The Pentawesome Legacy! Chapter 1: Olivia P.

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Welcome to the Pentawesome Legacy! This is Olivia P. Pentawesome, but we’ll get to her later.

The Pentawesome Legacy is an Alphabetacy, meaning there will be 27 generations with 3 kids each, downsizing every once in a while, and a few required twins here and there!

You’re probably wondering what “Pentawesome” is supposed to mean! Well, it’s “Pent-” for 5, and “-awesome” for 5 things I find awesome:

SkyrimThe Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is an amazing game by Bethesda. It’s about

dragons coming back to the continent of Tamriel, and you, the Dragonborn, must stop them. It’s an amazing game with lots of depth and many

possibilities, that continues in influence what with its huge (and talented) modding community.

Some of the kids will be named after people, Aedra, Daedra, creatures, and all sorts of things from here.

A Song of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones)

A Song of Ice and Fire is a fantasy series by George R.R. Martin, the basis of

the hugely popular TV show on HBO, Game of Thrones. I would say

nice things about it, but nearly all of my favorite characters are dead

(that is a big trend in this) so I will remain bitter and silent.

You might see names of some of the many great people from many

different houses

The Legend of Zelda

The Legend of Zelda is a series of games, mostly having to do with a cycle involving Link (the hero), Zelda (the princess), and Ganondorf (the

villain). It’s about Ganondorf’s struggle to obtain the Triforce (a 3-part concept including Courage, Wisdom, and Power) which will grant its user

anything he or she desires.

There are many characters and deities/beings you might see names from

Music

I listen to a lot of music :P This’ll probably be the least prolific of

naming categories, but artists/groups I like that you might see names

from include: Lady Gaga, Beyoncé, Björk, Girls’ Generation (SNSD),

EXO-K, and Shakira, among many others.

ScandalThe American TV show, not the K-drama

Scandal is a SPECTACULAR political thriller TV show about a woman, Olivia Pope (played brilliantly by Kerry Washington) who does crisis management (based on Judy Smith, whose crisis management consulting firm helped figures like Monica Lewinsky and Michael Vick) at her company, Pope and Associates. It is a must-

see, literally, please watch it. I’ll try to spoil this one the least because it is so worth watching.

You might see names from key figures in the show… like…

Miss Olivia Pope!

Olivia: “So, I’m not founding a legacy, am I?”

Oh Olivia, that you are!

Olivia: “Well, can we get on with it? That means I have work to do.”

That is right. This is why you are my founder.

Alright, Olivia is a popularity Sim who wants to become Rock God, which might or might not happen.

She’s an Aries, 5-7-3-6-4.

She’s named for Olivia Pope, already described a bit on the Scandal slide. Olivia Pope is a crisis management consultant who used to work for President Grant,

getting him elected and acting as an aide in his presidency. There’s a lot more to her, which might get spoiled if you pay enough attention… but in general she’s a

great character, a strong female African American protagonist.

Well, here is the beautiful house Olivia gets to live in! We’re doing an Xtreme start (this is going to be scored!), so it ain’t much.

Olivia: “I’m going to have to ask you to refrain from filming me using the toilet.”

No can do. You’re a Sim going potty and I’m the jeering player/creator/supreme overlord. It’s raw comedy.

Olivia: “………….”

Olivia: “All of the government secrets we’re going to find in here… I can’t believe they hide so much from the people!”

Just wait until Season 2.

Olivia: “Is this… a bone?”

She’s on to something…

Something like this cute dog :3

Olivia: “You are cute, aren’t you? I’d love to have you, but growing emotional

connections to small creatures like you is never a good idea in thriller TV

shows.”

Tru. I’m still recovering from the poor cat in Season 1 of True Blood.

Olivia: “Damn, I’ve interrupted the city’s water flow! NO ONE can know about this, NO ONE!”

Paper girl: “Legacy founder?”

Yup.

Paper girl: “I didn’t see anything. I am not interested in being a silly subplot.”

>.>

Olivia (and the Pentawesomes to be) live in Riverside, the original neighborhood for Sims 2 recreated by a group at Mod

the Sims. All of these people are playables, and therefore unqualified for spousehood.

