SIAMESE CAT

BY ED GANNON

DID YOU KNOW THAT A SIAMESE CAT IS VERY SKINNY AND LONG? THEY ALSO HAVE LONG SLEEK BODIES.

ALSO DID YOU KNOW THAT THEY ARE FIRST BORN WHITE AND THEN START TO GROW THERE BLACK SPOTS, LIKE A TADPOLE AND ITS LEGS.

ALSO THEY CAN WEIGH ABOUT 6 TO 10 POUNDS. THAT IS PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY EAT AND DRINK A LOT.

ALSO IF YOU HAVE THIS CAT DO NOT GET ANOTHER, THEY WILL GET VERY JELLOUS.

THEY ARE ALSO DOG , STRANGER ,AND CHILD FRIENDLY.

I HOPE YOU HAVE KIDS THAT HAVE A LOT OF ENERGY BECAUSE THEY HAVE SO MUCH. THEY LOVE TO RUN AROUND AND PLAY.

ALSO THEY EASILY ADAPT TO NEW HOMES SO IF YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT MOVING AND HAVE THIS CAT IT WILL BE A NICE IDEA TO GET IT.

THEY ALSO ARE VERY CURIOUS AND VERY INTELLIGENT. IN THAT FACT MISS BROWN YOU SHOULD GET A SIAMESE BECAUSE YOU LOVE CATS AND YOU ARE A TEACHER SO YOU CAN TEACH YOUR CAT TO SPEAK.

ALSO DID YOU KNOW THAT A CHOCOLATE POINT SIAMESE CAT HAS CREAMY FUR AND MILK CHOCOLATE HIGHLIGHTS? THEY ALSO HAVE AMAZING BLUE EYES.

I, AM A LAZY BUM.

UNLIKE OTHER CATS LIKE THAT LAZY BUM EH HE OWES ME $5 WHATEVER IRRELEVENT, BUT THEY ENJOY FUN GAMES LIKE…………….

DANCE PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO PLAYING WITH YARN. THEY ALSO LOVE EXERCISING. THAT IS WHY THEY ARE SKINNY AND LONG

THEY ALSO TRY VERY HARD TO PLEASE THERE OWNER. THEY DO THAT BY CUDDLING WITH YOU AND MEOWING A LOT! AND THAT IS WHY THEY ARE SO LOVING.

AND IF YOU WANT TO HAVE PEACE THEN DO NOT GET THIS PET. THEY ARE VERY VERY VERY X LOUD. THEY ARE LIKE THAT BECAUSE THEY LIKE TO TALK TO YOU A LOT. THAT IS ALSO THERE METHOD OF COMMUNICATING.

THEY ALSO EAT DRY CAT FOOD. SOME TIMES THEY DO EAT WET FOOD TO.

THEY ALSO DRINK A LOT OF FRESH WATER.

THEY WERE FIRST KNOWN AS SIAM CATS. THAT WAS IN 1895.

THIS GUY’S NAME IS SIAM.

THEY CAN ALSO LIVE 20 TO 25 YEARS. I WISH THEY COULD LIVE LONGER! O O \____/

THEY ARE ALSO VERY LOVEABLE.

ALSO ONE CAN RUN UP TO 30 MPH. THAT IS WHY THEY NEED A LOT OF WATER.

AND THAT IS MY REPORT ON A SIAMESE CAT.