an ABC book for grown-upsby benj. j. gohs

and eventually...

death

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A is for “Alcohol” … to get through the day.

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B is for “Bills” … you pay and you pay.

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C is for “Credit” … there’s never enough.

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D is for “Divorce” … she’s getting your stuff!

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E is for “Every damn time” …something can go wrong it will.

Shit’s

Bad,

folks

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F is for “Frills” … you can’t afford

any frills.

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G is for the “Gutters” … you were supposed to clean out.

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H is for your “Health” … doctorsays you

have gout.

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I is for “I heard you the 1st time!”

…your patiencethey tried.

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J is for “Jealousy” … of your neighbor, who died.

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K is for a man is “King” of his castle…of which you are not.

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L is for realizing you cry a whole “Lot.”

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M is for “Mortgage” … you’ll be paying for years.

N is for “Nothingness” … emptiness,

fears.

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O is for “Oh shit!”

…that thing you forgot.

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P is for “Priorities” … pizza and napping, you love them a lot.

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Q is for “Quickie” … the only sex that you get.

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R is for “Regret” … regret, regret, regret.

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S is for “Stretch marks” … you’ve got them in rows.

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T is for “Term life insurance”

…where your booze money goes

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U is for “Unhappy” … yourshrinkblamesdepression.

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V is for “Viagra”… to achieve an erection.

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W is for “Weary” … of life’s long, bumpy road.

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X is for “X-Ray” …you

get cuz

you’reold.

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Y is for “YOLO” …only one life to live.

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Z is for “Zero” …amount of shits

left to give!

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