i e s i n t o b a t t l e a g a i n s t the
invading Ethiopians, has fallen for A i d a , an
enemy slave in the Royal Household who,
unknown to him, is daughter of the Ethiopian
K i n g . Although it may be felt that the plot lacks
credibility (even though many of the details are
in fact histor ical ly accurate) the immense
appeal enjoyed by this great work of V e r d i lies
in its rousing music and visual splendour. The .
m u s i c is o f ten t r e m e n d o u s l y m o v i n g a n d
stirring, especially in the G r a n d M a r c h . In life
Verd i earned the nickname 'papa dei cor i ' ,
f a t h e r of the c h o r u s e s , w h i c h r e g u l a r l y
inflamed the patriotism of Italian audiences.
The grandeur of ancient Egypt is spectacularly
captured in the stage designs and especially in
•the c o s t u m e s of the p r i e s t s , p r i e s t e s s e s ,
m i n i s t e r s , o f f i c e r s , g u a r d s , c o u r t i e r s ,
populace, slaves and prisoners, who swell
E N O ' s huge s tage . G i a n t heads of g o d s ,
expansive facades of hieroglyphs, off-stage
choruses, dancers and herald trumpeters add
to an incomparable visual and musical feast to
be found on no other L o n d o n stage.
(Further performances are on February 4, 9
and 12. Standby tickets are available.)
FELIX, January 29, 1982 Page 9
What's On Friday, January 29, 1982
•IC Angling club meeting, 12:30pm, Southside Bar
Lounge.
•BUNAC weekly club meeting, 12:30pm, Green Com
mittee Room.
•Ian Ross talk on 'Life as BBC Industrial Correspon
dent', 12:50pm, Chem Eng Theatre 1. Free!
•Lucia (Cuban film), 6:30pm, Union Dining Hall, 50p for
members of OSC clubs, £1 others.
•Christian Union fellowship meeting, talk, prayer and
praise, 6:30pm, Music Rm, 53 Princes Gate. Followed by
coffee and biscuits.
Saturday, January 30
•Cross Country club; University college five mile race at Parliament Hill, see noticeboard for details.
Sunday, January 31
•IC Angling club, R. Thames, Canbury Gdns, Kingston
(near Power Station), from light till late. Meet there
(travel details at Friday's meeting).
•Wargames Club meeting, 1:00pm, Union SCR.
Monday, January 1
•Hang-gliding club meeting, 12:30pm, above Southside
Bar.
•Badgesoc meeting, 12:45pm, lounge above Stans—
Southside.
•Introductory talk on Transcendental Meditation,
1:00pm, 341 Huxley.
•TM soc meeting, 5:30pm, Huxley 411. Group med
starts 5:40pm.
•Astrosoc lecture on 'Quasars and Active Galaxies',
6:30pm. Physics LT2. Free to members.
•Wellsoc present 'The Psychology of Gambling* by Prof
Bond, 7:30pm, Bee Eng.
•Dancing club advanced class, 7:30pm, JCR.
Tuesday, January 2
•Boardsailing club meeting, 12:30 and 6:15pm, Southside Upper Lounge.
•Catholic mass and lunch, 12:30pm, Chem 231. •Neil Kinnock MP speaking on 'Education Cuts: the Labour alternative*, 1:00pm, Mech Eng 220. Free. Staff and students welcome.
•STOIC programme 'Imperial College at Si I wood Pk— a programme about Silwook Pk, 240 acres of Imperial College near Ascot, Berkshire, 1:00 and 6:00pm, JCR, Southside, TV Lounge, Southside, Beit, Linstead, and Weeks Halls.
•IC Amnesty group meeting, 5:30pm, Green Comm Rm (top floor, Union Building). •Dept of Humanities presents 1. Nuclear War in Europe? Pt 3 UK Defence-the Neutrality Option, the Hon Alan Clark MP, 1:30pm, Blacket Laboratory Theatre 1. 2. Man, Mind and Spirit Pt 3 Spiritual Feeling in a Scientific Age, Edward Robinson, head of the Religious Experience Unit, Manchester College, Oxford, 1:30pm, Read Theatre. •Wine tasting society meeting, 6:00pm, Union SCR. •General meeting and film strip 'Guess who's coming. to breakfast?*, 6:30pm, Green Comm Rm . •Can a Z - 8 0 pass A Level maths? A talk on handling' symboic algebra on computers by Prof J. Fitch, coauthor of a recent scientific American article on same, 7:00pm, LT145 Huxley. Free. Includes a demo of a symbolic algebra system on a micro! Organised by IC Microcomputer Club.
•Dancing club beginners class, 7:30pm, JCR.
•ICCAG Soup Run, meet 10:30pm Falmouth Kitchens.
Wednesday, February 3
•Wargames club meeting, 1:00pm, Union SCR.
