FUNNY DID YOU KNOW 2

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ENTERTAINMENT AND HUMOUR

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A PRESENTATION FROM DENIS

F L I R T

INTENTIONALLY ATTRACT BUT SERIOUSLY UNINTENTIONAL

L A W Y E RSOMEONE WHO PREPARES A 10,000 WORD DOCUMENT AND CALLS IT A BRIEF

A B I L I T Y

THE VIRTUE YOU ARE FORCED TO USE IF YOUR BOSS HAS NO DAUUGHTER

A C C R U E PEOPLE WHO WORK ON A SHIP

A C U T E A L C O H O L I C

AN ATTRACTIVE DRUNK

A I R P O L L U T I O N

M I S T D E M E A N O R

B A N K A PLACE THAT WILL LEND YOU MONEY IF YOU CAN PROVE THAT YOU HAVE MONEY

D I A R Y

A BOOK OF REVELATIONS

MY S E C R E T S

A L O O F

TOP OF A CHINESE HOUSE

C L E A V A G E

SOMETHING YOU CAN BOTH APPROVE OF AND LOOK DOWN UPON

A R O M A

A WHISPER HEARD BY THE NOSE

A L I M O N Y

THE SCREWING YOU GET FOR THE SCREWING YOU GOT

B A N D – A I D

A FUND TO HELP STRUGGLING MUSICIANS

D E N T I S T

ONE WHO LIVES FROM HAND TO MOUTH

D E F A M E

B E C O M I N G F A M O U S

C a s h - f l o w The movement your money makes as it disappears down the drain

C O M M U T E

TO TRAVEL TO AND FROM WORK WITHOUT SPEAKING

A L G O R I T H M

A TRENDY DANCE FOR MATHEMATICIANS

A smileis a frown turned upside down.A smileis painted on the face of a clown.A smilebrightens a dreary day.A smilechases tears away.A Smileis the key to happiness.A smileis a gift that shows you care.A smileis priceless no matter where.A SmileIs a sure sign of success.

kurt hearth

May you be blessed and keep smiling

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