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PROFESSIONAL CARDS.

ATTOrN•TS

O. B. O'BANNON,

,ioId Alget ail AtoriloOfice-S. W. Corner of First and D Streets,

Opposite Episcopal Church.

IDoor l.odsge, - Mont ana.-- Q----...-..

G. A. KELLOGG,County Surveyor, Civil Engineer and

U. S. Deputy Mineral Surveyor,t)heer leodge, -. . tontana.

Omce with O. B. O'Baason. Orders for Sur-veys of Mineral and Agricultural Lands will re-ceive prompt attention. Orders can be left withMr. O'Bannon in my absence. 618.

TNWI, II. T'RIPPJIT,

ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,I).eur I.odge, --Montana.

(,FFICE : On Main street, one door northof thie Postottlce.

IL7\ Will practice in all the Courts of theTerritory.

lltruM KNowL.s. Jolts F. F•oar.

KNOWILES & FORBIS.ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW,

West iranlte Street.

Ilutte, - - Moonltan

L(f Will practice to all the Courtiof the Territory.

WI. a•nusas. W. t. CULLW,

SANDERS & CULLEN,

ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW,Ilotona, - Montana.

LAND PATENTS!Patents procured for Townesite,. M Spanh

Grants and all cleass.' of Public Land entries, Ap ep.and Contests In Interior Depitat oomdnietid. AP

lcations for Bnesi Pyaton•sprepared. JAeS .A N I) EV LI . Attorney and Uounee"lor at Law.

U. M. ajuPKliKi COURT, Oourt • Chimes andCircuit ( rurt,. Als

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patent I .tfr•ii eenf B tn.Ocep. L. Drolt WASHIM iOND.C.

f701 yr Loci Bor 53.

PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS

A. H. MITCHELL. M. D..Physioian and Surgeon,

Ofce--Opposite eett House.

Deer Lodge, - - - * ontasn.

Will attend promptly to ealls froe town or re•strV.

JO3N H. OWINGS, M. D.,Physiclan and Surgeon,

fMcr--Court oese Square, formerly oc-

cupied by O. B. O'Banuona.

D)oer Lodge, " Montanst.

Calls In town or sountry li receit pm mltentlun. .

BANKS AND BANKERS.

Frst 1ational ank!BELENA, MONTA, A.

Authorlized Caoltal. S60.000Paid up Capital....0.IOO0.000

Surplus and Profits SB60,000S. T. AUYStB, . Presideat.a3. W. K I Ot•T, " cashier.

T. I. KLIUZNOHaBKDT, - A,'sOkash.

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-'tate. the Ca a U Gr eat Dritala, r•l • ad sad the

a oetnet. Cosleowsows made sad prooensIerepromptlt.

I)1reo mTlt.T. wAUbsR. JOH. G RTINsAi. N. BOLTER0 H. S. RBA SI6.• O.JOHN H. MIN•, C. p- f.ll IMM.

.W. KNIORT, A. . DAVIS.T. ' KLINSCHNIT rum

.w.'bo .NBL, W. A. C.1A3I5. L. LARABI3,

Bonil!, Clang & Lanlie,BA1g E ER1S,

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Kzeshage en

All the PrlnWpI$ Olt,.S f th@WS VW.

143W YORK. CORR5SPOND3HTh.

Donnoll, Larson & Simpson,No. 102 13ro06rdWSV

sos = oss*&19DIII LODQI, IOIVTAIA

Sam. Scott, Proprietor.

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Boadr$ al Lodq, pa' y SlO0

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METROPOLITANBILLIARD ROOMS

JOHN GUiRBmBM

PROPRIITOR.

•aa the PFIat kr Stock . th West dido aada good Plfard Tableod sey slabsren.

SSpecial lavtatlia to the whle romm, attp-to aome sad se ma.

COSIOPOLITAN SALOON.WMnStret, - - DarLod.

R. Bolivert, Propr.

All drinks and cigars 121-2c.W'A hare of the pabnl Is r. lfO

JOE-llT G3LA88One of the oldest

Practical Watchmakers of Xonts a,Now located at the

P081 OFFICE, DEBE LODGE.

Makes a specialty of repalnar ans watches. Goodwork guaranteed and prle reaonable.

Blanks for Sale.We have In stock the following Justies

Blanks, adapted for any township or countyIn Montana, and in conformity to existinllaws. Following are the prices:Subpruas....................per ad..SWau of ttm.... at.............. .. Sn

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=te. PostaJ will be prepaid.. A liberaldicount made to the trade.

NEW NORTH-WwST)unm Loai,, MOrrna

A, ANDBERSON,Main Strent, Doer Lodge.

BOOT AND SHOE MAKINGsaid Repalriag.

All wort Tell a Pfrtly Dle.

aIar kleased the epaves beti , one doorsouth of OWaIt's hardwl stare. apd aoomethop I am prepared tmi n usa ootaa v ft do ge m rakev pr-.pt sdmaeIu at fair prims

A theb public patrage I rrpe, -lany solicited. A ANDERSON.

