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The official world's record for The official world's record for

keeping a plane aloft is held by Al keeping a plane aloft is held by Al and Fred Key of Meridian, and Fred Key of Meridian,

Mississippi. They refueled in the air Mississippi. They refueled in the air and kept their plane aloft for 653 and kept their plane aloft for 653 hours and 34 minutes (27 days, 5 hours and 34 minutes (27 days, 5 hours,hours, and 34 minutes) in 1935.and 34 minutes) in 1935.

The official world's record for The official world's record for keeping a plane aloft is held by Al keeping a plane aloft is held by Al

and Fred Key of Meridian, and Fred Key of Meridian, Mississippi. They refueled in the air Mississippi. They refueled in the air

and kept their plane aloft for 653 and kept their plane aloft for 653 hours and 34 minutes (27 days, 5 hours and 34 minutes (27 days, 5 hours,hours, and 34 minutes) in 1935.and 34 minutes) in 1935.

‘‘ ‘‘ Clothes make the man. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or Naked people have little or no influence in society. ’’no influence in society. ’’

Mark TwainMark Twain

‘‘ ‘‘ Clothes make the man. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or Naked people have little or no influence in society. ’’no influence in society. ’’

Mark TwainMark Twain

Why did Yankee Doodle name Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni the feather in his hat Macaroni

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Why did Yankee Doodle name Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni the feather in his hat Macaroni

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A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his

papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your

experience is unparalleled.experience is unparalleled."Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales "Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales

representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm

sorry....we can't hire you."sorry....we can't hire you.""But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!""But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"

"Really? Great! Show me!""Really? Great! Show me!"So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out

all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of

aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking."Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a "Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a

respectable company, and we will not have our employees respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over, the country!"womanizing all over, the country!"

"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!""Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!""Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?""Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"

"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, "Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"winking, and asked for aspirin?"

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his

papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your

experience is unparalleled.experience is unparalleled."Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales "Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales

representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm

sorry....we can't hire you."sorry....we can't hire you.""But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!""But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"

"Really? Great! Show me!""Really? Great! Show me!"So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out

all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of

aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking."Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a "Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a

respectable company, and we will not have our employees respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over, the country!"womanizing all over, the country!"

"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!""Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!""Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?""Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"

"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, "Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"winking, and asked for aspirin?"

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