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10 FUNNY QUOTESto liven up your next presentation

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“ GET YOUR FACTS FIRST, THEN YOU CAN DISTORT THEM AS YOU PLEASE.” Mark Twain

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Don Marquis

“PROCRASTINATION

IS THE ART OF KEEPING UP WITH

YESTERDAY.”

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“ I LOVE DEADLINES. I LIKE THE WHOOSHING SOUND THEY MAKE AS THEY FLY BY.” Douglas Adams

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“ AN IDEA ISN’T RESPONSIBLE FOR THE PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN IT.” Don Marquis

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“ THERE CANNOT BE A CRISIS NEXT WEEK. MY SCHEDULE IS ALREADY FULL.”

Henry Kissinger

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“ ALL GENERALIZA

TIONS ARE FALSE,

INCLUDING THIS ONE.”

Mark Twain

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“ I DON'T WANT YES-MEN AROUND ME. I WANT EVERYONE TO TELL THE TRUTH, EVEN IF IT COSTS THEM THEIR JOBS.”Samuel

Goldwyn

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“ THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL HAS BEEN

TURNED OFF DUE TO BUDGET CUTS.”

Anonymous

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“ IF I HAD ASKED PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANTED, THEY WOULD HAVE SAIDFASTER HORSES.”

Henry Ford

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“ BEING POWERFUL IS LIKE BEING A LADY. IF YOU HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE YOU ARE, YOU AREN’T.”

Margaret Thatcher

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