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Classroom Decorum

George V. Krestas

Engineering Department

De Anza College

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Rule #1

GVK

The class has a well defined starting and

ending time.

The classroom is not your local fast food restaurant where you can come and go as you please!

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Rule #2

GVK

The classroom is is not a day care center!

Take care of your physical needs Before entering the classroom.

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Rule #3

GVK

The classroom is not the cafeteria!

Your mother is not here to clean after you!

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Rule #4

GVK

The classroom is NOT a telephone booth!

Ringing telephones are a distraction to all who are here

to learn.

If you are expecting an emergency call, do us all a

favor and stay home!

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Rule #5

GVK

The classroom is not an Internet Café!

There is an Internet Café across the street

for your text-messaging and personal e-mail needs!

Text-messaging is a distraction to you and to the others around you who are here to learn.

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Rule #6

GVK

The classroom is NOT a nightclub!

Other people don’t care about your taste in music!

Put telephones and all other entertainment equipment out of

sight and out of mind before entering the classroom.

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Rule #7

GVK

The classroom is not a playpen!

The child development center is at the southwest corner of

the campus.

Drop the high school attitude, this is college!

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The classroom is not affiliated with

Club Med!

Rule #8

If you are looking for an economical vacation, Santa Cruz is only 30 miles south

from here!

How you sit tells a lot about you!

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Rule #9

GVK

The classroom is not your bedroom!

For a comfortable place to sleep, there are several motels down the street!

Nobody learned anything sleeping!Besides your snoring distracts the rest of us

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Rule #10

GVK

The classroom is not a comedy club!

If you are bored, don’t waste your time, and ours, listening to this

useless stuff.

Being a student means being an alert participant in the learning process.

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Rule #11

GVK

The classroom is not the Fleishhacker Zoo!

Yawning loudly is neither

cute nor appropriate human behavior!

Cover your mouth!Nobody cares about your dentist’s handiwork!

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Rule #12

GVK

The classroom is not the British Parliament!

If you want to talk in class,Get your own class.

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Reminder #13

GVK

The classroom is not a

public forum!

If you want to argue, join the

debate society.

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Rule #14

GVK

If you have the “I don’t know and I

don’t care” attitude …

YOU are wasting your time being in college.

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Rule #15

GVK

“There are only 24 hours in a day!

Plan accordingly. Otherwise, school or

work or both will suffer!

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My “American Idol”

GVK

“There is only one attitude here,

and that’s mine”

They don’t pay me to be here because I am gorgeous,

they pay me because I am smart!

Judge Judy says:

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The End

Everywhere man blames nature and fate, yet his fate is mostly but the echo of his character and passions, his mistakes and weaknesses. DemocritusClass Decorun

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