10 Humorous Quotes about Time Management

Deadlines

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they pass”

~ Douglas Adams, Hitchhikers’ Guide to the Galaxy

Oh! the Irony

“Modern man thinks he loses time when he does not do things quickly. Yet he does not know what to do with the time he gains --

except kill it.”

~ Erich Fromm

Time = $$

“Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a

commercial”

~Frank Dane

R & R is a must!

“People who cannot find time for recreation are obliged sooner or later,

to find time for illness”

~John Wanamaker

Let’s turn it around

“Time and tide wait for no man. A pompous and

self-satisfied proverb, and was true for a billion

years; but in our day of electric wires and water-

ballast we turn it around: Man waits not for time

nor tide”

~ Mark Twain

Need for greed

“I can at any moment convert my time into

money, but I do not require more of the latter

than is sufficient for necessary purposes.”

~ Michael Faraday

Follow the Clock

“Don't watch the clock; do what it

does. Keep going”

~ Sam Levenson

If tomorrow never comes

“I'm going to stop putting things off,

starting tomorrow!”

~ Sam Levenson

Take it slow

“There is more to life than increasing

its speed.”

~ Mahatma Gandhi

You’re in control!

“The bad news is time flies. The good

news is you're the pilot.”

~ Michael Altshuler