•Consort Chamber Orchestra, 1:00pm, Great Hall,
Sherfield Building. Programme: Haydn Symphonies Nos
6, 7, and 8.
•Astrosoc observing meeting, 3:30pm, 'Waveguide',
Physics Building (level 1). Free to members.
•IC Trampoline soc meeting, 5:30pm, Courtauld Hall,
Queen Elizabeth College, Campden Hill Rd.̂
•Mike Daniels of D.W. Labs lecturing on 'Dealing with
the hi-fi press', 6:30pm, Quiet Rm 002, Sherfield.
•Dancing club intermediate class, 7:30pm, JCR.
W e d n e s d a y , J a n u a r y 20
F o o t b a l l
IC I vs Bedford (Cup) 3-0(H)
IC II vs LSE III 1-2(A)
IC III vs LSE II I-2(A)
IC IV vs Guys II 2-1(H)
IC V vs Barts II 12-1(H)
R u g b y
IC I vs LSE 22-12(H)
IC II vs LSE 30-6(A)
B a d m i n t o n
IC I vs UC 9-0(A)
V o l l e y b a l l
i t : vs Hatfield Poly 3-0(H)
S a t u r d a y , J a n u a r y 23
F o o t b a l l
IC I vs St. Thomas Hosp 8-0(A)
IC II vs Kings 0-0(A)
IC VII vs St. Thomas II 2-1(A)
H o c k e y
IC I vs Ashford l-l(A)
IC II vs Ashford 2-2(H)
IC III vs Ashlbrd 1-3(H)
B a d m i n t o n
IC I vs U C L 8-l(H)
Ladies vs U C L 4-5(A)
B o w l i n g
IC vs Brunei Univ 0-IO(H) R u g b y
0-IO(H)
IC I vs I CI. 20-12(H)
IC II vs L'CI. 8-13(A)
IC III vs UCL 27-18(H)
Volleyball F o l l o w i n g t h e i r c o n v i n c i n g w i n a g a i n s t
H a r r o w the previous week I C met Hat f ie ld
Polytechnic last Wednesday looking for a w in
to m a i n t a i n their position at the top of the
league. A bit of extra spice was added to the
match due to the fact that through a lot of
" b a c k - s t a b b i n g " and rule bending and with
the help of a stubborn organiser Hat f ie ld had
had Imper ia l e l iminated from the K O C u p ,
thereby r u i n i n g their chances of doing the
double. Imper ia l , however, gained sweet
revenge, absolutely dominat ing the match
from the first serve and never once looking
like losing. T h e set scores were an impressive
15-3, 15-5, 15-2. In a l l it was a good team
performance, possibly their best of the season
from a determined I C side, which made
Hat f ie ld look far worse than they actually
were.
T e a m : Peter W., Andy, Peter R., Man, Peter
D-L, Xada, Paul, Chris (referee), Renia and
Francois (scorers). J
Rugby
Badminton T h e match was played in a cold d a m p gym
wi th no changing rooms and no refreshments.
T h e o p p o s i t i o n w a s n o t p a r t i c u l a r l y
formidable even though some of their team
played for U L U . O f the games in the match
there is l ittle to say except tha^we thrashed
them every time w i t h very little sweat lost.
O u r team was one of the strongest this
season w i t h S. W i l l i s , O H u l l l e t , H . K . W o n g ,
I. B u l l , T . L a i and G . Adamson .
Seconds Q u e l jeu de rugby. L e deuxieme quinze> de
I C R F C , dans la premiere moitie, ont marque
deux essais. U n d'apres J o h n Cot ton , l 'autre
d'apres T i m C a r r . Hui t - zero . Nous n'avons
pas joue bien et a mi-temps notre capitaine,
Steve Be l l , est dit Dans la second
moitie , nous avons joue tant mieux des deux
c q u i p e s . L e p a c k ont gagne le b a l , et
1'arriere-defense etes couru le bal par-dessu:
la ligne de L S E . C i n q essais font marqut
d'apres M y l e s Thompson , B i l l C h a p m a n
N i c k B r u m m e l , J o h n C o t t o n et Dave M c G e e
M i c k Winsor a transforme un. S i , le dernier
but faisait trente-six. l is ont marque un essai
de penalite a la tin.
L a equipe: M. Thompson, X. Brummel, It*.
Chapman, G. Pike, M. Winsor, M. Simmons, J.
Paxaio, S. Bell, C. Cole, D. McGee, J. Cotton, P.
Verily, T. Carr, A. Ralph, E. O'Connor.
Ed's . \ ote:
N e parlez pas Iranglais, s ' i l vous plait !
Thursday, February 4
•Amnesty Group collection, around College. Cash
goes toward further our work and paying a large debt we
owe to Al British section.
