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Newspaper 2008

Edition 9 19/04/08

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Sport NewsSport News

NetballNetball

Well done to the girls Well done to the girls on having won on having won

against the Norths!against the Norths!

The score was 18 to 66 The score was 18 to 66 Varroville’s way. Varroville’s way.

Congratulations!Congratulations!

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Puzzle Of The WeekPuzzle Of The Week

Rating :

Medium

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News Flash! News Flash!News Flash! News Flash!

• From today there are 9 days until Christmas, so From today there are 9 days until Christmas, so could we all please give each other our Christmas could we all please give each other our Christmas Lists.Lists.

• Oh…I almost forgot! Lets not forget the true Oh…I almost forgot! Lets not forget the true meaning of Christmas, the birth of Jesusmeaning of Christmas, the birth of Jesus

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Weather ReportWeather Report

Monday SunnyMonday Sunny

Tuesday Light Rain Tuesday Light Rain WednesdayWednesday Light Rain Light Rain

Thursday Light RainThursday Light Rain

Friday Showers Friday Showers

Saturday Light RainSaturday Light Rain

SundaySunday Sunny Sunny

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Funny PageFunny Page

Yo Mama Of The WeekYo Mama Of The WeekYo mama so poor she

can't afford to pay attention!

Joke Of The WeekJoke Of The WeekWhat do snowmen eat for What do snowmen eat for

breakfast? Snowflakes!breakfast? Snowflakes!

QuizQuiz

In which century was the artist Michaelangelo born?

(A) 17th century

(B)14th century

(C) 15th century

(D) 16th century

Answer:C

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Family InterviewFamily Interview

Kye:Kye: If you could go any If you could go any place in the world where place in the world where would it be?would it be?

Mum: Europe & CanadaMum: Europe & Canada..Kye:Kye: What is the best What is the best

book you have ever read?book you have ever read?Mum: I’ve read so many I Mum: I’ve read so many I

can’t really say, in fact can’t really say, in fact there have only been a few there have only been a few I have really hated.I have really hated.

Kye:Kye: What is the best What is the best game you have ever game you have ever played?played?

Mum: Netball of courseMum: Netball of course

Kye:Kye: If you could do any job If you could do any job what would it be? what would it be?

Mum: I would like to own a guest Mum: I would like to own a guest house or be a floristhouse or be a florist

Kye: Kye: What is your greatest What is your greatest fear?fear?

Mum: SNAKES., I really hate Mum: SNAKES., I really hate themthem

Kye: When was the most Kye: When was the most embarrassing time of your life?embarrassing time of your life?

Mum:Mum: When I wet myself When I wet myself after I fell over in the back after I fell over in the back room and knocked myself outroom and knocked myself out

Carlie: Carlie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

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Chefs Needed!Chefs Needed!

Attention all cooks! Attention all Attention all cooks! Attention all cooks! Help wanted in kitchen!cooks! Help wanted in kitchen!

Hours: NoneHours: None

Salary: $0.00Salary: $0.00

See Mum for more details.See Mum for more details.

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Credits Credits

Wondering were we get our hilarious jokes or the best Wondering were we get our hilarious jokes or the best weather reports from ?!weather reports from ?!Well here they are!Well here they are!

Weather: Weather: http://www.weather.com.au/nsw/campbelltownhttp://www.weather.com.au/nsw/campbelltownJokes:Jokes:http://www.ahajokes.com/ym09.htmlhttp://www.ahajokes.com/ym09.htmlhttp://www.cleanjoke.com/humor/Short-Christmas-Jokes.http://www.cleanjoke.com/humor/Short-Christmas-Jokes.htmlhtml