description
Within the bowels of a distant future, perceptual reality has reached nigh perfection. Only one blemish remains, a corruptible stain tarnishing the luster of our hearkened heavenly existence. His name is WaffleIron, and he is believed to be the last living criminal trapped within this prophesied Utopian society. Teamed with his brainwashed accomplice and underage girlfriend Lars Precious, they wreak havoc upon our fertile World's gentle soil. With mere intimidation and vulgarity they attack civility at its very core by entering into our World's Worldly heartland known as America! They trample upon this hallowed ground with one mission in mind, to mug Planet Earth's greatest living benefactor, our beloved President of the United Nations of America! Beware the feral call, beware the call of the screaming wicked!