The story of Tom Brennan

By: Sam Lambden-Grant and James Bingham

‘A priest with a ginger beard popped his head around the doorway’

‘Jonny Tulake’s the town’s Jonah Lomu’

We blitzed ‘em,’ said Rory

‘Saved us?’ I spat. ‘Saved us?’

‘You’ve been treating Claire like a piece of s**t and you know it.’

‘Great said dad. What times it start, Brendan?

If someone put a gun to my head, forcing me to say one good thing

about the touch footy game.

Ugly people were busy stuffing their faces in burger king.