NOTMtNG SPECIAL . . VOL. 4 NO. 4 UNIVERSITY OF WATERLOO, ONTARIO THURSDAY, OCT. 18, 1963

70 Waterloo spectators saw this game in Montreal . . .

ALDRIDGE - Star Of the game n l m

Although the Waterloo Warriors lost at Loyola, the fans’ were treated to some spectacular football by Waterloo team captain Dick Aldridge. Every- one agreed - coach Totzke, fellow teammates, opponents, and especially the fans - that Dick played an outstanding game.

Offensively, Dick Aldridge played halfback and quarterback, His dodg- ing and weaving around and through Loyola tackles accounted for Water- loo’s only touchdown and also brought the team into scoring posi- tion several more times. Defensively, Dick was always in there covering his man. In fact, Dick Aldridge play- ed almost the entire game.

On one run, when he was tackled near the line of scrimmage, Dick car- ried the one tackler and two others until he gained the ten yards neces- sary for the first down. On other plays Dick galloped for over 25 yds.

This player is going to be breaking through that RMC liLle for some long gains tomorrow, when the Warriors take on Royal Military College this Friday at 8 p.m. in Seagram Stadium.

INTRAMURAL 1 SPORTS - _ STUDENT5 TQ BATTLE IT OUT

Intramural Director, Pat Galasso, already has his program well under- way with the completion of the golf and tennis tournaments. Results of the golf tournament cannot be posted as yet, because some students have been entering under their faculty in- stead of their intramural unit, and the winners’ units must be checked out before points can be assigned.

New this year is the Intramural Notice Board, in the passageway on the south edge of the gym. Entries, with name and intramural unit, can be made in writing there, or by phone to the Athletic Office.

The extensive schedule for this year includes a track and field meet, to be held next Tuesday, October 15; a swim meet to be held at the Kitch- ener YMCA on November 12; and a bowling tournament to take place at the Waterloo Bowling Lanes. Bad- minton, volleyball, and table tennis tournaments are scheduled for later in the year, and hockey and basket- ball schedules are being drawn up.

This year there will be no limit on the number of teams each unit can enter in hockey and basketball, so the schedules cannot be drawn up un- til it is known how many teams will be competing.

The Athletic Department this year planned to set up a Student Advisory Committee which would , advise them on the intramural program desired by the student body. This committee is to be made up of members from each

‘of the six intramural units - St. Paul’s, St. Jerome’s, Renison, Arts, Science, and Engineering - but only St. Jerome’s Wally Nozak has re- sponded so far.

In general, though, we can look forward to a varied, interesting, and expanding program of: intramural sports from the Athletic - Department thls year.

WOMEN’S SPORTS -

Because of the small number of female students before this year, there was very little activity in women’s sports. But this year things are look- ing up. As Carl Totzke says, “The time is ripe for the formation of a women’s athletic association.” De- pending on the interest shown, there will be a meeting in the future.

Most of the sports scheduled for this year are intramural. Residents of the colleges will compete with those living off-campus in bowling, bad- minton, volleyball, basketball, arch- ery, curling and table tennis. Bowling will start on Tuesday, January 21 at the Waterloo Bowling Lanes, from 5 to 7 p.m. Thursday night is wom- ens night at the Seagram Gymnasium.

This fall there is very little happen- ing. Today at 4 p.m., a women’s tennis tournament is being held at the Waterloo Park tennis courts. November 12, at 7 p.m., there is a men and women’s swim meet.

For further information, the Intra- mural Handbook is a good reference.

FABLE II by the Esso Bee-maker of Imperial

honey One day two little boys came riding

down University Avenue on their tricycles towards that strange collect- ion of buildings near the end of the street. They just got over the railway tracks when they were stopped at Checkpoint Charlie. In a very gruff voice he asked, “Where is your sticker?”

“Gee, mister,” one of the boys said, “I haven’t got a sticker but will you let us by if we give you some of our candy?”

“You can’t bribe me,” he shouted as he shooed them away.

‘Moral: Candy is dandy, but a sticker is quicker.

‘Mat”

MONTREAL GAME .c l l

Fumbles, interceptions and penal- ties defeated the Waterloo Warriors on Saturday afternoon in Montreal. There to capitalize on Waterloo’s mistakes were the Loyola Warriors.

Although they lost, Waterloo play- ed one of their best games in two seasons. They featured a strong run- ning attack and a brick-wall defense. They picked up more first downs than Loyola; they gained more yards than Loyola; but they lost 20-7.

Taking the ball after the opening kickoff, Terry Cooke directed the team into Loyola territory with hand- offs to halfbacks Bob Benedetti, Dick Aldridge, and Jock Tindale; but a fumble stopped this first Warrior drive. The defensive unit charged on- to the field and held the Loyola team to no gain.

Neither team made much gain dur- ing the next few plays, but Waterloo received their first and only break of the game when Benedetti booted a long punt and Reg Cressman threw a jarring tackles into the Loyola play- er to cause a fumble, and a Waterloo recovery. Then, Dick Aldridge took over, lining up at half, he made a fantastic catch with three Loyola defenders around him. Then Aldridge ran up the middle to the 25yard line. Finally he picked his way along the right side for 25 yards and the Wat- erloo touchdown.

Dave Sutton failed to make the convert, and so Waterloo took an early 6-O lead on Loyola.

With Mike Kostin unable to move Loyola, Bernie Young took over near the end of the first quarter.

In the second quarter, Waterloo defense stayed strong, but penalties gave Loyola several first downs. Fin- ally Waterloo’s offense showed its capability with Cooke sending Bene-

gletti on a 25yard pass, - and - run play down to the Loyola 27-yard line. Here, once again, a Waterloo fumble gave the ball to Loyola.

Young began to move the Loyola Warriors with a passing attack, hit- ting the three ‘Loyola standouts: Paul St. George, Emile Hanzelka, and John Barrand. Aided by Waterloo penalties, they soon found themselves on the Waterloo six-yard line. On first down the Waterloo line held; on second down, the Loyola receiver dropped the ball in the end zone; however, gambling on the third down, Young completed a pass to Barrand. With a good convert kick, the score became Loyola 7, Waterloo 6.

Glen Grosse made a terrific run back from the kickoff, but Waterloo was unable to get past its own 49 yard line.

Waterloo penalties enabled Loyola to keep the ball and allowed Young to pass to Hanzelka for 55 yards and a touchdown. The convert was block- ed, but the score now was 13-6 for Loyola. The tally remained the same at the end of the first half.

