Gruesome Groaners

Teresa and Paul Jennings Music K-8, Vol. 12, Num.1© 2001 Plank Road Publishing

Gruesome groaners. Monstrous moaners.

Horrid humor, too.

Gruesome groaners. Monstrous moaners.

What’s a ghoul to do?

Who is Count Dracula’s favorite

person on a baseball team?

The bat boy.

What do ghosts eat for lunch?

Boo-loney sandwiches.

Gruesome groaners. Monstrous moaners.

Horrid humor, too.

Gruesome groaners. Monstrous moaners.

What’s a ghoul to do?

Why didn’t the skeleton want to go

to school?

His heart wasn’t in it.

What did the mother ghost say

to her child?

Don’t spook until you’re spooken to.

Gruesome groaners. Monstrous moaners.

Horrid humor, too.

Gruesome groaners. Monstrous moaners.

What’s a ghoul to do?

Why did the monster help the

little old ghoul across the street?

Because that’s what fiends are for.

What kind of test does a vampire take

at school?

A blood test.

Gruesome groaners. Monstrous moaners.

Horrid humor, too.

Gruesome groaners. Monstrous moaners.

What’s a ghoul to do?

What is a ghost’s favorite song?

A Haunting We Will Go.

What do you call the head of a vampire motorcycle gang?

The bleeder of the pack.

Gruesome groaners. Monstrous moaners.

Horrid humor, too.

Gruesome groaners. Monstrous moaners.

What’s a ghoul to do?

When Frankenstein met his girlfriend

it was love at first fright.

What’s a ghoul to do?