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Spring is finally in the air… or at least it’s coming up on the calendar. Join us as we shake off those winter cobwebs and present some tips, trivia and Tidbits for the blooming season!
In many areas • of the U.S., spring weath-er means ho-m e o w n e r s returning out-doors to tend to their lawns and gardens. If you haven’t used your lawn mow-er since last fall, make sure you clean the spark plugs before firing it up. While you’re at it, check all the nuts and bolts and make sure they’re tight. The vibration of the mower tends to loosen them just a bit with each use. And as you can imag-ine, you don’t want a mower to come fly-ing apart during use.Last year, more than 15,000 children were • treated for lawn-mower-related injuries in emergency rooms. Never let a child accompany you on a riding mower; it’s built for one adult occupant. It’s safest to keep kids completely out of the area when you’re mowing. Items hidden in the grass can be as devastating as bullets when flung by a mower’s powerful blades. Fi-nally, wear enclosed shoes when operat-ing a mower. Flip-flops and sandals leave your feet vulnerable, and tend to slip and slide on freshly-mown grass.In many states, spring is also known as • flood season. Floods are vicious, unpre-dictable events, and your only defense is to be prepared. Experts recommend that anyone living in a flood plain have some form of flood insurance. And don’t wait too long; such policies take an average of 30 days to go into effect. Most standard ho-meowner policies do not cover flood dam-age. Since your home holds much of your personal and financial security, it’s vital to protect the investment.
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was I thinking when I bought this?” Both the Salvation Army and Goodwill Indus-tries are always on the lookout for items of clothing – notably school wear for young-sters, professional style business clothes that adults can wear to job interviews, and shoes (particularly in children’s sizes). Please consider making a tax-deductible clothing donation while you’re purging items from your closet!Daylight Saving Time began on March 9. • Have you already moved all your clocks forward an hour? And replaced the batter-ies in your home’s smoke alarms and car-bon monoxide alarms? And turned and/or rotated the mattresses on your home’s beds? These are three tasks that many choose to tackle on the day DST begins, so if you “missed the boat,” it’s not too late to get on board.April 15th is looming, so if you’ve yet to • file your taxes, why not beat the rush by assembling your receipts and necessary papers now? If you’re throwing away old financial records, ensure your privacy by shredding these papers. The IRS recom-mends keeping at least three years of documentation handy, should any ques-tions arise down the line.
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If you use winter-specific tires on your • vehicle during the colder months, now is a good time to switch back to all-season tires. Snow tires are crafted from a soft-er rubber compound than normal tires, so they’re ill-suited for warmer weather. They’ll become noisy, they’ll wear out more quickly, and they’ll reduce your au-tomobile’s fuel efficiency. It’s best to store snow tires in a cool, dark, dry place, such as the basement.In most areas of the U.S., the underbody • of an automobile driven over the winter tends to accumulate some combination of dirt, grime, dead vegetation, and road salt. Now that the weather has gotten a bit warmer, it’s time to give your car or truck a thorough bath. If you don’t have the time or energy to do it yourself, ask a car wash professional to give it a good bumper-to-bumper and top-to-bottom scrubbing. Washing away the winter irri-tants will help not only to preserve your car’s paint job, but its overall resale val-ue.This is • the sea-son when f e l i n e s b e g i n to shed their win-ter coats. Use a comb to brush your cat daily, both to pre-vent hairballs and to reduce the amount of stray fur that ends up on floors and furniture. If you’re into “natural recycling,” take the fur that you remove from your pet comb and set it outside for wild birds to pick up and use as nesting material.Designate the beginning of spring as the • one time each year that you pull your re-frigerator away from the wall. Don’t do it just for the exercise, of course. Take ad-vantage of the situation by vacuuming the coils and sweeping out from under the fridge. This is crucial if you own a dog or cat, as the fur they shed tends to accu-mulate there. It can force your refrigera-tor to work overtime, which reduces the appliance’s life while increasing its use of electricity (and, hence, your power bill).Gutters tend to collect debris over the au-• tumn and winter. Before those April show-ers arrive, it’s a good idea to clear them out. Plant a good, steady ladder on level ground, and use a long-handled rake
