THIS IS NOT WATERVodka

SWEET SALTSugar

SAVOURY SUGARSalt

PLAIN FLOUREXCITING FLOUR

R U O L F G N SELF RAISI

MISCELLANEOUS WHITE POWDERFlour, Sugar, Salt...

NOT FOR VALENTINES DAYFlour

NOT FOR CAKESFlowers

MISCELLANEOUS OCCASIONS CAKE

RAW TOASTBread

SELF EXPLANATORYOranges

DOUGHNUTSMay contain nuts*

WHITE, RED, CAN’T DECIDEWhite wine, Red wine, Rose

LIGHT BULBHEAVY BULB

CLING FILMNot for watching*

ROLLS WITH HOLESBagels

1940’s TOILET ROLLNews paper

CREAM For pudding*

CREAM For cuts*

I’M JUST THICK MILKCream

I’M STRAWBERRY BLONDEGinger beer

I’M USUALLY FREEWater

I THOUGHT I WAS JUST BROWN BREAD BUT APPARENTLY I’M A WHOLEMEAL