Sarah Baxter: “A legacy, huh? What’s this one’s theme?”

Skyrim, Scandal, Game of Thrones, Legend of Zelda, Music.

Sarah: “Never heard of them. The music, though, you mean like Avril Lavigne and Ashlee Simpson? I love them.”

Someone’s stuck in 2004 <.<

Olivia: “There’s nothing to see here. This was like this before I moved in, I am in NO WAY responsible.

Olivia: “I have a deal for you. We should be friends; I’ll need some to rise in the

Political career. I’ll owe you one, and with the places I’ll be in a few weeks,

there’ll be nothing more valuable to you than Olivia P. Pentawesome owing

you one.”

Sarah: “Uh, yeah, sure. No problem. Nice sandwich, by the way.”

Well, after selling off a bunch of bones, rocks, and maps to lands far away

found mysteriously in the middle of the suburbs, I was able to upgrade the

house.

Olivia: “This’ll do, for now. Work on getting doors. Or, maybe, walls.

Err, will do.

First day of work! You excited?

Olivia: “I’m Olivia Pentawesome. I don’t need to be excited to know I’ll be

beating out everybody soon. It’s a given and a known fact.”

Yeah, okay, sure. So pretentious.

So, how was it?

Olivia: “I got promoted.”

Awesome! Now-

Olivia: “I am peeing. It can wait.”

Look, new walls and doors!

Olivia: “Great. I’m hungry.”

You. The doors. You. The. What.

Olivia: “Unnecessary work.”

But you asked- you know what, okay. I don’t have the strength to argue with you.

Olivia: “That’s a wise move.”

Second day of work! You excit-

Olivia: “You already know what I’m going to say to that.”

Yeah, fine. Go, go work, get a promotion. See if I care.

Promotion! Good job!

Olivia: “I hate K street. I need friends.”

Always sunny and bright, Olivia P.!

Olivia: “Sir! Where are you going? That’s a dead end. I need friends.”

Marty Anderson: “I was just going to- whoa, good point. I hope that carpool

driver figures that out.”

You go, walkby. You go.

All of that with base game Sims 2. Amazing what you can do.

Olivia: “Excuse me-”

Chick: “Don’t look at me.”

Painting, Olivia? This is a meticulously planned political move, I’m sure.

Olivia: “That’s right. This one will be called “Green dress on pink background.”

A visionary, she is.

Olivia: “I know the government is covering something up up there. I don’t know

what it is yet, but I know that it is.”

I fully support you in your whistleblowing endeavors. Knock yourself out.

Third day! If I’m not mistaken, your next promotion will be Campaign Manager.

Try not to sleep with the president-to-be.

Olivia: “I have no idea what you’re talking about! I’m just here to win elections.”

Right. Yeah. Uh-huh.

Well, you did it! How was work?

Olivia: “Oh, amazing. Absolutely amazing.”

I won’t hazard a guess why.

If you haven’t watched Scandal, I apologize. :P

Craig Ray: “Yeah, I was reading about how the ghosts kept killing all of their descendants, then the girl twin became a famous chef before it was revealed she--”

Hey, how do you know about that? Wrong challenge! Olivia, I could use some covering up…

Olivia: “I got it. So, Craig, what’s your price for silence?”

Craig: “Uh, how about marrying into your legacy?”

Olivia: “We’ll see about that.

You owe me one, annoying, invisible being whose role I’m not sure of but is probably relatively important.”

As if your creation wasn’t enough…

Olivia: “I got a promotion, good job, yes, I know. Yes, work was fine. I’m tired,

I’m going to sleep.”

Rude, Olivia. I expected better.

Olivia: “There’s a wall in the way of my bed. How am I supposed to get there?”

Try the door. And no need to thank me…

Olivia: “I wasn’t going to.”

I’m never building you another house, ever.

Ok, that’s a lie. But way to hurt my feelings.

Olivia: “Your feelings when it comes to me are purely imaginative and literary. Don’t lie to yourself, to me, or to

whomever else you plan on showing my life to (heavily embarrassing yourself in the process).”

Olivia P. Pentawesome, always spot on.

