Post on 15-Jun-2015
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FRATBOXES
FRATBOXESNat “Natty Light” Eliason
Chief Executive Brofficer
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“I wish someone had
remembered to get cups…”
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“I wish we had spare ping
pong balls…”
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“But why is the beer gone?”
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We Set Out to Solve The
Problems of Planning Parties
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#Pivot
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#Pivoteverydamnday
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How do I make Money?
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7$ 12$ 25$
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Us
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Any of You
Us
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Any of You
Any of Your Friends
Us
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Any of You
Any of Your Friends
And so On until we’re all Rich
Us
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Us
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Us
You
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Us
You
You
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Us
You
You
You
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Us
You
You
You
You
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Everybody Gets a Hockey Stick!
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Did You Make any Sales?
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#Notavanitymetric
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(Not Me)
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FRATBOXES+
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“Beer bongs and games are great,
I'm most attracted to this part”
“this looks f@#%ing great dude”
“Hell, I’d buy it just for my dorm room”
“Dude, stop emailing me, I don’t know who you are”
“Who do you know at this party? Why are you caring
a box around?”
“Bro, dude, bro, bro, bro, dude, bro, bro”
“Oh, you’re an entrepreneur? So you’re
unemployed?”
“Obviously I need more cups, your
friend just ran in and threw them all away”
“I thought people at CMU didn’t drink”
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Thank You
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Nathaniel EliasonLeanna Verderese
Zack Bush