During half time, the 70-odd Wat- erloo fans gathered together at the south end of the field for a Waterloo pep rally. Banjo-strumming John Hammond led the merry group in the many school cheers. The pathway onto the field was lined with Watec- loo fans, and as the Warriors return- ed to the field, they were greeted with cheers of enthusiasm.

However, the Loyola team now realized that the main weakness of Waterloo was pass defense; so im- mediately on getting the ball in the third quarter, Young passed to St. George for another t.d. When the convert was good, the score stood at Loyola 20, Waterloo 6.

But the Waterloo Warriors appear- ed to rally and a pass play from Cooke to Pinder took the ball from the Waterloo 341yard line down to the Loyola g-yard line. Benedetti car-

ried down to the 1% yard-line. On two attempts, the Warriors failed to score from there, but a few plays later, Benedetti boomed a kick’ into the end zone for a single point. The score was then 20-7.

In the fourth quarter, ‘Aldridge moved to quarterback. Starting from his own 42-yard line, he moved the team down‘ to the Loyola 34-yard line, where Waterloo gambled - and lost - on a third-down try for 10 yards. However, Waterloos strong defensive unit, led by standout Pete Messner, threw the Loyola team back to their own 17-yard line. Loyola was forced to kick, and Waterloo took over on Loyola’s 49-yard line. On the first play, Aldridge made a spec- tacular 47-yard keeper play and the Waterloo Warriors had first and ten on the Loyola 2-yard line. An un- timely fumble dismissed all hope in Waterloo fans of another touchdown. The score remained 20-7 for Loyola at the end of the game.

Although the score does not indi- cate it, each member of the Waterloo team played a fine game. Moreover, the star of the entire game was Wat-

l erloo captain, Dick Aldridge, who played almost the whole game. Dick went both ways, but he impressed this writer with his tremendous of- fensive runs. The defensive unit was constantly breaking through the Loy- ola line to throw Young, the quarter- back, for a loss.

Two Warrior men, Lou Makri- gaini, and Bob Sheppard, suffered pos- sible concussions.

This victory for the Loyola War- riors makes it their second in as many starts. In their ilrst game, they defeated Royal Military College 221 14. On Friday, RMC visits Waterloo. If the Warriors play as well at home as they did away (without the un- timely errors) there is no doubt what- ever that Waterloo will handily de- feat RMC.

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pa$e P The CORYPHAEUS, THURSDAY, OCT. lo, 1963 \

Editor: Dave Clark Layout: David Dolman, Terry Fleming, Michael Ed- Managing Editor: John Conlin . wards, ,John Hammond, Jim Nagel News Editor: Nelson Ball Photo@aphy: K& Brown, Pierre .GagnB,, Joe Kovacs, Sports Editors: Doug Grenkie, Brian Olafson Erwin Mako, George Newton, Allan Price

Photography Editor: Gerry Mueller Sports: Bill Moffat, Barry Houser

Advertising Editor: Jim Carrotheis News Dept.: Gisela Dorrance, Vic Botari, Hennie Smid,

Fine Arts Editor: AI? Anderson Graham Farquhar, Dave Campbell, Pat-

C.U.P. Editor: Tom Rankin ricia Cul’d, Dave Grafstein, John Mac- Donald

Board of Publications Chairman: Murray French Illustrations: Marian Harwood Circulation: Richard Rowe Contributing yriters: George welsh, Jim Neivman,

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EDITORIAL. - ‘What do you think of Claude Brodeur?”

- “Oh, I don’t know we hardly get to see him, where’s his office anyway? You’d think he’d mix with the students a little . . .”

- ‘What’s your opinion of Claude Brodeur?” l

- “I think hat Mr. Brodeur is a very clever man . . . Say, are you going to print this?

- “Why do you think that he’s so clever?”

- “Mr. Brodeur has taken the job of Administrative Assistant, Stu- dent Affairs and developed it into a position of real esteem. I think that he keeps aloof of most of the students so that the faculty will re- spect his judgments. Of course since I’m on the students council I get to see, him in action. He works behind the scenes mostly.”

- “Do you fell that CIaude Brodeur is doing a good job?”

- “Clod who?”

- “Claude Brodeur, you know, Brodeur, the Administrative Assist- ant, Student Affairs.”

- “I can administer my own affairs thanks.”

- ‘Will you express your opinion of Claude Brodeur.”

- “You’re damn right I will, and I can tell you right now that it’s a bad one. What’s a director of student affairs for anyway? Should he be just a shadow that works away behind the scenes through the student council, or should he be a personable, understanding guy that we can go and talk over our problems with. I’m a freshman and believe me, after hearing his speech during our orientation he’s the last guy I’d go and talk to. What an idealist. If you ask me he has no grasp of student opinion. How can a man like this think himself capable of solving the student’s problems if he doesn’t even come close enough\ to us to understand our feelings. He probably thinks his buddies on student council can give him this appreciation . . . somebody should enlighten him.”

- “How does Claude Brodeur strike you?”

- “Anyone who can pick as nice a looking babe for secretary as he has deserves a lotta credit . . .”

- “Are you in Engineering?”

- “Yes.”

- ‘What do you thiiik of Cladue Brodeur?”

- “Pretty good, he hasn’t really had a chance to get rolling yet, and already he’s got the student affairs office running smoothly. Between you and me I think that he got our medical centre going.”

- “Could you make some remarks about Claude Brodeur?”

- “Yes. Primarily, I think the director of student affairs should act as a liason between the staff and the students. He must know both points of view, and keep them constantly in mind. In other words I think the director of student affairs should be simply a member of the faculty with the affairs of the students at heart. A lot, of people feel that he should be everybody’s pal, and this is a fairly good argu- ment, but what permanent good is anyone who just goes around con- soling individuals. We need action at the administrative level. It seems that Mr. Brodeur realizes this, and in my opinion he’s doing just fine. He’s sort of a professional representative of the students!

- “DO you know Claude Brodeur?”

- “I am Claude Brodeur.”

Curling Club I S I One week last Tuesday, an organ-

izatiobal meeting of the Curling Club was held. Attendance at this meeting was truly overwhelming with 54 stu- dents present. To the delight of the male members there were even 9 GIRLS present. If this support con- tinues throughout the year, the Curl- ing Club cannot help but become one of the University’s most active.

An election was held to fill the positions of Secretary and President. This proved to be a mere fohality since John Scott was re-elected as President and Cynthia Chapgel re-

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tained the position of secretary by acclamation.