BB1I LODUGH POPBQRTYFor Sale. a

Some of the Yet Dwsirabl. OGroudPat on the Markt

Haing onaclded ton ell all our peoperty ia thClag fIt Gad Clagtst Dios Additions to tohe tows ofDeer Lodge It Is now plaoed on the mashet withboereserve and James . Mlle aolaeI our aseat toel theseme. The property l edes

Tse tract of gr nad fronting s•ath 0 feat esSecond raeet sad ixteuauia akh S to if rstter.st. laddla the Claet re.dean whdich ail b

sdd latact or broka up alto two or thre lia.

Alse the tract of grod, fet.tratlt mathas irst itres•t, i|mdlbtey east e . GroLoIia=r s~, sad eateadlug 8b 0 fet s wl,aleso ld Itaetor brakes up to sH purhasers.

lLesr i to dl•Opas oed of eaI atoly to perchasers oc t p opmt d d Ire nsered elin 0ve enesasoa i lat e trout sd r.

Also eight lots lWlS Ifst each. Ina lek 1. o theClo A i DLza AdIdtlosl, .mlltel mus otf e

COlett A Diz AdditiUos, freattlag m Thih- sireetsouth and mas of . Larabhl's raeldema. A istmeteighty ft wide rsr sar d will e opem e-tween the smut llmuef the ietu amd the prypesrty8. l.. Red, sq , ad will eztend from thU milUibreach of Cottoawoed re k to or usr Petaummcreek.

Aimo a strip of round 43 edt wide, ezmulleg fromt. Joseph's Hoepiml outhwmrd to ur msar ?efsalc, Iutr.eud sel thO the llugate Kmalfte sross .

Also lit IT. lock 11 Duer ledge, with ooeu elag there.. owead cadformerld sospid bh W.Done.

term w happlle t o Jam .Kill 1s. Dust L Owhol setr authorlsed geet fur the sale 1 the msese

pops'" W. . CALAOTTeer W. .E DIXON.

St. Mary'zAcaadsmy.DileIEm !.

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gr f lag nd Omeme tNl Weedle Week .

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POETRY.

PALUJI IWAVe.

Where the weleemo sowu4rep peepingWhispered Sprin awakes fromaleeplg,Where the primrose, maens pare,Netle4 'mid her leaves seeare;Where the violet, sweet and shy,Blssomed 'eath a kndred sky;Where the lush of ummer noonBrooded o'er the rose of Jne;Where, in the golde sutunm weather,Fruit sad owers groped together,Rich in royal Nature's desesGlowed In lavish loveliness;Everywhere in daie sad wood,O'er blighted bloom sad withered bd,While the gray cloud o'er them grieves,Gather fast she falling leaves.

Where youong pues sprang to life;Where the bold will dared the strife;Wher sweet rst love, trembllng,shrinklng,Present,Past, and Future linkig,Wrapt two hearts in fairy dreams;Where a true souel's noble schemesSoared to happy thoughts of givingTo the poor and lowly living;Where in the dassing distance sheIn ancy richest booe bestowing,Ltaing youth o'er gulf and bar,Fame's proud shrine shone fair and far;While rate looks on, sad Time bereaves,Ropes fall as falling leaves.

Yet 'aath esoh russet rustling heap,Boots form fast, and blossoms sleep,Sheltered in the kindly mold,From the bitter, bting cold,All the Sowers we prize so well,Bide till April breaks the spell,And calls them forth to glen and plain,To prank the oyous earth again.So, oh weary heart and head,Mourning for the ohanged or dead,Trust and wait. Our Master' rhymeSays, "My faith is large in time;"To some benalgant purpose yetWork wrong and loss and grief and fret,Patience her perfect end achieves;Trust in the life beneath the leaves.

-All the Year Rouwd.

DOT SCI MALL LEETLE BABY.

BY CHAzLUS FALLEN ADAMs.

Drne as I leev, most efery dayI laugh me vild to saw der rayMy schmall young baby dri to play-

Dot funny leetle baby.

Ven I look of dem leetle toes,Und m dot fanny leetle nose,Und hear der way dot rooster crows,

I sehmile like I as grasy.

Sometimes dare somes a Istle scbquall,Dot's vben der windy vwnd vill crawlBight In his leetle stohomack schmall.

Dot's too bed for der baby.

Dot mkss him sl•g at night so sohveet,Und gorry barrio he must ead,Und I must chump spbry on my feet

To help dot little baby.

He balls my nose und kicks my hair,Und grawls me oft eferyvhere,Und schlobbers me-but rot I care ?

Dot vas my schmall young baby.

Around my head dot leetle armVw sbquezina me so nlse and varm-Oh! may dere rtfer come some harm

To dot rchmall leetle baby.

PORTURATI PAWNATICIIM.

Why Aabi t n5.d to Cut of the • orb.Water Ipply.

