17 Signs You Might Need Service Virtualization

With All Apologies to Jeff Foxworthy

From ServiceVirtualization.com

… You might need Service Virtualization.

If your dev team is still working on a game marketed as “even better and more realistic than Space Invaders” …

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… You might need Service Virtualization.

If your load test is scheduled for after the start of the production phase …2

… You might need Service Virtualization.

If your idea of testing involves reviewing customer complaints …3

… You might need Service Virtualization.

If the number of defects you’ve referred to break-fix exceeds your age …

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… You might need Service Virtualization.

If your company hired a shaman to ward off development bugs …5

… You might need Service Virtualization.

If your dev team celebrates the vernal equinox because it’s the only time you get access to the production environment …

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… You might need Service Virtualization.

If competition for mainframe time is like a scene from The Warriors …7

… You might need Service Virtualization.

If there’s a hatchet stuck in your office door on Monday morning …

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… You might need Service Virtualization.

If the time between version releases exceeds the length of a presidential term … 9

… You might need Service Virtualization.

If you’re up to level 971 on Candy Crush because of another team’s broken build …

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… You might need Service Virtualization.

If members of your development team refuse to make eye contact at the weekly sprint meeting …

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… You might need Service Virtualization.

If the Ouija Board is your best test tool ...

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… You might need Service Virtualization.

If the Ops guys keep letting the air out of your tires …

13

… You might need Service Virtualization.

If your company changes CIOs more often than Lady Gaga changes her hair …

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… You might need Service Virtualization.

If the number of customer support issues reported per quarter exceeds your app downloads …

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… You might need Service Virtualization.

If your competitor just released Version 3 of its software before your Version 1 hits production …

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… You might need Service Virtualization.

If the representative from human resources is holding for you on line 2 …

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If any of those 17 things applies to you, it’s time to look into Service Virtualization.

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