All I Ever Needed To Know, I Learned At Ignite Fort Collins

Kevin Buecher@KevinBuecher

A Karaoke PresentationSlides By Nick ArmstrongPresentation By Kevin Buecher

100+ Cities.20 Slides.

15 Seconds Per Slide.

5 Minutes to Share Your Story.

Kevin has no idea what these slides will contain.There could very well be hairy naked people.

Hello. I am a corporate tool. Can I talk about

my business?

NO.

GTFO

Cannibalism

for

Dummies

I would like to share my passion

for cannibalism.

OK!

Can I talk about my obscene hobbies that I’m passionate about?

NO.

GTFO

Show me later. But for now,

Speaking here is hard work.But it’s also fun.

Kind of like sneaking into work wearing nothing but

your underwear.

What’s it like?

Oil executivesare thieves.

Ignite is for inspiring and exciting.

Ride a bike.

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<Corporations want you

penniless, fat and mostly dead.

Ignite is for making people think.

Shop locally.

Ignite is for sharing your wisdom.

If you’re afraid of something,eat one. They become

much less scary.

Snowboarders give me the willies.

Ignite is for expanding your horizons.

Wait, I thoughtwe were stilleating things...

(whew!)

Ignite is for not holding back.What the hell are you doing?You gotta try this.

The dude who madethese slides is totally right.

Why are you so happy? You’re

antisocial.

Shut up!I’m playing along so our slide doesn’t get cut!

Ignite is for meeting new people.

I hope you fall.

Look, I’m scaling the web!

Get it?!?

and having

fun

I wonder wherethis door goes?

Ignite is for taking risks.

Where the hell am I?

And getting lost.

And figuring out...

Figuring out what? Crap, c’mon slides, change!

That being unique meanspeople want to hear your story.

Oooh...

Hey. You!Yeah, you.

I’m not sure where I’m going.

But, uh... look, if anybody asksJust tell ‘em...

Hey. You!Yeah, you.

I’m not sure where I’m going.

But, uh... look, if anybody asksJust tell ‘em...

Hey. You!Yeah, you.

I’m not sure where I’m going.

But, uh... look, if anybody asksJust tell ‘em...

So get up herewith us.

DamnI’m A Big Hero

Thank You.

Kevin Buecher@KevinBuecher

A Karaoke PresentationSlides By Nick ArmstrongPresentation By Kevin Buecher