Post on 27-Mar-2016
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6 The Other “L” Word
7 Introduction
War10 Observations From a
Reluctant Anti-Warrior
14 The War on Terror Never Ends
15 The Right to Own a Bazooka
19 Confessions of a Lazy Anti-Warrior
seX22 Swingers of the World, Unite!
26 The War on Fornication
arts32 Just Say No to Live Clarinets
33 Now That’s Entertainment!
34 “Real” “Art”
38 Christian Rock
42 Sluts For Jesus
43 The Life Cycle of a Hack
business46 Malls
50 Just Say No to Intellectual Property!
51 Your Friendly Neighborhood Tyrant
52 Everyone’s a Winner!
56 Latin Laissez-Faire
57 Fine Dining at Shell
boondoGGLes60 My Very Own Monorail
64 Let’s All Give Money to the Rich Man!
68 Amtrak Sucks
72 Detroit
traGedY78 A Menace to Society
82 The Beast That Will Not Die
86 Bums
90 Caged Warmth
PoLitiCs96 In Search of… an Honest Republican
100 Confessions of a Serial President Hater
101 Let Us Deliberate…
102 Fascists Have Feelings, Too
103 In Search of… the Perfect Human
107 When Libertarians Gather…
108 Shenanigans!
CountrY114 Brown Peril
118 Who’s to Blame for 9/11?
119 Ex-Pats Say the Darnedest Things
120 Junkie Logic
121 Celebrate Diversity
122 Do Your Own Thing Unto Others
123 Principal Stalin
124 Fair-Weather Idealists
125 …Or Don’t You Care?
126 The Nerd-ification of America
127 Let’s Talk About Sex
128 What We Believe
132 What We Believe (This Month, Anyway)
133 The Home of the Brave bioGraPhY138 I.M.P.: An Abbreviated Retelling of the
Life of Isabel Mary Paterson
152 Will Everyone Please Stop Freaking Out Over Ayn Rand?!?
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