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"Rhythm" is the "Rhythm" is the longest English longest English word without a word without a

vowel.vowel.

““When you go into court you When you go into court you

are putting your fate into the are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get weren’t smart enough to get

out of jury duty” out of jury duty” Norm CrosbyNorm Crosby

Those who can't Those who can't

laugh at themselves laugh at themselves leave the job to leave the job to

others.others.

 

 

 

 

A couple of old guys were golfing when one mentioned that he was going to go to Dr.  Smith for a new set of

dentures in the morning. His elderly buddy remarked that he, too, had gone to the very same dentist two years before. "Is that so?" asked the first old guy.  "Did he do a good job?“ The

second oldster replied,"Well, I was on the golf course yesterday when a guy

on the next fairway hooked a shot.  The ball must have been going at least 200 mph when it smacked me right

in the testicles."The first old guy was confused and asked, "What the

hell does that have to do with your dentures?" "It was the first time my teeth didn't hurt....."

 

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