Drunk British Girls

PowerPoint Show by Andrew

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Nothing can light up an already perfect night out like a drunk British gal. Once drunk British girls are thrown into the mix, it usually becomes legendary.

Really, nobody on this planet has a greater talent for making themselves look like ridiculous fools than drunk British girls.

Collected here is a photographic study of them to prove these points. Disclaimer: some of the pictures show drunk British boys, but if I would've put that in the header you wouldn't have watched this presentation.

This is a girl that really likes to write the phrase "PLS remove my picture ASAP!" on a stranger's Facebook wall.

The trick with the invisible skateboard always works better with your panties down.

That's a real bargain for having yourself molested by an intoxicated pervert later that night.

Two people getting ready to puke each other in the face. Also, there's a guy in the background creating a sand tornado out of thin air while only using his mouth. This guy is awesome.

No matter how hard you try, it's usually impossible to see an image of Jesus in your own puke. Especially when your dad is standing next to you wondering out loud where he went wrong as a parent.

The fact that no one seems to be willing to help this poor fellow look for his contacts makes us weep for humanity.

That fence should be paid a huge sum of money in damages for severe emotional trauma.

"No, you did nothing wrong. It's not your fault. Everything is going to be okay. Now, let's go back to counting the amount of STD's and decide which one to take care of first."

Most British guys don't consider this to be a completely wasted girl in immediate need of professional medical attention. They consider this to be foreplay.

Girls just wanna have fun!

You can always count on a friend to help when you need to puke.

Thankfully, one girl takes a stand against the social degradation of her peers and tries to organize a sit-in.

The great British tradition of kicking people while they're down.

Sometimes, taking care of a girl is a two man job.

You know it's going to be a legendary night when the police starts to hand out hard liquor.

See... Girls fart in other girls' faces too.

Since this is just an average picture of an average street in London of average people in front of an average bar, we decided to turn it into a game. So. Guess who's selling the dope.

Don't tell your girlfriend you're gay when she's drunk as hell.

You can see it in his eyes. That pink hat will be filled to the brim with Royal vomit.