•Scout and Guide Club lecture on 'An Alpine.^
Summer', 12:30pm, Mines 303.
•UN Soc Film 'The Victims' a film about heroin
addiction in the world's major cities, followed by informal
discussion with free coffee and biscuits, 12:45pm, Huxley
340, 20p (members free).
•Christian Science group meeting, 1:00pm, Seminar
Rm, Level 2S, Botany.
•STOIC presents NEWSBREAK, 1:00 and 6:00pm
usual places.
•Dept of Humanities presents:
1. Film: The World at War (Thames TV)
Pt 13 Japan, 1:15pm, Great Hall.
2. Lunch hour concert with Concertante of London
(wind ensemble and speaker), Walton's Facade, 1:30pm,
Music Room, 53 Princes Gate.
• Consoc presents Leon Brittan MP speaking on
'Cutting Public Expenditure', 1:00pm, Chem Eng LT1.
All welcome.
•Introductory talk on Transcendental Meditation,
1:00pm, Huxley 341. All welcome.
•Gliding club meeting, 5:30pm, Aero 254.
•Ents megafilms 82 'Star Trek-the Motion Picture',
6:30pm, ME220, 50p.
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§ Rugby
Thirds In this first match of 1982 nine players made
their debute for the T h i r d s . F r o m the w a r m -
up a strong team spirit was established and
was evident throughout the match , easily
m a k i n g up for the disadvantage of being a
player short—he was ref- ing. F r o m the k i ck -
off it was clear that the smaller, l ighter I C
pack of only seven men was going to have a
h a r d j o b w i n n i n g c l e a r possession a n d
defending against a large U C L team. T w o
superb tries, invo lv ing m u c h passing gave I C
a half-t ime lead of 15-6, hav ing conceeded
two penalties.
Throughout the second half the superior
weight and numbers of U C L forwards began
to take effect. I C won very little possession
and spent m u c h of the t ime defending hard .
Despite this, a fine try was r u n from w i t h i n
our own 22 invo lv ing the entire team in a
br i l l iant display of passing and support for a
touch down under the posts. I C conceeded
two tries in the d y i n g minutes of the match .
A fine team performance throughout a fast
c l e a n e x h a u s t i n g g a m e w a s t o p p e d by
pinpoint goal k i c k i n g by M . H u d s o n .
T e a m : J. Cougton, C. Dobson, M. Hudson (1
try, 4 conversions, 1 penally), M. Patterson. C.
Boyd-Moss, P. Hughes-.Narborough (1 try), J.
Taylor, A. Marks, M. Shepherd, E. Handford, J.
Poullney, J. Mulligan (2 tries), P. Overs, J.
.Vorley, S. Kirby.
Badminton
Firsts This t ime the match venue was w a r m , dry
and had lots of refreshments (Jaffa cakes!).
F l o w e v e r , the o p p o s i t i o n was not m u c h
changed from the last meet ing though their
pa i r ing had changed a n d we, without our
two E n g l a n d Y o u t h stars, sti l l produced a
handsome 8-1 victory. W i n g and B a l l had a
difficult t ime w i t h their first pa i r but won in
three sets. However , there was no trouble
f r o m t h e i r f i r s t p a i r a g a i n s t L e e a n d
A d a m s o n who squashed them 15-0, 15-10.
Unfor tunate ly , our th i rd pa i r were beaten by
their first pair .
O v e r a l l , it looks as if we are wel l on our
way to w i n n i n g the mens F'irst D i v i s i o n for
the second time in four years! (F'ull athletic
colours for a l l the first team!)
T e a m : H.K. Wing, I. Ball, T. Lae, G.
Adamson. S. Chiany and L. Tup.
^ Hockey
Firsts This was our first game for a couple of
months because of the weather. (It's been
snowing a bit!!) So, despite a distinct lack of
match practice a n d fitness, added to an
appa l l in g p i t ch , I C p layed a surprisingly
reasonable game of hockey. Ashford 's pre-
match over-confidence due to their superior
league position was soon thwarted by a good
team display by I C .
Ashlord ' s goal came in the first hal l after J .
C l a r k e , whilst in possession of the b a l l , tr ied
to be too casual when confronted wi th about
hal f the opposition. F r o m this slight set-back,
I C increased their pleasure but had to wait
unt i l m i d - w a y through the second hal f for A .
G a r m s to score a well-deserved goal after a
dazz l ing solo r u n .
G a r m s scored a winner wi th only a few
minutes to spare, but their umpire disal lowed
the goal because he was biased.
A l t h o u g h we weren't p l a y i n g at H a r l i n g -
ton, our goalkeeper, R . Slatter, was still able
to keep himself amused, in between his usual
display of aerobatics, by watch ing trains and
the odd jet.