if necessary to clear the obstructions. You can also place a tarp on the ground to catch all the leaves, twigs, and birds’ nests that you scoop out.If your dog is not on a year-round heart-• worm preventative medication, take him to the vet this spring for a quick blood test. If he’s healthy, your veterinarian will pre-scribe a monthly dose of heartworm pills to keep him that way. Also, if your dog has not been spayed or neutered, now is the time to keep him on a leash anytime he’s outdoors. Humans aren’t the only ones seeking romance in the spring, and we all want to do our part to control the pet population.Don’t wait until the first day the thermom-• eter hits 90 degrees to clean your air con-ditioners. Disconnect the power to the outdoor condenser of your unit, and clear away any leaves or other debris with a power blower or vacuum cleaner. Believe it or not, one of the most common mis-takes folks make with their window air conditioners is forgetting to remove the protective winter cover before turning it on. This can completely burn out an AC unit, resulting in expensive repairs.The ritual of “spring cleaning” dates • back to the days when homes were lit with candles and kerosene lamps, and heated with burning wood or oil. By the time spring arrived, the smoke and ash accumulated during the winter necessi-tated a complete scrubbing of the house, as well as its draperies and linens. Once most homes were updated with modern heating systems, spring cleaning contin-ued on as a seasonal ritual. The chore list grew to include packing away one’s winter wardrobe.While you’re hanging up your warm • weather wardrobe, you might find a few garments that no longer fit. You may also see an item or two and wonder, “What
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On • March 16, 1802, the United States Military Academy -- the first military school in the United States -- is founded by Congress for the purpose of educating and training young men in the theory and practice of military science. Located at West Point, N.Y., the U.S. Military Academy is often known simply as West Point.
On • March 20, 1852, Harriet Beecher Stowe’s anti-slavery novel, “Uncle Tom’s Cabin,” is published. It sells 300,000 copies within three months. While living in Cincinnati, Stowe encountered fugitive slaves and the Underground Railroad. Later, she wrote “Uncle Tom’s Cabin” in reaction to recently tightened fugitive slave laws.
On • March 22, 1908, Louis L’Amour, the prolific author of scores of bestselling Western novels, is born in Jamestown, N.D. His big break came when a novel he wrote at the age of 46 became the basis for the popular John Wayne movie “Hondo.”
On • March 18, 1925, the worst tornado in U.S. history passes through eastern Missouri, southern Illinois and southern Indiana, killing 695 people, injuring some 13,000 people and causing $17 million in property damage. Known as the “Tri-State Tornado,” the deadly twister spent more than three hours on the ground and traveled at speeds in excess of 70 mph -- unsurpassed in U.S. history.
On • March 17, 1931, radio star Kate Smith debuts her first program. The show launched performers like Abbott and Costello and introduced songs like Irving Berlin’s “God Bless America,” which she sang on Armistice Day in 1938.
On • March 19, 1971, the Italian American Civil Rights League announces a truce with the producers of “The Godfather.” Upset at the portrayal of Italian Americans as gangsters, the League persuaded the producers not to use the words “Mafia” or “Cosa Nostra.”
On • March 21, 1980, President Jimmy Carter informs a group of U.S. athletes that, in response to the December 1979 Soviet incursion into Afghanistan, the United States will boycott the 1980 Olympics in Moscow. It marked the first and only time that the United States has boycotted the Olympics.
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35th Annual Denver March PowWow: March 20 - March 22, 2009: The Denver Coliseum, Denver. Doors open Friday - Sunday 10:00 am. The Denver March Pow Wow Committee, on behalf of the Denver Indian community, invites all dancers, singers, traders, spectators and powwow fans to their 25th annual powwow. Enjoy dancing, singing, crafts, artisans, frybread and more. $7 per day or $18 for a three day pass. Seniors ages 60+ and children under 6 years of age are FREE! www.DenverMarchPowWow.org
6th Annual Weekend of Jazz: March 26 - March 28, 2009: The Broadmoor, Colorado Springs. Grammy Award winning guitarist, Earl Klugh, annually invites jazz and music enthusiasts to a unique, luxurious getaway at the Five Star, Five Diamond Broadmoor Resort. Patti Austin, Spyro Gyra, Jesse, J, Bob James, R ‘n’ R (Rick Braun and Richard Elliot), and more. Tickets now on sale! www.WeekendOfJazz.com
3rd Annual RootsFest - Formerly Known as the Denver Folk and Roots Music Festival: March 28, 2009; Ellie Caulkins Opera House, 1477 Columbine St, Denver. $55 - $125. Saturday 6:00 pm. Headlining - Bluegrass legends Hot Rize, multi-Grammy winner singer/songwriter Shawn Colvin, and acclaimed guitar virtuoso Leo Kottke. www.SwallowHillMusic.org
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