If Your WifeWere A Ferrari

Photo uploaded to Flickr by Leap Kye

It’s a metaphor!Comparing car care to women’s health. Crazy! But I’m not the first to notice.

Best engine in the world?

The vagina:

-It can be started with one finger. -It is self-lubricating.

-It takes any size piston.

Too bad the management system is so fucking temperamental.

Maintenance is critical

It’s a little more involved for her

I just stole this image off the internet

Yes, this is a pretty accurate comparison

Buying a new car

1961 Vauxhall Estate uploaded by 111 Emergency on Flickr.com

For example, comparing buying a carto paying for health care.

New car: $25,000

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Same car: $42,336

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(Metaphor! That’s 68% more each year.)

Insurance, driving: $8,095 a

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Source: The Toronto Daily Star, March 11, 1957 uploaded by jbcurio on Flickr.com

Insurance: 50% more for women

=$12,142

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(for health insurance,before health care reform)

Women pay more, so . . . everything’s covered?

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Actually, no.Like these walls: birth control? Prenatal vitamins? Pregnancy?

Not covered.

Same upkeep- right?

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I don’t mind paying more tokeep my wife / girl friendhealthy.

Tell me the maintenanceschedule is the same.Right?

You’re not really paying

attention,are you?

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Oil change:17 times a year

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But, uh, my wife isn’t actually a car.

My goal is to help you see how much your

two main loves have in common!

Lavish love and attention on them both!

Talk dirty to yourelected officials

Uploaded by Beverly & Pack to Flickr

What can you do?

You do care about women’shealth policy!

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Lubrication is key.

The woman in your life:

with proper care she’ll always be your

world-class thrill machine!Brought to you by: Nevada Advocates for Planned Parenthood AffiliatesNevadaAdvocates.org

April 2010