In the changing rooms, his only comment
on the match was: " I couldn ' t quite read the
lettering on the Luf thansa 727 that flew
past ."
A l l the team played wel l , etc., etc.
T e a m : Slatter, Clarke (Capt), Parker (match
report writer), Franklin, Riley, Bell, Ayers, Rao,
Farmer, Garms, Bateson.
Seconds R e m e m b e r i n g last term's league match in
which the qual i ty of u m p i r i n g decisions was
matched only by the total lack of sportsman
ship in the Ashford team, we approached this
game w i t h some relish. Ashford , obviously
delighted wi th the prospect of their umpire
r u n n i n g the whole game, a l lowed us to play
wi th eleven men , a move they regretted from
the start. Inside the first five minutes M a n g a t
Bansal a n d A n d y Stroomer combined down
the right, a bye-l ine cross prov id ing the first
goal from M a n g a t . After two s imilar attacks
we went two -n i l ahead, T i m M i t c h e l l do ing
his best to miss from close range but finally-
forcing the ba l l home. Just before half -t ime
a n incident occured w h i c h wou ld b r i n g tears
to the eyes of any cricketer who has ever
forgotten his box! Fortunate ly , the v i c t i m
was a n Ashford player , a l though sympathetic
winces wou ld be seen on both sides!
In the second half, d o w n to ten men a n d
t i r ing we had to cope wi th strong Ashford pres
sure. T h e defence was bolstered by J e r e m y
Rhodes in his comeback game after five
years away from the sport. Needless to say, he
looked perfectly at home in the team a n d
together wi th Pete C u n n i n g h a m and Roger
Roessink held out u n t i l late in the game when
Ashford scored twice to force a draw. F a r be
it from me to allocate any responsibility but it
was really a l l S i m o n G r a y ' s fault for h i t t ing
(he post in the first half!
T e a m : Butter, Roessink, Cunningham,
Whitehead, Rhodes, Gray, Pitkethly, Stroomer,
Bansal, Wylie, Mitchell.
Thirds Ashford were a very friendly bunch , except
for the big C F w i t h the pathetic beard and
Tony who kept coughing to put off Pete
(watch his eyes) Sharpe. C r a i g and M a r t i n
sported pos t -Xmas bum-f luf f—even G a r m s
has more hair and Ch r i s Jones p layed a
scorcher and deserves m a n of the year a w a r d .
E d started his captaincy w i t h a goal (why so
many c iv i l engineers w i t h power in H C ? ) .
T h e ladies asked me to include this note
about their match :
O n Saturday we played hockey. F'irst we
got on the coach, then we played, then
M a i n l y scored a goal! T h e n we got changed.
.Next we had tea, then we went home.
T e a m : Jones, Sharpe, Cattell, Witter, Shindler,
tavlor, Allen, Benham, McGuire (Capt).
(£j Football Sevenths F r a n k Bogey -Ro l l a is the m a n to b lame for
the c u r r e n t r a s h of u n o r t h o d o x m a t c h
reports.
U p unt i l now the G l a n v i l l e - l i k e insight.*
into the tact ical ploys adopted by opposit ion
(ie shouting offside every time the b a l l enters
the St T h o m a s ' half) was enough to satisfy
the reader. However , now they want to be
entertained.
Consequently I w i l l just say T o m D o n o v a n
and guest striker A n t o n scored.
People in the know reckon this was the
second best sport ing performance of the year
so far. T h e 20-12 defeat of Wales being the
maiiihy-W i t h the recent thaw I C were able to sail
their first match of the term against C i t y
Univers i ty at Q u e e n M a r y Reservoir . T h e
first race started badly but a team effort
brought I C up to 2, 3, 4 only to lose due to a
coll ision on the finishing line. In the second
race M i l l s sailed two C i t y boats a r o u n d the
wrongside of the start mark and then showed
a clean pair of heels, I C w i n n i n g 1, 2, 4.
K e n n e d y and M i l l s repelled a l l attackers
w i t h c lose m a r k i n g i n the t h i r d to let
Bennett a n d D a l t o n ski l l ful ly slip through
into a comfortable second place to give I C a
2, 3, 4 w in and the match .
T e a m : Bennett, Bullet, Dalton, Kennedy,
Mills, Tounghusband.
Bowling T h e bowl ing team suffered a d i sappo int ing
home defeat at the hands of league leaders
Brunei Univers i ty last Saturday.
T h e r e w e r e a n u m b e r o f e x c e l l e n t
i n d i v i d u a l performances for I C , i n c l u d i n g
personal h igh scores for N e i l G r i m w o o d
A n d y Davis , K e v i n Short a n d M a r k Stanley ,
h i g h games by K e v i n S h o r t (191), N e i l
G r i m wood (174) a n d M a r k Stanley w i t h a
magnificent 202, the best ever score by a n I C
C team player, a n d good games from A n d y
M c M u l l a n '(221) and Bobby T h o n g (190),
but the strength in depth of the B r u n e i team
proved too m u c h for the I C bowlers.
