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Garry Mills sang

Top Teen Baby

Who’s a happy boy then?

Nina & Frederick warbled

‘Little Donkey’

Little did they know…

Elvis Presley said

It’s Now or Never

Bet Mum said the same thing!

Beer goes UP to

1/7d!!!!!

Have to switch to shorts!

Stirling Moss wins Monaco Grand Prix

despite losing his licence

Who needs a licence, anyway?

Then on 16th December

- the highlight of the year

Desmond Keiher

was dropped from a great

height

- and has never been the same since

That makes our Des

the big

……

Oh No! It’s the “F” word, that terrible “F” word, stop me, please before I say it, before I lose control and say it again, and again and

again.

Oh No! Too Late!

Des is Fifty

Yes Fifty

Don’t feel old and depressed

because you’re 50!

Things could be worse

- you could be pregnant

Cheer up

- here’s the perfect present for a man of

your age

- hot chicks with a fast car

And to end this show

- a traditional Hawaiian wish

- don’t get excited this isn’t a hint about your present

May your coconuts never hang lower than your grass skirt

Now, where’s the cake????