Nw York Trtiuw.The special omrresponde of the London

Telegwap tells the following story aboutArabi, sad declares that t Is a tbentiUc:When Arabi had constructed the .big damaees the esanal at Tell-.Kebir whieh was toeemplee the Arabian stronghold, It wasoan-sidersd absolutely neuessary to obtal theapproval of a holy Bedouin recluse. Arabieonduced the sage terywerlr ; showed himthe Christian, on whom be nvoked a curse;led him over his works, displayed his army,and demanded a blessing on his arms. Whenthey came around to the wonderful dam thesaint frowned ominously and cried:

"What, my son, is this?""Holy father," replied the rebel chieftain,

"this Is to eut of all the water supply fromthe odious enemy."

"This may ot be," retorted the recluse,steroly; knew that the hatetl Christian,though lamentabl beited and besotted,and grievously arrogant to boo s, after all,an erring child o Allah. Water is given forall ereatures, He h a right to water likethe eat. Ope a waythat atloastsome ofthe precious stream may molleen his prebedthbroat."

And actually It wa found, on arrival atTeotlel-ebir that, reluctantly enough, nodoubt, Arab had beyed the sage's mandate.Through the center the dam an openingbed been made, about al beat wide, by wayo whieb the muddy stream was perolatingslewly. Timhe glish had found the watereasaty and foul, but, thanks to the Bedoulaage, the supply was not totally cut of

ensaWsl Ar•s.A w days ap a drummr br one of ear

whtolesale uases was travelinag n buggyaleqe uatry reed In Arkamuns, when bese pa a tall, reuhly-dresed man sit-tg upoen a ral oee whittling. With aasial "geeo merniug" the traveler drew uphi house and asbadl

" etat your ole d aorn over thaen r""Wal, I ealkia I'll hess onto a right

ema sheer Klt. I' weklt g a pplee e'sw.._sh s r dp ."."nstlmbs lie ssa e epai."

Spausutme Inn ra aerln e pm pane-perty hand, s*t tIhe use r epe ns a-

ftmr wea Jm wr ud Iabms. penMeeatehr slit

9tlloemqs tash r, h eW ma o

ame or as M t es i aga*Mr this

-I hke cysaleqe t a hb es t atween W•p es this sears, A dumedte4 gralI inthoe se y ar lho

kaa7 m't1*STb bst

NEW .*tOR' -WSTERS.

Mr. Tenayson' new rural drama ta threats is wri teat lI gess.

Mark Twain has received $100,000 of roy-alty fhem his play of CoL Sellers.

Baron Wilhelm Rotschbild,it i estimated,enjoys an rancome of $2 per minute.

Mr. Labouchere says that France is nowone gigantic gambling establishment.

Premier Gladstone owns a piece of land atN•agara Falls and refuses to sell It at anyprim.

Rothschild-one of him-has 1,200 blood-ed horses on his 42,000 acre farm in Nor-mandy.

Neither General Wolseley nor AdmiralSeymour has a son to succeed to his newpeerage.

A man was fined $150 in Rochaester NewYork, a few days ago for giving a fire alarm"for fun "

Forty years ago Judge Felger belonged toa are company, wore a red shirt, and trainedwith "the beys."

In the meanest hut there is a romanee,4fyou only know the hearts Lhereln.-Vamrv-Aagea won Ease.

These are tbe words of awise critic: "Nobooks can •nstill the natural faculties whichmake up good taste."

When luck knocks at the door it oftenSnds the man inside too lazy to lift thelatch.-WAftehall 1Tmes.

The biggest steel hammer In the UnitedStates strikes a 06,000 pound blow. Oh,where is John Sullivan now ?

General Grant has given it out at Phila-delphi againu that he bu no interest In poli-tics or in the present campaign.

"Where are the men of "lOt" shrieks anexcited exchange. Oh, to Halifax with themen of 10. Give us the women of 28.

Since going to Russia, Minister Hunt hasentirely recovered bis health, which was socritical before he left the United States.

General Butler says that the victories thisfall will be a Democratic swing of the pen.dulum which will go the other way In 18114.

M. Deprez at the Munich Electrical Exhi-bition worked a plow by means of electricitythe current being transmitted about fortymiles.

England has thirty electric light compa-nles with a capital of over $80,000,000. Near-ly as much money is simillarly sunk InFrance.

The Ben Hill monument fund has notquite reached $8,000, while the sum wantedis $30,000. Raising funds for monuments asslow work.

James R. Randall, the author of "MyMaryland," ls an aspirant for the Cengres-slonal seat vacated by Alex. H. Stephens,Governer of Qeorgla.

A certain drawing room on Fifth avenue,New York, has a ceiling of cathedral glass,said to have cost $5,000. It is one of theoddest ideas of a very odd year.

Mr. Hiram Sibley, who is said to be thelargest owner of cultivated land in America,and who was formerly President of theWestern Union Telegraph Company, willerect in Chicago the largest seed warehousein the world.