T h e A , B & C teams a l l managed to take
oAe game from their opponents, the C teams
victory in the th i rd game being the first
inflicted on Brune i C this season, but this was
not enough to give I C any league points a n d
t h i s s e r i o u s l y h a m p e r s o u r c h a n c e s o f
qua l i fy ing for the quarter - f inal stages of the
U C T B A tournament .
A T e a m : Ray Cook, Martin Harrison, W'ai
Cheong Man, Andy McMullan, Jimmy Tang.
B team: Andy Davis, Dick Hooper, Kevin
Short, Bob Thong, Chris Wells.
C team: Neil Grimwood, Jeffrey Quinn, Dave
Smith, Martin Smith, Mark Stanley.
Ladies team: Marie Cheong, Sue Hills, Seli
Kazemian, Flaine Scott, Alison Walker.
Next game is away to Portsmouth Po ly on
Sunday , w i t h our final southern zone m a t c h
at Southampton tak ing place next Wednes
day.
FELIX, January 29, 1982 Page 11
Sour Cream
I must say that I am surprised by the response
of the 22 Club to Mr Marshall's Soapbox
article (see letters page). That they choose to
defend themselves is not surprising, but to try
and defend the sordid actions of Mr
Thompson by denying matters of indesputable
fact is unwise. As a witness to the event which
prompted Mr Marshall's article I am in a
position to assess the factual content myself. 1
could not have printed such allegations if I had
not been able to confirm their validity.
As for his own interpretations and
conclusions about the results of such actions, I
for one agree with his main point, i.e. that the
indulgence of excesses in public can only serve
to damage the reputation of the College as a
whole. Those people who are proud of the
RCS (as the 22 Club members undoubtedly
are) should try to prevent such excesses from
re-occurring by not supporting the loud and
abusive behaviour which inevitably leads to
such events.
The fact that the need was felt to write such
an article must surely indicate that there really
is a problem. It's no use denying it, so why
bother.
Bored Stiff
I'm not surprised that Tuesday's U G M was
inquorate. Fristly the Exec News produced
last week was hardly inspiring. The one motion
which was included proved to be pointless and
totally uninspiring, which would hardly
encourage people to attend.
It was stupid to censure Barney McCabe
for late arrival, and not take advantage of the
situation to question his ridiculous report.
What about a no-confidence motion next time,
instead of this weak "censure" approach all the
time?
I think it is indicative of the failings of this
year's Executive that UGMs so far have had to
rely on Rag Mag motions to maintain quoracy.
If there are no worthwhile motions it is either
because a stimulus from them is not there or
that they are incapable of proposing motions
themselves. The primary example was the
token opposition to the recent increases for
Halls and Houses this term. Despite the fact
that ICU Council has policy against mid-
sessional increases, not one of the Executive
considered stiff opposition to the rent
increases or even a rent strike. When I asked
Nick Morton why he didn't consider a rent
strike he said "Nobody proposed one." If we
cannot rely on the President to lead, who will?
Big Equipment
On Wednesday Mr Pallab Ghosh walked into
the FELIX Office and proudly announced "I'm
after 8mm equipment." He was somewhat
perplexed by the convulsions of laughter
which ensued and proceeded to explain that
he was talking about equipment for the Film
Society which may be set up next year. If you
are interested in starring in, producing or
directing films meet above Southside Bar,
Tuesday, 12:30pm, with a view to reforming
Film Society.
Republic Day Celebration
Don't forget that India Society are haying a
Republican Day celebration and .disco in the
J u n i o r C o m m o n Room at 7:00pm on
Saturday, February 6, 1982. Tickets are £1.50.
It sounds like fun, so make a note in your
diary!
Credits
People I forgot last week: Matt, Rich and Paul.
My thanks once more to all those who
helped this week: Soheel, Ramzi, Peter, Martin
S., Steve, Eddie, Lesley, Paul, Pallab, Mo, Jez
and the other collators, Maz and Ian.
Rotary Club Appeal
Some years ago the Rotary International was
asked to assist in the formation of a service
oriented association for young people and as a
result a number of Rotoract Clubs were
subsequently formed linked to and sponsored
by local Rotary Clubs. The age limits for,
membership were between 18 and 28 and the
intention was that apart from association
participants should involve themselves in
charitable and local community ventures.
Mr Hunt, the Manager of the Imperial
College branch of National Westminster Bank,
is a local Rotarian and understands that
interest has been shown on forming a Rotoract
Club based on Imperial College. Will anyone
seeking further information please contact him
on phone number 581-2881.