Arrangement‘\ have already been made for 8 sheets of ice Tuesday and Thursday nights /from 4:30 to 6:00 p.m. at the K-W Granite Club. On October 15 and 17 there will be practice sessions and instruction for those who wish to participate. League curling will start the following ‘week. Anyone who missed the meeting but wishes to curl is invited to go down to the Granite Club (Agnes and Park Sts., Kitchener) either practice night and sign up.

letters to the Editor . . l

Mr. Editor

George Newton reports . .

Where was your reporter on Sun- day? If he had b een at the Student’s Council meeting he would have been able to report that the Council realiz- ed things could be improved and set proceedings in motion to appoint a speaker for future meetings.

If you intend to send a reporter to the Council’s meetings in the ‘future, please send someone interested in re- porting the facts. All I can say is that your reporter must have slept through the two hours on Wednesday night when the President’s Report was be- ing presented, for during these two worthless hours such trivial items as representation, financing, appoint- ments, dates for social events, and many other items pertinent to cam- pus life were discussed. Also if he had been awake he would have re- ported that the Rotary Club’s raffie tickets, which by the way are for a good cause, could be picked up at the Student Centre. I would also like to know how he could report on what transpired after midnight as he went home around then, or maybe you plan to base your newspaper on hearsay?

I was glad to see “Take It or Leave It” back again, keep up the good work George. I also commend the editor on a very readable paper, it is great to have an Engineer running things again. It brings back nostalgic memories of the Enginews.

George Newton, Eng. IV.

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Dear Mr. Editor

Whoever wrote that piece entitled, “Warriors For ‘63 is wasting his time writing for a small university paper. He is my candidate for the Governor General’s prize for fiction. Were the article not on the front page I would probably enjoy it as I would any clever piece of satire. But in that the article is prominently on the front page I have no recourse but to be- lieve than the author of such schmaltzy tripe is either a fool or a football player. On second thought, why make the distinction?

Incredulously yours,

Bill Nitchie, Arts I.

FABLE IV

On one cold and snowy day a young couple sat together in the mus- ty atmosphere of the coffee shop. After several cups of luke warm cof- fee she put her hand in his and said softly, “Darling, I hope you really love me, because something didn’t ar- rive on time this month.”

“Mat” El-al: There’s a conception to every

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‘In days of old when knights . . . ’

T ra I I to YOI

Naturally, the scholars of this institution are being so apathetic as not to want to go to FLQ-land to see the Warriors warring until Friday, but CNR is being deeked into renting us a portable bar on Thursday. So I am packing my LCBO 400 proof mead in its Michael- bottles into a dirty old bag along with a few pairs of dirty old pairs of socks and I am hieing me to Victoria and Weber. Needless to say, the CNR timetable is accurate so we are boarding the train only twenty-five minutes late to the clank of cowbells and glasses. We are having a private car to ourselves, no less, so we are keeping as quiet as church mice for at least fourteen seconds after setting up our tavern. This moment of peace is necessary out of deference to the sleeping car in our front and some people pilgrimming in ‘the rear. Soon someone is yelling out “Hooray”, someone else is asking a pilgrim for a church-key, and we are singing the school song of which there isn’t any. After several moments of gurgling sounds on the part of the cheerers, we are settling down to the twang of guitars and of well-oiled larynges which are not ceasing until we are within ten miles of Le Be1 Etat and even then it is becoming deafening.

Everything on the train is begin- ning to sound like tinkling: chicks’ laughter is tinkling, glasses are tink- ling, Engineers are tinkling and the sneezer door is beginning to seem like someone has lost the key. Soon, it is becoming very warm in the liq- uid lounge even though I qrn actually measuiing the temperature as ninety Fahrenheits. So a few of the weaker souls are deciding to put back the fluid heater-upper into its original containers but since this is, even in steadier times, difficult to say the very least, many paper towels are be- ing consumed in transporting much of the resultant mixture to the ex- terior of the travelling pub.

“We can, we can, we can, we can demolish forty beers” is the favorite song which the folk are singing, but it is not these troubadours who are doing the demolishing but who are being demolished by a number of beers considerably less than forty. Wearying of the sport of inbibing, all but a few hardy souls are retiring, some unwittingly, some belligerently, to the eider-down beds, double in size and therefore in fun, which CNR has kindly provided for us. Few peo- pie are using the bed-convenience for sleeping, however; most are keeping awake despite the efforts of an in- ebriate to blow out the light bulbs. 1x1 this latter endeavour, the inebriate is hampered by the efforts of the con- ductor, Foot-on-the-ground Finque, but the strongest breath is prevailing and a very picturesque, but dimly lit scene is the result. Sliding up and down the lubricated floors, several singers are singing songs of which many are requiring the use of, more ,than paper towels to keep them san- ‘itary.

Finally, even the sickies are awak- ening and everyone is stumbling into Central Station to meet the colour party of out-term Engineering-types who are making a superhuman effort in order to extricate themselves from

their caves and meet us at the eight ayem arrival time. We are checking our bags to the admiring glances of the local citizenry and are adjourning to the feeding spots to solidify the contents of our stomachs. Of course, we are making the mistake of parad- ing to the bus lines which lead in- directly to the campus of the opposi- tion. Sightseeing is much fun, but four hours of touring Loyola’s im- mense campus are taking their toll, and a common room is quickly be- coming the U of W Campus Centre. After a while we are finding our way to the pasture which they call a stad- ium and are watching the Warriors of our side losing to the Warriors of their side, the latter of whose cheer- ing section is considerably less vocal, they not having been on excursion.

We are somehow finding our way to the station at midnight and are quietly and calmly falling asleep which state of almost undisturbed bliss is ending only when the Vesti- bule Singers are using the remaining portions of their voices to awaken the returnees who are numbering some two less in number than arivees which does not seem to disturb too many constitutions. We are removing our cheering paraphenalia to home, are muttering “To hell with chauei” and are sleeping, sleeping, sleeping to the detriment of tomorrow’s test. dreaming all the while sweet drea& of the trip to Carleton.

I am chalking up much of the trip as a loss because I am losing sleep, my voice, my church-key, my colours, my two friends, and my hitherto-un- tainted respect for the liquid capacity of Engineers. We are also losing the game, the future use of the CNR, our baggage checks, and part of our sanity, dubious to begin with. We are, however, gaining the respect of Mon- treal’s finest, a knqwledge of bawdy songs, and the stern admonition of Conductor Foot-on-the-ground Finque to whom, of course, this story is by no means dedicated.

