Facial Hair: Why Not Grow a Mustache?

(Ten Reasons to Grow a Mustache)

Reason #1It would keep your nose warm!

Reason #2It would be fun to brush it!

Reason #3You can pretend to be other people!

Reason #4It would look like there is a squirrel on your

face!

Reason #5Finally, you could take over a country!

Reason #6Wait! Not Done!! Lots of famous people have

mustaches!

Reason #7You could be a pirate!

Reason #8You could make a swing with it! (See Shel

Silverstein).

Reason #9You could look like a policeman!

Reason #10You could act like a policeman!