Post on 18-May-2015
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World Domination and You!
How to creatively destroy pesky, non-moneymaking community efforts
A Motivational Process in 137 stepsJohn (The Mettadore) Metta,
CEO of WorDomInd, Inc.
Step 1: Buy My Book, Dammit!
● Learn about WorDomInd!
● Lots of Graphs & Charts!
● Comes with Microsoft Domination (oem edition)
● Lots of Charts & Graphs!
Step 1: Buy My Book, Dammit!
● Learn about WorDomInd!
● Lots of Graphs & Charts!
● Comes with Microsoft Domination (oem edition)
● Lots of Charts & Graphs!
Portland, we have a problem.
● Lots of smart people
● Most of them are stupid
● Misguided sense of purpose
Can I just ask what the hell this is?
Portland, we have a problem.
● Wasting time by “Helping people”
● Too chicken to say “Screw you!”
● Some are just big fat cry babies
I mean, is it some kind of maze?
Save the World (by Dominating It)
● Intuitively Obvious
● Nice People Suck
● Rampant Greed FTW!
Why the hell would they put it on a slide?
Save the World (by Dominating It)
● Intuitively Obvious
● Nice People Suck
● Rampant Greed FTW!
Why the hell would they put it on a slide?
GRMFWKLSNAXP!
GRMFWKLSNAXP!
Tell me, John, Tell me about GRMFWKLSNAXP!
➲ TANSTAAFL, BABY!
➲ Buy the book, Dammit!
➲ Learn the 137 step program
➲ Okay, maybe I'll tell you “a little baby bit”
There it is again! It was gone in the last slide!
Tell me, John, Tell me about GRMFWKLSNAXP!
➲ TANSTAAFL, BABY!
➲ Buy the book, Dammit!
➲ Learn the 137 step program
➲ Okay, maybe I'll tell you “a little baby bit”
There it is again! It was gone in the last slide!
3 From GRMFWKLSNAXP
➲ Greed (If you don't make money, you don't make any money!)
➲ Role Model (No more flyin' solo!)
➲ Men-- Yes, men! Because women get stuff done!
Mind you, this is a stock image, I didn't make it.
3 From GRMFWKLSNAXP
➲ Greed (If you don't make money, you don't make any money!)
➲ Role Model (No more flyin' solo!)
➲ Men-- Yes, men! Because women get stuff done!
Mind you, this is a stock image, I didn't make it.
Not This Chick!!
➲ Mother Teresa?
➲ Wasted time helping people
➲ A Woman (got stuff done)
Is there some importance to mazes in corporate life?
You want to be a Dick
Like maybe it's supposed to be an analogy?
You want to be a Dick
Like maybe it's supposed to be an analogy?
A Few Moronic Men
Or is it a simile? I always confuse those two.
➲ Getting stuff done?
➲ WWDD?
➲ Shoot him in the face
A Few Moronic Men
Or is it a simile? I always confuse those two.
➲ Getting stuff done?
➲ WWDD?
➲ Shoot him in the face
The Big Finish
➲ Lots of smart people, but nice people suck
➲ Wasting time smelling poor people's feet?
➲ Buy my book! Right Now!
➲ Think GRMFWKLSNAXP!
➲ Shoot doers in the face with a shotgun
➲ Rule the world!
I had to write a simile once in English class. Something about life being like a box of chocolates. Wait, is that metaphor?
How to creatively destroy those pesky non-money making community
based efforts
John Metta
http://positorio.us
@Mettadore on Twitter and Identi.ca
mettadore@positorio.us
3rd left turn after the 4th right turn if you enter from the SE side of this maze of a city (that's a simile, right?)