Post on 13-Apr-2017
Tell her that you have a good feeling because your first date is on the luckiest day ever.
Tell her that you feel like you're going to get lucky tonight.
Go to your favorite casino and get really lucky playing roulette.
Sell your house, car, clothes and all other earthly possessions, go to a casino and put it all on Black.
Quote Dirty Harry by saying "Do you feel lucky, punk?" to the slot machine you're playing, hoping it will bring you money.
Quote Dirty Harry while pointing a gun at the bank cashier, hoping he will bring you money.
Tell the cop who pulled you over that if he gives you a break on this special day he'll be a lucky guy.
On second thought… don't.
Tell your girlfriend you like playing slots once in a while.
Tell your girlfriend you like playing with sluts once in a while.
Tell your date that you want to get to know her from top to bottom.
Ask her as you walk her home: "So do you prefer top or bottom?"