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Jamey Stegmaier

…but he thinks he knows what he wants in a woman.

Jamey is intentionally single…

Jamey’s greatest fear is potato eyes…

…and his greatest delight is the Amazon.com box.

Jamey was adopted 3 days after he was born…

…and later published an article about it that was read by over

10,000 people.

Jamey absolutely loves his cat, Biddy.

Like, loves him like a son.

It’s a little weird.

Jamey hosts an annual Festivus party…

…and posts the Top 10 Grievances on his blog.

Jamey has a lot of advice for guys…

…but he can't even grow a beard.

Jamey spent a year abroad in Kyoto, Japan…

…where he made some cultural mistakes.

Jamey thinks that Ariel is the hottest animated Disney

female.

Most people agree.

Jamey hasn't lost a footrace in 10 years…

…but he’s the slowest eater EVER.

Jamey loves April Fool's Day.

Jamey is not a good dancer…

…but if he’s your wedding date, he’ll have fun dancing with you

all night.

Some people are like that. Really.

Jamey does not like surprises.

Jamey believes that he who smelt it

may not have dealt it…

…and that good leaders point. A lot.

Jamey eats baby spinach every day for dinner…

…and flosses every night.

You should too.

Jamey is happiest at home in St. Louis…

…but would love to spend a year writing out in the world.

Jamey writes fiction (short stories and novels).

He’s been published.

Jamey cofounded a publishing company.

If you read or write, you should check it out.