Demon Rumyon

The CORYPHAEUS, THURSDAY, OCT. 10, 1963 Page 3

by G. WHIZ

While walking to the parking lot last week with a friend, we chanced to look in the excavation *for the new sewer near the Arts building. As one who inspects sewer installations in the summer, my companion’s face contorted in an agonized expression of disbelief. “Criminal negligence !” he screamed loudly for a hard hat that would enable him to take a closerlook. The hat was not immediately forth- coming but I had heard enough to question him further. Apparently the sewer pipes are completely without bedding of any kind and on top they are unsanded and untamped. “So what?” many of you will say. But I’m sure there are others on campus who are well aware of the results of this cheap shoddy workmanship. With any settling of the ground the pipe will crack ,and the result will be costly subterran- can leakage. It is usually not my fashion to wax so serious but the situation, as I see it, is completely without humour and calls for either an immediate investigation or a satisfactory explanation. Now, whose can of beans is this???

* * * * All the tenants in our building are singing the same theme song,

“What shall we do with the drunken landlord?”

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The gala-event of the fall semester is but a month away. The weekend of November 8th and 9th will see Wat- erloo welcome back its alumni in a manner never witnessed before! HOMECOMING WEEKEND will be of special interest this year as not only do the Warriors meet the Col- lege Hawks in the ball game Saturday afternoon, but also the students of the University of Waterloo have chal- lenged the College in a float parade up King St. Saturday morning. The theme of the parade is “Great Mom- ents in History” and the winning fac- ulties (prizes will be awarded in more than one area) will receive monetary prizes. Any faculty, college, club, or group is eligible to put a float in the parade.

Did you happen to notice that every morning last week there were two members of the local constabulary on guard at the Arts driveway to enforce parking regulations? What a waste of the tax dollar (euphemism for, ,“‘What the - - - - do we need town cops on campus for?“) But all this is by the way. What I want to say is this: one of the policemen was a “cop” in every derogatory sense you care to imply; a dull humourless individual who parades the assumption that everyone is guilty of something. He struck me as the type who would always be on the losing side when it came to a war of wits. The other policeman was different. One morning we roared past him up the driveway. He jumped out of his cruiser and motioned violent- ly for us to come back. We did so - reluctantly. “I’m glad you did that” he drawled, “I thought for a minute there I’d have to shoot your tires out.” Two policemen, one commands respect through humour and the other commands nothing but instant dislike.

Two dances will mark the evening activities on Friday and Saturday. Seagram’s Gym will be the site of the Friday evening social and Saturday will be highlighted by the social event of the weekend, a semi-formal at Bingeman Park Lodge where we will dance to the music of Benny Louis.

* * >k * Perhaps a word about the football team might be in order at

this point - “PHOOEY! ! !” The best that can be said about “War- riors ‘63” in last week’s paper ‘is that it was an extremely ill-timed article. The writer must be the kind of person who tells jokes at funerals and so forth.

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Naturally a lot of work will be nec- essary to make Homecoming ‘63 the success it should be. Those wishing to help on a dance committee are ask- ed to contact Doug MacPherson, Science II, and those who desire in- formation about entering a float in Saturday’s big parade should see Barry Houser (SH 3-7478 or office of Student Affairs).

THE PROBLEM OF OUR CREST

Do you like our little lake with its calm surface, the border of trees and its contemplative atmosphere? I always thought it rather romantic until last week when the first of some very disturbing re- ports began trickling in. The shores of the lake, which I assume were designed for mooning lovers and scholar gypsies, are disconcertingly covered with concentrations of duck dung - not to mention the dis- orderly little heaps of goose droppings. Suppose then, a couple does find an unfertile patch of earth, their problems are far from over.

“Honey’:, she whispers softly, “I think you’re a - - - QUACK This article is directed mainly to

HOMECOMING WEEK-END

COMING-UP ! I !

QUACK QUACK! The magic of the moment is gone forever. “Be still my sweet. Y&u have something in your eye. Let me

take a kleenex and - - - HONK HONK! Perhaps I am overstating the case. The ducks and geese have to live too. The question is, how long?

* * * * There are two very interesting movies which should be coming

’ the committee (pg. 3 1 of the school handbook) considering whether dr not to include supporters (animals, laurel branches etc.) in the complete achieve- ment of the coat-of-arms of this uni- versity. It will, I think, be read with interest by any sentimental student of this university, who is proud of his association with it, and bears its crest on his or her attire.

to the twin cities in the near future if they have not already arrived: “Women of The World” and “Mondo Cane”. I have yet. to see the latter. --

“Women” is a fascinating movie all the way from the bored looking negro in a Los Angeles falsie factory to the Bedouin women smearing their faces with camel dung. There are European complex- ion factories which promise a new complexion and the process is simple; just have your old facial skin burned off chemically and in six weeks the new skin will have grown in. Meantime the women lying on these beds look far more. revolting than anything out of a orade C horror movie. I began to feel smug, safe and secure in the gormalcy of my own culture until it was destroyed by the flashing neon sign of a marriage mill and the tragic lines of people outside a divorce court. The reaction throughout the entire movie is one of an incredulous, “This, this barbarism in 1963”. Incidentally, the other movie “Mondo Cane” which means “Lousy World” puts “Women” in the Saturday matinee category. Brutal, sadistic, vile - any word fits, but both of these pictures, if nothing else, are extremely interesting.

* * * * From The Life of George Crabbe we read that, “In December

1783, after an engagement of some twenty three years George was finally married to “Whatshername, as he affectionately called his wife, in the village church at Aldeborough. In the words of an eye- witness, ‘It were beautiful it were, they looked just like their new cottage; she was all painted up and he was plaste.der’.”

FINE ARTS l l l

The Glee Club Mr. Bauer, music director, was

very pleased -with the large turnout at the first meeting of the Glee Club, at which more than forty students accented Mr. Bauer’s invitation to ‘try but your vocal chords’. However, m&e voices would be welcome, especially in the soprano, tenor and alto ranges.

Plans for the first stage of the School Song competition are now completed. A $50 prize will be award- ed to the writer of the best lyrics for a University School Song to be sub- mitted to Mr. Bauer in his office in

A-207. This contest is open to all stu- dents, staff and faculty.

Indian Crafts Display

Now on display in the Engineering Library is an exhibition of Northwest Indian Arts and Crafts prepared for the University by the Department of Northern Affairs and Natural Re- sources. The collection, gathered to- gether between 1879 and 1937, in- cludes such items as wooden masks, medicine charms, bowls, rattles, a bird, a doll, and a number of imple- ments and tools carved from bone or wood. The total collection is eval- uated at about $4,000, with individual specimens ranging from $15 to $240.