Col. Keyser ascended the pyramids, nearCairo, some weeks ago, and by means of theHeliographic mirror, reflected sunlight toAlexandria, 120 miles away. At that dis-tance the signals were like pin points ofbrightness, but they conveyed an Importantmessage from Wolseley to the Khedive.

A bill Is before the Vermont Legislatureprohibiting a divorced person from marryingwithin a year, and a person from whom adivorce is obtained from marrying withinfive years, or ever, if the ground of complaintis a crime, in which case criminal prosecu-tion must follow the divorce proceedings.

Just before has assassination,Gen. Garfieldsent a message to Mr. William Black in re-gard to his story, "MacLeod of Dare," re-gretting that the novelist had made it eidso tragleicly. "There is tagedy enough inthe world," he said, little thinking that in afew weeks he himself was to contribute stillmore.

A novel uestiontl is attitatin the residentsA novel question is agltatink the residentsof Tucson, Arizona, as to whether a femalewho went through the marriage vows with aman on his 4Jng bed is maid or widow.The technieal proposition is that the pbysi-elsn exclaimed, just as the minister was pro-nouncing them man and wife: "My God, he'sdead."

Bayard Taylor one day, In the enurse of aconversation with Longfellow, said to theelder poet: "There is a little poem of yourswhich is hardly known, which few peopleever mention; but of all your shorter poemsit is my fayorite." Mr. Longfellow's eyeskindled. "Is it'Chrysaor" he asked. Hewas right. It was "Chrysaor," and hisquick question seems to show that it wasalso his favorite.

There is a farm of 8,000 acres in Baxtercounty, Texas, which to a youngster's eyesmust present a spectacle of delight which noshow on earth can equal. It is devoted toraiing of 8betland and spotted ponies forthe beneit of children with indulgent par-ents. The diminutive borses roam over theprairie with the docility and contentment ofsheep, and are always on the best terms witheach other and with the human family.

The best residence property in Ban Fran.eclo is worth $300 to 260O per front footonly. In New York it is worth 12.000 to

8,000 per front foot; In Boston $1,500 to11,800; n Chicago, $1,000 to $1,100. A realestate operator, several years ago when realestate was dull at Chicago, spent a weekthere, Idokiling into real estateU prices. Whenle came back be said that San Franciscoproperty was far belw its proportioenateprice, compared with the rates rlaing at Chi.eago.-Copp'sLand Owner.

The cenasus of 1880 gives some interestingdata relative to the number and iseouf farmslanhe leading agricultural 8tate. Illinoisisat the bead of the lks as to numbers, havng368,741 farms. Oho comes next with 217r180; Missouri third, with 215,575, and Indi-ana, Iowa, Kntucky, Michigan, Kansas andWiseeonsn follow in the order named, thelast havin 188,882. Of farms containingmore than 1,000 ares the greater numberare in the Southern states and Cadlfornis.

antucky has 1,11t sueb ftms, while I1111-nos lee but 610 and Obie only S6S.

The proect tfor constructing a third rail.way tunnel beneath the Alps under MoeatBlDae already meets with eaedeso l op

p~rt lelarly on sele pondsOi asawi 8 svwls of the Paolytbh.

atoes of Zuric, contends that the piercingoe Mol Blac would be a work of Immeassdieault . In sem part the tansel would

des gps, whes e wesle on ebuere toe air, anmd is bml i mpoubl uo May.

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HNURAMN THU MAGICOIAN.

His Treks ameag the HRcksters of 5t.

St. Louis Post-DispatchA.Hermann looks a good deal like an ideal-

sed and humanizsed Satan. He Is of thedarkest dark brunette, with blazing blackeye and the blackest of black hair on hibface and head. He dresses In black, the onlywhite showing in his costume being his shirtcollar. At the market he was at once recognised by the pgamins whoeame trooping afterhim, and when he stopped at a vegetabledealer's stall the crowd formed a ring on theeutside. "How do you sell these soupbunche?" said he, picking up a peek meas-ure all of herbs. "Two cents aplece," re.piled the ample matron behind the layout.*That's cheap,"said Hermann, "Very cheap,"and then suddenly looking into the heartof one of the bunches he pulled out a ple-thoric wad of $20 bills. The woman madea grab for the money, but as suddenly as itpsred it vanished, and she looked from

