Q-Cup CaptainTale of the Tape

Team North Team South

Capt’n Cook Toon

Advantage North Category Advantage South

No ContestDriver divot depth

“Insufficient” data although claims to have a superior short game

Shaft length and firmness

“Insufficient” data although is quick to use putter virtually everywhere

All about winning No Discussion Necessary

No Pierle hurts Cook here

Most likely to make opponent cry

Even without Penzien in attendance, it’s highly likely

Most likely to be located by local

authorities dazed and confused in an Austin area Hooters

We’ll let you make the call…