I have no idea how long the afore- said committee has been considering whether or not to include supporters: not to mention a crest at the top of the shield! I do know that the crest as it is now, except for the white background of the motto, has been in existence for at least two years. Isn’t this long enough to decide such a small issue? I think it is!

Perhaps it is hard to decide on a suitable animal (or animals) for the supporters. If this is the problem fac- ing “the committee’ they might ask the student body for suggestions! At any rate I want my crest for my blaz- er, as do numerous other students. The particular crest I have in mind cost twelve dollars when I last asked its price! Now who wants to spepd twelve bucks on a crest that may be- come a thing of past days at the University of Waterloo in the near future? I know I don’t. This also ap- plies to the cheaper crests of which the majority of the students have at least one, and frequently two.

Those students that agree with my complaint; and I feel there are many besides those I have talked to; should start to beef. It helps - it really does! Perhaps our “Committee” can complete the “achievement of our coat-of-arms, and other problems of the university crest, by Christmas?! Therefore, I say, “start beefing - that is discussing”! It gave us our medical centre last school year; per- haps we will have a crest this school year.

Office of Student Affairs C. C. Brodeur

The Office of Student Affairs( established less than a year ago, is temporarily located in Annex 1, the Campus Centre. Student Affairs covers such areas as student government, student publications, student clubs and organizations, student health services, student dis- cipline, student counselling of a non-academic nature, student-f acuity and student-administrative relations. In general, the office staff ex- tends administrative assistance in the area of student extracurricular programming.

The Campus Centre, under the management of a Pro Tern Board of Directors of 9 students, 3 faculty, 3 staff, and 1 alumnus, contains office and meeting space for student and student-faculty clubs and organiza- tions, including secretarial and cler- ical services. Student mail, student booking of University facilities, finan- cial accounts and publicity for stu- dent clubs and organizations, and Uni- versity health services are handled through the Centre.

Student organizations on campus multiplied rapidly in number and scheduled activities in the past year, with 33 student clubs and organiza- tiomas at last count. The role of tbe Ofice of Student Affairs is to co- ordinate student activities ou campus and to integrate them as much as possible into the academic framework of the University, to supply students with clerical services, to advise in program planning when requested, and to maintain a central office for

purposes of records, information, and publicity.

Noteworthy student organizations new on campus in 1963 are the In- ternational Students Association, the Debating Union, and the Students’ Wives Club. The International Stu- dents Association, open to overseas students, Canadian students, and fac- ulty, aims to promote the interests of overseas students on campus.

The Debating Union has already participated in three public debates at the University of -Rochester, Mc- Gill, and Bsgoode Hall Law School. The Students’ Wives Club organizes social, cultural, and athletic programs the year round for wives of under- graduate and graduate students.

I am confident that past student initiative and achievement will chal- lenge this year’s student body to aim at an extracurricular program that parallels the University’s academic excellence. At least, this is an earn- est hope.

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by tom rankin Scotch, in the liquid sense, has long been a topic of discussion

at Technical Sessions etc., but now it is the subject of an academic study. F. J. Barnett, a lecturer in Economics at the Waterloo Luther- an University has received a Canada Council Grant of $2,000 to at- tend Cambridge University in order to study the effect of the export of Scotch Whiskey on the economic development of Scotland. Per- haps $2,00 would.be better spent on the purchase of Scotch than on a study of same.

Those of you who have fought your way down University Ave., against the bitter cold Winter winds no doubt are dreading the pass- ing of this lovely Fall weather. At the University of Victoria, a car pool is being organized by the Student Council to alleviate this prob- lem. Not only does this plan supply transportation for those of us who have to rely on Shank’s Pony, but it also cuts down on operation costs for those who drive to school alone. A similar plan would be a boon to Waterloo students. Please take note Student Council Reps.

At O.A.C., four students are planning an excursion into the business of entertainment in the form of a coffee house. Professionals in the folk and jazz fields will be headlined on Friday and Saturday nights along with any college talent forthcoming. On Thursday nights, the club will be an intellectuals haven as controversial discussions and guest speakers will be the order of business. In order to encour- age student interest -and participation, stocks in the enterprise are being sold for $5.00 a share.

The problem of a lack of top notch professors for Summer Courses was solved in one case at the University of Western Ontario. A six week course in Economics was taped at the local television studio and shown via closed circuit on five monitors for the 75 stu- dents taking this course. The programmes were supplemented by dis- cussion periods led by an economics instructor.

After an article in the Ubyssey concerning improper advances made to girls on lonely stretches of beach on the University of British Columbia campus, some male students have organized an escort ser- vice. Young female nature lovers, who wish to stroll the beaches, have simply to contact the service in order to have two strong young males escort her on her wanderings. I am inclined to believe that these boys have ulterior motives; I can’t think of a better way to get acquainted with the pretty co-eds on campus.

FABLE IX it’s my turn. Hand over the cash.”

One day a young man walked into Holding firm to bookstore policy, she

the bookstore looking very innocent, took her time about reading the mes-

but when he felt, the time was right sage and then very calmly gave the

he walked up to the cash register. culprit a quick left to the jaw and he

He handed the lady behind the count- was out cold.

er a note which read, “You’ve been Moral: Crime waits for pro plan. robbing people long enough - now “Mat”

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TEC’HNIC~L SESSON I a After a long, difficult journey along

a dark, winding road, I finally afrived at the Bingeman Park Lodge. Getting there at about 8:15 p.m., I walked in to espy several groups of engineers clustered about tables, playing cards, and drinking beer. Their attire varied from sweatshirts and sneakers to sportsjackets and white shirts “sans” ties: (Profuse supplies of potato chips go very well with copious .amounts of beer, I have discovered).

The evening proceeds admirably in a rather jovial strain, and towards ten’ o’clock singing has erupted; fol- lowin& the consumption of much beer. It’s George Neivton’s birthday so everyone pitches in with “Happv

Birthdas” in bis honour. which is very n&e, I think. (I hat& ‘to’ sound

Now a big sing-along. has begun and everybody is in high spirits. I

like a louse, but I’m the only one , wish someone else besides me would who’s singing in tune). sing in tune. ”

Such is the mood until the time for the great contention to ‘get under way . . . It’s time for the boat race!!!