the bunch to the magician and from themagiielan to the bunch In a puzzled way."Go 'way with your foolishness," she saidat last, and declined to be further Interested.A couple of stalls below theore was a greatselection of eggs. These at once caughtHermann's eye. "Are those eggs fresh ?" beinquired of the damsel in charge. "Yes,sir." He picked up one, and rattled it be-side the woman's ear. She started back atthe peculiar metallic sbund, whereupon hesmiled accusingly at her, broke the egg, andtook out two $5 gold pieces laying in theyolk. She started, and he got $10 more outof another egg. After collecting aboutthirty In this way she suddenly declined tohave any more eggs broken. As she spoke,a blue tongue of flame sprung out of a scoreof eggs on the tray, and the whole partystarted back in affright. The flame diedaway and the woman turned on Hermannwith almost a curse: "You are a sorcerer I"By this time a great throng of people hadgathered around, and each new feat of themaster was honored by a round of applause.A stall or two lower down Hermann pickedup a cabbage and asked the man If it wasnot imprudent to leave his valuables exposedthat way. The man lowered at him andsaid he was not there for Joking. "Whatwill you take for the cabbage ?" inquired themaestro. "Five cents." The money waspassed and the cabbage became the proper-ty of the magician. Taking a knife, he cutit open, and before the astonished gaze ofthe multitude, there lay a perfect nest oftreasures. Hermann deliberately began toAll his pockets, first with a wad of bills, ahundred dollar one on the outside, then agold watch and chain, next two or threediamond rinp, and finally a heaping hand-ful of $20 gold pieces, and last a UnitedStates bond for $1,000. Powers of descrip-tion fall to paint the changes which passedever the huckster's face as this find was be-ing appraised and pouched by the magician.Doubt, fear, avarice and despair flitted oneafter another over his countenance. And atlast, when the cabbage wuas evidently emptyhe flung himself on the bench behind thestall and refused to be comforted. "That'sa pretty good trade," said Hermann, and thebo)s cheered him to the echo.

A few paces further on was a game-deal-er's stand, and here the miracle of the daywas performed. Picking up a rabbit thatwas lying without a head on the pavemelt,Hermann asked the man how long it hadbeen dead. "Only a day or two." "Smellit," said Hermann. The reporter sniffed atit, and it certainly was gamy. "on.'t youknow now to freshen up animals " saidBermann to the man. And he took therabbit, doubled it up and back, and laid itdown on the pavement with a bead on it,and evidently alive. The dead rabbit at onceleaped in among the boys, who chased itand finally brought it back, In sore need ofthe kindly magician's good offices again.Then be took a dove from the cote over thestand, deliberately wrung its neck, pulledoff its head, and threw it to the owner, andbefore he had time to examine it, returnedhim his pigeon none the worse for wear. Bythbis time the crowd was so larpge that loco-motion was impossible, and with a quizlicalglance at hisb admirers, Hermann huarriedlyboarded a ear and disappeared toward thesouth.

A Femnlmne Trait.

Quiz.A man's foe are those of his own bouse-

bold, and the keenest enemies of women arewomen themselves. No one can Inlict suchhumiliation on a woman as a woman canwhen she chooses, for if the art of high-handed snubbing belongs to men, that ofsubtle wounding is peculiarly feminine, andis practiced by the best bred of the sex.Women are always more or lem satagonis-tic to each other. They are gregarious lifashion and emulative in follies, but theycannot combine; they never support theirweak sisters; they shrink from those whoare stronger than the average, and if theywould speak the truth boldly, they wouldconfess to a radical contempt for each other'sintellect, which, perhaps, is the real reasonwhy the set of the "emmncipated" com-mands so small a following. Half a dosenmen advocating "emanelpation" doetrineswould do more toward leavening the wholebulk of womankind than any number of

etm class women. Where they do stand byeachb other it is from ltlnectave o personalalection, rather than from cla sqildarity.and this is one of the most striking ditlac-tiems of sex. and ohe came, among others,why men have the upper band, sat thythe me able to keep I.

Imp••r in Tetmems e.t 3phsheris.

In a eeamaleation to the Chimeo Y•edl.Ml Jemrrd•, Dr. Magil desies a methodt.mastala diplaterjarAwsJ wNrie! beow f.

eseled belter asults theaen kesssepether.aseamM esdilaery hss, teei4heeo l -ee

•et lang aisn about one lath in i~ug•aoe•d of e is pkaneoser st r peMt o• a

esAeme seuetsi, hipr wes _r d!oS.,etsiqaisd tro biies is than pleosea

00 st ove or apsowU rl,4wt b wh o usi.Ste msse e a gt s, she bee he ei

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WHY WE LAUGH.

"Too full for atteranee"-dead drunk.-Waterlo* Obserer.

The Ohio ma hs been succeeded by theman whom so many persons go out tome.

Summerbreese says marage is a mesasof grace, because t led him to repentance.-

To keep apples from decaying, put themin a cool place where there is a large familyof ehildrqa.

Many statesmen look upon a morningocktail as a constitutional amendment.-

Hew Orleans Picayune.

ecretary Chandler, after reading aboutOhio: "I know now what is meant by the'ship of State.' It's a schbooner."De weakness ob a man his strength. De

appetite for whiskey is a weakness but ispowerful strong-Adrkanse Thaefer.It is whispered in our ear by one who is

not partial to card playing that it takes twopacks to play agame-a pack of cards sad apack of fools.

The baking powder war," is the headingotan advertisement in some of our exchans..Another Yeastern diiculty it is preumed.-Noristowtn herald.

"Hold the forte for I am coming!" said themuscular man, as his pals staggered on thestairway under the weight of the plano.-Boston Com. Bulletin.

