Quotes About Lawyers

The judicial process is like a cow. The public is impaled on its horns, the government has it by the tail, and all the while

the lawyers are milking it.

Old lawyers never die. They just establish law firms.

He who has said that „talk is cheap‟, has never hired a

lawyer.

There are two kinds of lawyers, those who know the law and those who know the judge.

The trouble with the legal profession is that 98% of its members give the rest a bad

name.

You win some and you lose some, but you get paid for all

of them.

A man was prosecuted. The judge asked him, “Don‟t you need a lawyer?” To which he

replies, “No, I don‟t need any, I‟m going to tell the truth.”

If it wasn‟t for lawyers, we wouldn‟t need them.

Talk is cheap… until lawyers get involved.

Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.

A small town that cannot support one lawyer can always

support two.

Between grand theft and a legal fee, there only stands a

law degree.

If it ain‟t broke, don‟t fix it.

Lawyer‟s creed: A man is innocent until proven broke.

Experts are people who know a great deal about very little and

who go along learning more and more about less and less

until they know practically everything about nothing.

Lawyers, on the other hand, are people who know very little

about many things and keep learning less and less about more and more until they

know practically nothing about everything.

The exact date that professional attorneys came into existence is unknown,

although the first complaints about them were recorded in

the twelfth century.

Be frank and explicit with your lawyer… It is his business to

confuse the issue afterwards.

You win some and you lose some, but you get paid for all

of them. – Anonymous

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. –

Joseph H. Choate

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination

papers. – H. L. Mencken

The minute you read something that you can‟t

understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up

by a lawyer. – Will Rogers

If there were no bad people there would be no good

lawyers. – Charles Dickens

Don‟t misinform your Doctor nor your Lawyer. – Benjamin

Franklin

And God said: “Let there be Satan, so people don‟t blame

everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don‟t blame everything on

Satan.”