Team 4A comes through first with a good time of 31.8 seconds. Next is 2B which comes close with 32.3 sec- onds. Now is 2A which does it in 33.6 seconds. 4A’s good time is due greatly t6. the fact that it’s anchor man, George Newton; downed both of his glasses in three seconds. Bring- ing up the rear is team 1A which just manages 37.5 seconds.

Someone has just begun to serve the food while we chant a quaint ditty, the name of which and the theme of which, I will refrain from mentioning. Thi,s is ‘pretty good food but I wish that it didn’t look so fuzzy!

It is presently 1l:OO p.m.’ and beer bottles and glass& are being smashed right and left - it almost seems like some of the fellows have, been drink- ing; in fact, some guys are so drunk that I can hardly see them.

It’s gel+ng ‘pretty wild in here, so I had better sign off . . . !

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TECHNICAL SESSION This year’s engineering technical session was held on October

3rd at Bingeman Park Lodge. It appears to have been a success be- cause nearly everyone enjoyed himself and the cost of damage repairs, born by the engineering society, tiill be abnormally low. Glass break-: age showed a decided in&ease from last year’s total, although near the end of the evening, there was ‘a strong attempt to equal last year’s mark. A trend seems to have devel- oped whereby the rate of breaking bottles varies inversely as the time remaining, in which to break them. Apparently many other avenues of destruction were overlooked. A large, flimsy, rather tempting false door and 3,000 square feet ,of burlap drapery remained unnoticed, unharmed. Cas- ualties were light with the exception

’ pf the person who fell froni the piano. All in all, a relatively peaceful at-

mosphere prevailed mainly due to a high aggregate of. maturity and, in part perhaps, to a chap affectionately referred to as “Tiny the Bouncer” who is 6’5” with a vast mid-section and who seemed to provide a retard- ing influence. Only one person was asked to leave and unfortunately be refused. He first touched the ground somewhere in the yicinity of the div- ing board. Generally, the mere fact that we were able to return to Binge- man Park spe,aks well for the evening.

The focal point of the session was the boat rqce, captured this Iyear by

3 the open throats df the Class of ‘64. These were the chaps who, steeped in experience. and trained by their able coach, consumed .the Greatest /

amount of fluid in the shortest time. With adhesion to the rules of the game, ten glasses were consumed in the neighbourhood of 3 1.5 seconds.

However, nothing less must be said about the other teams whose fine ef- forts kept them well in contention. From these teams came such stars as “Harvey” whose speed seemed re- stricted only by the limitations of gravity.

On noticing the enthusiasm and competitive spirit in which this con- test was staged, it is the opinion of this reporter that boat racing is fast becoming one of the nation’s most popular, indoor, spectator sports. Its future prospect is promising and lim- ited only by the imagination. It could grow to such proportions as to include leagues, substitutions, and cheerlead- ers. The tradition should be well pre- served at future technical sessions.

The only rather ~disappointing fea- ture of the evening was the decided absence of faculty members. It is hoped that next year their interest will be increased.

In short, the evening was a success, due primarily to proper planning and execution and credit must be given to this year’s Engineering Society.

G. Farquar, Eng. IV.

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. . , 1 situation on campus ‘with the hope that someone will ,be. prodded * into action. I . ’ .’ * / ’ . i .I .

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\ +. For those of you that ,aren’t ziwme of the recent restriction, it is:

There will ,be no, student parking on any parking lot other than lot F ‘off University Ave., and the gravel lot at Seagram’s Stadium. Now this *regulation has .obviously been imposed for the benefit of the faculty and staff and, as I am sure you’re aware, has ‘invoked scores of complaints from the students. This new restriction is to% remain in force’until someone comes up with a better’ solution, so students don’t just~omplain, do something! Before, however, you tear off to the President’s of&e with a#fool-proof solution, let me tell you the constituents of. the problem.

The University of Waterloo Administration has a principle re- garding traffic on campus which governs their policies on, among other thmgs, parking of cars. This principle essentially is that there be San absolute minimum amount of traffic on campus. The reasons underlying this’ principle are basically: (a) traffic and corresponding traffic jams create an unpleasant atmosphere from the oint of view ‘of academic environment; (b) Direction and control o f such traffic would require. a poliqe force, three to four times its present size, and still, according to administration, the problem would be great. A prime example of. where this has happened is the University of British Columbia where. they. are famous for traffic jams on campus. For

. these same reasons, there are no through roads on campus and there apparently never will be.

John Conlin, Managing Editor

The title of Managing Editor may sound pretty impressive but actually

--he has one of the easiest jobs of all those on The Coryphaeus staff. I He insures that. each writer submits the article ‘assigned to him in time for the paper to be assembled before going to’ press. Due to the organizational gen- ius of the editor-in-chief and the in- terested co-operation of most of the contributing writers, there is very little to do. It is ‘not that I am trying to get out of work but this is the way a paper should ‘operate and I sincere- ly hope it will continue this way in the future.

The managing editor asks anyone who is not already on the staff but who has some pet peeve to, get off his chest, a humorous story to tell or anything that he thinks may be inter- esting to read, to bring it into the of- fice with his signature attached. If the editor-in-chief got out of the right side of bed that morning it will prob- ably be published in the next issue.

John Conliu

Brian Olafson, Sports Editor

Editors of sports for this year’s Coryphaeus are Brian Olafson and Doug Grenkie. Neither of us is ex- perienced, and so we are asking co- operation and patience with regard to our department.

We, want to give full coverage to all sports on ‘campus. This will in- clude all university team sports, intramural spurts between the var- ious faculties and colleges, and all sporting clubs on campus. If any- one is interested in starting any new sporting clubs we will be glad to help in any way possible. If you are inter- ested in writing up any sport event on campus, please contact the editors in The Coryphaeus office.

Brian Olafson.

Tom Rankin, CUP. Editor

C.U.P. stands for Canadian Univer- sity Press, a national organization which acts as liason among the cam- pus newspapers across Canada. It is the job of the C.U.P. Editor, through the facilities of C.U.P. and university newspapers, to present a comprehen- sive picture of activities at other uni- versities. The information sifted from these sources is contained in the ar- ticle Cross Canada Telescope which appears weekly. This column will ‘try to follow the precedent ,set by last year’s CUP. editor, Richard Com- ber, of a fine readable column.