There's a certain mathematical precision
about the way my barber works: he offers any
of seven different styles and for each he cuts
off a certain number of grams of hair according
to the following.
Long and shaggy (the 'Marco Ledwold' look),
26 grams cut off.
Long and not-so-shaggy (the 'Nick Morton'),
27 grams cut off.
Short and sophisticated (the 'Barney
McCabe'), 36 grams cut off.
Short and very sophisticated (the 'Mark
Smith'), 37 grams cut off.
Pan-American (clipper right over the top),
47 grams cut off.
Short back and polish (the 'Eric Brown'), 54
grams cut off.
The complete Dave Gayer, 55 grams cut off.
After a fairly brisk day's trade last week, he
swept up just 150 grams of offcuts. What range
of styles had his customers requested?
Solutions, comments, criticisms to me at the
FELIX Office, please. There are a bumper set
of prizes this week. The winners drawn at
random at 1:00pm on Wednesday will receive
£5 (donated by Mend-a-Bike), a voucher for a
free cut and blow dry (donated by Jingles,
Gloucester Rd especialy for this puzzle), and a
pair of free tickets to the film Taps (see page
3).
Last Week's Solution
The Hon Sec must be enthusiastic, dedicated,
cheerful and friendly.
The prize was won by Richard Fox, Chem
Eng 1.
'Next week's Ents film is Star Trek-The It appears that Star Trek 2 is on the way,
Motion Picture. The film has some and will be shown in the cinema rather than on
interesting sequences, especially the effects television (as has been suggested). Paramount
work which was completed in record time by now say that both William Shatner and
Douglas Trumbull. Leonard Nimoy will star again.
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CONTACT WEEK '82
The West London Chaplaincy operates primarily through a number of small groups in Imperial College, the Royal College of Music and Queen Elizabeth Col.ege. In Imperial College there is a Chaplaincy group which meets regularly each week (usually over a meal) in most departments and halls of residence.
During Contact Week a team of people whose photographs you see below are coming to the colleges as guests of the Chaplaincy groups which meet there. They will be living in halls of residence and working with the groups that meet there and in the various departments. The aim of the week is to deepen the life of the Chaplaincy groups, to invite others to become involved in the groups and to encourage wider discussion and debate within the halls and departments. A number of informal discussions involving the Contact Week team members will be taking place throughout the week in most halls and departments in Imperial College and in the other two colleges. There will also be a number of events arranged on a College-wide basis (see programme).
Peter Crick is acting as c o
ordinator for the team at their
morning sessions during Contact
Week. He has been on Contact
Week before in 1979. He is Rector
of Denham, a large parish on the
edge of London going towards
Oxford.
Andrew Doughty w a s b o r n in
B e r m u d a . H e s t u d i e d t h e o l o g y at
K i n g s C o l l e g e L o n d o n , s p e n t a
y e a r i n I n d i a a n d i s n o w c o m
p l e t i n g h i s f i n a l y e a r o f t r a i n i n g
f o r t h e A n g l i c a n M i n i s t r y a t
W e s t c o t t H o u s e , C a m b r i d g e . H e
w i l l b e a t S e l k i r k , T i z a r d a n d I C
C h e m i s t r y d e p t .
David Dadswell is from Widnes
near Liverpool. He did a French
and Italian degree at Oxford and
is now studying theology at
Westcott House in Cambridge in
preparation for ordination in the
Church of England. He will be
with Garden Hall and IC Physics
dept.
Ian Paton studied history and
then trained as a teacher. He is
now in his f i n a l yearof theology at
Westcott House. He enjoys music
and art, sailing and playing
squash. He is interested in the
use of silent prayer in Christian
worship. He will be with Beit and
Weeks Halls and IC Civ Eng.
Brian Frost i s a M e t h o d i s t l a y m a n .
H e h a s w o r k e d w i t h C h r i s t i a n
A i d , p i o n e e r e d a n E c u m e n i c a l
C e n t r e , f i r s t i n N o t t i n g H i l l , t h e n
a t S t . J a m e s , P i c c a d i l l y , a n d f o r
t h e p a s t t h r e e y e a r s h a s b e e n
g e n e r a l s e c r e t a r y o f t h e C h u r c h e s
C o u n c i l f o r H e a l t h a n d H e a l i n g .
H e h a s w r i t t e n b o o k s a n d a r t i c l e s
o n w o r s h i p a n d s p i r i t u a l i t y a n d a
n u m b e r o f p o e m s a n d s o n g s . H e
i s a l s o i n v o l v e d i n w o r k i n g w i t h a
B r i t i s h / I r i s h g r o u p o n a n e w
t h e o r y o f p o l i t i c s c a l l e d " T h e
P o l i t i c s o f F o r g i v e n e s s " . H e will
b e l i v i n g at t h e C h a p l a i n c y H o u s e
i n C a s t e l l a i n R o a d a n d w o r k i n g in
R C M .