It is plain to be seen that a good many ofthe ward politicians who attend primarymeetlngs have never attended a primarysehool.-Boston Courier.

A Philadelphia bride found seventeenfail sets of dishes among her wedding pres-ents. Her far seeing friends evidently knewshe was going to keep a girl.--PhladelphiaNewos.

A Cambridge, Mass., man arrived in afrontier village recently, Just as a gang ofcow boys had "tken the town." His irstexclamation was: "Have you folks a collegehere already?"

A book agent says he sells more familyBibles in October than during all the othermonths in the year. Fall leaves are gather.ed and pressed in October, we belleve.-Nor.rfitown Herald.

We notice one thing-- t takes a veryrich man to appreciate the blessings ofpover-ty. Solomon was worth $75,000 when hesaid: "A good name Is to be chosen ratherthan great riches. "

A sad-eyed man the other night fell out ofhis bed into the aisle of a Pullman car andskinned his knee. He now claims that hewas lame from his berth. When be passemCarbon he will be hung by request.-Boom-erOag.

Bumbleton bhad a severe strain on his con-science the other day. He aims to be themost bonest of critics, and on being asked bythe father of an animated foghorn bow heliked bisdaughter's voice, he replied: "Shesings like a Patti-(under hs breatb)-gonian."--Mus~ial Herald.

Sir Fletcher Norton, whose want of cour-tesy was notorious, happened, while plead-ing before Lord Manseeld on some questionof manorial right, to say: "My lord, I canIllustrate the point in my own person. Imyself have two little manors." "We allknow It, Sir Fletcher," the Judge interposedwith one of his blandest smiles.

A man is going about the streets of Lara.mie claiming tobe John the Baptis. HBehas light hair and chin whiskers, is stoutbuilt, and looks like a farmer. We desire(says Bill Nye) to warn those who may beinclined to trust him that be is not what hepurports to be. We have taken great painsto look the matter up and find as a resultthat John the Baptist is dead,

A London paper describes an Americangirl in that city who "wears a gown with aflight of swallows, beginning on her leftshoulder and ending at her right foot, andswallows also fly about her parasol." TheAmerican youth in London is also addictedto "swallows," but they don't begin on hisleft shoulder. They begin under his noseand run down his throat.-Norritaown.

A reporter of the Chlcago Herald handeda barberthe following before operations be.gan: "I want a close shave. I am in a

urry. Do not put any oil or grease uponmy hair. I never use bay rum or cosmetics.Please comb my hair up and back. I do notwish my hair trimmed or cut. I do not wantany hair tonic or skin medicine. I do notwant any shampoo or a bath. I have notnot heard the latest news from Egypt nor doI want to. I care nothing for politics, orcrime, or society. I do not care for stock ormarket reports. I am net a stranger in thecity, and I am not golng to the ball this even-

nqj. I am a professor in a deaf and dumbinstitute and I am glad of it. Go ahead andshave me."Longingly the languid liarsLook toward the time when fires

In the barroom stoves shall glow;Eagerly they wish for weatherThat bhall draw them ail together,

So their yarns can have a show.-New Tork Commercild.

0c3t CAIN.

Tying her bonnet under her chinShe tied her raven ringlets in.But not alone In the silken snareDid she catch her lovely floating hair,For tying her boanet under her chin.She tied a young ton's heart within.

-Nero Perry.

And many a time that little chinHe's heard from tonce. von bet and win!And bonaetsashe's had ot her raven hair,And many a time he's been called a bear;And now she is throwing her ringlet back,And says she shall have a sealiskin sacque.

-Lousvlle Courter Journal.

uaring Thaekerry ot seage lright.

That the lnespelreneed astor shouldtremble mightily and exhibit all the symp.toms of nervous teuer belbes goong on thestage is regarded by those versed in hietriricmatters as a proallang token ofa coming triumph; bat that thesame rule bolds good of public reders andMeites might postup have been doubtedwere t not that Misse emblevouses forthefact that Willisa MabsepoeTharekerayblselt, on the ocasion et•his rest delivery ofleautres en "The Pour Georges" was depitehis great reputation sad undoubted gesae,absolutely unmanned by her oflhis audteae.This sesmpb ied lady happenad to look iaat Willis' Reem just behloe the bar hedor T.hekway% radmg, and to bhet suarpus

a rselbe, dYbeomelotle glt•in the sslsof the ms, s mrlamg a t him. "*o heldmy baed a seeaed *hl',*" wians issPals Kesble, 'aying, 'oh, doas leave

tmd I s a• st st mys aN mwith bight'ut,' esid I,'Tlhebhtar,.t murst natsd

hea. Year mae sems beg.les. o eemeMe,'" su m gptq Z emble Madly letdhim Mon lk Mtels•ti m adpeWI g thelemma hallt. tb. seve~. ad le shemassuufp of Mt isenws as the readingdes, ansl•bires.touNsed Wn4mlh dhiapms 6a 4.mee g d eums W seM m

MpIlabet m hed•ar. I• the .m-ed ees dMd m•inseaotee the 0r-0mr

muleagnsenigbbt-ea beuhe t p, MatH gohat she ais sa n hesarable tsgp.