Richard Rowe, Circulation Manager Art Anderson, Fine’ .Arts Ed@or . . . The circulation of this newspaper

is the final link in a long chain of <The job of the ‘Fine Arts ‘editor of

jobs which, combined, bring the cam: The Coryphaeus is d to keep the stu-

’ dent body of. the Univehsity well in- pus news to the student body. For this formed in the Arts. reason, and only for fhis reason, is the job of circulation manager an im-

Of prime concern then will be the

portant, yet simple link. It is by no publicity of the coming attractions to

means a prestige position. ’ the Theatre of the Arts, for not;only has the Department -of the University

Papers will be distributed to the Extension done an .extremely fine job following location by 2:PO pm., of arranging first rate performances Thursday. afternoons: the Chemistry (including the Canadian Players, Fes- foycrj the Engineering foyer,’ the Phy- tival Singers, Gerald Moore, and the sits foyer, the Arts foyer, the two . . Barbini Orchestra) *but also .plans at campus cafeterias and the three col- least two student productions;’ the’ ‘first leges. Do not expect the distribution being Gilbert and S&van comic of the paper to be punctual: we are ‘operetta f‘Patience”8 sponsored by, the , students too!

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. ~ In my own small way, I serve the Other events which lie within the . _

University through this job, just; as scope (of the Fine Arts include the.‘art I know, many of you must serve it shows in the Theatre Gallery; 5 arts,

in your own way. I hope that ‘I can ’ and crafts exhibits like the one now, do my position justice. on display in the Science and En-

_ Richard Rowe. * gineering library, musical attractions ‘and the film series. ’

. . The process of ,‘(acquainting” the

readers with the coming’ fine arts attractions. will be twofold. ’ Firstly, ‘a general aimouncement of where, when and’ how much. *Secondly, where *pas-

‘sible, ‘material articles ’ will be publish- ed ‘about the ‘event with the dual pur- poses of arousing ,‘interest in it and providing’ sufhcient knowledge to the reader so that’ he will he able to more fully appreciate and therefore enjoy

Gerry Mueller, Photography Editor

The photography department’ this year has had ‘an excellent beginning. We have a large.staff of photograph- ers, some’ very experienced, some not so experienced. We have good quality cameras at our disposal, and a well equipped darkroom. All of our nega- tive developing is being done off’ cam- pus, and all our printing on campus. Alan Price, our darkroom man, has been doing an excellent job with these prints, particularly since he has not had that much experience.

We are sending photographers to as many of the campus functions as possible, however if you have any pictures that you feel we would be interested in, just drop them by at The CORYPHAEUS office,

’ I would like to draw your attention to the bulletin board outside the news office. Any pictures that we have printed but are not planning to pub- lish will be on display there, along with the published ones . . . Need- less to say we will welcome new tal- ent vigorously.

Gerry Mueller.

more completely these events. For ex- ample, next week, in view of (the fact that the Canadian Players are bring-

- ing their first two productions to ‘the Theatre of the Arts on October’ 21 and 22, The Coryphaeus will include an’ Mkie on each, play being pre- sented and one on the use of the apron-type stage ’ in drama, its ad- vantages and disadvantages. The auth- ors of these articles are members of the faculty and student body, well qualified to discuss their subjects.

’ The Coryphaeus is interested in publicizing not only’ the Fine Arts attractions, but all campus events. However, it should be noted, that in order to give a complete coverage, the newspaper needs at least three weeks notice.

Art And,erson.

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In simple cases, where one obvious right way is opposed to one obvious wrong way, it is often wiser to choose

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It was originally intended that there *be no undergraduate park- ing on *campus whatsoever. .Allowing such parking would eventually lead to huge parking lots on campus and because students would be coming and going at all hours of the day, the campus would soon look like a huge supermarket. It is the feeling of the University that

, this atmosphere does not lend itself to the university community and should be avoided at all costs.

/ The University of Waterloo’ claims to be not responsible for stu- dents’ access to the campus and therefore does not feel obligated to supply the facilities to cope with student traffic. Their feeling is essen- tially: We don’t care how the. students get here, whether by foot, bus, roper skates, bycycle or car. but if they do drive, where they park is theu problem., By supplying two gravel lots administration feels they are doing more than is required by them. r

To me this attitude stems from a lack of foresight. The Univer- sity of Waterloo has expanded at a far greater rate than was anticipat- ed. Also the peryentage of students that would be driving was under- estimated.z The result is, of course, no place to park. (b) Lack of responsibility on the part of the university. It’s fine to say “No traffic on campus .” It’s fine to say “We’re not responsible for, student park- ing,” but surely administration ‘can’t turn them back and ignore the problem knowing full well that it exists. If the University feels they are not able to handle the problem, at least corrective measures should be taken to prevent further su&h circumstances. By 1970 the enrollment here is expected to reach 7,000. Imagine what the prob- lem will be like then. The fact that there will be living quarters on campus for up to 4,000 students, who won’t need cars to get to classes doesn’t rule out the fact’that probably they will still have cars and will still have no place to park them.

This, then, is the state of affairs that now exists. The excuse that this type of problem, exists everywhere today in our society why not here, does not in my op.inion, justify their ‘lack of action:

What do you think?

ENGINEERING SOCIETY NEWS A regular meeting of the Engineering Society was held on Wed-

nesday, October 2 at 500 p.m., in room El 11. ’ . At this meeting the following appointments were made: Art Dawson of 2B Electrical to the ‘position of secretary. ’ . Bill Hosack of 2B Civil to the position of voting representative

for year 2B. ’ * Irwin Quick of 2B Electrical to the position of 2nd vice pres.

Dave Wilson, vice president of the Engineering Society, inform- ed the meeting that tentative plans for the Engineering Weekend, ,to \ be held October 18-19, have been made.

At present the Weekend is to consist of a hayride and masquer- ade dance on the Friday evening, Go-Cart races Saturday morning, a football game Saturday afternoon, and a semi-formal dance at Leisure Lodge Saturday evening.

Watch for the publicity concerning. this Weekend. Ted Cambridge, President of the Engineering Society, announc-

ed that the Society would be expected to enter one or two floats in the University’s Home Coming parade which will take place on Sat- urday, November 9th. After a brief discussion, it was decided that two floats ‘will be “Great Moments in History”.

quire It. must be pointed out that the building of these floats will re-

support from all the engineering students. Tom Rymer has been appointed co-ordinator for the building of the floats. If we sup- port him we can be assured that our entries will be worthy repre- sentation of our Society.

Watch for Tom, listen to his plan, and then volunteer a couple of hours of your time for the building of our floats.

