Mitesh karwa birthday ppt

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Real Karwa

Every child’s first words would be

mama or papa or maaa.. But this

child’s first words are ………….

TATA…..

NANO…

After Tatas, Birlas,

Ambanis,

Here Comes

Karwas…

Visionary Karwa

Geeky Karwa

Rangoli

Karwa

Biker Karwa

Poster

bana

diya?

• Clubs that applied to him – FII, Culcom, Vikasana &

Tejas

• He Chose – FII, Vikasana and Tejas

•Multi-linguist : English, Hindi, Nepali, sdfaoosd, &$&^%$@

Logo

bana

bey

jaldi

Logo

cheyi

ra rey

Painting

kab

karega?

T-shirt

design

hogaya

?

His Way of Doing RG 1

Mein toh kaise

bhi Day 2 place

hona wala hoon

Before Summer Placements:

Got Placed on

Day Zero in

Landmark

After Summer Placements:

His Way of Doing RG 2

Finance padado

yaar, kuch nahi

aata, Fail ho jaawunga

Before Exam :

Finance

Subject:

GPA 3.5/4

After Exam :

IN Class 1: Professor to Students: Can

anyone of you, give an

example of most successful

Car??

Sir, TATA NANO

Everyone’s

look in the

class

IN Class 2: Professor to Students: Can

anyone of you, tell why Coke

and Pepsi are Successfull ??

Sir, Because

TATAs didn’t

enter the cola

market

Professor to Students:

Can anyone of

you, %&$$(&(&^#())&

&??

Sir, When I worked in

TATA, &(%*^…..,

JAI NaNO

His Way to check compatibility

with girls Does Projects, Competition case

studies with all beautiful girls

His future Check

list

When will

my chance

come???

No Comments

Section

His Reason for Going

Exchange

There are 3 places in the world where prostitution is

legal

-Thailand (for low budget

people)

- Amsterdam (mid-segment)

- Las Vegas(Premium

segment)

Karwa – The Man who won over

sleep Difference b/w

kumbhkaran & Karwa?

Kumbhkaran can continuously sleep for

six months &

Karwa can stay awake for six months…

Karwa’s mobile does not have a voice recorder?Guess y?

Bcoz his neurons r so strong dat he directly records lectures in his

brain…

A normal human being can use only 7% of

his brains…scientists are still figuring out

about the components about karwa’s brain

whose efficiency is 100% managing 3 clubs

and simultaneously excelling in studies..think

beyond imaginations…

Aamir khan’s

Reaction:AAmir khan says that, run after

knowledge, success will follow you.

But karwa says that, run after supply

chain and success will follow you..

Karwa dhaaga

passion ka maat

thodo chatkay,

Tute to phir nah

jude jude globe

ban jaye…

Rahiman dhaga

prem ka mat todo

chatkaay

tode se fir naa

jude jude gaanth

pad jaay.

Then to salsa

muskil hai …

No, I don’t

think so…

Do you think

nano is the best

car ?

Will you salsa

with me ??!!!

After Elections !!!

Exchange Bid Round1

DareI,

‘Double

Dare’,

you to hoosh

me tonight at

A-base