REALLY SAY ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS

WHAT THOSE HAPPYEXECUTIVE PHOTOS

Ever wonder what those stock

“happy executive” photos on your website

are really telling your customers?

“We’re the global leader in giant puzzle assembly. So if that’s what you need,

we’re the guys to call.”

“Before each meeting, we show you a picture of something and make you guess what it is.”

“Ha ha! You just tripped and don’t think anyone saw it. “

“Sometimes in meetings we look at blank papers and laugh in a creepy way.”

“We have a special team of happy executives just for inspiration, validation and attaboys.”

“Whenever you meet with one of us, the others blur out in the background so you’ll always know

which one of us you’re talking to.”

“Here’s another example of that.”

“When we strike a deal, we always go outside under the buildings to shake on it.”

“We don’t understand whiteboards. Mostly we don’t get how to use the markers properly.”

“But we’re very encouraging to any team member who wants to give it a go.”

“Instead, we prefer to crowd around the company laptop.”

“Sometimes we’ll gather around and be all like Hmmmmm”

“Sometimes we touch the screen ...just to see what happens ”

“or put a pen to our mouth while somebody else points at the screen”

“Sometimes we bring Bob in to point at the screen.”

“ Yay Bob!”

“Pop Quiz: Which one of us are you talking to?”

“We are world class baked right now. No, seriously. Did you bring Fritos?.”

BUT IF YOU HAVETO DO IT...

AT LEAST REMOVETHE WATERMARK

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