Olivia: “You would not BELIEVE how many girlfriends Don has in addition to

his wife. I’m not psychic, but I can foresee him coming for my services soon

enough.”

Don Lothario’s prototype, everyone.

I can only hope this is going to be the beginning of a long line of iconic

Pentawesome crazy eyes.

Because Olivia’s crazy eyes are pretty crazy.

Olivia: “Hello, everyone I know? Come to my party tonight, your reputation will

go way up. Not going will be social suicide.”

Olivia Pentawesome parties are the only awesome parties.

Olivia: “Hey, welcome to the-”

Don: “STOP SPYING ON ME! Who are YOU to judge me for having 4 extra-marital affairs?”

Olivia: “I-you- wow.”

Awkward.

Olivia: “Okay, you all having fun?”

Sarah: “Eh, the chips are alright.”

Mellisa Brooke: “Alright! Let’s party! Where are the drinks?”

Olivia: “Mellisa, you’re a teenager.”

Someone’s eager to be an adult.

Hey, keep that away from the minor!

Olivia: “Yeah, I know-” *~*grawglegrwalgwlelelgel!*~*

Jack Thompson: “Hey, be careful. There are many consequences to excessive drinking.”

Relax, Jack, it’s just… uh, ‘juice’…..

Olivia: “So, uh, I work- a hehe- in politics… for the city, you know… vote Pentawesome!!”

Sarah: “Eh, I’m a democrat.”

Mellisa: “I can’t vote!”

That’s right, I forgot Olivia’s a republican. It’d be a tough sell for me, too.

Olivia: “Hey, I’m moderate!”

Olivia’s party was a “good time”.

Olivia: “Gotta please my constituents. Hey, when can I get married and woohooalready?”

Uh, soon. Soon.

Olivia: “Really, though? I’ll have a husband soon? Not that I need kids or

something, but this bed is very lonely.”

Honey, you’re an alphabetacy founder. There’ll be more kids born on this lot

than there are states in the republic. By a longshot.

Olivia: “Well, I’m not birthing them all…”

Olivia: “Hey, why do I have to fix my own fracking shower?”

Refer to my last statement: Honey, you’re an alphabetacy founder. That means that I’m still under the illusion I’ll be able to keep points, so that means no service sims

for you, or any of your heir descendants.

Olivia: “Well please give up soon.”

Eh.

Craig: “Olivia, hey! Is there somewhere for me to marry in yet?”

We might just find someone.

Craig: “The sooner the better. Very soon.”

Olivia: “Craig!”

Olivia: “Listen, you’re cute. You can marry me, if you have enough money.”

Craig: “Oliviaaaaa.” *3 simolean signs when asked*

Olivia: “That’ll do.”

Craig: “So hot, omg.”

Olivia: “Craig, this is a professional marriage. Control yourself.”

True romance ♥♥♥

Blah, blah, …

Blah…

Olivia: “Alright, we’ve person person plus plus’d enough now.”

Craig: “Why, Olivia, whatever could you mean?”

Olivia: “Will you marry me?”

Craig: “OMGLIATSRNASIABPTBOPWTISAASASIWWIS*, yes!!!”

*Oh my god like I am totally shocked right now and surprised I am being

proposed to by Olivia Pentawesome wow this is so amazing and surprising

and shocking I wonder what I’ll say

Olivia: “Let’s go!!!”

Craig: *breaks neck*

Olivia’s doodaad: “Lol, yaaassss.”

Craig’s doodaad: “Omg, same.”

Craig: “I’m trying to sleep.”

What a successful first date.

Hey, what is that thing behind their house? Why, an exact replica except on

foundations, of course!

Craig brought in §12,000.

Yeah, clean up after your party.

Olivia: “I’m gonna turn around and there’s gonna be a new house, am I right?”

Legacy founders. It’s been 10 years; they know their stuff.

Craig Ray is a Knowledge Sim who wants to be a Criminal Mastermind.

He’s a Sagittarius, 2-3-9-7-4.

Craig: “Got a job in criminal!” *breaks computer*

Wow, great job.

Olivia: “So, when can I go in my dining room without wearing a jacket?”

You want a dining room? A big house with nice perfume? You better work, Liv.