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A TIMNU 3 CAN IVABU.

cea~reesma L C. oeek Tells NHw It Is3smeV, With a Weod abeut is Hlval.

mo-Wllie Trthuew.I began the campaign at Maryville with a

deceont speech. [Applause.] It was a moralspeech. ([Applase.] It would have doneto deliver in a 8unday seool [applause], a

ethbodi• acokrenes [applause], a Presby-terian synod [applause], or a Baptist amoe.lon. [(Applaue.] But Rule followed withhis flthy, dirty, villifylng plea, sd I newmean to fghtthe devil with Are. [Applause]But Mr. Rule Is trylag to com the merabtydodge over me. [Hurrah for Rule]. Oh,bheisso good. [Applaue]. Sogood hatIwonder be remains on this mundane. (Ap-plause]. So god that it s a wonder h asnot, like old Elijah, gone up ln a charlot offire. Applause]. and be will go up onSd day of aest Novmber. [Applause]. Butlet us ee how good es. An attemp wasmade some tim ago to reorganiss a certainchurch in this ciey for the purpose o defeat-lag me for Congress and electing Rule.[Hurrah for Rale]. [Harrah for Honk]. Itwas the Methodist church, the one I belongto. [Derisive Jeers.] [Hurrah for Houk.]And the one Rule belongs to [hurrah forRule] and I am in good standlong, too, [ap-plane and Jeers], though If the disliplinewas rigidly enforced the Lord knows whereme and Rule would both be; but you see Ialways pay the preacher [hurrah for Honk]and my Methodist brethren always vote forme. [Applause]. But Rule accuses me ofdrunkenness [hurrah for Honk], but I canprove by him that I have been sober for twoweeks. (Applause]. I can say that if It hadbeen in my power I would destroy the art ofmaking alcohol. It is a bad thing. It getsaway with a fellow sometimes. [Applause].I know it by experlence [hurrah for Honk]and so does Rule. [(Hurrah for Rule]. Iacknowledge that I have taken a little toomuch when tired and weary. (Harrah forHook.] But Rule drinks more whisky thanI do. [Hurrah for Rule]. He is an every-day, constant drinker. [Applause). Hegazzles It all the time. [Applause]. I onlyCongressionally get too much. [Hurrah forHonk]. ["I have heard it sometlmes lasts amonth," said a voice In the crowd.] Thatdepends upon the kind of whisky, my friend.[Great applause]. I never drank until myhealth was destroyed in war, and then I wasadvised by my physi. lan to do It [applanuse],and sometimes I think the medieine is worsethli the diseae. [Applause.] Twelveyears ago I resolve never to enter a bar-roomand I have never violated that pledge. [Aprolonged whistle from some one in thecrowd]. But Rule walks right up to the barand drinks his whisky and gusleqhis beerright over the coaunter like a common set.[(Applause.] Rule says I was drank InNashville all the time during the Senator-a! contest. [Hurrah for Houk]. It is a lie,but Rule was drunk himself. [Applanuse]. Iknow It and Arch Hughes knows it. [Ap-plauseJ. If Arch Hugbes will write a leoterstating that Mr. Rule was not drunk in Nash-ville then I will abandon the canvass, gohome and vote for Rule. (Applause]. Isay I saw him drank. (Harrah for Rule.]I saw him leaning belplessly up against abouse with a mutilated cigar stump In hblmouth. [Applause]. And be was so drunkthat be put the lighted end in bhis mouth andburnt his tongue [prolonged applause], andthe scar Is there yet. (Applause]. If thescar is not on his tongue I will agree toabandon the raen for Congress. (Hurrahfor Houk.]

MISS MIDDY MORGAM.

The Famous Live Steek Reporter Ia It.Peal.

YMifuapol•s Triune.Most newspper reades havebeard ofMis

Middy Morgan, the live stock reporter of theNew York Ties wbo, when she cam latoNew York seeking employment on a news-paper and being told there was only oneplace to be had-that of stoek yard reposter-resolutely took up the work and made'agreat sooes of It. Miss Merpe has f afew weeks been traveling i the southwestern and western stock regione and yesterarrived in St. Paul on her way to tih YTellowatone country to Iquire Into the o tbusines of Montaan. At the Northern •-ciSc oSoee, where she called on bulne"ls r"lating to her trlp, shae appeared sometbilike the humorous idea of a strong".ladda.woman In dress and maner, but bright itwell as energetic and earnest. She appe*-from a abort eouveratlon, to be almost e••thualastlo Io pursuit of the knowledge he

sklngbt withal practical and .atb edkal.She will go as fhr west othNe Northberclic line an may be neessary to leear fsobservation and by Inquirieso cattle assiall that shae cares to knew about eatle rain-lng In MNotama ad the proeble fht•g .o.pert from that regio, but, will have a but.red trip, a she ha to resum her rIearwork In New Te-a k as the ad this month.She will asteebisb the eatle men shbe mee•ts,who have not bard of her, by her knowl-edge of heir bunes, not by the varietyof labratie ash will quire tof them.