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Residence Life: Two Saints and a Sinner ! JOIN THE EVENTS - II - WEEKLY APATHY CLUB , In the last throes of recovering from the lack of sleep encounter-

ed on the Montreal trip, this writer now has the job of remembering at least some of the exciting occurrences in the three residences dur- ing the past week. The question is, what has happened that she can possibly know about since she was on the way to, through, or from Montreal for a great part of the time?

However, a red-hot news tip arrived from the hallowed haiis of Saint Paul’s. It seems that they have now progressed to the second round of a college-wide chess tournament. This doesn’t sound like particularly strenuous activity in the physical sense, but the social tempo is bound to pick up when a student government is formally elected in November.

Another intellectual pastime, that of bridge-playing, seems to be firmly established as the favourite on-campus student amusement, but in Renison, ping-pong is gaining prominence. However, judge- ment will not be passed herein as to which is the more constructive sport, but just watch out for the ping-pong ba . . . !

Certainly less dangerous, if not more downright constructive, are the plans afoot for the election of the Benison house council and, too, the float to be entered in the Homecoming parade; not to mention the activities of the Operatic Society. In the forthcoming weeks, the residences will resound to the pounding of the gavel, mis- celianeous banging, sawing and hammering, and musical selections more or less on key. These will be among the main reasons for a mass exit ,of the students to an atmosphere more conducive to study - like the Arts cafeteria, the lake, or even the Kent,

Friday, October 11, 1963 Football - RMC vs. Waterloo Folk Song Club

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For all those spirited souls who have complained so vehemently about the lack of interest shown in campus activities, a new club has been form- ed ‘here at U. of W. The Apathy Club is designed to’ be of interest to anyone who, at some time during the school year, has said “I don’t care!” about something. The only member- ship qualifications for the club are that the prospective member be will- ing to devote himself (or not do so, if he feels so inclined) to the advance- ment and encouragement of apathy on campus.

The Apathy Club will have as its official publication a weekly, or bi- weekly, or (maybe) bi-monthly news- paper or magazine the name of which will in all probability be SO! Pub- lished in the journal (whenever any- one cares enough to put it out) will be such apathy producing articles as The Composition of Pottery Found in Selected Garbage Dumps of the World, Seven Hundred Ways to Use Thread, Fourteen Hundred Ways Not to Use Thread, and other useless gems of literary mediocrity. These &icles may not appear in SO!, but Auathv Club members will not really c&e whether or not they do appear. And nobody will care about the sta- tistics published in SO!, because they, - as well, will be useless. Examples of such statistics are: The number of ripples in seventeen feet of the Grand River; the number of people who have bought two-cent red licorice-sticks at Forwell’s; and the latest statistics in- dicating a declining birth-rate in Can- ton Province of China. These statis- tics may or may not be correct, but, then, no one cares whether or not they ARE correct.

Saturday, October 12, 1963 Regatta - Toronto - Argonaut Rowing Club - 1 p.m.

Sunday, October 13, 1963 Rugger - Queens vs. Waterloo Rugger Field, 2 p.m.

Monday, October 14, 1963 Glee Club Circle K

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Wednesday, October 16, 1963 Rugger - Practice 4:00 - 6:Og p.m.

FABLE V In atonement for their gift last

Christmas of a pig to the faculty of Science, the same generous group of people decided to make them a gift of a horse. Being rather sick of pig patties, the men and women of Science immediately set about cdok- ing their horse behind the Depart- ment of Buildings and Grounds. As they danced and sang, they failed to notice that there was a south-east

wind blowing. Their attention was called to the-fact, however, when a gentleman stuck his head out of a third floor window in the Physics Building. They were immediately blinded by the glare of the sun on his tie. “You will all fail,” he called to them.

It will be of disinterest to anyone who doesn’t care whether or not he joins the club that the club’s colours are blue and whatever shade of magenta the member doesn’t care about. The Motto of the club will be WHO CARES? and will be written in Sanskrit, as will all club publications whenever they appear or do not ap- pear. The use of Sanskrit is not de- manded; however, since no one really cares enough to learn to read or write Sanskrit, the club will probably use this language whenever it so decides.

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Club will, in all events, be held in Room 106 of the new Science build- ing if it is ever completed. The meet- ing may not be held at seven P.M., and may not include the elections of the three or four or five officers of the club. At any rate, it is remotely possible that no meeting will ever be held because, after all, WHO CARES?

Moral: Never cook a gift horse in the south.

‘(Ma?’

GOLF TEAM CHOSEN BRIDGE CLUB The greenskeepers had their

work cut out for them on Thurs- day, September 26, when thirty- seven University of Waterloo golfers mutilated Rockway Golf Course. The intramural golf tour- nament brought out many hope- fuls for the Intercollegiate Golf Team, as well as quite a few others who preferred the links to the lecture halls.

The three top places were taken by freshmen - Paul Deeton (77’, Brian Boehmer (79) and Don Malcolm (79) with Frank Pinder, Allan Swartz, Jim Veitch, Brian Moritz, Harold (Dietrich and Steve Lazier all within seven strokes of the winner. The top nine golfers played another round on Mon- day, this time at the more difficult Westmount Golf Course, where the results determined the Intercollegiate Team. Coming through in fine style was Allan Swartz, with a one-over- par 73. Others chosen for the team were Paul Deeton, Don Malcolm and Frank Pinder, with Brian Boehmer as a spare.

aged to play most of the hole in the rough, having the perseverence not to take the “easy way out” by yield- ing to a penalty.

IN THE ROUGH: The tenth hole at Westmount was the source of many angry words, especially for Dietrich and Boehmer. Boehmer man-

Officers elected October 1, 1963 President - - - - Don Curran Vice-president - Horst Wohlgemut Secretary - - - - Maureen Bell Treasurer - - Doug Magnusson Tournament Director - Mel Norton Tournament Sec. - Roger Kingsley Publicity Director - Rodney Wilton Social Convenor - - Karen Scorgie First Game - Sunday, Oct. 6, 1963 1. Horst Wohlgemut - Paul Dirksen 2. Doug Magnusson - Leo Johnson 3. Don Curran - Doug Curran

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AND VARIETY

19 King St. N. Waterloo Corner of King and University

fall’s most in demand

Sweaters, Sport Jackets

and Wind Breakers.

They contribute a smart Herb Forester Men’s Wear

Quality Clothes 94 King Street South, Wat. 10% Student Discount Allowed

TO TOTZKE’S rugged appearance and

prolong wear.

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213 Ring St. W. - Kitchener

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I Schmuck Shoes Special Discount to Students with

Identification card 23 King North - Waterloo