Olivia: “This is not a Britney Spears music video.”

Baby? Baby!

Olivia: *blarglbalhlabhalhr*, “Baby.”

So what is yours called?

Craig: “Nothing, it’s a practice piece. I’m attempting to copy the style of master

artist, Olivia P. Pentawesome.”

Master artist. Right.

Nice job, Olivia!!

Olivia: “That’s Representative Pentawesome, thanks.”

Alright, Rep. Olivia P. Pentawesome, R-Riverside, or something like that.

Olivia: “Pregnant.” *Pentawesome eyes*

…. Are you okay??? ???? ??

Olivia: “More pregnant!”

That you are.

No promotion?

Craig: “Not everyone can be Oiivia Pentawesome.”

True.

Olivia: “So…. Hungry!!!”

Wait, wait, what?

I know this animation too well…

Grim: UGH, DON’T YOU KNOW I’M BUSY ELSEWHERE?

Craig: “But PLEASE! We have a legacy at stake!”

Grim: I GUESS I CAN GIVE YOU A CHANCE, HAVEN’T DONE IT IN A WHILE…

Craig: “YES!!!!!”

Grim: UGH, FINE. ANOTHER DUMB LEGACY SAVED, WHATEVER. I’LL BE

BACK LATER, I GUESS.

Grim: SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN A NICE DEAD BODY, TOO.

DECOMPOSITION WOULD HAVE LOOKED GREAT ON HER.

Is that creepy or morbidly kind?

*10 minutes later*

Olivia: “BABYYYYYY!!!”

Craig: “Can it wait? This Mac’n’Cheese is spot on.”

Olivia: “Nooboo!”

Welcome to the first baby of the Pentawesome Legacy, Agahnim

Pentawesome!

Olivia: “What kind of name is Agahnim?”

Craig: “Ooo, that baby is smelly.”

*A Link to the Past Spoilers!!!*

Agahnim, a villain from A Link To the Past (the third Legend of Zelda title), is a wizard, alter-ego of Ganon. When Hyrule was plagued by a slew of misfortunes, Agahnim came forth and got rid of them all. He was named chief advisor, priest, and heir to the Seven Sages. From these positions, he brainwashed all of Hyrule’s Soldiers, eliminated the king of Hyrule, and

sent six of seven of the Maidens to the Dark World. He does a lot.

First day in the state legislature and you’re already out! Nice job, Congresswoman!

Olivia: “The former one got caught sending inappropriate pictures to some downtownie he met. I didn’t do anything there. My competitor is a huge racist towards PTD’s and is not a black woman. That part I gently revealed to the public, easy as pie.”

PTD?

Olivia: “Pollination Tech Descendant. ‘Alien’ is offensive.”

Understood. I’ll check my Earth-born privilege next time.

Wedding time!

You are hereby invited to the wedding of:

Congresswoman Olivia P. Pentawesome and Craig Ray

Held at “Alphabet House”, Riverside, Nordest-champ, Psveurtzkan Republic

As far as that address goes, 1. I’m lame and created a map of my Sims world (the nation of Psveurtzke, from my Apocalypse)

and 2. kind of spoilers from my Apocalypse that will come in the far future. This legacy takes place some time after my Apocalypse :P

Craig: “Do you, Olivia P. Pentawesome, agree to stay with me ‘til Death do us part?”

Olivia: “I do. Do you, Craig Ray, agree to the spousal requirements of the Legacy Challenge and of the Alphabetacy Rules?”

Craig: “I do.”

Way to show up mid-ceremony, Marty.

And Sarah, wow. Way to poof in.

Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Olivia P. Pentawesome!

Mellisa: “Wow, I can’t wait until I’m

married! I’m mature enough already, it

should be soon!”

Sarah: “She’s so beautiful!”

Marty: “Great ceremony!”

Jack: “Agreed! Is that a wolf?”

Wolf: “Grrrrrr……..”

Jack: “Eee, nice doggy!”

Eh.

Agahnim: “WAAAHHHHH!”

Is anyone gonna help this poor baby?

I suppose you’ll just see next time. Thanks for reading!

Agahnim:

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