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Canada has more Canada has more lakes than the rest lakes than the rest

of the world of the world combined. combined.

Canada has more Canada has more lakes than the rest lakes than the rest

of the world of the world combined. combined.

"It took me seventeen years to get "It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one

afternoon on the golf course.“afternoon on the golf course.“

Hank AaronHank Aaron

"It took me seventeen years to get "It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one

afternoon on the golf course.“afternoon on the golf course.“

Hank AaronHank Aaron

No amount of advance No amount of advance planning will ever planning will ever

replace dumb luck.replace dumb luck.

No amount of advance No amount of advance planning will ever planning will ever

replace dumb luck.replace dumb luck.

Bubba and Junior were standing at the  base of a Bubba and Junior were standing at the  base of a flagpole, looking up.  A blond lady walked by flagpole, looking up.  A blond lady walked by

and asked what they were  doing. “ We're and asked what they were  doing. “ We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said

Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder. "The Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder. "The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a took a tape measure from her pocket, took a

measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away. Junior shook his six inches," and walked away. Junior shook his

head and laughed. head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blond? We ask for the "Ain't that just like a dumb blond? We ask for the

height, and she gives us the length. "Bubba and height, and she gives us the length. "Bubba and Junior are currently doing reconstruction work on Junior are currently doing reconstruction work on

the New Orleans levees.the New Orleans levees.

Bubba and Junior were standing at the  base of a Bubba and Junior were standing at the  base of a flagpole, looking up.  A blond lady walked by flagpole, looking up.  A blond lady walked by

and asked what they were  doing. “ We're and asked what they were  doing. “ We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said

Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder. "The Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder. "The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a took a tape measure from her pocket, took a

measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away. Junior shook his six inches," and walked away. Junior shook his

head and laughed. head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blond? We ask for the "Ain't that just like a dumb blond? We ask for the

height, and she gives us the length. "Bubba and height, and she gives us the length. "Bubba and Junior are currently doing reconstruction work on Junior are currently doing reconstruction work on

the New Orleans levees.the New Orleans levees.

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