Te mbstrte ailway.

uder LAns ed rear.lasatrlaty Is gradually iseaily ro--i - parolem sbr IUghtaig puse

pwes, and sew b is wes begialusg to re}plew steae as a meiv power. lut vyelaea rs iways have been bualt as ye, but

boy, mar Cot . Tsv.e is on i, oper '

ties whisk ne ft". West Rid. awt (ItAagletteabegg, Bs, to the wel-kaew sb essej bt esPeratO - ,a-020*0. * WI hat . sokmar owa btee prh,•, an l n aen Wnus -s -~ se wathe o eyeba. b 1id

ltsesisa•meegh witheee oebeb a dos bbWamn" r : aidli at smll t e sioe s-

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EVE-AN GELIAL.Coses be less agg.

Upright rlm eo laf an• t ow oLh r OV I.

and slender meeoh to altaatago."uscal•l, ha., las cornet band com-d ora ng lades i so odal sft -

r elar a ,oommoa soeld," Mrs. Lock-t MiTlens tewn, amt., wa pland undr.d ofa pOg.

Black velvet comlets, shaped very muchikee ]reMch otrste, are worn o.ver wACashmae or nema eloth diesn..

and chick s willk nourish an ir

through a l o s dsaodl Yosama•.n l

owers mo or dn'irable for orsae boaquets.A sngle rose costs $1 and fom eto te

are mounted in a group.Lastellatod edo make a tatefbl finish

for bis san ques breadsa d clothand comum drs. They are aind meoalvo by being welted with a cord or foldof blas silk.

.?tg "* s rota-tions which rost upon woman% charasterl-t p.yleal, mental, and moral.--. Her.

Corde silks oaunumbersasila inIo ddresses. Thee• ar to mases aelo misoverdress, with skirts of rich br ied alksthat have the figures of plush or elvetthrown up on a corded silk sfhces.

"How are the aups Dinah" asked 0gentleman ofr his coor cook, just brostartinng down town. "Well, 3ah-" r Ithe sable miatress of the lktan, "I tnik dabis combustibles enough to last till to-mor-row.- "

The comblnaton of red with navy bins isas fashionable as ever. Soms pret navyblue dresses of Indlesesmert are timmed

These styles are particlarly suited to

Silk squares for the neck are doubled andpointed low in front, and the spam .filled In with two flis of law e. ky blue,crushed strawberry, and cresette squares eused, with the ede lloped or trimmedwith lao or he tatb.

owern of ow York we •NatboelalJ y ean-tflal. But the CiaelncaSt The- lar wantsher to reserve her fullo1 plot ul se asthe Jlmon weeds an ddo hnal oalg ourgreat hhways In th Wet.

ambossed velvet sand mlbas are vryihaionably comba wied plain fabriMsthe same khid6,tr s J odl bing uadfor tmbhe short, plan plan kS the

Jat or amae r ofr th costme. Preand oardra-peas m teris aeoee the ehuar revived as trlmpnpgs,rtheyare Salahedwith lae sad very handome bOttons.

TWO id•l WIDOWS.

Two We•th of ie Rlete of A.. Stewartsad C.mmed'w. Vandewbld.

NOV York Liatter.Mrs. A. T. Stewart, who is the rlchest

widow In the Union, is a naive of this iy,and was born in humble llfo. Her beter,the late Charles Clinch, considered hliselffortunate to get a plaen in the Cetomr Hesewbree he gradually became an epe,nd wasretained longer than any other oell. Smarried Stewart while e was keeping aptty retail store, and they began lpoe-keeping under very humble elreumananees.When lStewat get upin the werldoa of thndications w found nla the fat that b eand

his wlf0 took board at the ALste esm,hibh then was the fnest hote lan the ay.

Mrs. Stewart now oceuples the pad pl-vatl masina, with but oea eseqpdo, iaAmerica, whI~Adur•ng her visit to'earnae,

t in the care of a family of trlJy arva•ks.The apartments h r th lait.er are me olgano than anything the •iSewart's ha duatgthe ral ten years of their marrlsd Ie.

Mrs. Stewart bhA fr many yers aees amember of St. Mark' chumb, but th waskept on ach a shoud allowanc. by her bhebead that she c al• n et ii ia oy of thebenevolent operatlon of the society. Herparsimony at last Ibeam9 pover I a, but itis now evidetas that t was 1 iu A to tb.hardbeaetsd husband. ip Sl d* hite hhas. shown onge libralt, lo b as

a00,a s ths year may a trite lset.Mrs. Stewarn pastor (Ryainoe) rl yviMted anrud, of which, putlb Is aalivs. He could thee aueseM thlus tark

able fac that isdy s lb w itlos riebsged Io i`'most or her bubm 4seldso beens doseores 'l%.e estwgsM

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