HOW TO BECOME

A MERMAID IN 30 LESSONS

1 LESSON A DAY

by Joanna Americco, PHD.

LESSON 1

Find a pool. I you already have one, good. If you don’t, buy a plastic one, or one you can

mount somewhere. Tubs are not good. Why ? Because you bath in it, the Mermaid

transformation must take place somewhere you didn’t desecrate with your filth.