Maria Schleger studied history at
LSE and then did some research
in art history for about two years.
She is now part-time Pastoral
Assistant at the University Church
of Christ the King in Central
London and also works part-time
for a publishing firm. She lives
with three students in a small
community in part of the Chap
lain's flat at Christ the King. She
will be spending the week at the
Stamford Brook C h a p l a i n c y
House and with the IC Elec Eng
group.
Sister Jennifer is a m e m b e r of t h e
A n g l i c a n C o m m u n i t y o f t h e H o l y
N a m e , b a s e d a t M a l v e r n i n
W o r c e s t e r s h i r e B e f o r e j o i n i n g
t h e c o m m u n i t y S i s t e r J e n n i f e r
s t u d i e d at t h e R o y a l C o l l e g e of
M u s i c . S h e w a s fo r a w h i l e a
m e m b e r o t t h e N e w c a s t l e U n i v e r
s i t y C h a p l a i n c y S h e w i l l b e
w o r k i n g i n Q u e e n E l i z a b e t h
C o l l e g e a n d l i v i n g in Q u e e n M a r y
H a l l .
Tom Moffatt w a s b o r n a n d
b r o u g h t u p in O x f o r d , b u t w e n t t o
u n i v e r s i t y i n C a m b r i d g e . H e d i d
h i s t h e o l o g i c a l t r a i n i n g in B i r
m i n g h a m a n d t h e n t w o c u r a c i e s
in S o u t h L o n d o n . H e i s n o w v i c a r
of D o r m a n s l a n d n e a r E a s t G r i n -
s t e a d . M a r r i e d w i t h t h r e e c h i l
d r e n . P l a y s a lot of s p o r t e s p e
c i a l l y r u g b y w h i c h h e a l s o
r e f e r e e s . H e w i l l b e w o r k i n g in
E v e l y n G a r d e n s H a l l s a n d in t h e
R o y a l S c h o o l o f M i n e s .
Brian Shlpsides i s f r o m L i v e r p o o l .
H e s t u d i e d E n g l i s h at R e a d i n g
U n i v e r s i t y a n d t h e n s p e n t t w o
y e a r s t e a c h i n g in a s c h o o l f o r t h e
c h i l d r e n o f m i s s i o n a r i e s o n t h e
h i l l s o f S o u t h e r n I n d i a . H e is j u s t
c o m p l e t i n g h i s t h e o l o g i c a l c o u r s e
at W e s t c o t t H o u s e in C a m b r i d g e
a n d w i l l b e o r d a i n e d i n J u n e . H e
w i l l b e w o r k i n g w i t h t h e C h a p
l a i n c y H o u s e s in N e w K i n g s R o a d
a n d B l o e m f o n t e i n A v e n u e a n d
w i t h C h e m E n g in I C .
Adrian Botwright, a f o r m e r
t e a c h e r , is n o w in his final year of
s t u d i e s at W e s t c o t t H o u s e before
o r d i n a t i o n i n t o t h e A n g l i c a n
M i n i s t r y . H e w i l l b e w i t h t h e
F o r m o s a S t r e e t C h a p l a i n c y
H o u s e a n d t h e IC post-graduate
C h a p l a i n c y g r o u p .
Charles Hedley is a L o n d o n e r . H e
s t u d i e d p h y s i c s at L o n d o n U n i
v e r s i t y b e f o r e t r a i n i n g f o r o r d i n a
t i o n i n t h e C h u r c h o f E n g l a n d . H e
s p e n t t h r e e y e a r s a s c u r a t e of
C h i n g f o r d i n E s s e x a n d is n o w
c u r a t e of S t . M a r t i n s - i n - t h e - f i e l d s
in T r a f a l g a r S q u a r e . H i s p r e s e n t
w o r k i n v o l v e s d e a l i n g w i t h a l l
c o m e r s t o T r a f a l a g a r S q . e s
p e c i a l l y t h e s i n g l e h o m e l e s s . H e ' s
i n t e r e s t e d i n f e l l - w a l k n g , m u s i c
a n d s q u a s h . H e w i l l b e in L i n s t e a d
H a l l a n d I C M e c h E n g .
Sister Valerie h a s b e e n a m e m b e r
of t h e A n g l i c a n C o m m u n i t y o f t h e
S i s t e r s o f t h e C h u r c h f o r t e n
y e a r s , a n d is n o w d e p u t y s u p e r
i n t e n d e n t o f t h e C o m m u n i t y ' s
C h i d r e n s ' h o m e f o r c h i l d r e n in
t h e c a r e of t h e l o c a l a u t h o r i t y . A
s c i e n c e t e a c h e r b e f o r e j o i n i n g
t h e c o m m u n i t y , s h e i s k e e n l y
i n t e r e s t e d i n t h e r e l a t i o n s h i p
b e t w e e n r e l i g i o n a n d s c i e n c e .
