A Grand Tradition

The Campout Beard

The Basics

• It is the one time a year that you get to look however you want and no one can say anything about it without hating fun.

•It’s like Halloween for men. But it happens twice a year.

What Can You Do?

• Well, basically anything. It’s your beard.

A sweet beard helps you get food quicker, because the grillmasters are bound to be impressed by your bold style and strong machismo.

Unfortunately, Moody is missing a ball, so he can’t grow a beard. It’s science.

Beard Facts

• Like PF Fliers, beards are guaranteed to make you run faster and jump higher. The mutton chops are like silky wings.

Beard Facts• A sweet beard gives inhuman accuracy

and precision during beer pong.

Cold and frightened

Pleasantly warm, ready to kick ass

• It can get cold at campout; your cheeks will appreciate the extra warmth.

Beard Facts

• A Civil War era beard will grant you unparalleled open-fire cooking skills.

• Also, you’ll just look positively fantastic.

Beard Facts

• Beards can be enhanced by use of a sweet hat.

• The lack of a beard can be masked by the same.

Beard Facts

• There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Mustachios are the new Black

• They’re not just for gentlemen.

• For the discerning lady, who still knows how to party, facial hair is way in.

• Sharpies are as good as the real deal.

Should I Grow a sweet Campout Beard?

• Yes. Yes you should.

Everybody’s Doing It

• Don’t hesitate

• Don’t think• Don’t shave

• Bask in the glory

Campout Beards

Sweet.