S h e w i l l b e l i v i n g i n Q u e e n
A l e x a n d r a H o u s e a n d w o r k i n g
w i t h I C P h y s i c s g r o u p .
Robert Flelden is t h e R e c t o r o f a
g r o u p o f s e a - s i d e v i l l a g e s o n t h e
L i n c o l n s h i r e c o a s t . B e f o r e o r
d i n a t i o n h e s p e n t s o m e y e a r s
w o r k i n g in a b a n d a n d t h e n d i d
y o u t h w o r k w i t h t h e Y M C A . H e
w a s a l s o A s s i s t a n t P e r s o n n e l
M a n a g e r o f a l a r g e h e a v y e n g i n
e e r i n g w o r k s in L i n c o l n f o r a
t i m e . H e is m a r r i e d w i t h t w o s o n s ,
o n e o f w h o m , P e t e r , g r a d u a t e d in
c h e m i s t r y f r o m I m p e r i a l C o l l e g e .
H e w a s a m e m b e r o f t h e C o n t a c t
W e e k t e a m l a s t y e a r a n d l i k e d u s
s o m u c h h e d e c i d e d t o c o m e
b a c k a g a i n . H e w i l l b e w o r k i n g
w i t h t h e H o l l a n d R o a d C h a p
l a i n c y H o u s e a n d I C M a t h s d e p t .
Tim Harris s t u d i e d u r b a n g e o
g r a p h y at B r i s t o l U n i v e r s i t y t h e n
w a s r e g i o n a l s e c r e t a r y f o r t h e
S t u d e n t C h r i s t i a n M o v e m e n t i n
L o n d o n a n d t h e S o u t h E a s t f o r
t w o y e a r s w h i c h i n v o l v e d t r a v e l
l i n g t o c o l l e g e s a n d u n i v e r s i t i e s
t h r o u g h o u t S E E n g l a n d . H e
w o r k e d f o r a f e w m o n t h s w i t h t h e
Y o u t h U n i t o f t h e B r i t i s h C o u n c i l
of C h u r c h e s a n d n o w is o n e o f
t h e L a y T r a i n i n g T e a m e m p l o y e d
b y t h e A n g l i c a n D i o c e s e of
S o u t h w a r k . H e l i v e s o n a C o u n c i l
e s t a t e i n D e p t f o r d i n S E L o n d o n ,
a m u l t i - r a c i a l a r e a w i t h a h i g h
l e v e l o f v i o l e n t c r i m e a n d r a c i a l
t e n s i o n . H e w i l l b e s t a y i n g in
F a l m o u t h / K e o g h a n d b e w i t h
M e t h s o c .
C O N T A C T W E E K P R O G R A M M E
S a t u r d a y , J a n u a r y 30
7 : 3 0 p m R e c e p t i o n a n d b u f f e t t o w e l c o m e t e a m m e m b e r s , S o u t h s i d e
S e n i o r C o m m o n R o o m . I m p e r i a l C o l l e g e .
S u n d a y , J a n u a r y 31
1 0 : 0 0 a m C h a p l a i n c y C o m m u n i o n S e r v i c e w i t h P r e a c h e r R e v P e t e r
C r i c k , C o n v e n o r o f C o n t a c t W e e k T e a m , C o n s o r t G a l l e r y , S h e r f i e l d
B u i l d i n g . IC .
T u e s d a y , F e b r u a r y 2
1 : 3 0 p m A l e c t u r e ' S p i r i t u a l F e e l i n g in a S c i e n t i f i c A g e ' b y E d w a r d
R o b i n s o n , R e a d T h e a t r e , S h e r f i e l d B u i l d i n g , IC .
6 : 0 0 p m W o r k s h o p o n ' C h r i s t i a n i t y a n d S c i e n c e ' , U n i o n D i n i n g H a l l , IC .
T h u r s d a y , F e b r u a r y 4
6 : 3 0 p m W o r k s h o p o n ' S p i r i t u a l i t y , M e d i t a t i o n a n d H e a l i n g ' , S C R ,
A t k i n s B u i l d i n g . Q E C .
S a t u r d a y , F e b r u a r y 6
7 : 3 0 p m P a r t y , C a b a r e t . . . f u n . . . c o m e a n d d o y o u r ( y o u r g r o u p ' s ) p a r t y
p i e c e , L i n s t e a d D i n i n g H a l l , IC .
S u n d a y . F e b r u a r y 7
1 0 : 0 0 a m S p e c i a l C o n t a c t W e e k C o m m u n i o n S e r v i c e l e d b y C o n t a c t
W e e k t e a m . C o n s o r t G a l l e r y , IC .